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Restaurant Stories Anonymous Sat May 9 19:22:49 2020 No.14060423 [Reply] [Original]

Hotels, Bars, Delivery and Supermarket stories welcome.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:27:31 2020 No.14060444 >>14060423 Yoooo hold me bros EYE AMM GOOOO NAAA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM !!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:31:53 2020 No.14060465 File: 49 KB, 700x415, 1525219681243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] same girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:37:23 2020 No.14060489 I have a interview Monday now that places are opening up wish me luck idk what to say its a hipster pizza restraunt but i hope i get the job

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:39:31 2020 No.14060497 >>14060423 right calf looks kinda gross, that cankle 2/10 would not bang

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:40:14 2020 No.14060503 >>14060489 Show up 5 min late and say that ur late because you saw a car with a trump sticker then had trouble finding a brick to throw through the windshield

Anonymous Sat May 9 19:43:25 2020 No.14060517
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>>14060423
>working at a Jewish run restaurant in South Florida
(Told the story of when it shut down in an earlier thread)
>there is a long drain in front of the line
>it’s not like other drains I’ve seen in other restaurants, it’s long and follows the entire line as opposed to being a couple small drains throughout
>one day there is a real foul foul odor coming from the drain
>after two days it becomes obvious something died in there
>cooks start complaining about the smell
>owner doesn’t do anything about it
>one day a cook has me get three gallons of bleach and some degreaser and empty it across the drain
>head starts hurting between the smell of bleach, degreaser and rotting animal flesh
>after I do this the cook and I go back out for a cigarette
>we go back inside and he has me do this again
>owners daughter that night is doing inventory and wonders why we used six gallons of bleach
>tell her about the smell and show her
>next day guy comes to remove the drains
>when he does he can’t find the source of the smell
> he calls another guy who comes with a small camera that is attached to a cable
>use the camera to look at the hole at the end of the drain that leads to the sewerage or however the fucking drains work
>there is, surprise, a rotting rat down there
>they suggest to the owner to shut it down for a few hours while they remove the rat carcass
>she refuses, not sure why business was slow, they could have afforded to close for a few hours
>they say whatever and begin the process of extracting the rat while the cooks are cooking right next to guys doing the work
>between the rat, old grease that was trapped and blocked by the rat the smell is god awful
>when they take the carcass out it fucking breaks and spills all over the floor
>cook throws up right then and there but thankfully gets it in the drain

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:44:27 2020 No.14060522 >>14060489 Where do you live? What state? Here in Cali shits not opening back up yet

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:45:52 2020 No.14060531 >>14060522 Iowa

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:47:33 2020 No.14060540 >>14060503 I was gonna show up shirtless and show them my anarchy tattoo i got when i was 14 then

Anonymous Sat May 9 19:49:09 2020 No.14060542

>>14060517
>they keep the drains removed and since it was not like a normal drain a lot of grease and old mop water and shit is just there not going down into the hole or whatever
>the owners daughter asks me to catch up on dishes and then get some sponges, bleach, degreaser and scrub the drains out by hand to get it cleaned since it had a foul odor still attached to it
>say I will
>drag ass on the dishes
>when she leaves for a break I just put the drains back on
>the other cook laughs because he knew I basically said fuck that and did not clean that shit
>since I didn’t clean it it still smelled like vomit and grease and the smell of the rat was still there
Few weeks later was when the place shut down.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:49:35 2020 No.14060546 >>14060540 Then not mention the swastika i have on my knee

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:50:21 2020 No.14060547 >>14060423 God I wish our women dressed like actual, fucking women still.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:50:37 2020 No.14060549 >>14060517 Was this is delray Boynton or boca?

Anonymous Sat May 9 19:52:58 2020 No.14060555
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>>14060423
>Welcome to Olive Garden, looks like the wait is-
>I'm a member
>Flashes the ol gold card
>I'll have the Chef's best
>nod towards the table set in the lobby and snap
>3 bus boys immediately run out and replace the table cloth, light candles, and dim the lights in the entire building.
>Cell phone flashlights light up the restaurant like fireflies on a tuscan eve
>Bartender brings out his best wine then begins playing piano
>Chef brings out large piping hot pan of pasta
>Chef places the italian masterpiece before me and begins belting opera to accompany the piano
>As I finish my meal i whisper, "dessert"
>Hostesses and passable busboys take their place in front of my table
>You, i motion to the hostess with the mostess
>As I stand my chair and table are whisked away and a bathtub of spaghetti is carried out
>After our romp in flavor town i'm treated to a sponge bath
>My suit was dry cleaned during the passionate love making
>As I walk out, I am handed a VHS copy of my dessert
>it pays to be a member ;)

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:54:32 2020 No.14060562 >>14060549 Aventura

Anonymous Sat May 9 19:56:06 2020 No.14060567

>>14060555
I was hooking uo with this chinese girl that was a waitress at olive garden and we went there cuz she got 50 percent off then after we were about to fuck in her jeep and she stopped me from fucking her and said she had the clap but it would clear in a week so i just fingered her and never called her again

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:57:16 2020 No.14060572 >>14060562 Ew too close to miami yuck

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:59:10 2020 No.14060581 >>14060572 Looks more like a NYC waitress hoar.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:59:14 2020 No.14060582 >Go to McDonalds >Store bitch is mopping Lobby >Name tag ends in berg >Immediately go to bathroom and shit on floor, take one wipe to get most of it, throw to at mirror >Leave without buying anything

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:59:36 2020 No.14060585 >>14060572 Miami>Broward>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Key West>>>>>> Palm Beach County

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 20:04:12 2020 No.14060597 >>14060497 you don't know what a cankle is. I assume you're talking about calf definition, which is the opposite of a cankle, though in different parts of the calf

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 20:04:21 2020 No.14060598 >>14060585 Pbc is based

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>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 20:05:51 2020 No.14060604 >>14060503 I was five minutes late to a crap a place with teh excuse that I jumped some nigger's car in the parking lot. got hired. it was true, though, and it was ralphs so I with my zero qualifications for any job I was already overqualified

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 20:07:11 2020 No.14060609 >>14060517 the one where people didnt show up because their pay was delayed by 3 days every week because of the fuck-up son of the owners?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 20:07:57 2020 No.14060611 >>14060609 Same place

Anonymous Sat May 9 20:10:40 2020 No.14060628
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>>14060423
>go get groceries with gf
>tell I have to go to the bathroom
>actually go buy cookies from their bakery, walk outside, eat them
>go back to gf
>she doesn't even know

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 20:12:20 2020 No.14060635 >>14060602 Space marines are for fags

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 20:27:39 2020 No.14060686 File: 42 KB, 400x458, 1578605866990.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14060555 >and passable busboys take their place in front of my table

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 20:38:57 2020 No.14060721 >>14060540 >>14060546 Nice, I'd hire you. But then I'd probably fire you within the first three days cuz I fire idiots on a whim all the time. It's pretty killer being the boss.

