what are the most British foods you can think of?

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what are the most British foods you can think of? Anonymous Sat May 16 22:39:40 2020 No.14097924 [Reply] [Original]

Aside from obvious choices like fish and chips, steak pies, curries, shortbread etc.

my choice would be toasted cheese. it seems so fitting to eat after a heroin high or during a hangover when you just dont want to put effort into cooking anything. bonus for marmite

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 22:40:26 2020 No.14097928 >>14097924 cucumber sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 22:55:21 2020 No.14097987 >>14097924 baked beans

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 23:02:38 2020 No.14098014 >>14097924 The cheese and pickle sandwich is Britain. If someone talks about ubiquitous British food and fails to mention the cheese and pickle sandwich, they're a poser. No exceptions.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 23:03:32 2020 No.14098019 >>14097924 bees on wheat

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 23:03:56 2020 No.14098021 >>14098014 The sunday roast beef buffet is pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 23:07:10 2020 No.14098032 >>14098019 based

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 23:08:31 2020 No.14098040 hahahaha fuck cunt dick piss shit whore faggot hahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Sat May 16 23:10:25 2020 No.14098053 >>14097928 fuck i love that this even exists as an idea

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 00:17:04 2020 No.14098249 >>14098014 I'm American and never knew this existed and it sounds fucking great

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 00:33:31 2020 No.14098296 >>14097924 Toast Sandwich

Anonymous Sun May 17 02:14:11 2020 No.14098612

>>14098014
>>14098249
How is a cheese and pickle sandwich not totally obvious?
>>14097928
>>14098053
If you're poor a cucumber sandwich just makes sense.

I'm surprised at how many people here haven't had to use up odd ingredients. Like bread in milk coated with sugar for breakfast, or using water on their cereal, or peanut butter and cheese sandwiches, or sardine sandwiches.

Anonymous Sun May 17 02:27:46 2020 No.14098641

>>14098612
i visited a poor home once as a lad. They wouldnt toast their bread and instead they buttered it and dipped it in sugar
it was the single worst breakfast experience of my life, kids would line up for it like it was cake or something, it tasted foul
the butter was cold, the bead was soggy, they didnt even use confectioners’ sugar, they just opened the jar for the coffee or tea and dipped it inside
one of the older boys became agitated when he saw that i wasnt partaking in the act and told me to eat my breakfast or he would have a go at me latter so i did but only under protest
I thought being poor meant freshly baked pies cooling in the window, they had butter, they had flour, they had sugar, there was a plum tree growing at their yard rip with fruit, they had three working age women under that roof.
I will never understand why people choose to live like this

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 02:30:38 2020 No.14098647 >>14097924 I don’t care OP, it’s fish and chips. It’s so damn prevalent outside of the UK. In America and Canada they call it fish and chips.

Anonymous Sun May 17 02:51:02 2020 No.14098722
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>>14098641
Nah, we didn't choose to eat sugar on bread as a matter of course. We got 3 meals a day, just that if you wanted more or you ran out before the bi-weekly shopping trip, you had to get creative.
I remember being amazed sleeping over at my friends' houses and if they were out of cereal in the morning, their mom would go to the store and get us more kek. At my house if it ran out before the bi-weekly shopping trip, it didn't get bought.
There was always plenty of wild caught canned salmon and canned garden vegetables, we never went without. We just went without luxury shit like cereal and snacks. Teeangers like easy snacks, I wasn't going to open quart jar of salmon and fry up some patties, Paddy.

Something like this would be a typical dinner around my house, I made it to show here as nostalgia months ago. Canned green beans, homemade oven fries, and a cheap pork chop. If you wanted something else above this, better get to thinkin'.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 04:25:21 2020 No.14098929 File: 26 KB, 450x450, pickle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098249 In Britain, the pickle in 'cheese and pickle' means sweet pickle. Preferably Branstons.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 04:42:49 2020 No.14098960 File: 180 KB, 750x750, 4686seethe84782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097924 nice fry up

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 04:43:51 2020 No.14098965 >>14098929 yeah, but cheese and gherkin is good too, with a bit of colmans

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 04:45:40 2020 No.14098971 >Nostalgia for shit dietary practices At least you know better now

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 04:47:41 2020 No.14098978 >>14097924 thick cut fries wrapped in newspaper and absolutely soaked in malt vinegar

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:04:58 2020 No.14099020 File: 109 KB, 512x512, Tower_Isles-Jamacian_Beef_Patties.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097924 Tower Jamacian beef patties, aye mon!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:05:57 2020 No.14099023 File: 62 KB, 522x476, Walkerswood_Jamaican_Jerk_Seasoning.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14098929 I'll see that and raise you some jerk.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:06:34 2020 No.14099025 >>14098960 This looks like shit to any objectively minded person.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:07:19 2020 No.14099027 >>14098929 Came here to say this. It's like sickly sweet jam and shitbogies. Do not recommend.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:07:35 2020 No.14099031 >>14099025 Drunk brits on a sunday morn aren't objectively minded nor they have to be. That stuff looks good to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:08:51 2020 No.14099035 >>14099025 nice contradiction 6/10 troll

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:09:35 2020 No.14099037 >>14099031 It looks like shit and you look like shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:10:20 2020 No.14099041 >>14099037 What else am I supposed to look like on a Sunday morn at 5am?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:10:28 2020 No.14099043 >>14097924 Welsh rabbit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:13:40 2020 No.14099053 >>14099041 Why does it make you so upset to be a homosexual?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:16:17 2020 No.14099064 >>14099053 because faggots like you exist

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:16:49 2020 No.14099067 >>14099053 Take a shower bitch and come out of the closet, I'm not the homo. You're just projecting, don't worry nobody from PA will chase you with pitchforks, hahaha maybe, then again, maybe not.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:17:36 2020 No.14099071 >>14098014 I can get a 13oz jar of Branston pickle for $5.50 should I do it?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:19:49 2020 No.14099079 >>14098612 we don't have pickle in the states or at least it's rather unknown and you'd have to explain what you're talking about 90% of the time to another american

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:19:50 2020 No.14099080 >>14099071 Please don't. Find a good Ploughman's Chutney instead. Far, far better.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:20:02 2020 No.14099081 >>14099071 Why not? Save the pickle juice for when you have a hangover, that works out well to help with hangovers.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:20:52 2020 No.14099084 >>14098929 would this work well in tuna salad instead of relish?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:21:27 2020 No.14099086 >>14099079 What are you goofy? We have tons of pickles in the USA, what states are you writing about some Australian states, I bet even they have pickles. Some folk are just plain retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:22:43 2020 No.14099089 >>14099084 I find that it works great in tuna or salmon salad, both pickle juice and relish. Either one adds a nice moisture and flavor.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:22:47 2020 No.14099090 >>14099067 Why do you like fucking men so much? Its not healthy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:23:18 2020 No.14099092 >>14099080 the british section at my local is quite sparse, I think it's the only pickle i can get

