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14097924 No.14097924 [Reply] [Original]

Aside from obvious choices like fish and chips, steak pies, curries, shortbread etc.

my choice would be toasted cheese. it seems so fitting to eat after a heroin high or during a hangover when you just dont want to put effort into cooking anything. bonus for marmite

>> No.14097928

cucumber sandwich

>> No.14097987

baked beans

>> No.14098014

The cheese and pickle sandwich is Britain. If someone talks about ubiquitous British food and fails to mention the cheese and pickle sandwich, they're a poser. No exceptions.

>> No.14098019

bees on wheat

>> No.14098021

The sunday roast beef buffet is pretty nice.

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>> No.14098040 [DELETED] 

hahahaha fuck cunt dick piss shit whore faggot hahahahaha

>> No.14098053

fuck i love that this even exists as an idea

>> No.14098249

I'm American and never knew this existed and it sounds fucking great

>> No.14098296

Toast Sandwich

>> No.14098612

How is a cheese and pickle sandwich not totally obvious?
If you're poor a cucumber sandwich just makes sense.

I'm surprised at how many people here haven't had to use up odd ingredients. Like bread in milk coated with sugar for breakfast, or using water on their cereal, or peanut butter and cheese sandwiches, or sardine sandwiches.

>> No.14098641

i visited a poor home once as a lad. They wouldnt toast their bread and instead they buttered it and dipped it in sugar
it was the single worst breakfast experience of my life, kids would line up for it like it was cake or something, it tasted foul
the butter was cold, the bead was soggy, they didnt even use confectioners’ sugar, they just opened the jar for the coffee or tea and dipped it inside
one of the older boys became agitated when he saw that i wasnt partaking in the act and told me to eat my breakfast or he would have a go at me latter so i did but only under protest
I thought being poor meant freshly baked pies cooling in the window, they had butter, they had flour, they had sugar, there was a plum tree growing at their yard rip with fruit, they had three working age women under that roof.
I will never understand why people choose to live like this

>> No.14098647

I don’t care OP, it’s fish and chips. It’s so damn prevalent outside of the UK. In America and Canada they call it fish and chips.

>> No.14098722
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Nah, we didn't choose to eat sugar on bread as a matter of course. We got 3 meals a day, just that if you wanted more or you ran out before the bi-weekly shopping trip, you had to get creative.
I remember being amazed sleeping over at my friends' houses and if they were out of cereal in the morning, their mom would go to the store and get us more kek. At my house if it ran out before the bi-weekly shopping trip, it didn't get bought.
There was always plenty of wild caught canned salmon and canned garden vegetables, we never went without. We just went without luxury shit like cereal and snacks. Teeangers like easy snacks, I wasn't going to open quart jar of salmon and fry up some patties, Paddy.

Something like this would be a typical dinner around my house, I made it to show here as nostalgia months ago. Canned green beans, homemade oven fries, and a cheap pork chop. If you wanted something else above this, better get to thinkin'.

>> No.14098929
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In Britain, the pickle in 'cheese and pickle' means sweet pickle. Preferably Branstons.

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nice fry up

>> No.14098965

yeah, but cheese and gherkin is good too, with a bit of colmans

>> No.14098971

>Nostalgia for shit dietary practices
At least you know better now

>> No.14098978

thick cut fries wrapped in newspaper and absolutely soaked in malt vinegar

>> No.14099020
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Tower Jamacian beef patties, aye mon!

>> No.14099023
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I'll see that and raise you some jerk.

>> No.14099025

This looks like shit to any objectively minded person.

>> No.14099027

Came here to say this. It's like sickly sweet jam and shitbogies. Do not recommend.

>> No.14099031

Drunk brits on a sunday morn aren't objectively minded nor they have to be.
That stuff looks good to me.

>> No.14099035

nice contradiction 6/10 troll

>> No.14099037 [DELETED] 

It looks like shit and you look like shit.

>> No.14099041

What else am I supposed to look like on a Sunday morn at 5am?

>> No.14099043

Welsh rabbit

>> No.14099053

Why does it make you so upset to be a homosexual?

>> No.14099064

because faggots like you exist

>> No.14099067

Take a shower bitch and come out of the closet, I'm not the homo. You're just projecting, don't worry nobody from PA will chase you with pitchforks, hahaha maybe, then again, maybe not.

>> No.14099071

I can get a 13oz jar of Branston pickle for $5.50 should I do it?

>> No.14099079

we don't have pickle in the states or at least it's rather unknown and you'd have to explain what you're talking about 90% of the time to another american

>> No.14099080

Please don't. Find a good Ploughman's Chutney instead. Far, far better.

>> No.14099081

Why not?
Save the pickle juice for when you have a hangover, that works out well to help with hangovers.

>> No.14099084

would this work well in tuna salad instead of relish?

