I hate my wife.

[Anonymous No.14093941]

>wife buys Crock-Pot
>wants "authentic" Mexican tacos
>tell her Mexicans don't make tacos in Crock-Pots
>"dis Goybook recipe says so"
>flour tortillas, can of Rotel, sour cream
>"Mexicans don't eat sour cream"
>"IM NOT EATING TACOS WITHOUT SOUR CREAM REEEE"
>"Mexicans don't dump Chichi's seasoning packets onto their meat"
>"YES THEY DO THIS RECIPE SAYS SO!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS QUESO FRESCO!? MEXICANS DON'T EAT THAT, WHY DID YOU BUY A LIME, WHAT THE FUCK IS CILANTRO TACOS DONT HAVE ANY OF THIS SHIT ON THEM REEEEEE!!!"
>"you said you wanted authentic Mexican tacos"
>"YOU DIDN'T BUY ANYTHING TO MAKE TACOS REEEEE!!!" YOU FORGOT THE GROUND BEEF WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH SIRLOIN? WHERE'S THE CHEDDAR CHEESE!?"
>"Cheddar cheese is fr England, not Mexico"
>"NOOOOOOOOO IT'S NOT THIS RECIPE SAYS TO USE IT REEEEEE!!!"

JUST. FUCKING. SHOOT. ME.

[Anonymous No.14093946]

>>14093941
post her tits

[Anonymous No.14093949]

>>14093941
Wow great post reddit! Thanks!

[Anonymous No.14093955]

>>14093946

SFW board, no can do.

[Anonymous No.14094042]

>>14093941
>wife wants to make what she understands to be "authentic" tacos even though she clearly just wants a more up-market american style taco
>already has a particular recipe in mind
>bicker with her pointlessly about the le purity of cultural food because I want to make her feel stupid
>maintain the moral highground because she was trying to besmirch the good name of poor people food spics made by adding sour cream and using the wrong cut of meat
>make the real authentic version she has no interest in eating just to prove you know what a real taco is
hmm I hope my virgin friends on the 4chan cooking board don't think im an enormous faggot for bullying my wife for no reason. this will certainly be a based moment for me!

[Anonymous No.14094110]

>>14094042
>babe these are authentic tacos
>"they are not, authentic tacos have this and that in them"
>NOOO SHUT UP THAT DOESN'T COUNT WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME BE RIIIIIIIGHT
I've had women pull this bullshit on me before and it is so annoying

[Anonymous No.14094123]

>>14093941
>he doesn't beat his wife
>he married an idiot
Aren't you late for your Bernie rally OP?

[Anonymous No.14094125]

>>14094042
OP absolutely exposed

[Anonymous No.14094130]

None of this happened

Sage

[Anonymous No.14094133]

>>14094110
im not gonna argue that women aren't stupid but it's a dumb thing to care about and argue over. it only makes you look like a jackass to correct them over something as retarded as what shape and flavour the slop was that mexicans ate before we improved it.

[Anonymous No.14094146]

>>14094042
>>14093941
>>14094110
this is truly epic. Epic for the win.

[Anonymous No.14094241]

>>14093941
I love making lazy slow cooker versions of normal food so I don't have to add effort, I do it with curry especially. I can't enjoy slow cooker tacos because the meat is too wet and mushy and has no char to it. Not good

[Anonymous No.14094242]

>>14094042

I've never seen a female poster go this far out of their way to say "I'm a woman".

[Anonymous No.14094302]

>>14093941
No one cares about your gay fetish for nasty spics, you fucking faggot. Your wife sounds based and is probably cucking your faggot ass.

[Anonymous No.14094326]

>>14094242
i spend about 90% of my day shitting on women but OP feeling like a cool guy for being a sperg about fucking tacos is gay in my books.

[Anonymous No.14094342]

>>14093941
>authentic Mexican tacos

Yikes, you gay faggot. I'd fuck your wife in the ass while eating Taco Bell right in front of your face and you would like it. Lmao

[Anonymous No.14094353]

>>14093941
You married her you idiot. Congrats, enjoy being stuck with this retard until she dies or divorces you, taking half your shit and most of your future earnings.

[Anonymous No.14094358]

>not eating your wife's authentic Mexican taco every night

[Anonymous No.14094371]

>>14094326

>i spend 90% of my day shitting on women

So....you're a woman, right.

[Anonymous No.14094388]

>>14094353
this. OP gets what he deserves

[Anonymous No.14094605]

god who gives a shit

[Anonymous No.14094613]

>>14094353
>not sabotaging the bitch to ensure a clean divorce that leaves her destitute

lmao

[Anonymous No.14094672]

>>14093941
Rape ur wife then beat her.

[Anonymous No.14094673]

>>14093941
why get married to someone you hate? it's not better than being alone. it's not better than being married to someone you actually like.