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:24:13 2020 No.14099094 >>14099090 You'd know so tell us all. When did you get out from prison and being a butt boi?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:24:20 2020 No.14099095 >>14099086 see there you go you don't know what pickle means in this context you're exactly who I;m talking about

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:26:06 2020 No.14099100 >>14099095 From your shitty writing it's impossible to tell what your context was. How about be more specific you fucking cunt?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:26:56 2020 No.14099106 >>14099094 Why do you like fucking men so much? Its not healthy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:29:05 2020 No.14099114 >>14099106 You're life isn't healthy, have you considered suicide. I hear it's painless, you should try it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:30:41 2020 No.14099115 >>14099106 There's a song meant just for you! Suicide is Painless (M.A.S.H Theme) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:31:54 2020 No.14099121 >>14099114 Being a homosexual is not healthy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:34:02 2020 No.14099128 >>14099121 Are you a robot, I would say parrot but that might be an insult to parrots or pet raven named midnight.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:36:50 2020 No.14099135 >>14099128 I don't see how calling out homosexual degeneracy is bot activity. Are you also so sub IQ that you believe in the Russian bot conspiracy?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:40:50 2020 No.14099144 >>14099135 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YFNUEH7bho Dr. Six-Gun: Sing For A Drink Cowboy (old-time radio western -1954)

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:41:44 2020 No.14099148 >>14099135 I don't believe, I know that you're a jealous pathetic homosexual whose projecting.

Anonymous Sun May 17 05:46:28 2020 No.14099161
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>>14099100
not that anon, but pickle in an english cheese and pickle sandwich refers to a specific kind of relish, not to pickled cucumbers, which we usually call gherkins.
pic(kle) relate

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:50:43 2020 No.14099167 >>14099161 I can deal with that. Technically one can pickle pretty much anything, here in the uncultured states we usually refer to pickles as the cukes. Gherkins would be a different type of pickles here.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:51:06 2020 No.14099168 >>14099148 Being gay is against Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:51:26 2020 No.14099169 >>14099161 Aren't gherkins those folk with towels on their heads that used to fight your british wars for you?

Anonymous Sun May 17 05:51:27 2020 No.14099170

>Branston Pickle is made from a variety of diced vegetables, including swede (rutabaga), carrots, onions and cauliflower pickled in a sauce made from vinegar, tomato, apple and spices.
sounds good
>In recent years high-fructose corn syrup has replaced sugar in the product sold in the American market.
FFS

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:52:42 2020 No.14099172 >>14099168 On that we can agree, they're all going to hell to swim in the eternal flame.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:53:52 2020 No.14099175 >>14099170 Oh that's good, as usual. Blame America for your problems instead of yourselves and merkel. We're used to your bullshit, keep it up.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:55:02 2020 No.14099179 File: 48 KB, 800x729, fbfdbfd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099175 >it's merke's fault that americans put HFC in everything

Anonymous Sun May 17 05:57:47 2020 No.14099184

>>14099179
According to you, that would be flying saucers and space alien lizard people, if you can't blame the USA a nation not even a few hundred years old for your problems where else would you, nations thousands of years old put the blame. You just can't handle reality can you? Now piss the fuck off!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:58:48 2020 No.14099186 >>14099179 A stupid picture from you won't change anything now will it?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 05:59:57 2020 No.14099190 >>14099184 >>14099186 lmao all i did was mention HFC and you lost your minds fucking hell hahahaha

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:01:21 2020 No.14099197 >>14099190 That was a non-sequiter, what's corn except for a jug of corn whisky have to do with the conversation? You're a euro moron pushing blame for your own problems to others as usual as to be expected.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:03:24 2020 No.14099205 >>14099197 >he's still seething AHAHAHAAAAA corn syrup's done a number on your brains lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:04:12 2020 No.14099207 >>14099205 Clearly not, you're the one that keeps bringing it up.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:04:48 2020 No.14099208 >>14097928 my dad loves them, his surrgate grandparents made them proper oldschool

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:04:50 2020 No.14099209 >>14099175 >>14099184 >>14099186 do ameriKKKans really?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:04:52 2020 No.14099210 >>14099205 You've dug your own hole, keep digging.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:05:24 2020 No.14099211 >>14099209 really what?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:05:50 2020 No.14099213 File: 41 KB, 578x538, 1586760722576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099027

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:06:52 2020 No.14099217 File: 13 KB, 362x492, 1505463973313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099025 >objectively minded person.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:07:07 2020 No.14099219 >>14099210 says the guy who is still angry because somebody mentioned HFC 15 minutes ago OK LOL

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:07:20 2020 No.14099220 File: 238 KB, 960x960, 1589049224421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] faggots. Literally the name of a British dish.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:07:53 2020 No.14099222 >>14099023 walkerwood do a peng scotch bonnet sauce 9/10

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:09:03 2020 No.14099226 >>14099219 I didn't bring it up in the first place, you did, and are still seething that nobody gives a shit about you. You still bring it up after so long, so how about just shut up if you're capable?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:10:07 2020 No.14099230 >>14099222 Yeah, it's really good. The problem is that it's difficult to find so at best I have to mail order it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:11:24 2020 No.14099234 >>14099226 >still seething fucking state of you lmao. absolutely outraged

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:12:40 2020 No.14099242 >>14099234 Yet you still keep posting about some old shit that nobody cares about, who's the seething one? Get a grip bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:12:50 2020 No.14099244 >>14099230 it used to be at my local morries in the west indies section but they stopped stocking in now :/

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:13:43 2020 No.14099247 >>14099242 >he keeps replying to me to tell me how he's not angry >get a grip AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:14:00 2020 No.14099248 >>14099244 There was a little store in NYC that had it but I don't live there anymore so the best bet is to just mail order it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:14:55 2020 No.14099250 >>14099247 You should consider checking yourself into an asylum, maybe for some nice relaxing electroshock therapy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:16:10 2020 No.14099254 >>14099250 >now he's wishing me harm, but he's totally not angry, not at all LMFAOHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:18:32 2020 No.14099259 >>14099081 >Branston pickle >pickle juice I bet you thought you sounded smart there, retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:22:03 2020 No.14099269 >>14099220 Oh, look, it's this shit chart AGAIN. Notice how it completely lacks the cheese and pickle sandwich we've been talking about.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:29:18 2020 No.14099281 >>14099269 I'd try that out on a Sunday morn, it's barely 6:30am here so couldn't get much worse. At least I'm not in the south so don't have to listen to church going types.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:31:35 2020 No.14099286 >>14099259 Compared to you, my neighbor's dog's farts sound smart.