>> No.14099086

What are you goofy?
We have tons of pickles in the USA, what states are you writing about some Australian states, I bet even they have pickles.
Some folk are just plain retarded.

>> No.14099089

I find that it works great in tuna or salmon salad, both pickle juice and relish. Either one adds a nice moisture and flavor.

>> No.14099090 [DELETED] 

Why do you like fucking men so much? Its not healthy.

>> No.14099092

the british section at my local is quite sparse, I think it's the only pickle i can get

>> No.14099094

You'd know so tell us all. When did you get out from prison and being a butt boi?

>> No.14099095

see there you go you don't know what pickle means in this context you're exactly who I;m talking about

>> No.14099100

From your shitty writing it's impossible to tell what your context was. How about be more specific you fucking cunt?

>> No.14099106 [DELETED] 

Why do you like fucking men so much? Its not healthy.

>> No.14099114

You're life isn't healthy, have you considered suicide. I hear it's painless, you should try it.

>> No.14099115

There's a song meant just for you!

Suicide is Painless (M.A.S.H Theme)

>> No.14099121 [DELETED] 

Being a homosexual is not healthy.

>> No.14099128

Are you a robot, I would say parrot but that might be an insult to parrots or pet raven named midnight.

>> No.14099135 [DELETED] 

I don't see how calling out homosexual degeneracy is bot activity. Are you also so sub IQ that you believe in the Russian bot conspiracy?

>> No.14099144

Dr. Six-Gun: Sing For A Drink Cowboy (old-time radio western -1954)

>> No.14099148

I don't believe, I know that you're a jealous pathetic homosexual whose projecting.

>> No.14099161
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not that anon, but pickle in an english cheese and pickle sandwich refers to a specific kind of relish, not to pickled cucumbers, which we usually call gherkins.
pic(kle) relate

>> No.14099167

I can deal with that. Technically one can pickle pretty much anything, here in the uncultured states we usually refer to pickles as the cukes. Gherkins would be a different type of pickles here.

>> No.14099168

Being gay is against Jesus.

>> No.14099169

Aren't gherkins those folk with towels on their heads that used to fight your british wars for you?

>> No.14099170

>Branston Pickle is made from a variety of diced vegetables, including swede (rutabaga), carrots, onions and cauliflower pickled in a sauce made from vinegar, tomato, apple and spices.
sounds good
>In recent years high-fructose corn syrup has replaced sugar in the product sold in the American market.

>> No.14099172

On that we can agree, they're all going to hell to swim in the eternal flame.

>> No.14099175

Oh that's good, as usual.
Blame America for your problems instead of yourselves and merkel. We're used to your bullshit, keep it up.

>> No.14099179
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>it's merke's fault that americans put HFC in everything

>> No.14099184

According to you, that would be flying saucers and space alien lizard people, if you can't blame the USA a nation not even a few hundred years old for your problems where else would you, nations thousands of years old put the blame. You just can't handle reality can you? Now piss the fuck off!

>> No.14099186

A stupid picture from you won't change anything now will it?

>> No.14099190

lmao all i did was mention HFC and you lost your minds fucking hell hahahaha

>> No.14099197

That was a non-sequiter, what's corn except for a jug of corn whisky have to do with the conversation? You're a euro moron pushing blame for your own problems to others as usual as to be expected.

>> No.14099205

>he's still seething
corn syrup's done a number on your brains lmao

>> No.14099207

Clearly not, you're the one that keeps bringing it up.

>> No.14099208

my dad loves them, his surrgate grandparents made them proper oldschool

>> No.14099209

do ameriKKKans really?

>> No.14099210

You've dug your own hole, keep digging.

>> No.14099211

really what?

>> No.14099213
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>objectively minded person.

>> No.14099219

says the guy who is still angry because somebody mentioned HFC 15 minutes ago OK LOL

>> No.14099220
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faggots. Literally the name of a British dish.

>> No.14099222

walkerwood do a peng scotch bonnet sauce 9/10

>> No.14099226

I didn't bring it up in the first place, you did, and are still seething that nobody gives a shit about you.
You still bring it up after so long, so how about just shut up if you're capable?

>> No.14099230

Yeah, it's really good. The problem is that it's difficult to find so at best I have to mail order it.

>> No.14099234

>still seething
fucking state of you lmao. absolutely outraged

>> No.14099242

Yet you still keep posting about some old shit that nobody cares about, who's the seething one?
Get a grip bitch.

>> No.14099244

it used to be at my local morries in the west indies section but they stopped stocking in now :/

>> No.14099247

>he keeps replying to me to tell me how he's not angry
>get a grip

>> No.14099248

There was a little store in NYC that had it but I don't live there anymore so the best bet is to just mail order it.

>> No.14099250

You should consider checking yourself into an asylum, maybe for some nice relaxing electroshock therapy.

>> No.14099254

>now he's wishing me harm, but he's totally not angry, not at all

>> No.14099259

>Branston pickle
>pickle juice
I bet you thought you sounded smart there, retard.