[Anonymous No.14094698]

OP has you wife had authentic tacos or just taco bell?

[Anonymous No.14095001]

>>14094302
>doesn't know what cucking means

[Anonymous No.14095021]

fapping to this thread rn

[Anonymous No.14095044]

>>14094672
>implying you can rape your wife
That's not how marriage works dummy.

[Anonymous No.14095046]

>>14094042
Just an awful post I'd call you a faggot but you made that clear yourself

[Anonymous No.14095264]

>3,500+ updoots on the 4chan subreddit.

[Anonymous No.14095296]

>>14093941
Drive to a field in Oregon

[Anonymous No.14095474]

>>14093941
Shoot her.

Real tacos are the best. You were right.

[Anonymous No.14095514]

>>14093941
>Look my wife is losing this argument where I make up what she says

[Anonymous No.14095523]

I made the mistake of marrying a white woman who will literally burn toast and fuck up ramen noodles, yet she managed to gain 45 lbs after we married.

fuck my life

[Anonymous No.14095533]

>>14093941
You sound like a wimp for having such a loud-mouthed wife, she probably has at least 2 side guys she's fucking behind your back.

[Anonymous No.14095549]

>>14095046
I kek'd

[Anonymous No.14095556]

>>14095523
>I made the mistake of marrying a white woman who will literally burn toast and fuck up ramen noodles, yet she managed to gain 45 lbs after we married.
White women are God's mistakes. Literally failures at everything in life.

[Anonymous No.14095562]

nice blogpost, you pathetic puddle of shit. fuck off

[Anonymous No.14095584]

Did the best I could given the circumstances. She absolutely hated them. Made guac from scratch for nothing. Bitch.

[Anonymous No.14095589]

>>14095523
>>14095556

[Anonymous No.14095651]

>>14093941
KEK! Slowcooker tacos are soggy as fuck, and WTF are you supposed to do with a seasoning packet?

Also flour tortillas are fucking inferior as fuck and everyone knows it.

What your wife actually wants is authentic Oklahoma tacos.

Fucking yankees

[Anonymous No.14095657]

>>14095584
Dude wtf kind of shit tortilla is that? You're supposed to heat em up on the stove and get a lil char on em pinche pendejo and your wife is a dumb twat. Sour cream? No mames guey! We put green home made salsa,onions, and guac

[Anonymous No.14095659]

hello crossposting zoomer redditors! Kill yourselves!

[Anonymous No.14095668]

>>14095584
>flour tortilla
>not an ounce of fresh peppers
>guac under the meat, steaming away

not even an olmec but this looks like an absolute sl*p of shit

[Anonymous No.14095676]

>>14095584
>made guac from scratch
Wow you did something an actual fucking toddler could do. Do you want a treat?

[Anonymous No.14095700]

>>14093941
>getting married in the modern era
Marriage was only effective back when women were correctly labeled as property and served as a housekeepers and child-makers. These days you're better off living with your bros and fucking random bitches when the need arises, if you want a kid you can just hire a surrogate mother.
>>14095584
>guac
You could've easily made it into a salsa by adding onions and a bit of lime. Also those are the saddest looking shells I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.14095750]

>>14095584

Those look bad. Where are the peppers and onions? I'll forgive you for using flour tortillas, but please at least throw some fire to them anon.

[Anonymous No.14095795]

>>14095584
Tacosway.
Bone Snapple Tea

[Anonymous No.14095808]

>>14095657

The one mentioned in the OP

[Anonymous No.14095814]

>>14095523
She really gained 45 pounds or it just looks like she gained 45 pounds?

[Anonymous No.14095825]

>>14094042
hi babe. do us all on /ck/ a favour and get back in there, make the tacos and stfu, sour cream no sour cream we don't care just stop typing this isn't a shoe shopping website

[Anonymous No.14095846]

>>14093941
wow are the straights ok?

[Anonymous No.14096488]

OP I'm going to give you some advice about my wife's cooking. I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

[Anonymous No.14096512]

>>14093941
Wait exactly one fortnight for her to hear how to make authentic Mexican tacos from her bestie. She will tell you to buy steak, queso fresco, lime cilantro etc etc. She will also explain to you how to cook the dish and will supervise you so it's made right.

[Anonymous No.14096529]

>>14096488
Imagine being tied down by a loser wife. Just bring your new gf home one night. Lol

[Anonymous No.14096552]

>>14096529
it's just copypasta anon

[Anonymous No.14096681]

>>14095584
You forgot to bake or steam the tortillas.

[Anonymous No.14097024]

>>14095584
>paper plates
how do people like you get married

[Anonymous No.14097052]

>>14097024
Wife has very low self esteem

[Anonymous No.14097425]

>>14095700
this.
also >>14094146
Skabadabadabadoobelidabbelydabbladabbladabblababbelibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelodoobelidoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

[Anonymous No.14097737]

>>14093941
shit that never happened

a taco is what you make of it and the rest of it is theater

[Anonymous No.14097750]

>married some cooze you don’t like or respect
Welp- sucks to suck?