Anonymous Sun May 17 06:35:25 2020 No.14099291

>>14099281
>At least I'm not in the south so don't have to listen to church going types.
Goddamn, I remember when my aunt got married in Southampton, and I swear they rang those fucking church bells for a solid three hours or more. I'd off myself if I ever had to deal with that shit more than once.

Anonymous Sun May 17 06:39:13 2020 No.14099299

>>14099291
The horror!
I know, I had to sit in the front row of a aunt and uncle's wedding, it was like three hours of utter bordom. At least I was there with some cousins. I always wished them the best but making us sit through that in the front row for like 3 hours then the reception and having to wear wear black tie was annoying to say the least.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:42:04 2020 No.14099308 >>14099291 There's nothing more boring that a full Catholic wedding that goes on for hours and hours. One can't just walk out if your in the front row. My cousins and I were captured.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:43:23 2020 No.14099311 >>14099286 Good luck with extracting the juice from your chutney, then.

Anonymous Sun May 17 06:46:09 2020 No.14099321

>>14099311
What are you suggesting there, that i'm some fucking pathetic h1b indian. You're quite mistaken, don't project, nobody wants your pajeet bullshit here.
Though your crappy code does make for some entertainment and a source of money since it's done so horribly.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:47:53 2020 No.14099327 >>14099311 Do you h1b types obfuscate your code so much as to keep your h1b visas going on? It's a pretty pathetic way to try to stay in the USA. It's a good source of profits to unwind your h1b shit code.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:49:07 2020 No.14099329 >>14099025 you can't build an empire on an empty stomach and brekky is the most important meal of the day take notes, son

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:52:58 2020 No.14099334 File: 41 KB, 610x915, challa_egg_in_a_hole.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099329 That's why more people need a proper egg in the hole.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:53:49 2020 No.14099338 >>14099321 >>14099327 What the hell are you on about? I'm telling you that Branston pickle is a chutney. How are you getting pickle juice from a chutney?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:55:25 2020 No.14099341 >>14099338 I not an indian, I don't know what a "chutney" is and don't know why I would want to. You're the one that seems guilty on that one, you know what that is.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:56:02 2020 No.14099342 File: 516 KB, 1280x853, R0001928.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shepherd's pie. Homemade.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:57:28 2020 No.14099345 >>14099342 Looks like fru fru shit. I bet that's cottage pie, it really looks like shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:57:28 2020 No.14099346 File: 141 KB, 1200x628, Branston-Pickle-FB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099341 Calm down. Here's your pickle, bro.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 06:58:21 2020 No.14099349 >>14099346 Yeah yeah, I'd try it. It looks kind of good in fact.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:00:42 2020 No.14099351 >>14099341 >>14099345 are you still crying about the HFC comment? get help ffs

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:02:15 2020 No.14099354 >>14099351 I forgot about that, you're the one that made it and keeps bringing up like a cat bringing up old hair balls.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:02:46 2020 No.14099355 >>14099351 What's your major malfunction?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:03:47 2020 No.14099356 >>14099354 >>14099355 lmao you guys are yoo easy

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:04:19 2020 No.14099357 Dr Sixgun - 01 - Chief Tall Horse's Son is Poisoned - Western Genre Old time Radio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeaUp2pX5zU

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:05:34 2020 No.14099358 >>14099269 cope. Eat more fags, bong. Slurp schlup, yum yum.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:06:42 2020 No.14099362 >>14099358 Bacon and eggs for breakfast today! Fuck you vegan cuntbags!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:08:25 2020 No.14099365 Just remember that in these OTR shows they used coconut shells to make the sounds of horses moving along.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:11:27 2020 No.14099371 >>14099365 Where would they get a coconut in the old American frontier?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:12:38 2020 No.14099372 >>14099371 I never said they did, but they used them for the radio shows to make horse cloppity cloppity sounds.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:16:15 2020 No.14099377 File: 95 KB, 1200x900, C_71_article_1459699_long_teaser_group_long_teaser_image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Scotch Eggs are GOAT tier, Manchester Eggs are a delicious variation

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:18:21 2020 No.14099381 >>14099372 Right, but the coconut palm only bears fruit in tropical and subtropical regions, so how would they get coconuts in the Wild West to make the horse sounds? It's not like it could be transported by a migratory bird. It's just too big.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:21:06 2020 No.14099388 >>14099381 Its not the palms, it the half shells that make the proper sounds. Split a coconut with a sword or an axe to make it two, then you have two half shells to make the sounds. Palms have nothing to do with the sounds.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:22:16 2020 No.14099391 File: 372 KB, 692x552, 896896896896.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099365 >>14099372 >>14099381 >>14099388 are we really doing this?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:23:11 2020 No.14099395 boiled broccoli

Anonymous Sun May 17 07:24:10 2020 No.14099398

>>14099381
By the time radio was around, nobody had to rely on birds to transport seeds yet sound effects had to be done and using coconut shells was an effective way to relate horse movements. People had to be innovative back then instead of doing yo yo yo like negroes and using some dvd with sound effects.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:25:48 2020 No.14099403 File: 292 KB, 990x924, Madness-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099391 When have we not been?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:28:36 2020 No.14099408 >>14099391 Honestly, the other bloke seems to be either completely oblivious, or trying really hard to not do this.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:29:18 2020 No.14099409 >>14099395 Nothing wrong with broccoli, I'd add butter and garlic. Kind of the same with cauliflower.

Anonymous Sun May 17 07:31:57 2020 No.14099410

>>14099388
>>14099398
Look, the coconut is the fruit of the coconut palm, but it can only grow in tropical and subtropical regions. Now, you're saying they used them instead of horses in old time radio dramas about the American frontier, and I'm trying to point out that the logistics of getting coconuts in the American frontier borders on absurd. Of course they didn't have prerecorded sound effects in the wild west; that's just as absurd as the thought of them somehow having coconuts to make the sound of horses hooves.