>> No.14099269

Oh, look, it's this shit chart AGAIN. Notice how it completely lacks the cheese and pickle sandwich we've been talking about.

>> No.14099281

I'd try that out on a Sunday morn, it's barely 6:30am here so couldn't get much worse. At least I'm not in the south so don't have to listen to church going types.

>> No.14099286

Compared to you, my neighbor's dog's farts sound smart.

>> No.14099291

>At least I'm not in the south so don't have to listen to church going types.
Goddamn, I remember when my aunt got married in Southampton, and I swear they rang those fucking church bells for a solid three hours or more. I'd off myself if I ever had to deal with that shit more than once.

>> No.14099299

The horror!
I know, I had to sit in the front row of a aunt and uncle's wedding, it was like three hours of utter bordom. At least I was there with some cousins. I always wished them the best but making us sit through that in the front row for like 3 hours then the reception and having to wear wear black tie was annoying to say the least.

>> No.14099308

There's nothing more boring that a full Catholic wedding that goes on for hours and hours. One can't just walk out if your in the front row. My cousins and I were captured.

>> No.14099311

Good luck with extracting the juice from your chutney, then.

>> No.14099321

What are you suggesting there, that i'm some fucking pathetic h1b indian. You're quite mistaken, don't project, nobody wants your pajeet bullshit here.
Though your crappy code does make for some entertainment and a source of money since it's done so horribly.

>> No.14099327

Do you h1b types obfuscate your code so much as to keep your h1b visas going on? It's a pretty pathetic way to try to stay in the USA.
It's a good source of profits to unwind your h1b shit code.

>> No.14099329

you can't build an empire on an empty stomach and brekky is the most important meal of the day
take notes, son

>> No.14099334
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That's why more people need a proper egg in the hole.

>> No.14099338

What the hell are you on about? I'm telling you that Branston pickle is a chutney. How are you getting pickle juice from a chutney?

>> No.14099341

I not an indian, I don't know what a "chutney" is and don't know why I would want to. You're the one that seems guilty on that one, you know what that is.

>> No.14099342
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Shepherd's pie. Homemade.

>> No.14099345

Looks like fru fru shit. I bet that's cottage pie, it really looks like shit.

>> No.14099346
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Calm down. Here's your pickle, bro.

>> No.14099349

Yeah yeah, I'd try it.
It looks kind of good in fact.

>> No.14099351

are you still crying about the HFC comment?
get help ffs

>> No.14099354

I forgot about that, you're the one that made it and keeps bringing up like a cat bringing up old hair balls.

>> No.14099355

What's your major malfunction?

>> No.14099356

lmao you guys are yoo easy

>> No.14099357

Dr Sixgun - 01 - Chief Tall Horse's Son is Poisoned - Western Genre Old time Radio

>> No.14099358

cope. Eat more fags, bong. Slurp schlup, yum yum.

>> No.14099362

Bacon and eggs for breakfast today!
Fuck you vegan cuntbags!

>> No.14099365

Just remember that in these OTR shows they used coconut shells to make the sounds of horses moving along.

>> No.14099371

Where would they get a coconut in the old American frontier?

>> No.14099372

I never said they did, but they used them for the radio shows to make horse cloppity cloppity sounds.

>> No.14099377
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Scotch Eggs are GOAT tier, Manchester Eggs are a delicious variation

>> No.14099381

Right, but the coconut palm only bears fruit in tropical and subtropical regions, so how would they get coconuts in the Wild West to make the horse sounds? It's not like it could be transported by a migratory bird. It's just too big.

>> No.14099388

Its not the palms, it the half shells that make the proper sounds. Split a coconut with a sword or an axe to make it two, then you have two half shells to make the sounds. Palms have nothing to do with the sounds.

>> No.14099391
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are we really doing this?

>> No.14099395

boiled broccoli

>> No.14099398

By the time radio was around, nobody had to rely on birds to transport seeds yet sound effects had to be done and using coconut shells was an effective way to relate horse movements. People had to be innovative back then instead of doing yo yo yo like negroes and using some dvd with sound effects.

>> No.14099403
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When have we not been?

>> No.14099408

Honestly, the other bloke seems to be either completely oblivious, or trying really hard to not do this.

>> No.14099409

Nothing wrong with broccoli, I'd add butter and garlic. Kind of the same with cauliflower.

>> No.14099410

Look, the coconut is the fruit of the coconut palm, but it can only grow in tropical and subtropical regions. Now, you're saying they used them instead of horses in old time radio dramas about the American frontier, and I'm trying to point out that the logistics of getting coconuts in the American frontier borders on absurd. Of course they didn't have prerecorded sound effects in the wild west; that's just as absurd as the thought of them somehow having coconuts to make the sound of horses hooves.

