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can I eat a pizza I bought yesterday afternoon and have left out all this time? It's been like 36 hours

>> No.14097945
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>>14097936
What does a kiss feel like

>> No.14097992

>>14097945
like plunging your tongue into a warm void where another tongue is trying to intercept you

>> No.14097994

>>14097945
Like salty coin milk sandbags.

>> No.14097997

>>14097992
l-lewder then I expect !!

>> No.14098000

>>14097936
yeah it's fine. Just reheat in the oven on 350 until the cheese starts to brown and bubble.

>> No.14098006

Does anyone else just have a waterfall of precum in their pants, after kissing for even a few seconds? Even if it's just a quick kiss goodbye, with no tongue, my cock is always drenched with precum. I don't have a problem with premature ejaculation, either, actually I have a hard time getting off at all.

>> No.14098022
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>>14097945
I don't know.

>> No.14098045

Yes.

>> No.14098054

>>14097992
Mmmm, I miss kissing.

>> No.14098060

>>14098006
Hawt. Show us your drippies yuuuuum

>> No.14098065

>>14098060
Someone has to kiss me, first.

>> No.14098069

>>14098006
same, and i'm cut very tight. on the flip side it gives my man a great indication if he's hitting my spot or not

>> No.14098086

>>14098069
That's strange, I figured it was part of being uncut, I don't even understand how cutfags feel any pleasure on the head of their cocks. If my foreskin rolls up for whatever reason, and the head starts rubbing against my boxers, it kinda hurts.

>> No.14098136

>>14098065
I'll volunteer ;) <3

>> No.14098156

>>14098136
Are you a cute girl or femboy?

>> No.14098163

>>14098136
>>14098156
fuck that, are you a slightly buff boy with tasteful amounts of chest hair and a bubble butt

>> No.14098168

>>14098006
Are you a teenager>

>> No.14098178

>>14098156
Post wall roastie, my man. I love young bois sluuuurp

>> No.14098179

>>14098163
I'm a little chubby now, but I'm working on getting back in shape. Chest hair and a bubble butt, though, I definitely have. If I only had a nickel for every time a negress groped me and said I have "a juicy booty for a white boy".
>>14098168
I'm 28.

>> No.14098188

>>14098178
You jest, but I prefer older women. Nothing better than big, veiny, 40 year old tits in my mouth while my cock gets jerked and I get called mommy's good boy.

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>>14098179
>a little chubby now

>> No.14098200

>>14097936
eat it you pussy

>> No.14098201

>>14098188
Then I'm not your type; 33 and smol milkers :(

>> No.14098204

>>14098201
Milkers of all sizes make my peepee hard, and you're still older than me.

>> No.14098213

>>14098204
I want to make your peepee throw up ;)

>> No.14098264

>>14098213
are you ugly?

>> No.14098274

>>14098213
I'm sure that could be arranged.

>> No.14098290

>>14098264
Meh, probably a 4-5/10. The rare times eye makeup and lightly tinged lip gloss go on my face I'd say a 6/10.

>> No.14098293

>>14098290
do you like femdom and being my mommygf

>> No.14098298

what the fuck guys

>> No.14098312

>>14098293
>>14098290
Hey, stop trying to steal my mommyoldersisterwithsmalltits gf! She was talking to me first about making my peepee throw up!
And milflady, stop cheating on me with this other anon!

>> No.14098314

>>14098293
Have never tried doing femdom. I would probably be uncomfortable since I believe the man should dom the woman always, as God intended. The mommy aspect of it would fuck with me since I'm an actual mommy and hearing that in a sexual context would make me feel like I'm having incestual relations. Ain't nobody want that. Porn has done a number on our young men coomers, eh?

>> No.14098322

>>14098312
Fugg, I hath been caught! Verily, head to safety before young little baby boy bf stones us!!

>> No.14098331

>>14098314
Idk, I have a daughter but I still like it when my wife calls me daddy. Also, why is every single woman only into being dominated? Why do I have to be in control all the damn time? I have to make all of the decisions in everything, why can't I be the one who just lays there and takes it, once in a while?

