Restaurant Stories

[Anonymous No.14095939]

Post stories of your time in the food service industry.

[Anonymous No.14095952]

>>14095939
One time I went to a restaurant and it wasn't very good. True story, btw

[Anonymous No.14095955]

>>14095939
What a hilariously awkward smile.
Isn't her only goddamn job to look like she's enjoying it? Fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.14095962]

Coffee?

[Anonymous No.14096044]

>>14095955
It's better when they're not enjoying it.

[Anonymous No.14096060]

>>14095955
Nobody talks about my wife like that. I hope you have a full set of teeth, because I want you to feel maximum pain when I knock them out.

[Anonymous No.14096087]

>working in kitchen
>there's a new hire
>chef tells him to grab some rosemary from the fridge
>"OK!"
>goes to fridge and stands there with it open for a few seconds
>turns to us and says: "Which one is rosemary?"

[Anonymous No.14096094]

>>14095939
>18
>delivering pizzas
>get to house
>hear two people arguing very loudly
>”HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU BITCH!”
>”FUCK YOU I HATE YOU!”
>etc etc
>knock on the door
>commotion stops
>cute lady answers
>she does not look like someone who was arguing with someone seconds ago
>see guy in the background, he also looks like he is a normal well adjusted man
>”sorry you have the wrong address. We did not order pizza”
>immediately after they close the door they start going nuclear on each other again
>call number on the ticket, it was one street over
>few weeks later there was a murder suicidal at that house

[Anonymous No.14096095]

>>14095939
Working behind the counter, I gave this dude 5 bucks back return more than he should've. I could see it on his face as I soon realized it.
I didn't say anything.

[Anonymous No.14096116]

>>14095939
Does anyone else have a serious fetish for this style of waitress outfit? Shit makes me diamonds every time.

[Anonymous No.14096128]

>>14096116
Probably alot of people, that's why it's a fucking BRAZZERS pinup shot
On another note I thought it was a nurse at first glance, still hot tho

[Anonymous No.14096138]

>>14096094
>few years later
>working for same owner but at a different one of his restaurants
>slow day, get extremely high in the back on wax, a half eight and some Ritalin
>get a delivery to a frequent customer
>dude eats at this pizzeria everyday, but normally eats in
>when I get the ticket it says call prior to arrival
>about to get to his block
>see it is completely shut down by the police/fire department. SWATs there even
>call customer
>he can’t leave his house because there is a standoff at his neighbors house
>he comes up with a brilliant idea
>I go to the house that is behind his, knock on their door, ask them to go to their backyard and hand him the food from the fence
>what could go wrong?
>I say fuck it and go to that house
>neighbor says yea sure fuck it why not, just ask him if I could get a slice and some rolls
>go to the backyard and do the exchange
>me and the customer are both manlets so we have to find shit to stand on to do the exchange
>as I hand him his order (was like 2 pizzas, rolls, pasta and zuppa di pesce) SWAT decides they are going on
>a bunch of agents and dogs swarm his backyard and the backyard in question and launch tear gas and just a bunch of loud shit happens that startles the both of us and he falls off the pot he was standing on and all the (hot) food spills on him
>cops are pissed off at us for doing this while a raid was going on
>he accepts his loss, and 1 hour later orders more food (owner gave him a big discount after what happened)
>later a bunch of the cops come to the pizzeria and start talking shit with me about the raid

[Anonymous No.14096269]

This was the shittiest restaurant I've ever been to.
>be me
>be hungry
>go to a restaurant nearby
>the menu is long as heck, could spend my whole afternoon reading it
>order a multivitamin juice and pasta with pesto
>the waiter brings me an orange juice
>thatsnotwhatiordered.jpg
>he takes it back and brings me a grapefruit juice
>i just drink it because obviously he's retarded
>after a while, they bring me my meal
>it's pasta with some weird looking bright green liquid on it, I guess it's supposed to be pesto
>taste it
>disgustedlook.jpg
>pay
>leave
Never entering that restaurant again.

[Anonymous No.14096280]

>>14096269
Jesus, stand up for yourself a bit.

[Anonymous No.14096296]

A stray dog somehow got trapped in the freezer and the morning cooks found him looking like some exorcism shit. Pic related

[Anonymous No.14096306]

>>14096116
Short skirts of all types. Long skirts are fun too. I love slowly moving my hand up their legs.

[Anonymous No.14096338]

>>14096280
I have social anxiety disorder

[Anonymous No.14096353]

>>14096296
How the fuck did it get inside your freezer?