>> No.14099416

I'm not saying anything, that before electronic effects people improvised and coconut half shells when clapped on a floor or table sounded like horses clappity clappings. Don't take my word for it, look it up if you must.
You're daft or something and lack reading comprehension.
Did you fail English in the first grade or something or are you being annoying on purpose?

>> No.14099420

Fort Laramie (The Winter Soldier) Old-time radio western (June 17, 1956)

>> No.14099425

WHERE DID THEY GET THE BLOODY COCONUTS? Did Mister Cowboy McLawman mosey on over to the saloon and say "Ey, barkeep! Get me a pina colada in a coconut shell!", like he was at some tacky tiki bar? Where would the saloon owner get the coconut in the first place? Who or what was bringing all these coconuts up into the wild west?

>> No.14099434

Don't be a doofus!
The coconuts were for radio shows made much later and were used for sound effects.

>> No.14099442
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Ahh. sorry.
I have no malicious intent. Please forgive me for making the wrong name.
Japanese people don't really understand the name of British cuisine.

>> No.14099445

Oh, I'm the "doofus" here for questioning how a coconut just SOMEHOW ends up in a climate where it could have never grown.

>> No.14099455

hahahaha, GTFO!

>> No.14099459

I want a tea party with Tamlyn Tomita.

>> No.14099463

Whats that above/next to the black pudd and bacon

>> No.14099470

some kind of potato cake i think, like a hash brown

>> No.14099473

Tamlyn Tomita, she was not only the chick in karate kid ii (?), but also the Lt Cmdr XO in the first babylon 5, but also was in a bunch of those USN shows, JAG.

>> No.14099476

Looks like shredded hashbrown potatoes.

>> No.14099477
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Get your pudd pudd!

>> No.14099488

>less than 60% likes beef wellington

Yeah thats bull

>> No.14099492

>Black Pud
>Steak and kidney
>shit tier
100% sure this was made by an obese fuck under the age of 30.

>> No.14099493

The whole list is shit. That's probably why people like to repost it so much.

>> No.14099494

water toast

>> No.14099496
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You Brits must feel pretty proud of yourselves.

>> No.14099503

So correct us?

>> No.14099513

Probably, though I always thought it was all geriatric bastards that were doing internet surveys.
Though, the popular opinion on black pudding seems to have taken a nosedive. Most places make you ask for it as an extra with your fryup. I don't even think you can get it at most Spoons anymore.
Why? All the criticism hasn't stopped you from reposting it yet.

>> No.14099521
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I'm Tomita But another person.
I'm a 59-year-old bald father.

>> No.14099522

Good thing im not objectively minded, cause subjectively youre a fucking shitstain

>> No.14099524

Why? So people can learn.

>> No.14099530

>Most places make you ask for it as an extra with your fryup. I don't even think you can get it at most Spoons anymore.
That a shame but I can see it most people find them Ewwy. Hell the other day I was on some guy that posts homemade food's instagram and people were going mental that he posted a video of him making sausages from scratch. It's like he's just shown them scat or fart porn.

>> No.14099531

Based, redpilled, illustrious and glorious

>> No.14099534

That's ok. I never said anything weird about her. She was on some JAG episodes a few days ago and she looked familiar from B5 so I looked her name up. No harm was meant.

>> No.14099535

Hello Japanese friend
Thank you for joining us here

>> No.14099543
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>Cornish Pasty
>Mid tier

The whole list is a crime, but this is egregious.

>> No.14099559
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>If you're poor a cucumber sandwich just makes sense.

Backwards because the cucumber sandwich is a upper class meal. It is part of 'high tea' a mid afternoon snack that is light enough not to spoil you appetite for dinner. The cucumber sandwich was especially popular in the British Raj while ruling India, it was light and refreshing in the mid afternoon heat. Not something enjoyed by the working classes who had to work during the afternoon.

>> No.14099561

Isn't only upper class if they cut the crusts off, anyone can enjoy a tea sandwich.

>> No.14099572

Bring a tea sandwich to your mom or grandparents, they wont care so much about the class, it's the thought that counts.

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Just looking at the raw data for that survey and it's positively fucking retarded the way they weighted things. There were ~6300 respondents:

41% of respondents said they liked black pudding.
36% of respondents said they disliked black pudding.
10% said they had no opinion or couldn't remember, and 13% hadn't tried it.

65% of respondents said they liked cornish pasties.
15% of respondents said they disliked cornish pasties.
14% said they had no opinion or couldn't remember, and 6% hadn't tried them.

>> No.14099590

Oh, yeah, and only about ~1600 were under the age of 34, but accounted for the vast bulk of "haven't tried it" answers on shit.

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I was more of a cress butty kiddo myself.
I did also drink sugar water so maybe that's just me.

>> No.14100190

That is illumimating, thank you.

>> No.14100200
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No, it would fucking not.

Obvious troll.


Pickle. Not pickled onions. Idiot.