>> No.14098337

>>14098331
Well the female on top is considered domination? Then yeah, what ever, I ride dick, we all do I'm sure.

>> No.14098339

Where are the fucking mods? Go to /soc/

>> No.14098349

>>14098339
Pffft, the mods are never around. We have to take reporting into our own hands. /ck/ is still better than /pol/ in terms of how much off topic and shitposting is done. My poor /pol/ :,,,(

>> No.14098375

>>14098337
Not just that. Maybe I want to be bound and gagged and played with, every once in a while, and not just the one doing the binding and gagging. Maybe I want to be smothered under pussy and ass until I pass out, or jerked off while being smothered in tits or with a hand over my mouth and nose. Stuff like that, that women love to have done to them, but always "feel weird" doing it back to me. It's why I liked my cougars before marriage, and still would like a cougar if I could talk my wife into it and also guarantee that she won't fuck another man, because I like to have my cake and eat it too. Cougars always seem to at least be open to femdom shit, although usually what they want is to just be rough fucked by a young and virile stud.

>> No.14098382

>>14098339
No one posted anything personal, and threads always devolve into offtopic shit, especially shitpost copypasta spam like the op. I saw three other threads with the same op before I posted in this one about my drooling cock. No one posted any pics, not a soc thread.

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You're all animals. This is a cooking board.

>> No.14098404

>>14098375
Jesus. Is this a widely held feel for men? I want to ask my bf now. I know there's some dudes that like/want stuff like that, but I always figured it was a small community. It's probably more widespread than I thought. Heh, I said widespread. Hawt.

>> No.14098410

>>14098375
is your wife willing to slam your boy pussy with a cucumber

>> No.14098415

>>14098395
You don't want to join in the fun?? ;))))

>> No.14098425

>>14098395
Pretty sure I've seen a guy pan fry and eat his own semen here.
>>14098404
I guarantee you that just about every man wants to lose control sometimes. It's hard to have to do everything all the time. It's why we fall in love with any lady who cooks us a decent meal, or cleans the house sometimes. We're expected to put bread on the table, pay the bills, decide where to eat out, and do whatever our lady likes in the bedroom, it's nice to let all that go sometimes. I go into a "sub space", too, I'd like to have that experience more than I do. Even when you talk a woman into it, they half ass it because they "feel weird". Shut up and sit on my face and call me a dirty boy, it's not that hard or any different than when you want me to choke you with my cock and call you a slut.

>> No.14098432

>>14098410
Idk, I'm not into anal at all, giving or receiving. Love to eat ass but that's as far as I go, and I don't want anyone to eat my ass.

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>>14097945
Slimy

>> No.14098434

>>14097936
It's just bread, cheese, and tomato sauce. None of those things would spoil if you just had them sit out for that long.

>> No.14098435

shit thread

>> No.14098496

Anyone else getting horny?

>> No.14100536

>>14098022
delete this image

>> No.14100579

>>14098331
anon for all you know your daughter is in this thread right now

>> No.14100624

>>14097945
imagine putting your tongue into an open wound and exploring it thoroughly but then your tongue finds a fleshworm inside the wound and wrestles with it.

>> No.14100842

>>14097936
Yes.

>> No.14100881

>>14097936
Given how much salt is in pizza from a chain you'll be fine. Just microwave it first.

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>> No.14101397

>>14100624
theres no blood taste

>> No.14101434

>>14101397
well, about once a month...

>> No.14101992

>>14097936
should I read this left to right top to bottom or top to bottom left to right?

>> No.14102004

>>14101992
doesn't matter

>> No.14102009

>>14101992
Up and down and in and out bb.

>> No.14102030

>>14097936
Why did he choke her again?

>> No.14102082

>>14102030
sick of asuka's retarded bullshit

>> No.14102108

>>14101992
Choose your own adventure.

>> No.14102129

>>14102030
Once the bruise has formed, she'll feel it more.

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>>14101992
If you have to ask it's too deep for you