/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14080898]

If tobacco threads are allowed on this board are weed threads allowed too?

[Anonymous No.14080909]

This will become a weed & maybe fast food munchies sometimes board

[Anonymous No.14080916]

Weed
>lowers IQ
>lowers working memory
>makes you retarded
Tobacco
>most proven nootropic of all time
>stimulates the mind
>increases working memory
>makes you appreciate aesthetic bliss more which is why Bach and Beethoven smoked like chimneys

Weed smokers eat doritos and debbie cakes. Tobacco smokers eat fine dining.

[Anonymous No.14081042]

>>14080916
> Tobacco smokers eat fine dining.
And die of lung cancer at 45.

[Anonymous No.14081047]

>>14080916
tobacco lowers ability to taste while weed enhances it checkmate boomer

[Anonymous No.14081090]

>>14081047
It also enhances your ability to be a faggot.

[Anonymous No.14081098]

>>14081047
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.14081107]

>>14081090
I'm gonna assume you meant to quote someone else because I know you aren't fucking talking to me like that. Watch your fucking mouth, boy.

[Anonymous No.14081108]

>>14081090
What’s wrong with being a male homosexual?

[Anonymous No.14081111]

>>14081090
if you think there's something wrong with gettin' dick then don't try to give yours out motherfucker

[Anonymous No.14081112]

>>14081107
233 lbs of pure muscle?

[Anonymous No.14081113]

>>14081090
no, you're thinking of meth

[Anonymous No.14081118]

>>14081090
kek

[Anonymous No.14081122]

There is a reason there is no board for drugs on 4chan. Because that's what 420chan is for

[Anonymous No.14081124]

>>14080898
My state has legal medical. What's a good strain that's good for pain and calming but doesn't smell so bad and have a strong mental effect? I've only ever smoked once, and the head effects just make me want to go to bed

[Anonymous No.14081135]

>>14081108
>what's wrong with being a lala sissy prancing fairy?
It's a weak and annoying culture. We gave em rights and a platform. This did nothing but make the kids weaker and more annoying than ever.

[Anonymous No.14081137]

>>14080916
Weed
>no physical dependence, no withdrawal
>can maybe kill you if you use chinese-made 99% thc extract vape cartridges
Tobacco
>turns you into a fucking wreck if you go without smoking for 4 hours
>requires herculean willpower to quit, cravings continue for years or even decades
>will almost certainly kill you or at least contribute to shortening your lifespan significantly

[Anonymous No.14081140]

>>14081135
Ok boomer.

[Anonymous No.14081144]

>>14081140
He's right though

[Anonymous No.14081146]

>>14081137
Get fucked
I hate cunts that pretend u cant get THC dependence and that its not addictive

Its is addictive and u will get withdrawls

[Anonymous No.14081159]

>>14081146
>BRO I QUIT SMOKING POT AND THEN I KEPT THROWING UP AND I DIDN'T SLEEP FOR 86 HOURS AND THEN I HAD SEIZURES AND THEN I DIED I SWEAR BRO POT IS SO EVIL

[Anonymous No.14081173]

>>14081146
but yo, it's not addictive

[Anonymous No.14081190]

>>14081173
Everyone says that until a dry spell hits and suddenly they're all jonesing for a toke.

[Anonymous No.14081229]

>>14081190
i've been in a dry spell for 3 months

[Anonymous No.14081326]

>>14081098
thats cool cancels out cause pemdas then

[Anonymous No.14081335]

>>14080898
Tobacco doesn't OD people from a cigarettes. Pot threads should be banned.

[Anonymous No.14081365]

>>14081146
prove it

[Anonymous No.14081417]

>>14081190
Rather have a desire to smoke weed again than desperately need to spend $10+ every single day on gay ciggies because I'm a nicotine dependent faggot who will kill a baby then wallow in a pool of my own incontinent shits if I don't get my few 2% plant matter shitsticks per day

[Anonymous No.14081463]

i quit nicotine after smoking pack daily for 6 months then vaping a pod a day for another 9 months. 5 days in no withdrawals really

[Anonymous No.14081473]

>>14081463
Make it 10 days and your physical addiction will be essentially gone. Make it 3 weeks and your mental addiction will be gone.
>t. 2 packs a day for years

[Anonymous No.14081481]

>>14081463
Yeah vaping makes it real easy to quit.

[Anonymous No.14081522]

>>14081190
I recently stopped smoking after vaping multiple times daily for the last 2 years. 1 week of poor sleep (exacerbated by loud fucking landlords upstairs during quarantine) and nausea, 1 more week of reduced nauseau, 1 more week of bloating due to gastric stasis. Now I'm 100% and that's after degen-mode for 2 years, even if you smoked every day only after work you'd probably have an easier time. I do agree there are SOME effects of THC withdrawal but they are almost entirely related to my digestive system.

