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14104974 No.14104974 [Reply] [Original]

Look at these eggs. a real fuckin man made these
these aint your dress-wearin tea totalin grandmaws sunday morning eggs, hell naw.
these heckin daddies were FORGED IN IRON inside the EARTHS FUCKIN CORE A MILLION FUCKIN YEARS AGO and you tamed these BAD BOYS, forming them into a cookin surface. and you 230ed their ass back to the stoneage.

man these eggs never stood a fuckin chance.

>> No.14104985

>using a faggy silicone baking spatula

>> No.14104995

>>14104974
Very boring post.

>> No.14105002

>>14104974
uh fried eggs aren't suppose to look like that

>> No.14105004
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>>14104974
Learn to not break the yolk ya absolute dingus

>> No.14105006
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>>14104995
your face is boring
you know whats not though? cookin up a fucking MEAT CUBE on this cast iron motherfucker thats what. side of bok choys? no problem here
>>14104985
its not about show dude
its about being resourceful and using what you got. its about makeing a statement by not making one you see, its not what you say its what you dont say.
youd never know that though

>> No.14105028
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>>14105004
>>14105002
>he likes his yolk concentrated into one bite
didnt anyone ever fucking tell you about distribution? i make sure theres a perfect balance of white and yolk in every fucking bite. you just want to have a few egg whites and then a giant bite of pasty yolk? sounds pleb as fuck
maybe the ones you guys make look like your cool wine aunt from portland's egg and avocado toast brioche bites but not mine faggot

lets take this perfectly cooked PIttsburg steak right here. its seasoned perfectly and reverse seared in this work of art. not only that its got a lil spice added into the meat itself by cooking it right in the pan.
you two would go run off to eat your salad and bean patties but a real mans mouth is watering for this work of perfection. toss that a1 sauce up your ass, salt and pep a lil rosemary is all you need

>> No.14105033

stop shilling autistic pans.

>> No.14105047

>>14105028
>he likes his yolk overcooked
>searing a steak is thr same as cooking eggs

>> No.14105075
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>>14105047
oh yeah youre right, eggs do take way more skill to cook than simply throwing a slab of kobe down on some hot coals for 20 minutes thats not cooking at all dude
knowing how to evenly distribute the yolk, knowing how many cups of grease to use, all that takes skill
>>14105033
so i guess anyone exhibiting a preference for a product is somehow a shill, naw buddy it dont work like that

>> No.14105097

>>14105075
i have no idea what the fuck you just but heres another (you)
sunny side up eggs, signing off

>> No.14105104

>>14105075
So, can you please post a lid to these pans? Please? Also, the price tag so I can laugh in poorish.

>> No.14105115

>>14105075
>places a previously cooked chicken in a pan it wasn’t cooked in just to take a pic
seems about right

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>>14105115
Did you even see the grill marks dude? they line up perfectly. even a jogger would notice that.
those legs tuck up nicely into the lid area when its steaming in there

>> No.14105186

>>14104974

MONGO BIG. MONGO STRONG

MONGO MAKE EGG

YOU SEE EGG?

EGG IN PAN OF MONGO

LOOK AT MONGO EGG

MONGO MAKE GOOD EGG

>> No.14105271

Great pan bro. How much?

It really would save time to be able to pour from all those angles.

>> No.14105323

this pic is a repost from a week or so ago you fucking niggers

>> No.14105349
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>>14105323
>week or so ago
ok newfag

>>14105271
dude you wouldnt believe me if i told you. i basically stole the thing for dirt cheap. ive seen pans go in the high $750-$1500 range and this was an absolute steal at $230.
ive stepped up my cabbage game tenfold since then

>> No.14105380

>>14105186
>t. effeminate alien

>> No.14105390

>>14104974
Cast iron is just carbon steel for retards who think they're camping at home.

>> No.14105895

>>14105390
you just hate that you cannot afford a 230 of your own.
seethe more cooklet