>> No.14100211

> kippers
> steak and kidney pud
> 'crap tier'
You just know a fucking Yank compiled this.

>> No.14100212

I wish I had a hot chick to marry and bells would ring. I can just wish. Maybe in another lifetime that'll happen. Maybe.

>> No.14100226

None of us would use the term "pud."
Stupid being a disgusting brit and realize that you're fucked. Now go suck up to merkel or something but don't blame the USA for your shit.

>> No.14100231

>Now go suck up to merkel or something but don't blame the USA for your shit.
christ are you still angry about the HFC comment? get help lad, you're fucking rattled lmao

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>> No.14100236

Who the fuck mentioned onions you stupid fucking brit? Where is that in this thread? It's like you morons just make shit up out of nowhere and expect others to believe it, like democrats.
GTFO with the bullshit.

>> No.14100240

No, yet you're the one that keeps bringing it up like a little fucking faggot cunt.

>> No.14100246

Riight, because you post bullshit, people are supposed to believe it? It doesn't work that way. Get over yourself, bitch.

>> No.14100249

There's no 'pickle juice' in fucking pickle, you dumbfuck septic piece of shit.

>> No.14100251

lmao mentally ill ameriKKKan, go shoot a school

>> No.14100254

If your grandparents were alive would you tell them that bullshit? Do you believe your own bullshit?
I suspect the answers to those are no and no.

>> No.14100261

Eww, septic, now I know your a filthy brit. That's old term. We just call you useless limey cunts.

>> No.14100266

You might want to learn to spell if you expect to be taken seriously.

>> No.14100267
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So many fucking Americans spewing the usual nonsense ITT.

>> No.14100272

Oh yeah, as opposed you euro fags sucking up to merkel. Yeah ok.

>> No.14100276

These guys are basically tinfoil hat facebook boomers. Fucking retards.

>> No.14100278

I'm hardcore Leave and massively anti-kraut, you spacking wazzock fuck.

>> No.14100280

hahaha 2020, anyone that has a zuckerburg facebook account is a moron

>> No.14100281

At this point, it's honestly fucking too incoherent to even be American. Like some third-worlder false-flagging with buzzwords.

>> No.14100288

I'm usually a big fan, but all the completely incorrect and retarded 'advice' over fucking subpar Branston's has got me massively triggered.

>> No.14100289

Is that supposed to mean something in English? Try English next time you fucking weirdo.

>> No.14100293

god forbid it's that weird fucking American-obsessed schizo Aussie again
I thought he was permabanned

>> No.14100297

Ah, yes. Of course it is. I remember now.

Apologies, Americans.

>> No.14100299

Billy Idol - Eyes Without A Face (Extended Version)

>> No.14100305

Bah, don't apologize to me, it's all in fun.

>> No.14100312

It's really all in fun whaling on each other.
That which does not kill us makes us better.

>> No.14100314

I'm trans by the way, in case you wanna know

>> No.14100316

Good man. I owe you a pint or five next time you're over.

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>> No.14100319

I couldn't care less.
The problem is if you're lying in a bar, I've heard of people freaking out about that. That means that you're dishonest, and then you should be shot.

>> No.14100329

Jellied eel

>> No.14100330
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>> No.14100333

The B52's - The B52's

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>> No.14100337

Strictly London.

I've never, ever, ever seen this in this country. Not once. Ever.

>> No.14100340

Needs chilli sauce

>> No.14100342
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>In Britain, the pickle in 'cheese and pickle' means sweet pickle. Preferably Branstons.
The term 'sweet pickle' describes something else to Americans, which will think about sweet gherkins or even bread n butter pickles, but Branston pickle comes out of the Indian subcontinent traditions, and is a highly spiced relish, or even chow chow type of canned pickle, in american undertandings. The singular nature of saying "pickle" for a plural US english pickles is also part of your culture to describe the item. It's like shrimp vs shrimps on menus.

Just a little idiom class. There is no true counterpart on the shelf in the US to Branston, but I would liken the flavor indeed like another who showed walkerswood jamaican jerk marinade or even A1 sauce flavors (if someone is curious), because of the aged umami anchovy mystery coming from the tamarind, raisins, clove, allspice kicks in this vegetable pickle.

My favorite british food is probably the coronation chicken salad tucked into a little moist sandwich, refreshingly simple cucumber sandwich, a nice slab of stilton or apricot studded wensleydale, and for pub food, gotta get a shoutout to the scotch egg, or irish boxty with a simple mushroom and chicken filling or any rich brown spicy fruity or nutty bread made with treacle, bara brith or irish brown bread. They're all just a step better than a german *shh* stollen, and really adore them..