Anonymous Sun May 17 07:36:07 2020 No.14099416

>>14099410
I'm not saying anything, that before electronic effects people improvised and coconut half shells when clapped on a floor or table sounded like horses clappity clappings. Don't take my word for it, look it up if you must.
You're daft or something and lack reading comprehension.
Did you fail English in the first grade or something or are you being annoying on purpose?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:39:24 2020 No.14099420 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BnyyaxqQjc Fort Laramie (The Winter Soldier) Old-time radio western (June 17, 1956)

Anonymous Sun May 17 07:42:06 2020 No.14099425

>>14099416
WHERE DID THEY GET THE BLOODY COCONUTS? Did Mister Cowboy McLawman mosey on over to the saloon and say "Ey, barkeep! Get me a pina colada in a coconut shell!", like he was at some tacky tiki bar? Where would the saloon owner get the coconut in the first place? Who or what was bringing all these coconuts up into the wild west?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:44:06 2020 No.14099434 >>14099425 Don't be a doofus! The coconuts were for radio shows made much later and were used for sound effects.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:46:20 2020 No.14099442 File: 365 KB, 854x1280, IMG_4627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099345 Ahh. sorry. I have no malicious intent. Please forgive me for making the wrong name. Japanese people don't really understand the name of British cuisine.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:46:58 2020 No.14099445 >>14099434 Oh, I'm the "doofus" here for questioning how a coconut just SOMEHOW ends up in a climate where it could have never grown.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:50:18 2020 No.14099455 >>14099445 hahahaha, GTFO!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:51:39 2020 No.14099459 >>14099442 I want a tea party with Tamlyn Tomita.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:53:00 2020 No.14099463 >>14098960 Whats that above/next to the black pudd and bacon

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:54:12 2020 No.14099470 >>14099463 some kind of potato cake i think, like a hash brown

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:55:01 2020 No.14099473 >>14099459 Tamlyn Tomita, she was not only the chick in karate kid ii (?), but also the Lt Cmdr XO in the first babylon 5, but also was in a bunch of those USN shows, JAG.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:57:00 2020 No.14099476 >>14099463 Looks like shredded hashbrown potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 07:57:20 2020 No.14099477 File: 85 KB, 1200x800, most-expensive-dessert.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099463 Get your pudd pudd!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 08:00:11 2020 No.14099488 >>14099220 >less than 60% likes beef wellington Yeah thats bull

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 08:01:45 2020 No.14099492 >>14099220 >Haggis >Black Pud >Steak and kidney >Faggots >kippers >shit tier 100% sure this was made by an obese fuck under the age of 30.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 08:01:48 2020 No.14099493 >>14099488 The whole list is shit. That's probably why people like to repost it so much.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 08:01:53 2020 No.14099494 water toast

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 08:02:13 2020 No.14099496 File: 90 KB, 960x638, Traditional_British_Christmas_Dinner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You Brits must feel pretty proud of yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 08:04:26 2020 No.14099503 >>14099493 So correct us?

Anonymous Sun May 17 08:06:13 2020 No.14099513

>>14099492
Probably, though I always thought it was all geriatric bastards that were doing internet surveys.
Though, the popular opinion on black pudding seems to have taken a nosedive. Most places make you ask for it as an extra with your fryup. I don't even think you can get it at most Spoons anymore.
>>14099503
Why? All the criticism hasn't stopped you from reposting it yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 08:08:00 2020 No.14099521 File: 541 KB, 1280x853, R0001346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099473 >>14099473 sorry. I'm Tomita But another person. I'm a 59-year-old bald father.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 08:08:08 2020 No.14099522 >>14099025 Good thing im not objectively minded, cause subjectively youre a fucking shitstain

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 08:08:14 2020 No.14099524 >>14099513 Why? So people can learn.

Anonymous Sun May 17 08:09:01 2020 No.14099530

>>14099513
>Most places make you ask for it as an extra with your fryup. I don't even think you can get it at most Spoons anymore.
That a shame but I can see it most people find them Ewwy. Hell the other day I was on some guy that posts homemade food's instagram and people were going mental that he posted a video of him making sausages from scratch. It's like he's just shown them scat or fart porn.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 08:09:10 2020 No.14099531 >>14098960 Based, redpilled, illustrious and glorious

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 08:10:05 2020 No.14099534 >>14099521 That's ok. I never said anything weird about her. She was on some JAG episodes a few days ago and she looked familiar from B5 so I looked her name up. No harm was meant.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 08:10:59 2020 No.14099535 >>14099521 Hello Japanese friend Thank you for joining us here

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 08:12:44 2020 No.14099543 File: 108 KB, 500x593, 88FCB1F8-D2B4-439E-8470-EB02A48A1BD4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099220 >Cornish Pasty >Mid tier The whole list is a crime, but this is egregious.

Anonymous Sun May 17 08:17:13 2020 No.14099559
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>>14098612
>If you're poor a cucumber sandwich just makes sense.

Backwards because the cucumber sandwich is a upper class meal. It is part of 'high tea' a mid afternoon snack that is light enough not to spoil you appetite for dinner. The cucumber sandwich was especially popular in the British Raj while ruling India, it was light and refreshing in the mid afternoon heat. Not something enjoyed by the working classes who had to work during the afternoon.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 08:18:29 2020 No.14099561 >>14099559 Isn't only upper class if they cut the crusts off, anyone can enjoy a tea sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 08:20:59 2020 No.14099572 Bring a tea sandwich to your mom or grandparents, they wont care so much about the class, it's the thought that counts.

Anonymous Sun May 17 08:25:46 2020 No.14099584
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>>14099220
>>14099543
>https://d25d2506sfb94s.cloudfront.net/cumulus_uploads/document/hw3eii85g0/YouGov%20-%20British%20cuisine.pdf
Just looking at the raw data for that survey and it's positively fucking retarded the way they weighted things. There were ~6300 respondents:

41% of respondents said they liked black pudding.
36% of respondents said they disliked black pudding.
10% said they had no opinion or couldn't remember, and 13% hadn't tried it.

65% of respondents said they liked cornish pasties.
15% of respondents said they disliked cornish pasties.
14% said they had no opinion or couldn't remember, and 6% hadn't tried them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 08:27:36 2020 No.14099590 >>14099584 Oh, yeah, and only about ~1600 were under the age of 34, but accounted for the vast bulk of "haven't tried it" answers on shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 09:57:39 2020 No.14099880 File: 452 KB, 640x360, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097928 I was more of a cress butty kiddo myself. I did also drink sugar water so maybe that's just me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:30:05 2020 No.14100190 >>14099584 That is illumimating, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:32:19 2020 No.14100200 File: 43 KB, 405x539, sk_pud.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14099084 No, it would fucking not. >>14099089 Obvious troll. >>14099043 Rarebit. >>14099081 Pickle. Not pickled onions. Idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:34:44 2020 No.14100211 >>14099220 > kippers > steak and kidney pud > 'crap tier' You just know a fucking Yank compiled this.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:34:45 2020 No.14100212 >>14099291 I wish I had a hot chick to marry and bells would ring. I can just wish. Maybe in another lifetime that'll happen. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:37:46 2020 No.14100226 >>14100211 None of us would use the term "pud." Stupid being a disgusting brit and realize that you're fucked. Now go suck up to merkel or something but don't blame the USA for your shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:39:26 2020 No.14100231 >>14100226 >Now go suck up to merkel or something but don't blame the USA for your shit. christ are you still angry about the HFC comment? get help lad, you're fucking rattled lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:39:45 2020 No.14100234 >>14100226 >>>/pol/ >>>/int/