[Anonymous No.14081592]

>>14080898
You will never be able to have a thread about weed without fucking smoothbrains coming in and posting >dude weed lmao

There's no point in trying.

[Anonymous No.14081671]

>>14080898
>sober for 18 months
>be unemployed since quarantine
>apply for local police force 3 months ago after I was told not to return to work
>end up on on company pay until mid April
>apply for unemployment
>smoke some green with my bro
>literally the next week get my secondary application for the police force
>threw my life out the door for a quick high
>didn't get unemployment for another month
>maybe get my shit retail job back soon even though I would be making more on unemployment

[Anonymous No.14081806]

I love how weedfags are always trying to spin their pussy drug like it's some miracle cure to life.
You never see alcoholics try and convince people to get wasted all the time like it's healthy. Weed may not turn you into a retard but I've never met someone who smoked weed that wasn't one. I'm sure it's just coincidence.

[Anonymous No.14081827]

>>14081671
You're an idiot, just in case no one's told you or you haven't figured it out.

[Anonymous No.14081830]

>>14081124
Well if you don't want smell then probably try edibles instead. Take 10-20mg of a sativa edible

[Anonymous No.14081893]

>>14081806
>You never see alcoholics try and convince people to get wasted all the time like it's healthy.
t. never seen the faggots in al/ck/

[Anonymous No.14081896]

>>14080916
Weed doesn't lower your IQ, dumb ass.

[Anonymous No.14081909]

>>14081806
I've met a lot of people who smoke weed who are extremely smart, have good careers, and all around responsible adults.
You sound like some stupid contrarian who likes spouting the "weed is degenerate" meme cause "muh board culture"
Talk about being a fucking retard, you think the alcoholics on /ck/ don't act like pushy machismo morons. Lurk more, dip shit.

[Anonymous No.14081910]

>>14081671
if you smoked once it should be out of your system within a week. or buy the fake pee or detox kit. stop being a retard. actually maybe thats why youre trying to be a cop

[Anonymous No.14081918]

>>14081592
Right? most people ignore those meme posts because they're so obvious
now it seems to be a lot more of thing to try and say weed is bad and has a bunch of side effects that aren't even possible because these people don't know anything about the drug.
Pretty sure they're all fucking aussies or east coasties that live in places where it's still not legal.

[Anonymous No.14081927]

>>14081190
I've never jonesed for a toke in my life and I smoke and quit smoking weed a lot.
It's pretty common to take t-breaks.
You wouldn't know however. You're clearly talking out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.14081939]

If my dick is allowed In your mom's ass, is gay sex with your dad also agreeable?

[Anonymous No.14081962]

>dude it's not addictive just shut up and smoke it don't question it just trust me bro!

[Anonymous No.14081985]

No drug culture.

[Anonymous No.14081991]

>>14081962
It's only addictive in the same way that things like videogames and gambling are addictive.
It's not actually physically addictive.
Unlike a lot of potheads, I'm not going to say you should smoke weed.
It should be common sense that you shouldn't talk people into doing any kind of drug, even if it's like a prescription drug or something that's mostly harmless like weed.
Honestly the only really bad thing about weed is that if you smoke it, your lungs will still get fucked up but not nearly as bad as if you smoked nicotine.

[Anonymous No.14082001]

>>14081991
Yeah, there's a difference between dependence and addiction.
https://www.addictioncenter.com/addiction/addiction-vs-dependence/

[Anonymous No.14082014]

I was literally drinking myself to death before I moved to a legal state.

[Anonymous No.14082015]

>>14082001
>Substance use becomes the main priority of the addict, regardless of the harm they may cause to themselves or others.
I've never seen people going homeless over weed though. It's always shit like, alcohol, meth, and heroin.

[Anonymous No.14082022]

>>14082015
Exactly. Ain't no one sucking d over a dime bag of weed.

[Anonymous No.14082068]

>>14082022

[Anonymous No.14082080]

>>14082015
I actually know a guy who was holding a pretty decent job you could get where he lived.
Then he started smoke weed. At first it was once in a week, then more often. He got fired over it. Have to move out of his apartment to a shitty one. Can only hold temporary jobs that more or less tolerate that he is almost always high. Spends most of his money on weed. All he talks about is weed culture, how the system needs to be broken and it should be made legal(it's completely illegal here), so he can grow it and then he will have his own business empire.
Idiot lives exactly like an alcoholic bum. Alcoholic bums usually know that they are disgusting alcoholic bums, they just don't care anymore. He thinks that he is better than anyone, more progressive, healthy and that's the system that pushes him down.