Anonymous Sat May 9 20:40:47 2020 No.14060726
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>working at local mexican restaurant
>cook fails to get days off for daughter's birthday
>unplugs all of the ovens and yanks the plugs off the wire
>quits
>manager wants us to utilize residual heat to make as much food as possible
>show up to work to foreclosure sign
>manager never paid us for last week and went awol
>never heard of him again

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 20:54:38 2020 No.14060784 File: 86 KB, 728x721, mmmm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14060628 Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 20:56:31 2020 No.14060789 >>14060465 Imagine having your parents pay all that money for plastic surgery only for you to work at fucking McDonalds.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 20:57:25 2020 No.14060792 File: 32 KB, 851x315, 703567_455800804456196_984037771_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14060784 Perfection girl is Milla Jovovitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 20:57:31 2020 No.14060793 >>14060726 based

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 20:58:38 2020 No.14060799 >>14060789 They probably have a lot of money in the first place so just want their dumb kids away from them.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 21:03:14 2020 No.14060818 >>14060555 lol. nice digits

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 21:04:30 2020 No.14060826 File: 482 KB, 1000x1926, 1456467320780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14060628 D E V I L I S H

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 21:36:50 2020 No.14060968 >>14060721 Pls dont i show up every shift on time and do all thats asked

Anonymous Sat May 9 21:45:43 2020 No.14061007

>>14060968

>Show up on time
>Best busser they ever had
>Was #1 server for a few months, consistently top 5 or 10
>We're gonna look into getting you into management
>We're looking I promise
>Meanwhile the people I trained are getting into management and the people who started 3 months ago are already on track to be manager

Glad I noped out of there before COVID

Anonymous Sat May 9 21:47:37 2020 No.14061017

>>14060555

Everyone knows that an evening at Red Lobster is no small affair. I press my jeans, put on my finest hair product, and drench myself in a musky cologne. Hell, I may even shine up my wing tipped shoes, for I am going to Red Lobster. I strut through the door with my finest lady on my arm and throw up two fingers to the Hostess. I glide past the lobster tank with ease knowing that yet again I will not be eating a red lobster at Red Lobster (who would). I take a seat and before the waiter asks us for our drinks I request 20 cheddar bay biscuits. It's such a bold move that music stops, glasses clink, and everyone in a 5 yard radius gasps in disbelief/shock. Even my company gives me a look of concern. The waiter says " s..sir are you sure?". I don't sweat one bit and I tell that waiter to step and make with the cbb's. he comes back with three baskets filled with biscuits (7 in 2 and 6 in another). I thank the waiter. Then I go straight baller!!!! I'm pounding biszcuits left and right. Smashing them in old dudes faces, rubbing them between my ladies titties, telling the waiter to fuck off. I cause a ruckus, only get cbb's, don't pay a dime, and leave with my girl plus three more.That's generally what happens every time I go to Red Lobster, I've gotten banned from 33 locations.

Anonymous Sat May 9 21:48:53 2020 No.14061023
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>>14060423
I worked at McDonalds years ago and was sleeping with about eight of my female coworkers at the same time and they somehow didn't know. I didn't even try to hide it. I ended up quitting once it got aired out because it made work really awkward.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 21:54:35 2020 No.14061049 >>14060465 I got something to put in that open mouth of hers.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 21:56:19 2020 No.14061062 >>14061023 Those are qts, those used to be sold on Canal street in NYC. It's cruel shit doing that to turtle bros.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 21:59:14 2020 No.14061077 >>14061007 Assuming that you aren't overestimating your skill, they'll definitely try to milk you for all they can if you're actually reliable. Too many people in restaurants are retards.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 21:59:34 2020 No.14061079 >>14060789 Truth be told McDonald's outside of america is much much better and is basically what it used to be in the 80s. Still food service, but pay and treatment is leagues above our third world shithole

Anonymous Sat May 9 22:00:48 2020 No.14061083

>>14061077

I was senior busser who trained everyone and took care of pretty much everything. And when I became server we had metrics to gauge everything. But since I don't sell drugs to the AGM or sleep with him I guess it doesn't matter all that much.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:00:52 2020 No.14061084 >>14061079 I live in Japan and they still make minimum wage here.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:03:05 2020 No.14061091 >>14061083 Yeah then they were just sticking you in the dead end zone because you were dependable. Not really much you can do but threaten to leave, which I guess you did.

Anonymous Sat May 9 22:06:23 2020 No.14061105
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Working in a Hotel Bar/Restaurant was definitely some of the most fun (as well as most stressed) memories I've had while working in that field.
Fucking people trying to kill themselves, watching couples go from in love to beating one another, finding drugs in the handicap bathrooms, wedding parties spilling all over themselves, etc. I didn't even work in a seedy area or for a bad chain (it were a Holliday Inn), but shit like that was common for a busy weekend.

Also the most based part of the job considering I had to close the bar and restaurant down at around 2am were all the times I would fry up some tendies and fries and cook myself a meal before leaving for the night (as well as swiping some bevs too). Shit was so fucking cash.

Anonymous Sat May 9 22:08:08 2020 No.14061114

>>14061084
is there a higher rate of teenagers working there? in the US, I'd say there's 1 teenager per 4 adults.
I ask because minimum wage in the US is widely regarded as "a teenager making some pocket money" so a shit minimum wage is justified, vs the reality of many adults having no other options and that's what they're stuck with

Anonymous Sat May 9 22:09:00 2020 No.14061118

>>14061105

swiping food is the best part of being at a restaurant. My last gig was a small pizza place where the owner was king jew. Employees could only eat if they ordered half-off despite us throwing out pounds of tendies and other shit every night.

fuck that, I cook whatever I want before I close down

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:09:10 2020 No.14061119 >>14061084 >>14061114 also, what is minimum wage in USD?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:11:43 2020 No.14061125 >>14061119 $7.25/hr unless you are tipped then you get legally get paid $2/hr, of which if you don't make $7.25 in tips the owner has to equalize your pay (which usually doesn't happen)

Anonymous Sat May 9 22:15:50 2020 No.14061138

>>14061114
It's a mixture, just like the US. Obviously this is anecdotal, but I've lived both in big cities and rural areas where I had no problem finding work that wasn't fucking McDonalds. I had a friend who worked at one and the staff were either high school kids or lazy drug addicts.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:15:56 2020 No.14061139 >>14061125 in Japan? Idk if you only read that post, or if minimum wage in Japan is almost exactly the same as federally in the US

Anonymous Sat May 9 22:16:58 2020 No.14061144

>>14061118
Insanely based and correctpilled. I usually wouldn't with other places just cause I didn't care enough, but the hotel had me living there practically. They were so cheap they refused to hire a busser or additional server, so as the bartender, I did a bunch of running, serving, bussing, bartending, and room service mostly by myself from anywhere between 12 -15 hours.

I'm not complaining though. I was drunk all day, got excellent reviews from customers and staff, and would regularly cook food for myself on the clock in the wee hours of the morning. Motherfuckers should be able to get that feeling at least once in their life tbqh

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:18:17 2020 No.14061149 >>14061139 Not him, but just checked and 874 yen is apparently the current minimum wage. That's about 8.20 US.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:18:38 2020 No.14061151 >>14061139 reading is hard man I'm goin gto sleep

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:21:55 2020 No.14061163 >>14060555 >passable busboys what did he mean by this?

