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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Salmonella Scalfani

>> No.14115706

Did he really get salmonella?

>> No.14115734

>>14115706
yes and it caused him to have two strokes.
healthy eating is so important.

>> No.14115777

The pastor of his church is a convicted murderer who cut a woman's head off.

>> No.14115783

>>14115777
isn't that normal for pastors?

>> No.14115902
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14115902

>tfw cant watch him post stroke

>> No.14115913 [DELETED] 

>>14115783
*niggers

>> No.14115933
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>>14115902
He looks so healthy though anon!
All that praying is doing his dead arm good

>> No.14116251

>>14115596
The guy set off the smoke detector making fucking HOT DOGS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptVrxVQZa1Y

>> No.14116305
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>>14116251
>Hebrew National
>A lot of America loves these

>> No.14116457

>>14115596
Does his arm work again

>> No.14116480
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>>14116251
>unmelted cheese

>> No.14116487

>>14115933
Looks like absolute shit.

>> No.14116575

>>14115933
Has he ever made anything that actually looked appetizing?

>> No.14116675

For having multiple strokes, he seems to be doing pretty well. My dad had a single TVA/ministroke and lost vision in one eye and can't quite speak without slurring.

>> No.14116787

>>14116480
Hey cold cheese is good on hot dogs and hamburgers and burritos

>> No.14116796

>>14115933
While ugly and made with already overcooked meat, this is actually fine. The problem comes from making it in a pressure cooker which doesn't let the liquid reduce at all so you end up with a really soupy and loose chili.

>> No.14116808

>>14116675
Yep, say what you will about him being an inept tub of shit: in regards to his health Jack is blessed.

>> No.14116816

>>14115933
no concept whatsoever of cooking.

>> No.14116821

>>14116808
Jack is proof that prayer works. He should be poor, divorced, miserable, and dying.

Instead he's got a big house, multiple children (one of whom is getting married to a qt), a small amount of internet fame, a comfortable lifestyle, a thriving church community, lots of friends, and gets to do a piss-easy job that he loves. He lives like a king and all his decadence has cost him is a slightly shriveled arm in his boomer-years.

How's your life?

>> No.14116835

https://youtu.be/ptVrxVQZa1Y
can someone please make a webm of this

>> No.14116837

>>14116821
Ahmazin

>> No.14116848

>>14116835
>put the whole jar of sauerkraut into the microwave, then presumably puts it back in the fridge
this nigga is gonna die

>> No.14116849

>>14116821
I make £40 an hour having a giggle and spend most of my time stoned.

>> No.14116885

>>14116835
>Euuhhhnnyy waay
this man is a homosexual.

>> No.14116891

>>14116849
hire me

>> No.14116902

>>14116891
got a medical degree, my dude?

>> No.14116911

>>14116902
biomed

>> No.14116918

>>14116911
that's pretty good, could always do a medical conversion. I did pharm along the way.

>> No.14116956

>>14116675
He's had multiple strokes, suffers from diabetes, and was in the hospital for kidney stones a few years ago. I'd really like to know how he's still alive

>> No.14116965

>>14116821
>comfortable lifestyle and internet fame
With all his health issues i wouldn't say he lives comfortably. And he doesn't exactly have the type of internet fame anyone would want, unless your goal is to become a meme on /ck/

>> No.14116990

>>14116956
sheer bloody-mindedness. but really, a guy with his bodily habitus and vascular risk factors is almost inevitably going to have a massive MI sometime around his present age. I wonder if he smokes.

>> No.14117169

>>14116990
He's very anti-alcohol so I doubt he'd be a smoker

>> No.14117193

>>14117169
nah he smokes on his back patio

>> No.14117206

>>14117169
>very anti alcohol
where did you get this idea? he just says in his recent beer bread video he just dislikes the taste of beer. not that hes anti-alcohol

>> No.14117249

>>14117206
Him and Tammy have mentioned numerous times in his videos that they don't drink

>> No.14117256

>>14117249
what a square

>> No.14117869

>>14116956
>I'd really like to know how he's still alive
Because he loves to cook so much

>> No.14117902

>>14116251
Why are the hotdogs burned but the cheese un-melted? How do you fuck up that badly.

>> No.14117995

>>14115902
everyone talked about him killing himself from his own food but it turned out to be something even worse than death
if anything it killed the fun in it, just sad now

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>>14115902
same but his prestroke shit is still hilarious

>> No.14118162

You can get strokes from eating like shit?

>> No.14118169

>>14118162
when you dont cook the shit, yes

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>>14116835

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>>14118194
thank you

>> No.14118202

>>14116796
>soupy and loose

....heh

>> No.14118635

>>14118162
Yes, your risk of stroke is raised by high blood pressure and fucking up your vasculature with smoking, diabetes, bad diets, and metabolic syndrome in general.