[Anonymous No.14082088]

>>14080898
I'm gonna start smoking pot again. I was up to about two pints of vodka a night. Don't know the ins and outs of getting it medically here in florida but I would like to get my card, even if I am just buying it from nick and brad down the way.

[Anonymous No.14082090]

>>14082080
Who cares

[Anonymous No.14082100]

what are some foods that are well enjoyed after smoking cannabis? before smoking it? anything to eat or drink while smoking it?

the only thing I can think of is anything with mangoes in it, if you eat mango about half an hour before smoking it will strengthen the high

[Anonymous No.14082111]

>>14082088
Go somewhere that advertises and fill out a form saying you have ptsd.

[Anonymous No.14082130]

>>14082080
>He got fired over it.
Yeah but it's mostly legal now. It's not that guys fault that it's still federally illegal.
I fucking hate drug testing. Let people do what they want as long as they don't do it on the clock.

[Anonymous No.14082146]

>>14082100
>the only thing I can think of is anything with mangoes in it, if you eat mango about half an hour before smoking it will strengthen the high
Never heard this before..

anyway - always smoke after you eat, not before. It can help with digestion and this way you don't fall victim to munchies if it's actually a side effect.

[Anonymous No.14082150]

>>14081671
Buy creatine and GNC and mix 1-2 tbps in a quart of sugar water. Drink a fuck ton of it. This will help water down your piss but the excess sugar and creatine in your system will be converted to creanine (indicator to drug test companies look for to check for watered down/fake piss).
Take some B12 to add color back (careful not to take too much or it will turn neon green). That's how use your own organs to make fake piss.

[Anonymous No.14082155]

>>14081896
It does for heavy daily users. But it's not nearly as bad as what happens to alcoholics.

[Anonymous No.14082160]

>>14081190
I quit cold turkey and the closest I came to having a craving was I got bored cause I didn't have any pot to smoke.

[Anonymous No.14082162]

>>14082155
>It does for heavy daily users
I've never seen this.

[Anonymous No.14082163]

>>14082146
well yeah but what if I want to get high with the intention of enjoying a meal, I guess the only guidelines for that is wait a bit after smoking it to give your taste buds a chance to recover their senses back

but yeah if you're not smoking with the specific intention to eat then avoid it because eating does decrease the high

[Anonymous No.14082165]

>>14082163
You should be able to enjoy a meal without getting high, anon..

I smoke a lot but it's really not a good idea to get high and eat.

[Anonymous No.14082170]

>>14082130
There are a lot of places on earth where you can be really heavily fined in a criminal procedure or even go to jail even for possessing a small amount for personal consumption.

[Anonymous No.14082175]

>>14082165
where are you inferring this shit from all I am asking is particular foods people have eaten while high and enjoyed very much why are you assuming I need to get high to eat, I'm just trying to think of a meal that would be enhanced in a particular way by the effects of cannabis

[Anonymous No.14082177]

>>14082170
Also, forgot to add, there was no testing, he was fired for fucking up logistics of a really important party of goods, while being high and getting caught being high. Was told to just leave here and there or he would be completely fucked.

[Anonymous No.14082185]

>>14082170
yeah those places sound backasswards, I'm really glad I don't live there.
It's legal where I live.

>>14082175
I'm saying this because it's really a bad habit, anon. Wanting to do that at all is wasting your weed. It kills your buzz and then you just have to smoke more.

[Anonymous No.14082187]

>>14082177
Well, depending on the job, I don't think people should get high at work. Like construction workers shouldn't be high at work.. but like.. if you answer emails for a living it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.14082191]

>>14082162
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3037578/
It's not a big deal but it's not nothing either. Anecdotally I've seen many people claim that they felt like a fog was lifted from their minds after quitting heavy use.

[Anonymous No.14082199]

>>14082191
I only ever heard Jason Ellis say that when he stopped smoking, he felt the fog lift thing.. but that guys a retarded meat head so I don't really find him credible.

Also marijuana doesn't do shit to your motor skills. I can't take that article seriously.

I'm not even trying to say that weed is amazing and good for you because it's not. But this stuff sounds like bullshit.

[Anonymous No.14082200]

>>14082175
Everything tastes better. Saltine crackers taste like manna from heaven. I remember eating a bag of fucking disgusting pizza chips and loving the whole thing even though they were so gross sober.