Anonymous Sat May 9 22:23:03 2020 No.14061167

>>14061151
sleep is good for you anon

>>14061149
thats still pretty crappy, assuming Japan also has pretty high cost-of-living. hopefully there will be some more people with anecdotal evidence(since that's pretty much all we can rely on) to add to >>14061138

I'm pretty wary of US fiscal politics at this point, but most of what you hear about in other countries is the absolute peak, and absolute shit comparisons

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:28:30 2020 No.14061175 >>14060547 There's an amish buffet about 40 minutes from where I live where all the women wears white blouses and black pencil skirts. They have very good fried chicken. Imagine KFC original recipe but not all fucked up because of corporate efficiency

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:28:52 2020 No.14061176 >>14060542 topkek man that place was so bad

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:29:44 2020 No.14061179 >>14060423 The owner/manager at my Chick Fil A is an old, fat African dude. He's hella nice though

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:30:59 2020 No.14061185 >>14061179 >A black dude running CFA fake news

Anonymous Sat May 9 22:32:11 2020 No.14061188
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>be me
>be little kid at grocery store with mom
>ask if i can get a candy bar
>she says "ok go get one"
>scamper off to the candy aisle and get my candy bar
>look around for mom and find her cart by the milk
>throw my candy bar in the seat for the little toddlers
>some random lady walks up to the cart
>i look up at her
>she down at me
>i turn my head and see mom by the eggs
>i grab the candy bar and scurry back to mom
>"i-i found the candy bar i want..."

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:33:11 2020 No.14061192 >>14061185 Well it's true nigga! A nigga was running the Chick Fil A! And you know what? Most of the employees was niggas!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:46:00 2020 No.14061234 >>14061188 What?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:50:08 2020 No.14061252 >>14061234 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:55:25 2020 No.14061263 >>14061252 Who?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:57:50 2020 No.14061273 >>14061234 Some random woman stole him from his mom. A reverse changeling if you will

Anonymous Sat May 9 22:58:42 2020 No.14061275
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>Few years ago i got a job to work as a chef in a Sushi bar inside a AYCE place
>Had another job lined up in a month with a family friend who was in the middle of renovating a restaurant so he sent me to the AYCE place to learn
>Some of the other workers were pretty good people, no drug addicts and whatnot
>Owner was also the head chef who worked in other restaurants
>Loves to show off but doesnt do much
>Over the next month i asked a few of my coworkers if they would like to have better hours and better pay at this new place i was going to go to soon
>Two of them agreed and quit not too long after to join me
>The place closed down a few weeks later because of high turnover
>Family Friends restaurant has a soft opening and when me and the other workers i poached came in, my boss from the other place was also there working as the head chef
>Find out that my Family Friend has a partner and he hired my old boss
>Awkwardness ensues and he's fucking pissed because he knew what i had done
>The people who i poached were let go not even two days in and replaced by my friends partner
>Quit two weeks later because of a power struggle between partners and the place closed down 4 weeks later

That was the first and last time i will ever work in a Restaurant

Anonymous Sat May 9 23:14:16 2020 No.14061335

>>14061275
Lol that’s funny. What did he say when he figured out what you did?
The food industry is pretty incestuous in the way that people bounce from place to place. I lived in a pretty big area of the country with 6 million + people over three counties. I worked in a couple mom and pop pizzerias that were owned by the same guys but they knew most of the other owners of mom and pop pizzerias in the tri-county area.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 23:17:24 2020 No.14061349 >>14061335 He said "funny seeing you guys here" in one of those slightly annoyed tones, it really was one of those things I wasn't expecting

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 23:25:35 2020 No.14061375 >>14061349 Yea that should have been you guys’ first sign to start looking for your next job.

Anonymous Sat May 9 23:34:25 2020 No.14061401
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>>14061062
I secretly love turtles, frogs and little lizards. I tell my friends animals are lame and that I don't care. Once I cried when I accidentally ran over a bunch of frogs in the road when it was raining.

Anonymous Sat May 9 23:55:32 2020 No.14061473

>>14061401
my cat that i had since i was 12 had a bloodclot that i guess cut off circulation to his legs, or at least caused his legs to stop working. we were told that even if if it was corrected, it was very lioable to happen again. so we had to have him put down. that same night I was driving uber and on my last ride I ran over a cat. I probably would have started crying if not for the passengers in the car

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 00:32:23 2020 No.14061607 >>14060968 Yeah, but you creep out the servers and eat food off of plates in the dishpit. It's unseemly. I'll give you another chance, kid, but straighten up and fly right. Got my eye on you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 00:55:19 2020 No.14061686 anyone ever have sex in a restaurant?

Anonymous Sun May 10 00:57:22 2020 No.14061698

>>14060423
pandemic's got the normies normieing and abnormal rates.

I was at the grocery store and they have a sentry there near the hand sanitizer and he also wipes down the cart handles after every use that's all he does and he tried to make me sanitize my hands and I told him I'm not touching the one object in the store every single person touches, namely, the pump of the hand sanitizer and when he tried to make me I told him his time would be better spent wiping off the toilet seat after very use because that's far more likely to spread germs even without a pandemic and I called him a toilet boy.

think I'm going to just order online

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 01:03:04 2020 No.14061714 >>14061686 I had sex in my car right behind the restaurant. I got head in the bathroom.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 01:14:19 2020 No.14061762 File: 24 KB, 480x480, last trip to flavortown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RIP Souplantation/Sweet Tomatoes >1978-2020 https://twitter.com/souplantation/status/1258867930311188481

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 01:15:49 2020 No.14061766 >>14061762 It's just a flu bro

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 01:16:19 2020 No.14061768 >>14061762 I never ate here. Was it just a salad place?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 01:16:50 2020 No.14061771 >>14061714 Enjoy your diseases.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 01:17:43 2020 No.14061774 >>14061768 It was a salad/soup buffet, actually pretty good. On rare occasions you'd have bacon bits or a chicken soup but it was mostly vegetarian. Their bakery was to die for.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 01:25:40 2020 No.14061800 >>14061766 It's going to kill almost all buffets for the duration. RIP Vegas.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 01:47:35 2020 No.14061869 >>14060567 Bro.....hope you didn't touch your face after

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 01:53:30 2020 No.14061885 >>14061175 bro, do you have any idea how filthy Amish women are? Why would you eat that?

Anonymous Sun May 10 01:59:11 2020 No.14061904

>>14061401
>>14061473
There was a husky or malamute that used to follow me around when I was a little kid, that big thing would have savaged anyone that tried anything on me at like 6 years old. I only had it for like a month, it was lost and we had to return it to its owners, it was the right thing to do.