[Anonymous No.14097755]

>>14095584
>flour tortillas
>metric fuck ton of iceberg lettuce
You’re also not an authentic me-he-can.

[Anonymous No.14097769]

>>14096529
>not knowing the oregon wifebeater pasta

[Anonymous No.14097840]

What you posted looks great but the whole "authentic street taco" that is just meat, clinatro and a mealy corn tortilla that hasn't been fried or roasted or anything is crap

[Anonymous No.14097853]

>>14095700
>These days you're better off living with your bros
typical fag in denial

[Anonymous No.14097885]

>>14094672
Wooooo!!!
Thank you for the laugh I’m literally crying
Anyone have any more from that thread??

[Anonymous No.14097932]

>>14094042
Post your tits bitch

[Anonymous No.14097949]

>>14095584
You bothered to make guac but you could even bother to heat the tortilla. Lazy bitch

[Anonymous No.14098440]

>>14093941
OP I'm gonna fuck your wife and eat her tacos.

[Anonymous No.14098469]

>>14093941
You can make good barbacoa in a Crock-Pot OP. Sorry you married a retard.

[Anonymous No.14098486]

>>14095584
>>14098469
I take it back you deserve each other. Even my garbage turns out better.

[Anonymous No.14098490]

>>14098486

[Anonymous No.14098532]

Maybe stop being such a gigantic faggot and just fucking eat the tacos. You're not supposed to correct people, especially people that will never learn. Also, story didn't happen. Dumbass

[Anonymous No.14098537]

>>14093941
>Fussing over le authentic street tacos
OH BOY I JUST LOVE THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF THE BIG CITY
Don't let your wife's boyfriend find out you dissed her cooking.

[Anonymous No.14098543]

>>14098490
>>14098486
Wow I didn't know Michael J. Fox posted on /ck/

[Anonymous No.14098596]

>>14093941
god the OP reads like it was made by someone who stumbled here from 9gag

[Anonymous No.14098628]

>>14098537
>calling them street tacos
You are white and everyone avoids giving you constructive criticism because you turn into a bitch. I'll bet $20 on it.

[Anonymous No.14098642]

>>14095584
I'd eat your tacos OP but yeah you did kinda screw up the tortilla situation

[Anonymous No.14098646]

>>14095651
flour tortillas are popular in northern mexico. They don't taste as good as corn but they hold up better and good luck making a burrito with corn

[Anonymous No.14098651]

>>14093941

Just like I tell the women who complain about their husbands: You chose that idiot. YOU.

[Anonymous No.14098672]

>>14093941
Did it at any point occur to you to just settle on not calling them authentic Mexican tacos and instead enjoying your wife's authentic Wisconsin tacos? Might have saved a bit of a headache, She clearly didn't want what you were selling

[Anonymous No.14099255]

>>14095584
Kek kill yourself retard those are shit.

[Anonymous No.14099257]

>>14095808
Yeah you still fucking cook it you absolute retard.

[Anonymous No.14099272]

Imagine actually complaining that you have a wife that cooks for you.
In all reality it was probably OP sperging at his mom about tacos.

[Anonymous No.14100613]

>>14095657
He's eating on a paper plate, what do you expect....

[Anonymous No.14101513]

>>14096488
Sounds like you wanted the great taste of the blue box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese!

[Anonymous No.14101530]

>>14099272
>Imagine actually complaining that you have a wife that cooks for you.


This. OP sounds like a sperging dipshit who has to one-up his wife over the definition of "authentic" spic food, and then whines about it because she clearly just wants American tacos and is apparently enthusiastic to make them.

[Anonymous No.14101532]

>>14093941
okay faggot enjoy cooking your own dinner

[Anonymous No.14101592]

>>14093941
I hope she goes full Bobbitt on you.

[Anonymous No.14101608]

When I go out for Mexican, I get street tacos. Corn tortilla, carne asada, onion, cilantro, green sauce.

When I make tacos at home, I got with the flour tortillas, ground beef, taco seasoning and cheddar cheese I grew up on.

[Anonymous No.14101616]

>>14093941
It sounds like your wife cares about you and wanted to impress you by cooking for you. I would be thankful and just eat it, anon. Why are you so concerned with it being "mexican"? Nothing you ever do will be authentic, whiteboi.

[Anonymous No.14101629]

>>14093955
Post them, it's fine. Trust me, I'm an undercover mod.

[Anonymous No.14101697]

>>14093941

[Anonymous No.14101702]

>>14094042
OP completely fucking annihilated

[Anonymous No.14101718]

>>14095584
was it an arranged marriage or what?

[Anonymous No.14101789]

>>14093941
poor feller