[Anonymous No.14082202]

>>14082185
it's not like I am puffing it before every little thing I do, but when friday night roles around and I am sitting there with a big steaming plate of homemade spaghetti bolognese with parmesan cheese and a glass of wine it sounds like a nice idea to get a nice high going and leisurely lap it up while staring out over the sunset and think about how good it is to be able to enjoy such a meal in such a way

[Anonymous No.14082204]

>>14082191
>>14082199
No, there's definitely a difference between daily use and non-daily use. Your brain really does go from weedmode to non-weedmode. Hung out with a dealers kid and crew in highschool, smoked that shit all day errday back in the day.

[Anonymous No.14082209]

>>14082080
He's pretty stupid for not growing illegally while smoking so much, the markups are fucking insane on pot.

[Anonymous No.14082225]

>>14082202
>it's not like I am puffing it before every little thing I do
I'm not saying that you are. You're being oddly defensive about this.

Do whatever you want but it's a shitty way to smoke weed.

[Anonymous No.14082229]

>>14082204
Yea there is a difference, you're using more of the drug compared to only using it sometimes, to not using it all.
But you could say that about any drug.

I smoke every day and my motor skills are fine.

[Anonymous No.14082233]

>>14082202
>leisurely lap it up
disgusting
you sound like a god damn slob

[Anonymous No.14082248]

>>14082225
>>14082233
haha what the fuck is going on here this must be what being cat called feels like

this fucking board man it cracks me up

[Anonymous No.14082251]

>>14082248
I don't think you know what cat calling is...

[Anonymous No.14082256]

>>14082251
hahaha shut up I'm talking to myself

[Anonymous No.14082267]

>>14082256
what a fucking retard holy shit.

[Anonymous No.14082410]

>>14082080
Did he get fired over it because he was high on the job and fucked something up, or because of a drug test? If he was otherwise competent and got fired for it arbitrarily, then it kind of is the system that's pushing him down

[Anonymous No.14082437]

Smoking weed just causes me to get really anxious. What if my mom suddenly called me and told me my dad was dead? If I were high I totally wouldn't be able to handle it mentally, and I'd have to go home and try to deal with it while being high. Which would also include driving. And what if I leave the stove on with something next to it that catches on fire and it burns my house down? When I'm high there are too many things to check and worry about. Honestly, I think anyone who smokes weed must be in school or be a complete loser with no responsibilities, because it makes you completely unable to manage your affairs and enhances your awareness of it. At least being drunk makes you not give a shit whether anything bad happens so your complete inability to be useful in a crisis doesn't bother you.

[Anonymous No.14082445]

>>14081042
Yes, sadly it can't remove my ass from this planet faster or it would be ever better.

[Anonymous No.14082454]

>>14082437
>it makes you completely unable to manage your affairs
Doesn't do that to everyone, just people like you who can't handle it.
Sounds like you don't need to smoke weed.

For people like me, it helps my anxiety and calms me down. It's not for everyone.

[Anonymous No.14082468]

>>14081090
>Weed smoker
>is chill
>wants to relax or go out and enjoy life
>tobacco smoker
>I NEED MY BREAK SO I CAN SMOKE MY LUNCH CIGARETTE
>EVERYONE CAN FUCK OFF UNTIL I HAD MY CIGARETTE
I swear to god you Cancer stick double niggers are more annoying that faggots who binge drink Coffee

[Anonymous No.14082478]

cigs, tobacco, alc, etc are fine as long as they are in moderation and you can quit anytime.
if you get addicted you are a weak minded bitch.

[Anonymous No.14082479]

>>14082468
God this is so true

[Anonymous No.14082504]

>>14082175
literally anything, I eat pretty much whatever's in arms reach which is why I had to stop keeping junk food near my computer

[Anonymous No.14082505]

>>14080898
>DUDE WEED LMAO THREAD!

[Anonymous No.14082516]

>>14082437
yeah bro one time I crashed my bike literally no one should ever bike and if you do you are a retard

[Anonymous No.14082527]

>>14082175
back when i was in high school i got pretty high with friends and went to a burger place.
got a bacon cheeseburger and chili cheese fries. shit was heavenly.
marijuana to me at least enhances perception, and you just are able to notice new flavors that are normally quiet and get more satisfaction out of food.

[Anonymous No.14082606]

>>14082437
I sort of feel like I would be able to handle and process terrible news while stoned a lot better than sober

the problem is it makes em feel like just by saying that I'm jinxing it and by pointing out about me jinxing it will jinx it or I will get fucked in some way etc etc, bad paranoia and magical thinking with delusions of reference I guess, but I'm used to it