Anonymous Sun May 10 01:59:18 2020 No.14061906

>>14061473
did the passengers say anything? I ran over a cat with my gf in the car. It was a really busy street during rush hour so I didn't stop (I slowed down and saw it in my review mirror trying to crawl off the road with its front legs and its back legs were a mangled mess so I assumed he was a goner). My gf was in the car and started screaming at me as if I did it on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:02:15 2020 No.14061912 >>14061906 You should have cooked it up on a grill as roadkill.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:05:42 2020 No.14061921 >>14061912 The owner was right there. It jumped out of her arms while she was standing right next to the road and yelled at me like I did something wrong

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:06:00 2020 No.14061923 >>14061906 It's just a stupid cat, you should have put rope on the corpse and dragged it from your car.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:06:45 2020 No.14061925 >>14061921 You should have smacked the bitch for thinking a cat is more important than you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:10:27 2020 No.14061935 Really, if some bitch is so stupid as to think that a cat is more important than a man then she deserves a smack or three.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:14:08 2020 No.14061943 >>14061923 >>14061925 >>14061935 I think I've found three people I'd rate as less important than a cat

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:16:33 2020 No.14061948 >>14061943 Have considered that your just a bitch that sucks up to women and cats?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:17:28 2020 No.14061951 >>14061935 Do not disrespect cats

Anonymous Sun May 10 02:19:03 2020 No.14061956

>>14061077
Oh fuck, I had forgotten about that, I had a " employee evaluation " when I worked for Aramark, and they said they were eyeing me for sous chef and yet I was "not putting in the extra work to qualify " I told them I would work more if they paid me more, and they bitched and moaned for a year till they gave me an extra $4 since I was the only non retarded person who could stay sober before clocking in and out.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:20:36 2020 No.14061961 >>14061951 There's nothing to respect about them. even terriers nail vermin better than lazy ass cats.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:26:22 2020 No.14061978 >>14061906 it was 3 drunk dudes, one was only concerned to make sure that it wasn't his dog that we hit, since we were on his street. the other two were just like "did we really just hit a cat?" but didnt seem concerned really

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:27:29 2020 No.14061980 >>14060423 Test.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:43:20 2020 No.14062013 >>14061961 You should not have vermin at all if your gross ass is not all keeping a home like Maosakis.

Anonymous Sun May 10 02:53:41 2020 No.14062043

We hired this cook that had a reputation as a drunk loser who was always late. Everytime they were about to fire him something would happen where they weren't able to anymore. Always on his phone or in the bathroom. Some funny stories about him include a time when he was going to prank another by putting their screwdriver in his butt but it got stuck and he had to go to the hospital to get it taken out? His gf apparently abused him as well.

Anyways im cooking lunch rush by myself which is no biggie but whenever I did need help he isn't there. Whatev, I know he's getting fired soon. After about forty minutes he finally comes out the bathroom. I'm all psyched cause now i can finally smoke. I got to tell him to get on the line and do his fucking job when he turns around with tears streaming in his eyes. He says something like "break ups suck for dudes to!"

God I hated him. The cook he replaced was from out of state. Apparently his gf broke up with him and he decided to move up here to move in with a friend. "I just packed up my dog and my gaming PC and drove away". He's really really really obsessed with league of legends. He's quiet but is a good worker for the first few weeks then starts getting weird. He calls out because he has pink eye so we have to cover his shifts. He then calls out because he couldn't see with his pink eye and ate "rotten cheese". Then he calls out because his dog wouldn't take a shit before he left for work. Dude seriously said in the scheduling/messaging app we all use "sorry guys I don't have a lot going on for me at the moment and my dog is all I have" so we finally fired the poor guy and I still wonder if he really did just have an extremely shitty streak of bad luck or if he just couldn't tear himself away from LoL

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 03:31:36 2020 No.14062152 >>14061948 Yes, and I found it to be unlikely. Have you considered that you are an impotent keyboard warrior who talks bigger than he acts and couldn't road haul a cat or smack a woman if his miserable, pathetic life depended on it?

Anonymous Sun May 10 03:33:54 2020 No.14062159

>>14061698
I'm a doctor, and I know this feel. People running around in facemasks (which they touch constantly) hassling you about the two-metre rule, and yet getting their grimy paws on everything. Or wearing gloves but, of course, not changing them each time they touch something, just wearing the same pair all day. And then touching their face with said pair of gloves. It's an ocean of worried, patronizing imbeciles, none of whom seem to be indoors somehow.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 03:39:01 2020 No.14062171 >>14062159 thank god we're all stocked up on toilet paper, that'll kill COVID in its tracks

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 03:41:02 2020 No.14062177 >>14062171 When you run out of TP just take a shower, it's cleaner anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 03:42:40 2020 No.14062183 >>14062171 I wipe my arse with the fastidiousness that you would expect from my profession, so I already have a plan B in place if the shit hits the pun: >>14062177

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 03:42:46 2020 No.14062184 >>14062159 Aren't the mucus membranes in eyes a vector as well? That makes the masks useless. Idiots should be wearing goggles around.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 03:43:25 2020 No.14062188 >>14062183 Plan B? That's for pregnant bitches.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 03:47:08 2020 No.14062200 >>14062184 We'd all be wearing hazmat suits in an ideal world. Or, you know, just staying indoors.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 03:48:03 2020 No.14062202 >>14062200 but muh economy

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 03:51:25 2020 No.14062207 File: 416 KB, 1024x768, alucard1024x2bn4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14062200 I hazmatted your mum last night.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 03:51:49 2020 No.14062208 >>14062202 I wouldn't be surprised if they just lift lockdown and let the hospitals get overrun -- once they realise how much the economy will suffer if lockdown continues.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 03:52:51 2020 No.14062211 >>14062207 I hope you washed your hands afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 03:53:28 2020 No.14062212 >>14062043 For the inexperienced stories like these wouldn’t seem real but people like this really exist.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 04:06:21 2020 No.14062251 >>14061007 To Quote Dilbert: Management is where you put the incompetents in the place they're the least susceptible to do any damage.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 04:10:41 2020 No.14062268 >>14061017 I know this is pasta, but this is the first time I've read it, and was expecting another ending. give thanks to the chef.

Anonymous Sun May 10 04:15:46 2020 No.14062280

>work as pizza delivery guy
>4th of july 2018
>deliver to this house
>guy is confused but then realizes that his neighbor must have bought him the pizza
>dont really care just want him to sign the receipt
>he then reveals to the me the reason why he's getting this pizza
>his son died
>I'm just on autopilot and when he gives me back the receipt I tell him to have a good day and I walk away
>he gives me this very weak thanks

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 04:39:26 2020 No.14062333 >>14060444 I would give you gold if I wasn't poor

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 04:52:00 2020 No.14062356 >>14062211 Of course, I respect healthy boundrys.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 04:55:31 2020 No.14062363 >>14060582 >-berg what do you have against swedes?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 05:05:51 2020 No.14062380 >>14062356 You have to make another joke, not just agree and mis-spell 'boundaries'.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 05:12:06 2020 No.14062385 >>14062152 Smacking a bitch isn't nice, regardless of whether you can or not you shouldn't.

Anonymous Sun May 10 05:17:49 2020 No.14062396

>>14062184
they are but the thing is the facemasks are not for your protection, they're for everyone elses' because when you breathe you can spread that shit easily and a mask cuts that down a lot. The powers that be don't tell you that though because if they did nobody would wear them because masks are annoying and people are selfish

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 05:37:11 2020 No.14062438 >>14060465 She became kinda internet famous after someone posted her pictures, and I agree that she is pretty cute.And I believe it's the same girl, but she sure as hell doesn't look like she would have legs like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 05:46:31 2020 No.14062456 >>14060547 No such thing. Men wore dresses before pants were invented. Clothing is not genetic. You're a stupid faggot with no perspective.