My ethnicity is 50% English, but it's been centuries since the ancestors left England. Despite that, my earliest influences from travel and a particular childhood expat church friends and piano teacher brought about the trifle-at-Christmas tradition in my own family. It's the strawberries, bananas, jello, bird's custard, pound cake, whipped cream with tons of cream sherry kind of version, and there's something so satisfying to spoon into the sogginess with high proof for a couple of days after the big meals right down to the last spoonful.

>> No.14100349



God those people are insufferable

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Indeed m8!
Toasties all around.

>> No.14100357
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Yes! Yes! To friendship!

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Here ya go, have your choice.

>> No.14100366

luv me lads
luv me toasted cheese
luv me heroin
simple as.

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>> No.14100379

The Misuse of Drugs Act of 1971 forbids the recreational consumption of cheesie toasties. Gonna have ta ask ya ta bin that.

>> No.14100383

Scotch eggs are not pub food. You may get them in gastropubs but they're traditionally picnic fare. Coronation Chicken is not British, either. It may be a popular dish here, but we wouldn't consider it a traditional food. Any cheese 'studded' with fruit is also haram and not considered authentic. Anything Irish is, of course, by definition, not British food, either. And before you say 'Northern Ireland', an Ulsterman would agree with me most of all. Finally, there is no such thing as 'ethnic English'. You are either an Englishman born and raised free in England, or you are not.

>> No.14100386

Don't miss out on the boogaloo
hey shimmy shimmy shake

>> No.14100394

I read that as the misuse of dogs act, because people were buggering dogs.

>> No.14100400

Cheese on toast is the best, I like to add thinly sliced red onion and cook it under the broiler
>pork pie
>not god tier
what kind of faggot made this list?

>> No.14100404

It's called trade, and coastal trade through the West Indies Florida, and the Caribbean, predated the colonies. Coconuts, and gourd vegetables provided containers as much as clay pottery or animal skins. So, though it might seem outrageous to you, people traveled the world on boats, not only for Ocean travel, but for the waterways.
In the 1920s, the heydey of really popular radio's beginnings for the shows, variety shows, going right into the 50s, you also have air travel, car travel, and from the earliest beginnings right into the jet age. Coconuts came from Florida via train, and snowbird cultures of Northeast into Florida was already a thing.

I have no idea what you're arguring about because I didn't scroll up, but if you ever visited an antique store, you'll find coconut travel souvenirs, gourd maracas, and other crappy indian art is rampant, and it's very old. Sugarcane, citrus, rum..it made it's way around the world and very far inland, right up the Mississippi to just about everywhere. It wasn't just fur or horses or wagons. In the 1920s not just rich people boarded pullman trains going to sleep in Chicago and getting off the train in the South and vice versa. Many did for shopping reasons, alone.

>> No.14100413


Also, good call on the thinly sliced onion. I do this, too.

>> No.14100417

Fookin' legend you are m9. Got any curry sauce?

>> No.14100420

Trading them for breadfruit, that was fodder for the slaves.

>> No.14100424

Triangular trade.

>> No.14100426

Poor people are poor for a reason

>> No.14100448

No, I don't go for the curry myself, the indian stuff is vile. There are others that are very good, very good indeed. Indondesian, Malaysian, Thai.

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>> No.14100458

Nice food anon

>> No.14100459

How has nobody posted any of those Scottish fried pizza box things yet

>> No.14100478

>toasted cheese
That's Texas toast on thin bread. It's not British at all.

>> No.14100479

Most 'curry' in the UK is actually Bangladeshi or Pakistani (i.e. shit). It's not that easy to find Indian curry here. Or, rather, it's not as ubiquitous as you'd think.

>> No.14100482

why do all british people talk like retarded 2 year olds?

>> No.14100486

>bonus for marmite

A splash of Worcestershire sauce is best.

>> No.14100491

Actually, both spellings are used for "rarebit".
>Welsh rabbit (original spelling) or Welsh rarebit (spelling based on folk etymology)

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Shutup, stop whining and have a blowup doll.

>> No.14100504

Clearly it's too complicated for you.

>> No.14100506

It's never pronounced 'rabbit', dope. You say 'rarebit' very quickly. Only children mispronounce it as 'rabbit' until they're corrected by their betters.

>> No.14100522

I used the correct spelling. Cope.

>> No.14100525

In all fairness I think a lot of us when kids thought that was "rabbit" when our elders had to teach us is was just some stupid bread.

>> No.14100528

Fish and chips
Tea and biscuits

>> No.14100531

>no sosej

>> No.14100537

The Specials FULL ALBUM

>> No.14100538

Literally nobody spells it 'rabbit', however. You might if you wanted to take the piss (or with some sort of nudge/wink nod to your childhood), but you would NEVER see it spelled 'rabbit' on a menu, etc. Not once.

>> No.14100546

Yeah but when as some dumb little 4 year old it's better to learn. Old folk such as you just don't rememeber.

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>> No.14100557

Sure little buddy, keep on thinking your people actually invented any of the cuisine that you eat.

>> No.14100559


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Fish and chips wrapped in a newspaper.