[Anonymous No.14096371]

>sous chef can't handle bad smells
>he gags like he's on a fucking sitcom whenever something goes bad
>calls me in the walk-in to ask me about these pickles
>label is illegible, means our dumbass first shift fuck-ups made them
>have no clue, they're only a month old
>open them up and the worst turned vinegar smell assaults our nostrils
>sous chef runs to the bathroom, his gags sound like screams
>the pickles have a vivid red mold floating around the top of the vinegar
first and last time I've ever seen red mold
>>14096296
hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.14096380]

>>14096353
somehow

[TABASCO KID No.14096381]

This may relate more to current situation. Me and girlfriend are heading for Walmart this morning and decide to stop at Bob Evans our restaurants have just recently reopened at 50%. I joke with her that watch us go in and somebody by us just keeps coughing. We sit down they bring our drinks the people two tables over the lady starts coughing. By now she's cost about three times the waitress comes back I explained to her I'm sorry but I don't feel comfortable with this situation me and my girlfriend get up we don't have to pay for the drinks I told the waitress he will take our food to go went back over and stood by the front door and waited. I can still hear the lady in the background continually coughing I'm like what the hell I do understand people have smoker's cough Etc but why the hell would you go in a restaurant at this time if you know you cannot stop coughing. I can't say that I'm going to eat in any restaurants for a while at least not till this thing has died down.

[Anonymous No.14096386]

>>14096338
Lol fag

[Anonymous No.14096641]

>>14096138
I want this to be real, but i know it's not

[Anonymous No.14096657]

>>14095939
>former papa johns driver
>brutal snow storm
>all the other pizza places have shut down due to the weather, but not us, so we actually have more deliveries than usual
>had to pour hot salt water on my tires three times throughout my shift because my car keeps getting frozen to the asphalt
>ditto for my windshield wipers
>some guy orders a 12 ounce sprite and six chicken wings
>that all
>have to drive 18 miles through roads so covered in snow that no one can see the lines
>the occasional dumbasses who are actually out on the road keep sliding into the intersections on red lights either because they don't have four-wheel drive or because they don't know how to fuckin drive in snow
>manage to make it to the hotel where the order came from
>have to wade through a bank of snow so high that it reaches my waste to get to the door
>guy opens the door completely shirtless despite it being five degrees Fahrenheit outside
>no tip
So glad I quit. I also remember delivering to a bunch of guys smoking weed around what looked to be a four-year-old. The one who answered the door was so high that it took him 8 minutes to count out the money he owed me, and even then two of his friends had to come and help him out. Felt bad for the kid.

[Anonymous No.14096698]

>>14096657
bruh

[Anonymous No.14096778]

>>14096094
Holy shit anon, what a tale.

[Anonymous No.14096791]

>>14096657
I might have actually killed myself after that.

[Anonymous No.14096806]

>>14096641
It is senpai

[Anonymous No.14096886]

>>14096657
>18 Miles
What type of piece of shit small town so you live in?

[Anonymous No.14096916]

>>14096886
The sort of small town where half of my deliveries required me to drive on at least a few miles of dirt road and land is so cheap that people usually own at least 5 acres.

[Anonymous No.14096941]

>work at a melt melt shop during HS, mostly closing shifts
>woman comes in 5 min before close
>orders obnoxious sandwich
>accidentally drop it while moving it
> pick it back up when no one's looking
>box it up and give it to her
>she thanks me profusely with a huge smile on her face for making her order
>I accept and tell her to have a nice night

Felt kinda bad for that one. That woman was white, but does anyone notice that black people always come really late and order inconvenient orders?

[Anonymous No.14096958]

>>14096916
Texas?

[Anonymous No.14096963]

>>14096941
No no no shoo shoo shoo
No race baiting in the restaurant story thread

[Anonymous No.14096979]

>>14096958
Arizona

[Anonymous No.14097021]

>>14096963
Sorry, anon. I just wanted to know if people shared with my observations. Here's another story of mine:
>This time from when i worked at McDs
> new manager comes in, really shitty with us and goes off for nothing
>we always joked about how fucked her makeup looked behind her back
>she had been gone for a week, and we wondered where she was
>come in one day and the GM and AGM are talking about her situation
>turns out her boyfriend was beating the shit out of her, and the makeup was to hide the bruising
>he still came in and ordered big macs, I think I was the only one who recognized him.

I wonder what she's up to now. It's kinda strange all of the hood drama that you witness working in food service

[Anonymous No.14097064]

>>14097021
That’s fucked up

[Anonymous No.14097096]

>>14096138
Thats crazy

[Anonymous No.14097100]

>>14096138
>>14096094
And then everyone clapped

[Anonymous No.14097182]

>>14096806
Jesus fucking Christ...