Anonymous Sun May 10 05:59:31 2020 No.14062487

>>14061144
>>14061118
I'm so glad that I work in a restaurant that let's us cook whatever the fuck we want, whenever the fuck we want. Hell, sometimes they take shit the Mexican cooks make for themselves and make it a special the next day. The only time they charge is for stuff from teh cooler they buy in, like FIJI water and if ya HAVE to take food home, it's 50% off. I can get a 12USD burger for 5 or 6 dollary doos

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 06:14:13 2020 No.14062516 >>14062396 Actually, they are for your protection as well, but only against people coughing and sneezing within two metres of you. The overwhelming majority of people will catch it by touching contaminated surfaces.

Anonymous Sun May 10 06:20:23 2020 No.14062535
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>Inbetween jobs
>Take the 1st shit I can
>Hired for 200 seat sports bar as a cook
>Shittiest cleaning procedures I've ever seen
>They refused to pay for laundry services so they would just toss rags and aprons in the dish machine
>Rags that gets cruddy during the day were tossed in a bucket of sanitizer
>They had about 20-30 ratty rags between 8 cooks
>Mops were also tossed in sanitizer and steamed off in the mop sink
>'trainer', who basically just made you look at the binder full of recipes would 'quiz' you by looking for them
>Wouldn't show you a 2nd time and if you asked him, he got mad
>Couldn't multitask so gets mad as fuck if you ask him to clarify his mumbles
>Oh yeah, he had high functioning autism
>Inevitably run out of rags one night and shittily wash rags
>Gets triggered I'm not doing exactly what I said in the order he said
>Forever shit talks me as if I can't hear his loud ass whispering
>People believe him because he's been there longer of course
>Actually told by the manager, however, I'm doing much more work than I need to and should just do the bear minimum
>The manager said that
>quit within 2 weeks

I have never eaten at that place and never will. I even tell people not to just because of the rag situation

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 06:35:03 2020 No.14062568 >>14061118 Everywhere I've ever worked, BOH has been allowed to cook/eat whatever they want, within reason (no steaks, lobster tails or other shit like that, but any kind of pasta/chicken/salad-type dish is fine). FOH has to pay for food though.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 07:00:23 2020 No.14062625 >>14062516 corona don't make you sneeze bro

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 07:07:04 2020 No.14062635 >>14060547 This is a recent photo, you just need to get out more.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 07:20:09 2020 No.14062664 >>14061023 >sleeping with about eight of my female coworkers at the same time There are only seven days in a week, how did you work this magic?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 07:23:00 2020 No.14062668 >>14061114 >minimum wage in the US is widely regarded as "a teenager making some pocket money" What? No. Minimum wagie faggots expect to be able to support families on minimum wage, hence the 15$/hr min wage in many locations.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 07:27:05 2020 No.14062678 >>14061607 >eat food off of plates in the dishpit There's literally nothing wrong with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 07:27:15 2020 No.14062680 >>14062456 shut up, you fucking cunt. chicks are better looking in women's office clothing. undebateable fact.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 07:30:49 2020 No.14062689 File: 102 KB, 550x825, 1369285748105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14062680 Modesty is a virtue for a reason

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 07:37:16 2020 No.14062700 >>14060602 >laughs in dark eldar

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 07:38:28 2020 No.14062703 >>14061923 Found the insect.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 07:39:32 2020 No.14062706 >>14060789 If McDonald's pays even half of what they do their employees in the states, then on most nations that's a pretty good living.

Anonymous Sun May 10 07:45:41 2020 No.14062721
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>>14060423
One just happened to me lads.
>go to mcdicks I work at for breakfast cus nothing at home
>homeless hotspot in a shit part of my city
>get my stuff, walk out the door
>literally pic fucking related blocks my path
>hey man spare some change?
>sorry mate don't carry cash
>he holds out a handful of coins
>pick one.
>wierded out but whatever, guess he's trying to be charitable or something
>take a penny
>he says one more
>take a quarter
>looks at me like I kicked his daughter
>asks me if I'm blind
>lolwut.jpg
>he says he wants to show me something and walks inside
>disgonbgud.webm
>he asks a girl to get the manager, he sounds pissed
>she goes and gets another person because managers busy, old woman in her 80s
>dude starts going off about Bin Laden and Hussein being the same person, not really dead and hiding out in fucking Ft Worth
>internally losing it
>old woman just stares as he goes on
>he asks if anyone lives here
>thisisamcdonalds.vtf
>biddy tels him I work there which floors him
>asks if I own the joint
>I ask if they want me to call the cops because the dudes off his tits
>he flips out, stammers on about ft worth for a moment, then stumbles out yelling Noone Lives Here
>manager finally shows up as he leaves asking what the hell happened
>implying I know myself
Haven't slept all damn night, but that sure woke me up

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 07:49:39 2020 No.14062729 >>14060423 I haven't been to a fast food place in ages, since when are they wearing skirts

Anonymous Sun May 10 07:52:51 2020 No.14062739

>>14062668
Used to be that you could support yourself and a family on minimum wage, which was the point.
Then of course shit got fucked up. I don't blame people for wanting a living wage, it sucks to work two or three jobs to almost get what one used to give you. I just wish they would recognize the reasons why it doesn't and address those issues rather than demand a solution that will only make the situation worse.

Anonymous Sun May 10 07:58:56 2020 No.14062762

>>14062739
>it sucks to work two or three jobs to almost get what one used to give you
This is societies way of telling you that you are a worthless piece of shit incapable of more responsibility than a 14 yr. old. You should have kept your old job faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 08:08:48 2020 No.14062789 >>14062689 This picture is just way too fucking hot

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 08:36:20 2020 No.14062840 >>14062689 I think he's sporting a package between those legs.

Anonymous Sun May 10 08:40:24 2020 No.14062844
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The only time in a couple years of being a manager that I raised my voice in anger was,

>GM of slow Papa Johns
>super short staffed, it’s in my last two weeks so I don’t really give a fuck but I’m open-close seven days a week
>owner insists on hiring this one guy I rejected like a month ago for being sketchy af and clearly a meth head
>in his initial interview he stated that his wife had kidnapped him recently to Arizona and so he got a job here in Texas at a gas station but got fired for stealing money from the tills, “but it wasn’t much”
>says he trained at this very Papa Johns when it opened even though he said he was in Arizona, blatant lie
>says he’s a “master” of cutting pizzas
>Thursday night, raining, TNF, busy af, training some 16 year old on his first hour of his first job and we’re behind as fuck on everything
>he actually ends up ok and I can leave him alone (I mean we have fucking pictures and didactic panels telling you each fucking step of making the pizzas it’s not fucking rocket appliances)
>soon the volume of calls increases when it should be dying down
>:thonk:.png
>complaint after complaint that people’s pizzas are wrong /and/ uncut
>drivers of course don’t bother to check the box
>watch pizza cutter guy, he’s got three pizzas, looks around, cuts one, then puts the other two in boxes uncut
>flabbergasted
>speak with him about it, he says he was stressed, like dude asks drivers for help or some shit
>chew out the drivers for being fuckups and make them take out the remakes
>go to grab some shit from the walk-in, see new master cutter messing with the settings on the conveyor oven
>already annoyed, it’s immediately converted to rage
>rip him off of it and change it back, ask what the fuck he was doing
>”oh I was just slowing it down cuz I had too many pizzas to cut, that’s why they went out wrong boss”
>tell him to get the fuck out and if he has the balls to come back to get his check I’ll be impressed