Why in newspaper? Wouldn't the ink seep in the food?

>> No.14100580

That's not real newspaper, it wouldn't pass health and saftey inspections if it was, it's stuff that looks like newspaper.

>> No.14100587

No. Historically, the ink had antiseptic qualities anyway (hence why people who gave birth at home would wrap the newborns in newspaper). We're not allowed to do this right now because of EU law. Something that's bound to change once we're out, as this is still considered the most authentic way to serve them. Wrapping them in anything else (and especially putting them into boxes) just traps the steam and risks the fish batter getting soggy. The newspaper absorbs enough of the heat and residual oil to make it ideal at the point of eating.

>> No.14100596

We use brown paper bags in the USA, that's more fun.

>> No.14100628

They use plastic, it remindes them of merkel and the eu.

>> No.14100634

>We're not allowed to do this right now because of EU law. Something that's bound to change once we're out
so this is the real reason for Brexit
it all makes sense now

>> No.14100642

It's definitely one of the totemic legislation changes people want. If you go up north, and you mention this to anyone in a chippie, they'll tell you they want it changed back. Bound to happen eventually. I'll make sure of it myself, if necessary.

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>> No.14100665

Bottles and bricks in area 6,
Whats going to happen in area 7?

>> No.14100682

Hanging is what you'll get and you'll like it!~

>> No.14100761

Holy shit no wonder you guys left the EU.
You're too retarded.

Newspapers had some lead in them a few decades ago. Nowadays, they don't, but they are still unhygienic. They've been in the back of a dirty truck and then potentially shuffled through with someone's dirty hands. And the paper involved is porous.
Just use food-grade paper like every 1st world country does. You can print whatever the fuck you want on it.

>> No.14100775

> supporting the EU

>> No.14100802

Don't give a fuck about the EU, but I do give a fuck about you not eating food from a paper which has been dragged around a greasy truck by some Pradesh.

>> No.14100820

don't blame me for being a stereotype

>> No.14100892

why can't you just wrap them in the kind of paper used in newspapers but without the ink?

>> No.14100902

The English, my man, are made of equal parts diamond and hard steel. A bit of fucking newspaper around our fish and chips is really not a very big deal to us at all. I'm sorry your poofter American genes need special 'paper' to be able to eat yours. Want a tissue, too?

>> No.14100911

I suppose we could. What's salient is: chippies are unlikely to want to spend extra money on special paper when they'd be legally allowed to revert to newspaper, and it's not really in any kind of wrapping long, anyway, so what will likely happen is it'll just be offered as a choice.

>> No.14100958

>born free
>in England
Pick one nigel.

>> No.14100993

a nice cold pork pie


>> No.14101538

All Englishmen are born free by the very condition of them being born at all. It's the actual law:


>> No.14101651

Half the beans, remove the mushrooms and cook those fucking eggs til solid and I'd be game. I've never had black pudding.

>> No.14101654

Chip botty

>> No.14101682

>I've never, ever, ever seen this in this country. Not once. Ever.

It was a semi popular dish in the 16th Century. Ironically the American Pilgrims ate similar stuff at the time.

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>cook those fucking eggs til solid

Wait, you don't want a runny yolk to dip bread/toast in?

What the fuck...

>> No.14101852

Only time I've seen something like this is with the Scots. Never known it in England at all.

>> No.14101913

>cook those fucking eggs til solid
eww hardboiled egg sunny side up? disgusting

>> No.14101960

Gurkhas. Close though.

>> No.14102096

seethe more, bongcopters
"raight whot's awll this, then? aye ya bluddy wankeh yeuh I'll pop a cop in yeuh noggin yeuh baestahrd."
have fun eating faggots and having literally no one enjoy your food aside from fish n chips, which might as well be American since it's impossible for British food to be good.

>> No.14102132


Runny yolk tastes like shit.

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>Runny yolk tastes like shit.

>> No.14102136


Glad you agree.

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>Glad you agree.

>> No.14102158

This is getting absurd, in the last month or so I've seen claims that bacon sandwiches, cheese and onion on bread and now fucking cheese on toast is all to be credited to the British.
You insecure wankers should just be happy that fry-ups and roasts are good but instead you're trying to claim as much food as possible because you can't take the occasional shitpost about your food.

>> No.14102342

Cheese on toast under a grill is about as British as it gets, mong. Even better is a cheese toastie done in a Breville, or whatever, (and deep filled with things like bacon and onion and tomato) alongside a bowl of soup on autumnal/winter days. If you deny this, and the fact that nobody makes a bacon sammich on white as well as us, you're not British. Easy as.

>> No.14102388

Good post

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>you can't take the occasional shitpost about your food.
I wonder if that's is Chinese larping as Brits, the chinks do an abnormal amount of that shit and they are the most fragile people on earth.
Stirring up trouble you know, China is in a panic right now. All of the underwear in the PRC is constantly hanging on the line, soiled and stained.