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:40:37 2020 No.14100236 >>14100200 Who the fuck mentioned onions you stupid fucking brit? Where is that in this thread? It's like you morons just make shit up out of nowhere and expect others to believe it, like democrats. GTFO with the bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:41:46 2020 No.14100240 >>14100231 No, yet you're the one that keeps bringing it up like a little fucking faggot cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:42:55 2020 No.14100246 >>14100234 Riight, because you post bullshit, people are supposed to believe it? It doesn't work that way. Get over yourself, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:43:55 2020 No.14100249 >>14100236 There's no 'pickle juice' in fucking pickle, you dumbfuck septic piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:44:18 2020 No.14100251 >>14100240 lmao mentally ill ameriKKKan, go shoot a school

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:45:13 2020 No.14100254 >>14100234 If your grandparents were alive would you tell them that bullshit? Do you believe your own bullshit? I suspect the answers to those are no and no.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:46:21 2020 No.14100261 >>14100249 Eww, septic, now I know your a filthy brit. That's old term. We just call you useless limey cunts.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:47:31 2020 No.14100266 >>14100251 You might want to learn to spell if you expect to be taken seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:47:32 2020 No.14100267 File: 58 KB, 490x700, americans_will_not_know.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So many fucking Americans spewing the usual nonsense ITT.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:48:30 2020 No.14100272 >>14100267 Oh yeah, as opposed you euro fags sucking up to merkel. Yeah ok.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:48:45 2020 No.14100276 >>14100267 These guys are basically tinfoil hat facebook boomers. Fucking retards.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:49:11 2020 No.14100278 >>14100272 I'm hardcore Leave and massively anti-kraut, you spacking wazzock fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:49:45 2020 No.14100281 >>14100267 At this point, it's honestly fucking too incoherent to even be American. Like some third-worlder false-flagging with buzzwords.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:49:46 2020 No.14100280 >>14100276 hahaha 2020, anyone that has a zuckerburg facebook account is a moron

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:50:41 2020 No.14100288 >>14100276 I'm usually a big fan, but all the completely incorrect and retarded 'advice' over fucking subpar Branston's has got me massively triggered.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:50:50 2020 No.14100289 >>14100278 Is that supposed to mean something in English? Try English next time you fucking weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:51:11 2020 No.14100293 god forbid it's that weird fucking American-obsessed schizo Aussie again I thought he was permabanned

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:52:26 2020 No.14100297 >>14100293 Ah, yes. Of course it is. I remember now. Apologies, Americans.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:52:49 2020 No.14100299 H3H https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMZMhot1wU0 Billy Idol - Eyes Without A Face (Extended Version)

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:54:12 2020 No.14100305 >>14100297 Bah, don't apologize to me, it's all in fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:55:40 2020 No.14100312 It's really all in fun whaling on each other. That which does not kill us makes us better.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:56:09 2020 No.14100314 >>14100305 I'm trans by the way, in case you wanna know

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:56:59 2020 No.14100316 >>14100305 Good man. I owe you a pint or five next time you're over.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:57:02 2020 No.14100317 >>14100299 FUCK OFF, GOOGLE BOT. WE'RE GETTING MAD ABOUT BRITISH FOOD.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 11:57:52 2020 No.14100319 >>14100314 I couldn't care less. The problem is if you're lying in a bar, I've heard of people freaking out about that. That means that you're dishonest, and then you should be shot.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:00:49 2020 No.14100329 >>14097924 Jellied eel

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:00:57 2020 No.14100330 File: 36 KB, 600x450, Stargazy_Pie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14100317 THEY EMERGE!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:01:49 2020 No.14100333 >>14100330 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwlyewNqpnE The B52's - The B52's

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:02:31 2020 No.14100336 File: 334 KB, 1024x1024, 1586123041936 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A TOAST! A TOAST TO FRIENDSHIP!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:02:33 2020 No.14100337 >>14100329 Strictly London. >>14100330 I've never, ever, ever seen this in this country. Not once. Ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:02:55 2020 No.14100340 >>14098960 Needs chilli sauce

Anonymous Sun May 17 12:03:35 2020 No.14100342
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>>14098929
>>>14098249
>In Britain, the pickle in 'cheese and pickle' means sweet pickle. Preferably Branstons.
The term 'sweet pickle' describes something else to Americans, which will think about sweet gherkins or even bread n butter pickles, but Branston pickle comes out of the Indian subcontinent traditions, and is a highly spiced relish, or even chow chow type of canned pickle, in american undertandings. The singular nature of saying "pickle" for a plural US english pickles is also part of your culture to describe the item. It's like shrimp vs shrimps on menus.

Just a little idiom class. There is no true counterpart on the shelf in the US to Branston, but I would liken the flavor indeed like another who showed walkerswood jamaican jerk marinade or even A1 sauce flavors (if someone is curious), because of the aged umami anchovy mystery coming from the tamarind, raisins, clove, allspice kicks in this vegetable pickle.

My favorite british food is probably the coronation chicken salad tucked into a little moist sandwich, refreshingly simple cucumber sandwich, a nice slab of stilton or apricot studded wensleydale, and for pub food, gotta get a shoutout to the scotch egg, or irish boxty with a simple mushroom and chicken filling or any rich brown spicy fruity or nutty bread made with treacle, bara brith or irish brown bread. They're all just a step better than a german *shh* stollen, and really adore them..

My ethnicity is 50% English, but it's been centuries since the ancestors left England. Despite that, my earliest influences from travel and a particular childhood expat church friends and piano teacher brought about the trifle-at-Christmas tradition in my own family. It's the strawberries, bananas, jello, bird's custard, pound cake, whipped cream with tons of cream sherry kind of version, and there's something so satisfying to spoon into the sogginess with high proof for a couple of days after the big meals right down to the last spoonful.

Anonymous Sun May 17 12:05:48 2020 No.14100349

ERM EXCUSE ME THAT'S NOT A SHEPHERD'S PIE IT'S A COTTAGE PIE A SHEPHERD'S PIE IS MADE WITH LAMB THAT HAS BEEF

ERM IT'S ACTUALLY CALLED WELSH RAREBIT NOT RABBIT LIKE YOU SAID IT'S BASICALLY CHEESE ON TOAST NOT ACTUAL RABBIT

God those people are insufferable

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:05:55 2020 No.14100351 File: 7 KB, 208x243, Toast_Jesus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14100336 Indeed m8! Toasties all around.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:06:57 2020 No.14100357 File: 335 KB, 1024x1024, 1586887924061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14100336 Yes! Yes! To friendship!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:07:53 2020 No.14100363 File: 248 KB, 1200x1200, El_Yucateco.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14100340 Here ya go, have your choice.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:08:33 2020 No.14100366 luv me lads luv me toasted cheese luv me heroin simple as.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:09:27 2020 No.14100370 >>14100366 Dude!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:11:05 2020 No.14100379 >>14100366 The Misuse of Drugs Act of 1971 forbids the recreational consumption of cheesie toasties. Gonna have ta ask ya ta bin that.