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 08:42:37 2020 No.14062849 >>14062844 Nigga... it's just Papa John's

Anonymous Sun May 10 08:44:53 2020 No.14062855
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>>14062664
It wasn't like a schedule thing. Some days went by where I didn't sleep with any of them. But usually it'd be whoever I got off at the same time as. Though sometimes I worked overnights and we'd do it then while the manager went outside to smoke a joint. Then there was one I regularly went to the gym with, and we'd go back to my place afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 09:06:20 2020 No.14062905 >>14062849 Yeah that’s why I quit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 09:09:33 2020 No.14062911 >>14060465 What in the fucking christ is this abomination

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 09:18:57 2020 No.14062928 >>14060555 $500? So poor. Can’t even order seafood or lasagna. Only build a pasta

Anonymous Sun May 10 09:24:59 2020 No.14062943

I lost my shitty low paying job years back now and to bridge the gap I took a waitstaff job at a motorsport event. It was a huge VIP marquee, and guests had paid big money to be right near the track, and they had buffet food at lunchtime that was next-level quality. Unlimited bottles of beer and wine and energy drinks from help yourself fridges.

With the hot weather the patrons were laying on the grass getting wasted and would just give you a 20 if you went and got them another bottle of wine as they couldn't be bothered doing it themselves. After the guests had their lunch we got to have ours from the same buffet and it wasn't even scraps, each day they made far too much.

At the end of the week I had as much cash from tips as I did from the work, was given extra by the employer for working so hard and they let me take home two crates of beer and a fuckload of energy drinks. How the fuck they turned a profit I don't know but it was a decent little earner.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 09:43:08 2020 No.14062992 >>14062844 >imagine not smoking meth at your papa job fukken top kek, imagining someone flat out tell you that they were fired from their gas station job because they were stealing from the till xdddddd

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 09:57:51 2020 No.14063029 >>14061144 I used to put the continental breakfast together alone in the early morning. I ate so many fucking yogurt cups and cinnamon rolls.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 09:58:31 2020 No.14063032 >>14062625 I didn't say it did. But if you happen to sneeze (e.g., due to bright lights, hayfever, mischievous feathers), it can aerosolize.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 09:58:55 2020 No.14063034 >>14061185 An African import might actually be able to pull it off, depending on his stock.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 09:59:30 2020 No.14063037 >>14062911 la goblina plastica de corea

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 10:10:30 2020 No.14063060 >>14061923 literal lol t. kitteh lover

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 10:15:43 2020 No.14063071 >>14062200 covid shills are getting the rope when the bottom falls out of this whole rotten enterprise, you should plan accordingly

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 10:16:53 2020 No.14063074 >>14062280 Fuck, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 10:22:40 2020 No.14063093 >>14061800 after a few years of vegas buffets, you learn to just get the prime rib and crab legs, and skip the rest of the buffet until desert. then you learn to just go to a steakhouse and order prime rib, crab legs and desert.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 10:39:08 2020 No.14063161 >>14063071 How can you shill covid? It's not a product, and you don't get paid to talk about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 10:40:09 2020 No.14063164 >>14062943 Racing is big money. I have no idea the mechanism behind it, but lots of sponsors and teams paying beaucoup bucks for this extravagance.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 10:51:00 2020 No.14063206 >>14060555 Checked. Outstanding post

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 10:51:27 2020 No.14063209 >>14062535 That’s fucking foul.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 10:57:09 2020 No.14063226 >>14062721 Why would you give that man that much free time?

Anonymous Sun May 10 12:19:02 2020 No.14063467

>>14063161
>How can you shill covid? It's not a product
Lol, do you not realise how much money there is in everything around Covid-19? How many billions of cash are being made available for treatments, vaccines, protective gear, people implementing measurements decided by government/health organizations etc?
It very much is a massive business if you're in the right spot.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:21:47 2020 No.14063480 >>14063467 >Sacrificing your population and economy to make a quick buck on face masks you aren't smart are you?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:25:24 2020 No.14063498 >>14063480 Yeah the company making those masks is definitely sacrificing something; the fuck are you on about. This is about Covid being a multi billion dollar business, not what some government makes of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:25:28 2020 No.14063499 >>14063467 I don't know about you, but nobody's paying me to talk about something that's destroying the economy.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:27:11 2020 No.14063505 >>14063467 i get healthy skepticism but the whole 'covid is a lie' thing is just willful idiocy

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:28:51 2020 No.14063513 >>14060517 Kino

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:28:56 2020 No.14063515 >>14063498 you can make money off anything. There are child pedophile lawyers, divorce lawyers, gunsmiths, heroine dealers Saying you can make money off COVID is saying the sky is blue what the fuck dude

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:33:13 2020 No.14063534 >>14061188 Cute desu

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:43:27 2020 No.14063567 >>14063515 heroin

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:47:54 2020 No.14063579 >>14063567 is pretty based

Anonymous Sun May 10 12:48:53 2020 No.14063581

>>14062943
The probably have a bunch of agreements with the beer and energy drink companies to get the shit cheap for marketing, combined with the actual food cost being lower than you'd think. Large-scale catering tends to have most of its on-going costs in labor.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:50:52 2020 No.14063593 >>14063505 I never said it's a lie, I merely pointed out that there's partys involved which stand to gain from this. That's the case for most events; this is not about tinfoil hats.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:51:36 2020 No.14063596 >>14063593 I'm not being paid to post about covid, are you?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:57:36 2020 No.14063625 >>14063596 I'm not doing professional lobby work, no.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 13:17:17 2020 No.14063692 >>14063625 Great, me neither.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 13:28:19 2020 No.14063738 >>14061125 Lol I live in Cali our minimum wage is $15.00. Get fucked flyover.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 13:29:48 2020 No.14063746 >>14061188 wholesome

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 13:31:17 2020 No.14063750 >>14063738 >Federal min wage your hippy state can do whatever they want at $15/hr, doesn't much matter because rent starts at $3000/month over there and all you have to eat are $10 avocado sandwiches, shut the fuck up commie

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 13:33:38 2020 No.14063761 >>14063750 >Muh rent muh housing Just get a real job. Sorry your farm is getting reclaimed from the bank.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 13:39:21 2020 No.14063788 >>14061079 No it's not. Here in germany it's trash also and everybody who works there that isn't the manager is laughed at.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 13:46:12 2020 No.14063816 File: 83 KB, 480x287, 1556407275834.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14060628 too good

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 14:11:56 2020 No.14063947 File: 9 KB, 288x175, pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14062844 >Shit founder >Shit ingredients >Shit pizza >Papa Shit Johns

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 14:13:28 2020 No.14063957 >>14060465 lol what a retarded looking person. it literally looks like shes saying "durrrr"

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 14:14:02 2020 No.14063967 >>14062844 >tell him to get the fuck out and if he has the balls to come back to get his check I’ll be impressed yep that's a lawsuit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 14:24:47 2020 No.14064034 >>14061125 >this is federal law Daily reminder that any retard that believes this is being done in practice anywhere in the US is a retard

