/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14094166]

what have you guys been doing to satisfy your cravings of eggslut during the quarantine?

[Anonymous No.14094168]

>>14094166
what the fuck is eggslut

[Anonymous No.14094180]

>>14094168
I wish I knew the joys in life that simple black child has. A simple life is a good life

[Anonymous No.14094197]

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR VIRAL MARKETINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.14094223]

>>14094166
>be on /ck/ for some reason
>not enough culinary skill to fry a fucking egg and put it on a bagel
>has to go and pay 15 dollars to a meme restaurant with an EPIC name for what should be the easiest meal of the day

[Anonymous No.14094228]

>>14094166
It's a stupid gay reddit name, but why do 4channarians get so triggered over it?

[Anonymous No.14094231]

>>14094166
hey the eggslut thread again.
>eggslut
>the name bad
>hipster meme
>nah it taste good
>nah it meme
>asian guy fat
oh boy I can't wait

[Anonymous No.14094247]

>>14094166
unable to remove the image of the founder of this from the image of the food itself. so for an instant gag I use warm salt water

[Anonymous No.14094248]

>>14094228
shuttup and follow the thread guide, the stupid name part is done but we still need someone to defend it or call that asian guy fat.

[Anonymous No.14094253]

>>14094247
good
>>14094248
this is looking like a wr pace speed run boys

[Anonymous No.14094257]

>>14094166
That place is proof that "people" in Las Angeles are morons.

Honestly I could start up a restaurant there, with a odd name, the signature dish could be the McCum-which, just 2 bread buns with a huge load of mayo between and retards out there would love it.

[Anonymous No.14094259]

>>14094253
didn't call him fat m8, you're extremely cool and meta acknowledging persona is falling apart at the seams

[Anonymous No.14094262]

>>14094257
go on then

[Anonymous No.14094266]

>>14094166
McDonalds is better in every way

[Anonymous No.14094268]

>>14094166
I actually cooked the most perfect eggs this morning.
Cooking some cheap ass sausages, realised I had no bread to make sausage butties so I took them out, diced them up and cracked two eggs in the pan.
Put the lid back on while I got a plate ready, then tossed the sausages back in.
Eggs didn't stick to the bottom, not overly greasy, not falling apart, solid whites, runny yolks
Made them the perfect dip for the pieces of sausage.

[Anonymous No.14094276]

>>14094259
ah fuck, do we have back up strats or is the run dead?

[Anonymous No.14094285]

>>14094268
so did you m a k e the eggs or just cook them after something else made them?

[Anonymous No.14094291]

>>14094285
Techonology would not allow a chicken to communicate on a taiwanese basket weaving forums, their little claws can't takataka properly.
Even voice recognition cannot decipher garbblegarbble

[Anonymous No.14094297]

1. wtf is eggslut
2. i just call my mom and ask if she can cook something

[Anonymous No.14094324]

>>14094180
>A simple life is a good life
except:
>modern dentistry
>indoor plumbing
>exposure to more cultures/art/food
>not living under a brutal dictatorship
>better weed

[Anonymous No.14094338]

>>14094291
some humans make eggs anon, and some lizard people post on /x/ they make heaps of eggs.

[Anonymous No.14094339]

>>14094257
>just 2 bread buns with a huge load of mayo between and retards out there would love it.
Are you toasting the bus at the last second so the mayo gets that "just starting to go runny with heat" thing?
Oh yeah....

[Anonymous No.14094344]

>>14094166
Sounds like le edgy millennial marketing

[Anonymous No.14094348]

>>14094266
>McDonalds is better
Everything they don't deep-fry they poach.
Sounds like breakfast to me.

[Anonymous No.14094366]

>>14094291
>be me
>into basket weaving
>google "basket weaving forum"
>all the results are some faggot meme on a chinese cartoon porn apreciation site
>brows ,eit anyway
>been here ever since

[Anonymous No.14094370]

>>14094268
sthap! my dick can only get so hard!
also: what beverage?

[Anonymous No.14094384]

>>14094370
Why do you reditfags talk like such massive faggots?

[Anonymous No.14094413]

>>14094384
not very wholesome chungus of u

[Anonymous No.14094468]

>>14094384
>Why do you reditfags talk like such massive faggots?
I've been a /b/tard since about 2010, never been to reddit.
Why do you hear "my dick is hard" and suddenly jump to "gay sex"???
Hmmmmm?

[Anonymous No.14094485]

>>14094468
everyone hated /b/, untill /pol/ became a way more anoying tourist poster board. I'd honestly forgotten you guys even still exist.

[Anonymous No.14094508]

>>14094468
>sthap! my dick can only get so hard!
>sthap
>can only get so
It wasn't that you said your peepee is hard, but how said you, you huge raging faggot.

[Anonymous No.14094530]

>>14094508
>but how said you, you huge raging faggot.
So, your go-to for venting your anger is still man-on-man buttsex, balls sapping balls while you work your "frustrations" out, huh?

[Anonymous No.14094540]

>>14094530
No, I'll admit, I am a huge homosexual but I will never be a huge raging faggot like you.

[Anonymous No.14095741]

>>14094324
>modern dentistry
dont need that when you live a simple life without eating junk
>indoor plumbing
shitting in the woods is easy to do and i dont have to worry about piping clogging up
>exposure to more cultures/art/food
lol
>not living under a brutal dictatorship
chances are he doesnt have to a
worry about anything his government does unless hes a citycuck
>better weed
you do know that cultures that live amongst themselves have cultivated better drugs than the methhead chemist cooks up for you