Anonymous Sun May 17 12:11:21 2020 No.14100383

>>14100342
Scotch eggs are not pub food. You may get them in gastropubs but they're traditionally picnic fare. Coronation Chicken is not British, either. It may be a popular dish here, but we wouldn't consider it a traditional food. Any cheese 'studded' with fruit is also haram and not considered authentic. Anything Irish is, of course, by definition, not British food, either. And before you say 'Northern Ireland', an Ulsterman would agree with me most of all. Finally, there is no such thing as 'ethnic English'. You are either an Englishman born and raised free in England, or you are not.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:12:11 2020 No.14100386 >>14100366 Don't miss out on the boogaloo hey shimmy shimmy shake

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:12:50 2020 No.14100394 >>14100379 I read that as the misuse of dogs act, because people were buggering dogs.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:13:33 2020 No.14100400 Cheese on toast is the best, I like to add thinly sliced red onion and cook it under the broiler >>14099220 >pork pie >not god tier what kind of faggot made this list?

Anonymous Sun May 17 12:13:48 2020 No.14100404

>>14099425
>>>14099416
>WHERE DID THEY GET THE BLOODY COCONUTS?
It's called trade, and coastal trade through the West Indies Florida, and the Caribbean, predated the colonies. Coconuts, and gourd vegetables provided containers as much as clay pottery or animal skins. So, though it might seem outrageous to you, people traveled the world on boats, not only for Ocean travel, but for the waterways.
In the 1920s, the heydey of really popular radio's beginnings for the shows, variety shows, going right into the 50s, you also have air travel, car travel, and from the earliest beginnings right into the jet age. Coconuts came from Florida via train, and snowbird cultures of Northeast into Florida was already a thing.

I have no idea what you're arguring about because I didn't scroll up, but if you ever visited an antique store, you'll find coconut travel souvenirs, gourd maracas, and other crappy indian art is rampant, and it's very old. Sugarcane, citrus, rum..it made it's way around the world and very far inland, right up the Mississippi to just about everywhere. It wasn't just fur or horses or wagons. In the 1920s not just rich people boarded pullman trains going to sleep in Chicago and getting off the train in the South and vice versa. Many did for shopping reasons, alone.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:15:17 2020 No.14100413 >>14100400 Innit. Also, good call on the thinly sliced onion. I do this, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:15:40 2020 No.14100417 >>14100363 Fookin' legend you are m9. Got any curry sauce?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:16:28 2020 No.14100420 >>14100404 Trading them for breadfruit, that was fodder for the slaves.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:17:00 2020 No.14100424 >>14100404 Triangular trade.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:17:24 2020 No.14100426 >>14098641 Poor people are poor for a reason

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:20:26 2020 No.14100448 >>14100417 No, I don't go for the curry myself, the indian stuff is vile. There are others that are very good, very good indeed. Indondesian, Malaysian, Thai.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:21:39 2020 No.14100455 >>14100404 HOLY SHIT, I GUESS I SHOULDN'T BE MAKING FUCKING MONTY PYTHON REFERENCES IF YOU AUTISTS ARE GONNA BE LIKE THIS. JESUS.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:21:54 2020 No.14100459 How has nobody posted any of those Scottish fried pizza box things yet

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:21:55 2020 No.14100458 >>14099521 Nice food anon

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:27:00 2020 No.14100478 >>14097924 >toasted cheese That's Texas toast on thin bread. It's not British at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:27:26 2020 No.14100479 >>14100448 Most 'curry' in the UK is actually Bangladeshi or Pakistani (i.e. shit). It's not that easy to find Indian curry here. Or, rather, it's not as ubiquitous as you'd think.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:28:25 2020 No.14100482 >>14099329 >brekky why do all british people talk like retarded 2 year olds?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:29:36 2020 No.14100486 >>14097924 >bonus for marmite A splash of Worcestershire sauce is best.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:30:44 2020 No.14100491 >>14100200 Actually, both spellings are used for "rarebit". >Welsh rabbit (original spelling) or Welsh rarebit (spelling based on folk etymology)

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:31:06 2020 No.14100492 File: 45 KB, 640x360, airplane_cockpit-blowup_doll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14100455 Shutup, stop whining and have a blowup doll.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:33:55 2020 No.14100504 >>14100482 Clearly it's too complicated for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:34:09 2020 No.14100506 >>14100491 It's never pronounced 'rabbit', dope. You say 'rarebit' very quickly. Only children mispronounce it as 'rabbit' until they're corrected by their betters.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:38:23 2020 No.14100522 >>14100506 I used the correct spelling. Cope.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:38:33 2020 No.14100525 >>14100506 In all fairness I think a lot of us when kids thought that was "rabbit" when our elders had to teach us is was just some stupid bread.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:39:26 2020 No.14100528 Fish and chips Pudding Tea and biscuits

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:40:18 2020 No.14100531 >strg+f >no sosej ?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:41:18 2020 No.14100537 >>14100531 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eWzrqHYmZs The Specials FULL ALBUM

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:41:19 2020 No.14100538 >>14100522 Literally nobody spells it 'rabbit', however. You might if you wanted to take the piss (or with some sort of nudge/wink nod to your childhood), but you would NEVER see it spelled 'rabbit' on a menu, etc. Not once.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:43:04 2020 No.14100546 >>14100538 Yeah but when as some dumb little 4 year old it's better to learn. Old folk such as you just don't rememeber.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:45:11 2020 No.14100553 >>14100531 SOSIJ A R N I E

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:45:50 2020 No.14100557 >>14100478 Sure little buddy, keep on thinking your people actually invented any of the cuisine that you eat.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:46:24 2020 No.14100559 >>14100553 DO THE DOG O T H E DOG!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:49:51 2020 No.14100569 File: 110 KB, 507x338, gettyimages-508266023-170667a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097924 Fish and chips wrapped in a newspaper. Why in newspaper? Wouldn't the ink seep in the food?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:52:07 2020 No.14100580 >>14100569 That's not real newspaper, it wouldn't pass health and saftey inspections if it was, it's stuff that looks like newspaper.