Anonymous Sun May 10 14:27:45 2020 No.14064047

>>14064034
>Daily reminder that any retard that believes this is being done in practice anywhere in the US

https://www.paycor.com/resource-center/minimum-wage-by-state

My state does it and I have been in jobs that pay federal minimum or barely 50 cents away from fed minimum. Just because your dad's yacht club doesn't pay minimum doesn't mean other places don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 14:30:58 2020 No.14064064 File: 59 KB, 600x760, 1585327513711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14060628

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 14:37:22 2020 No.14064088 >>14060517 >>cook throws up right then and there but thankfully gets it in the drain based drain

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 14:39:05 2020 No.14064094 >>14060582 Incredibly based holy shit

Anonymous Sun May 10 14:53:06 2020 No.14064156
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>>14061401
I saved a toad from being run over with a lawnmower today.
>>14061686
Yeah, like I said. When I worked overnights at McDonalds, I'd have sex with one of my coworkers in the stock room.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 14:55:28 2020 No.14064167 >>14063226 For the free entertainment, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 15:05:02 2020 No.14064238 >>14063515 >child pedophile lawyers, divorce lawyers, gunsmiths, heroine dealers one of these things is not like the others

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 15:05:57 2020 No.14064244 >>14064238 yeah, divorce lawyers have been pretty based honestly. I can't throw them under the bus like that

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 15:08:54 2020 No.14064262 >>14061079 >Truth be told McDonald's outside of america is much much better Yeah, because there's no niggers

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 15:12:22 2020 No.14064281 >>14064244 indeed, wouldn't want to be anti-semitic now would we?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 15:12:30 2020 No.14064282 >>14062928 you also get unlimited salad and breadsticks and soups I'd go everyday for life

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 15:13:32 2020 No.14064295 >>14060567 WOW that took a violent turn

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 15:14:45 2020 No.14064304 >>14061079 >Truth be told McDonald's outside of america is much much better and is basically what it used to be in the 80s. can confirm >>14064262 >Yeah, because there's no niggers can confirm

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 15:59:47 2020 No.14064542 >>14062568 What do those analogies mean?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 16:00:55 2020 No.14064550 >>14064542 you fucked up every part of that post so hard I don't even want to answer

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 16:01:04 2020 No.14064551 >>14064542 do you mean acronyms?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 16:16:30 2020 No.14064613 >>14064542 Back of House Front of House

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 16:20:53 2020 No.14064646 >>14060572 cringe >>14060585 based and south-FL-pilled

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 16:28:53 2020 No.14064670 >>14061762 I'm unironically gonna miss it. Haven't been in years, since I left the US, but I was looking forward to going back. I've never really seen any other soup/salad/bread buffets.

Anonymous Sun May 10 16:38:21 2020 No.14064701

Used to work at a electronics store that shared a parking lot with Chuck E Cheese
I knew the manager and he would constantly ask me for help when the games went down because it would take corporate at least two weeks to get stuff fixed
That place was hell on Earth.
Divorced parents would often set that place as a meeting ground to exchange kids. There would be so many fights. Cops there all the time.
They also served beer. Drunk parents stumbling around being obnoxious. There was a how hard can you hit punching bag game with a camera purposely set up on it. It was comedy gold.
And the little bratty kids. Manager would call me up to fix a game and I would get there only to find it was broke because a kid barfed half eaten pizza all over it.
When it shut down for the night though, sometimes the manager would let me "test" the games and let me have leftover pizza for fixing that shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 16:40:26 2020 No.14064712 >>14064701 uh huh, and did you repair the animatronics?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 16:44:14 2020 No.14064731 >>14064701 >sometimes the manager would let me "test" the games Chuckie is such a mixed bag, either the games will be the most baby braindead shit ever or for no goddamn reason the GM will be super based and have afterburner climax and F-Zero AX

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 16:49:07 2020 No.14064764 >>14060555 >the aristocrats, /ck/ edition

Anonymous Sun May 10 17:13:05 2020 No.14064865

>>14062043
sort of similar story
>work at local pizza place as cook
>everyone is chill
>guy who looks homeless applies for job
>owner hires him out of pity
>works one shift as dishwasher then doesn't show up again
>like a week later comes in
>not to work but hits up everyone for cash
>nobody gives him anything
>owner even tells him he can still work
>he declines job offer and asks for money
>owner finally tells him to leave and not come back
>he asks all waiters and cooks for money and food on the way out

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 18:12:26 2020 No.14065129 >>14064646 Where you from senpai?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 18:22:28 2020 No.14065172 File: 176 KB, 683x1024, 30429458710_33e4ccd696_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's it like to be a smelly bony wh*te woman and know you can never match the grace and pure femininity of Taiwanese women?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 18:48:19 2020 No.14065286 >>14064551 Yeah, whatever, the little symbol things >>14064613 Thx

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:15:12 2020 No.14065403 >>14063967 based retard

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:17:54 2020 No.14065416 >>14065172 looks like a man

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:17:58 2020 No.14065417 >>14062280 That’s extremely depressing, I understand not knowing how to respond, but that poor guy probably really needed someone to talk to.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:18:55 2020 No.14065421 >>14065403 https://www.entrepreneur.com/answer/221832 Eat shit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:24:03 2020 No.14065447 >>14063164 I had no idea beaucoup was a word until you posted it because I’ve never seen it typed out before, kudos anon

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:26:45 2020 No.14065465 >>14064047 >flyover states I appreciate their fervor for laissez-faire economics, it keeps away all the retarded spics who want a high minimum wage.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:28:42 2020 No.14065477 >>14065417 LOL hurr the pizza boy needs to hear about my serious life problems hahaha

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:29:54 2020 No.14065486 File: 174 KB, 710x398, girls-snorting-cocaine-from-a-pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14063567 >>14063579

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:30:24 2020 No.14065489 File: 77 KB, 1600x900, wojak[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14064047 >Georgia and Wyoming $5 come on guys, you're seriously not even trying

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:32:02 2020 No.14065494 >>14063761 I know this is b8, but farms are important nigger >t. Not even a farmer

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:33:12 2020 No.14065500 File: 509 KB, 1200x689, Yacht_Club-Caddyshack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get a load of these guys >not owning their own yacht clubs

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:37:06 2020 No.14065514 >>14065416 seethe roastie seethe

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:56:15 2020 No.14065582 >>14065514 Nigger i bet the closest you've come to a chink is jerking that four incher in front of your pc

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 20:10:27 2020 No.14065658 File: 108 KB, 960x720, principle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14062251

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 20:13:29 2020 No.14065671 >>14060555 checked and keked bravo

Anonymous Sun May 10 20:14:15 2020 No.14065675
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>>14060423
>at supermarket with my mom
>baby brother is in shopping cart
>notice creepy chick circling us
>my mom's back is turned and I'm a few steps away
>watch as creepy woman begine walking with the cart
>makes it less than 3 feet as i was walkin to the cart already
>WTF are you doing?!
>this is my cart
>NO! that's my brother!
*gun is levitating from my waistband* (tow truck driver in my teens)
>chick tries to take off with another tweaker bitch
>Police are at the door already
>they tried to run out the door that was being blocked by police while stealing warm 6 packs of beer
>we tacked on attempted kidnapping to the charges since the store was reviewing surveillance footage as these tweakers were constantly stealing shit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 20:16:30 2020 No.14065688 >>14060628 I do this but its a phone call I have to take and buying booze, which I think drink in the bathroom.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 20:17:32 2020 No.14065693 >>14065688 then drink* also get