[Anonymous No.14097215]

>>14095939
>Subway
>some bint handles money and food produce without changing gloves
haven't gone back in a long while, shit's so fucking disgusting
i will put my liver through a lot, but that's too much

[Anonymous No.14097566]

>>14096060
t. coomer
>>14095939
>wearing enough makeup to stop a bullet
>uncomfortable smile
>(((Brazzers)))
Immersion lost, so much more potential to be cute.

[Anonymous No.14097582]

>>14095939
>me and my friend, high as fuck
>enter restaurant
>sit at a table
>previous customers have laid the money of their dinner on the table (50$)
>discretely take the money
>waitress comes
>uh... did the previous customers left without paying???
>uuuh I guess so we just arrived.. anyway we would like to order this this and that
free dinner and beers that night.
fuck wagies
fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.14097717]

>>14097582
Extremely based

[Anonymous No.14097727]

>>14096087
I would not be able to differentiate parsley, oregano, and basil, but I am relieved to have barely scraped by this jab by knowing rod rosemary looks like

[Anonymous No.14097741]

>>14096087
The chef/restaurant were in the wrong for not having things properly labeled.

[Anonymous No.14097835]

>>14097741
no, not knowing rosemary in a kitchen is a red flag for any cook. One of my chef's fired someone for not knowing what a BLT was back at his first restaurant. it's the same shit

[Anonymous No.14097847]

>>14097582
You’re an asshole

[Anonymous No.14097892]

>>14097582
why would you take the money discretely if you were the only ones at the table 2/10 troll attempt

[Anonymous No.14097923]

>>14096353
he put it in there

[Anonymous No.14097934]

wheres the fuckin sauce cunt

[Anonymous No.14097942]

>>14097835
I mean, it's hard for me to believe someone can have a job in a kitchen and not be able to identify rosemary of all things, but when I first started I was told to grab a "cara cara" from the walk in and did not know that just meant a specific type of orange. Good on that dumbass for just asking so he didn't fuck it up

[Anonymous No.14097955]

why does /ck/ love lexi so much

[Anonymous No.14097962]

>>14097835
a blt and rosemary aren't the same shit

[Anonymous No.14097969]

>>14097955
Because she’s beautiful and when she went Taco Belle mode she was still hot

[Anonymous No.14097981]

>>14096269
please post restutant name

[Anonymous No.14098013]

>eating at fancy fish place in NYC
>the table over is two couples
>one of the women is an extremely picky eater, sent plate back like 3 times
>just wanted plain steamed veggies or some shit? but only certain ones?
>a manager comes over to talk to them
>ends up arguing with one of the guys
>he stands up, says let's step outside
>another manager hurries over, defuses the situation somehow
Dinner and a show. I wish I was making this shit up

[Anonymous No.14098018]

>>14095962
is it good for you?

[Anonymous No.14098023]

>>14096306
Skirts don't have legs

[Anonymous No.14098059]

>>14097962
no shit retard

[Anonymous No.14098078]

>>14096094
>>few weeks later there was a murder suicidal at that house

Wew

[Anonymous No.14098081]

>>14096094
All I want in this world is to be murdered by someone who loves me so much they kill themselves afterward

[Anonymous No.14098087]

Next you'll be telling me coffee really is bad for you.

[Anonymous No.14098348]

>>14098087
BUT IT IS!!!

[Anonymous No.14098419]

>>14098087

[Anonymous No.14098560]

>>14098087
Black Coffee is good for you

[Anonymous No.14098570]

>>14096338
youer not based bitch

[Anonymous No.14098573]

>>14096094
don't know why but I chuckled

[Anonymous No.14098579]

>>14098570

[Anonymous No.14098593]

>>14097021
damn bro

[Anonymous No.14098600]

>>14096657
>car is frozen to the road

What the fuck kind of LARP is this? Do people think that is possible or realistic in anyway? I live where it routinely gets colder than mars and this has never even once almost happened, where did u get the boiling salt water, you just keep that in your car? Retard post

[Anonymous No.14098747]

>>14096044
Based

[Anonymous No.14098856]

>>14098600
Well he did throw water on his wheels that could explain why his shit is frozen.

[Anonymous No.14098900]

yesterday at work some old lady tried to fight my managers

[Anonymous No.14098913]

>>14095939
I love Lexi so much. Just knowing I could walk behind the counter and feel her up gives me a HUGE imaginary boner.

[Anonymous No.14099029]

>>14098023
No but woman and ladyboys do.