Anonymous Sun May 17 12:54:14 2020 No.14100587

>>14100569
No. Historically, the ink had antiseptic qualities anyway (hence why people who gave birth at home would wrap the newborns in newspaper). We're not allowed to do this right now because of EU law. Something that's bound to change once we're out, as this is still considered the most authentic way to serve them. Wrapping them in anything else (and especially putting them into boxes) just traps the steam and risks the fish batter getting soggy. The newspaper absorbs enough of the heat and residual oil to make it ideal at the point of eating.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 12:55:13 2020 No.14100596 >>14100569 We use brown paper bags in the USA, that's more fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 13:00:48 2020 No.14100628 >>14100569 They use plastic, it remindes them of merkel and the eu.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 13:01:53 2020 No.14100634 >>14100587 >We're not allowed to do this right now because of EU law. Something that's bound to change once we're out so this is the real reason for Brexit it all makes sense now

Anonymous Sun May 17 13:03:05 2020 No.14100642

>>14100634
It's definitely one of the totemic legislation changes people want. If you go up north, and you mention this to anyone in a chippie, they'll tell you they want it changed back. Bound to happen eventually. I'll make sure of it myself, if necessary.

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 13:08:45 2020 No.14100665 Bottles and bricks in area 6, Whats going to happen in area 7?

>>	Judge Roughneck Sun May 17 13:12:29 2020 No.14100682 Hanging is what you'll get and you'll like it!~

Anonymous Sun May 17 13:26:30 2020 No.14100761

>>14100587
Holy shit no wonder you guys left the EU.
You're too retarded.

Newspapers had some lead in them a few decades ago. Nowadays, they don't, but they are still unhygienic. They've been in the back of a dirty truck and then potentially shuffled through with someone's dirty hands. And the paper involved is porous.
Just use food-grade paper like every 1st world country does. You can print whatever the fuck you want on it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 13:30:16 2020 No.14100775 >>14100761 > supporting the EU Discarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 13:34:52 2020 No.14100802 >>14100775 Don't give a fuck about the EU, but I do give a fuck about you not eating food from a paper which has been dragged around a greasy truck by some Pradesh.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 13:37:31 2020 No.14100820 >>14099100 don't blame me for being a stereotype

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 13:52:15 2020 No.14100892 >>14100587 why can't you just wrap them in the kind of paper used in newspapers but without the ink?

Anonymous Sun May 17 13:54:16 2020 No.14100902

>>14100802
The English, my man, are made of equal parts diamond and hard steel. A bit of fucking newspaper around our fish and chips is really not a very big deal to us at all. I'm sorry your poofter American genes need special 'paper' to be able to eat yours. Want a tissue, too?

Anonymous Sun May 17 13:56:26 2020 No.14100911

>>14100892
I suppose we could. What's salient is: chippies are unlikely to want to spend extra money on special paper when they'd be legally allowed to revert to newspaper, and it's not really in any kind of wrapping long, anyway, so what will likely happen is it'll just be offered as a choice.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 14:07:39 2020 No.14100958 >>14100383 >born free >in England Pick one nigel.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 14:13:17 2020 No.14100993 a nice cold pork pie SIMPLE AS.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 16:06:00 2020 No.14101538 >>14100958 All Englishmen are born free by the very condition of them being born at all. It's the actual law: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somerset_v_Stewart

>>	afatoldman Sun May 17 16:37:36 2020 No.14101651 >>14098960 Half the beans, remove the mushrooms and cook those fucking eggs til solid and I'd be game. I've never had black pudding.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 16:38:07 2020 No.14101654 >>14097924 Chip botty

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 16:44:59 2020 No.14101682 >>14100337 >I've never, ever, ever seen this in this country. Not once. Ever. It was a semi popular dish in the 16th Century. Ironically the American Pilgrims ate similar stuff at the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 16:51:55 2020 No.14101711 File: 88 KB, 1280x720, hq720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14101651 >cook those fucking eggs til solid Wait, you don't want a runny yolk to dip bread/toast in? What the fuck...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 17:16:03 2020 No.14101852 >>14101682 Only time I've seen something like this is with the Scots. Never known it in England at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 17:32:46 2020 No.14101913 >>14101651 >cook those fucking eggs til solid eww hardboiled egg sunny side up? disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 17:44:03 2020 No.14101960 >>14099169 Gurkhas. Close though.

Anonymous Sun May 17 18:23:33 2020 No.14102096

>>14100400
>>14100211
>>14099584
>>14099543
>>14099492
>>14099488
>>14099269
seethe more, bongcopters
"raight whot's awll this, then? aye ya bluddy wankeh yeuh I'll pop a cop in yeuh noggin yeuh baestahrd."
have fun eating faggots and having literally no one enjoy your food aside from fish n chips, which might as well be American since it's impossible for British food to be good.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 18:32:28 2020 No.14102132 >>14101711 Runny yolk tastes like shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 18:33:51 2020 No.14102135 File: 74 KB, 165x279, 1446398400972.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14102132 >Runny yolk tastes like shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 18:34:27 2020 No.14102136 >>14102135 Glad you agree.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 18:36:40 2020 No.14102146 File: 36 KB, 168x93, SKEEEEEUP for ants.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14102136 >Glad you agree.

Anonymous Sun May 17 18:37:57 2020 No.14102158

This is getting absurd, in the last month or so I've seen claims that bacon sandwiches, cheese and onion on bread and now fucking cheese on toast is all to be credited to the British.
You insecure wankers should just be happy that fry-ups and roasts are good but instead you're trying to claim as much food as possible because you can't take the occasional shitpost about your food.

Anonymous Sun May 17 19:22:43 2020 No.14102342

>>14102158
Cheese on toast under a grill is about as British as it gets, mong. Even better is a cheese toastie done in a Breville, or whatever, (and deep filled with things like bacon and onion and tomato) alongside a bowl of soup on autumnal/winter days. If you deny this, and the fact that nobody makes a bacon sammich on white as well as us, you're not British. Easy as.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 19:38:25 2020 No.14102388 >>14102158 Good post

Anonymous Sun May 17 19:47:41 2020 No.14102412
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>>14102158
>you can't take the occasional shitpost about your food.
I wonder if that's is Chinese larping as Brits, the chinks do an abnormal amount of that shit and they are the most fragile people on earth.
Stirring up trouble you know, China is in a panic right now. All of the underwear in the PRC is constantly hanging on the line, soiled and stained.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 19:51:28 2020 No.14102429 >>14102388 Bollocks is it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 19:56:46 2020 No.14102451 >>14102429 Don't tell me you eat those as well

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 19:59:27 2020 No.14102459 >>14099207 >>14099210 This seething amerilard so mad he started samefagging lmao Why do you envy my HFCS-free life?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 20:00:45 2020 No.14102463 File: 18 KB, 512x384, droccolibog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >british "cusine" >mfw i mean its alright if you like fried garbage and root vegetables like potatoes and turnips

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 20:03:40 2020 No.14102475 File: 33 KB, 475x645, images (34).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097924 BBC and Immigrant semen.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 20:04:04 2020 No.14102478 >this thread christ I grew up in a middle class household and many things that I just took for granted as being british food turned out to be french haha

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 20:48:31 2020 No.14102683 >>14102158 Leave the Welsh alone. Cheese on toast is all they have.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 20:49:19 2020 No.14102688 >>14097924 Peanut butter and pickle sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 20:51:11 2020 No.14102702 >>14102683 They also have qt3.14s and singing