>> No.14102429

Bollocks is it.

>> No.14102451

Don't tell me you eat those as well

>> No.14102459

This seething amerilard so mad he started samefagging lmao
Why do you envy my HFCS-free life?

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>british "cusine"
i mean its alright if you like fried garbage and root vegetables like potatoes and turnips

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BBC and Immigrant semen.

>> No.14102478

>this thread
I grew up in a middle class household and many things that I just took for granted as being british food turned out to be french

>> No.14102683

Leave the Welsh alone. Cheese on toast is all they have.

>> No.14102688

Peanut butter and pickle sandwich

>> No.14102702

They also have qt3.14s and singing

>> No.14102731

Smart doggo, even it knows to dismiss that lame ass broccoli.

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Sandra Bullocks was cute back in the day.

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Imagine that good-girl next door tossing your salad and begging for special sauce.

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>> No.14103595

Needs some mustard but otherwise perfect

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>> No.14103912

AKA ploughman's lunch, you mean?

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He means this

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>> No.14104243

based for not ruining the pickle by putting butter with it. hate that

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here you go lad

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How to confuse an American

>> No.14104283

Even better when it's the spaghetti/beans with sausages in the tin.

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sketty hoops are nasty tho ngl

>> No.14104615

Ploughman's lunch and yes god damn it I know the term was invented in the 50s.

>luv me bread
>luv me ale
>luv me cheese
>luv me onions
>simple as

>> No.14104827


British pickle is amazing. Shame it's hard to come by in the U.S.

Same for marmite, desu.

>> No.14104846

'ate faggots. not a big-it, just don't like 'em. simple as.

>> No.14104870

High tea is not a 'snack'. It's when you have shit like cream teas, sandwiches, cakes and dainties, Victoria Sponges, iced buns and other cakes, fruit loaves spread with butter, gingerbread and other baked treats, and lashings of lemonade.

>> No.14104894


Maybe call things the correct name and then you won't have to have a meltdown for being corrected.

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Groaty dick
Meat porridge made of groats, beef shin, carrits, leeks and onions, slow cooked for several hours.

>> No.14104913

Kek, not slicing silverskin pickles and mixing them through a cheese mayo mixture.

>> No.14104915

Don't Americans eat spaghetti sandwiches?

>> No.14104918

First of all, Branston's is fucking shit. However, if you want it, I've seen plenty of US 'Ye Olde British Shoppe' type online sites that offer both it and Marmite. I'm pretty sure your Amazon will have it, too.

>> No.14104921

It's people showing off because they learned a new thing.

>> No.14104924

Yup. Just as I thought:



>> No.14104926

>Branston's is fucking shit

On a cheese sando with Red leccy? Never.

>I've seen plenty of US 'Ye Olde British Shoppe' type online sites that offer both it and Marmite. I'm pretty sure your Amazon will have it, too.

They do, it's just expensive. Pain in the ass.

>> No.14104927

yum, I love grotty dick.

>> No.14104942

It's really not that great. There are infinitely more superior chutneys and marmalades. Even for a pickle, it's not particularly well-made. I find it almost glutinous in texture and not spicy enough. I wouldn't put it on a cheese sandwich, anyway. You want bacon and tomato for that. Dash of HP on the bacon.

>> No.14104951

I don't like HP sauce at all. I do like Henderson's on a sandwich, though.

>> No.14104972

> Henderson's
No idea what this is. Never heard of it.

>> No.14104986

i got curious and tried beans on toast (got a tin of heinz beans because apparently they taste different to american brands) with some grated cheddar on top and it was surprisingly pretty good. it's a nice comfort food and pretty easy to whip up. still looks gross but yeah

>> No.14105007

heroin bro?

>> No.14106008

oh hai mark

>> No.14106114

Insufferable know-it-all faggot.

>> No.14106587

> helping people with internet shopping
> "insufferable know-it-all"
You want a hug?

>> No.14106618

Cattleman's Pie you complete ad other PHILISTINE!

>> No.14108257


Jamaican restaurant in my town does these homemade and they are fucking amazing

>> No.14108270

It’s called a ploughman’s ‘wich

>> No.14108286

Lol nice try, but leave American values to the Americans. You English are nationalistic AF based on “much glorious Germanic heritage” good job getting chucked by the normans so hard it changed your language forever.

>> No.14108391


Beef wellington, shepard's pie, fish and chips, eggs benedict.

>> No.14108787

Americans are hilarious. They haven't got a fucking clue and they don't care who knows this. They live in a weird bubble where USA is the centre of the universe. So sad. They all apparently have travelled the world and tasted food, yet the overwhelming majority of Americans don't have a passport. Never even been out of their State. Ridiculous.

>> No.14109226

Toast sandwich

>> No.14109401

Black pudding is an Irish invention not British.

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