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 20:56:28 2020 No.14102731 >>14102463 Smart doggo, even it knows to dismiss that lame ass broccoli.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 20:59:24 2020 No.14102751 File: 77 KB, 749x960, Sandra_Bullocks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14102429 Sandra Bullocks was cute back in the day.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 21:04:50 2020 No.14102781 File: 22 KB, 474x316, TempleGrandin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14102751 Imagine that good-girl next door tossing your salad and begging for special sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 17 22:03:06 2020 No.14103025 >>14097924 Pie

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 00:58:09 2020 No.14103595 >>14098960 Needs some mustard but otherwise perfect

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 02:24:05 2020 No.14103870 File: 63 KB, 481x434, englishmeal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 02:40:23 2020 No.14103912 >>14098014 AKA ploughman's lunch, you mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 02:46:30 2020 No.14103931 File: 152 KB, 1024x680, branstonpickle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14103912 He means this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 04:38:05 2020 No.14104233 CMONNNNNNNNN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVHbWHGVYaU&t=160s

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 04:41:32 2020 No.14104243 >>14103931 based for not ruining the pickle by putting butter with it. hate that

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 04:42:34 2020 No.14104246 File: 120 KB, 1080x810, y6h4554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14103595 here you go lad

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 04:45:49 2020 No.14104255 File: 736 KB, 794x598, spagettiontoast.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How to confuse an American

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 04:52:12 2020 No.14104283 >>14104255 Even better when it's the spaghetti/beans with sausages in the tin.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 04:53:47 2020 No.14104288 File: 131 KB, 1300x870, 4843306-baked-beans-on-toast-on-white-background.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14104255 sketty hoops are nasty tho ngl

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 06:38:04 2020 No.14104615 Ploughman's lunch and yes god damn it I know the term was invented in the 50s. >luv me bread >luv me ale >luv me cheese >luv me onions >simple as

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 08:02:02 2020 No.14104827 >>14099161 British pickle is amazing. Shame it's hard to come by in the U.S. Same for marmite, desu.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 08:06:47 2020 No.14104846 'ate faggots. not a big-it, just don't like 'em. simple as.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 08:18:15 2020 No.14104870 >>14099559 High tea is not a 'snack'. It's when you have shit like cream teas, sandwiches, cakes and dainties, Victoria Sponges, iced buns and other cakes, fruit loaves spread with butter, gingerbread and other baked treats, and lashings of lemonade.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 08:27:06 2020 No.14104894 >>14100349 Maybe call things the correct name and then you won't have to have a meltdown for being corrected.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 08:30:58 2020 No.14104902 File: 235 KB, 992x1000, img_1067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14097924 Groaty dick Meat porridge made of groats, beef shin, carrits, leeks and onions, slow cooked for several hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 08:37:42 2020 No.14104913 >>14098929 Kek, not slicing silverskin pickles and mixing them through a cheese mayo mixture.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 08:38:24 2020 No.14104915 >>14104255 Don't Americans eat spaghetti sandwiches?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 08:39:27 2020 No.14104918 >>14104827 First of all, Branston's is fucking shit. However, if you want it, I've seen plenty of US 'Ye Olde British Shoppe' type online sites that offer both it and Marmite. I'm pretty sure your Amazon will have it, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 08:40:13 2020 No.14104921 >>14104894 It's people showing off because they learned a new thing.

Anonymous Mon May 18 08:40:54 2020 No.14104924

>>14104918
>>14104827
Yup. Just as I thought:

https://www.amazon.com/Branston-Pickle-310-Gram-Pack/dp/B000JSQISQ/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=branston&qid=1589805580&sr=8-1

https://www.amazon.com/Marmite-Yeast-Extract-pack-125g/dp/B011D5LEVY/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=marmite&qid=1589805621&sr=8-3

Anonymous Mon May 18 08:41:04 2020 No.14104926

>>14104918
>Branston's is fucking shit

On a cheese sando with Red leccy? Never.

>I've seen plenty of US 'Ye Olde British Shoppe' type online sites that offer both it and Marmite. I'm pretty sure your Amazon will have it, too.

They do, it's just expensive. Pain in the ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 08:42:03 2020 No.14104927 >>14104902 yum, I love grotty dick.

Anonymous Mon May 18 08:49:13 2020 No.14104942

>>14104926
It's really not that great. There are infinitely more superior chutneys and marmalades. Even for a pickle, it's not particularly well-made. I find it almost glutinous in texture and not spicy enough. I wouldn't put it on a cheese sandwich, anyway. You want bacon and tomato for that. Dash of HP on the bacon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 08:53:59 2020 No.14104951 >>14104942 I don't like HP sauce at all. I do like Henderson's on a sandwich, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 09:00:29 2020 No.14104972 >>14104951 > Henderson's No idea what this is. Never heard of it.

Anonymous Mon May 18 09:06:13 2020 No.14104986

i got curious and tried beans on toast (got a tin of heinz beans because apparently they taste different to american brands) with some grated cheddar on top and it was surprisingly pretty good. it's a nice comfort food and pretty easy to whip up. still looks gross but yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 09:15:07 2020 No.14105007 >>14097924 heroin bro?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 12:34:14 2020 No.14106008 >>14099391 oh hai mark

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 12:48:27 2020 No.14106114 >>14104924 >>14104918 Insufferable know-it-all faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:19:20 2020 No.14106587 >>14106114 > helping people with internet shopping > "insufferable know-it-all" You want a hug?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 14:24:22 2020 No.14106618 >>14100349 >COTTAGE PIE Cattleman's Pie you complete ad other PHILISTINE!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:17:46 2020 No.14108257 >>14099020 Jamaican restaurant in my town does these homemade and they are fucking amazing

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:20:26 2020 No.14108270 >>14098014 It’s called a ploughman’s ‘wich

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:22:37 2020 No.14108286 >>14100383 Lol nice try, but leave American values to the Americans. You English are nationalistic AF based on “much glorious Germanic heritage” good job getting chucked by the normans so hard it changed your language forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 18 20:45:27 2020 No.14108391 >>14097924 Beef wellington, shepard's pie, fish and chips, eggs benedict.

Anonymous Mon May 18 22:17:52 2020 No.14108787

Americans are hilarious. They haven't got a fucking clue and they don't care who knows this. They live in a weird bubble where USA is the centre of the universe. So sad. They all apparently have travelled the world and tasted food, yet the overwhelming majority of Americans don't have a passport. Never even been out of their State. Ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 00:31:28 2020 No.14109226 >>14097924 Toast sandwich

>>	Anonymous Tue May 19 01:21:17 2020 No.14109401 >>14099220 Black pudding is an Irish invention not British.

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