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 20:20:39 2020 No.14065718 >>14065129 grew up in Miami (Hiahleah -> Kendall -> Doral), now in another state doing my PhD

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 20:28:00 2020 No.14065754 >>14065718 Fuck Miami fuck Port Saint Lucie fuck Stuart fuck Doral and FUCK KENDALL FUCK EAST FLORIDA!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 20:32:23 2020 No.14065776 >>14062689 dang! would i like to put my penis in her vagina i tell you what

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 20:50:28 2020 No.14065884 File: 151 KB, 1280x720, 1573524537461.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065754 seethe harder

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 20:51:31 2020 No.14065892 File: 47 KB, 1078x945, FB_IMG_1575913574416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065754 unless you're from Sanibel, you have no room to talk, Gulf-trash

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 20:56:22 2020 No.14065925 >>14060585 Replace Miami with Broward and you’re golden

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:04:57 2020 No.14065983 >>14065718 I miss all the Hialeah and Kendall thots. I went Miami Gardens, Miramar, Pines, Plantation but I’m in San Diego now because of the military.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:05:58 2020 No.14065988 >>14065925 Broward doesn’t have the glorious nightlife Miami does.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:07:54 2020 No.14065998 >>14063226 Partly I was bored, partly I didn't want to leave my coworkers, all women, with a loony.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:24:27 2020 No.14066091 >>14065477 >hurr I can’t read so I find things funny I said I understood anon’s position and felt empathy for the guy, what about that is retarded besides the sperg with a 1st grade reading comprehension?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:27:59 2020 No.14066106 >>14063074 >>14065417 >>14064067 trust me, I cringed all the way back.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:46:25 2020 No.14066183 >>14061401 I launched a lizard on a paper airplane from a grandparent's home when I a little kid, the thing just nosedived. I still feel bad about that, there's no way that poor chameleon survived that 24 floor nose dive.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:50:25 2020 No.14066196 File: 82 KB, 600x846, kendall-jenner-modeling-bikini-pic-lead.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14065983 At least she's still a she which is better than one can say about her dad.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:52:03 2020 No.14066203 >>14066091 Yes, you're right, I totally didn't comprehend how stupid you are, go ahead and empathize away you faggot LOL

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:52:50 2020 No.14066206 >>14065417 it sounds like he had his neighbor

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:54:24 2020 No.14066210 >>14063060 based kitteh lover poster

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:56:01 2020 No.14066219 >>14066196 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz5ePIF5htI

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:56:09 2020 No.14066220 File: 19 KB, 264x381, Miss_Kitty-Dodge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14066210 Gotta appreciate Miss Kitty in Dodge.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:57:52 2020 No.14066228 >>14066219 It used to be easy to tell those things from the adams apple on the throat, now with all the surgary it's a lot more difficult to detect.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 22:00:50 2020 No.14066248 >>14065892 Slurp Mohammeds cock more you fucking libtard. When the government regulates your way of life to the core you'll see.

Anonymous Sun May 10 22:23:28 2020 No.14066347

>used to work on a seafood food truck
>would pack 4 phat ass lobster rolls everynight before i went home - my favorite part
>bat shit insane 15 hour non stop workday with bat shit crazy owner
>smart guy just unironically the worst people skills and it crushed his business, step over pennies to pick up dimes
>would let me hit his medical weed
>then yell at me for not washing dishes fast after a 15 hour shift
>shittiest most demanding job, but i kind of miss how the time just went buy, quit/fired after 2 weeks
>the guy would be a millionaire if he was such an autist
>thankful i could experience such a shit job for not that long
>taught me to work hard, but more importantly work smart
>got into sales and made my 2 weeks 14 hour a day pay in my first week and never looked back
>lobby rolls were dank tho
My advice to you ceekay is to keep cooking a hobby and work smart so you can afford a nice viking stove, and for a 8000 dollar a day food truck to show up at your slut daughters HS graduation

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 22:26:13 2020 No.14066362 >Delivery boah for dominos >Weirdest delivery was for a queer in a motel >Really a fairy dude, stereotypically gay. >Promised a big tip if I came inside >Didn’t know by a “big tip” he meant his penis My ass was sore for a week, but he did tip $20

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 23:22:38 2020 No.14066574 >>14066362 Real knee slapper

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 23:32:40 2020 No.14066614 >>14065776 Too bad she doesn't have one.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 01:56:40 2020 No.14067100 >>14066614 What’s wrong with you

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 02:10:27 2020 No.14067130 File: 6 KB, 250x203, 1532280458852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14061698 Imagine being this cart boy and having some sperg mumble something before calling you toilet boy

Anonymous Mon May 11 02:35:50 2020 No.14067212

>>14061167
I live in Tokyo and cost of living here is surprisingly low. I've also never seen a part time job posting for less than 1050 yen an hour (usually small food stalls and convenience stores post them right on the sign). You could definitely get by on just part time work, and plenty of people do.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 02:37:38 2020 No.14067219 >>14061188 Fag

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 02:44:19 2020 No.14067245 >>14063515 Very subtle bait.

Anonymous Mon May 11 02:49:44 2020 No.14067268

>>14064731
one of the best nights I had in college was when a friend wanted to have his birthday at chuck e cheese's for some reason. the manager was clearly seething at us the whole time, but whatever, there's no requirement to be/have a kid

at some point I found that they had one of those mech simulator games, with a seat that moved in response to the game, and more than that, they had it set up so that winning levels gave you extra credits. I then spent the entire rest of the night ignoring my friends and playing that game, at the cost of one token. shit was cash

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 02:53:49 2020 No.14067284 >>14060489 good luck anon!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 02:57:43 2020 No.14067299 >>14060555 >hostess with the mostess kek checked

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 03:12:08 2020 No.14067334 >>14061762 At least my grandma didn't live long enough to see her favorite chain die; she had been going there since the first one opened and always used to take the grandkids there. I miss her :(

Anonymous Mon May 11 03:17:18 2020 No.14067351
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>Third shift bartending at a neighborhood bar
>Sunday afternoon so pretty chill, mainly have to deal with regulars and the random passerby
>Finish mopping, unlock the doors and immediately five drunks from brunch walk in
"Haha let me just set up the stools"
>don't even have the cash in the drawer yet
"Can we get 5 jagerbombs and lonestars"
>Fuck yeah my kind of people
>2 minutes after serving the fat roastie starts crying
>Apparently it's because the cute blondes boyfriend "doesn't like her"
>30 minutes in and the fatty still hasn't stopped
>Blondes boyfriend walks in and sits as fat away from roastie while still being social orders a beer
>Roastie cries for another hour until her boyfriend manages to get her out of there.
>Blondes boyfriend tips my twenty bucks "Sorry for having to deal with that I hate that bitch"
Funny how you can have a small story unfold in front of you in 2 hours as a bartender.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 03:17:46 2020 No.14067355 >>14067212 Is it true that adults with part time jobs are considered shit tier? I'd never wanna be a salaryman in Japan

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 03:18:46 2020 No.14067361 >>14067268 That sounds good and all, but if that was one of your best nights you probably should have gone out more

Anonymous Mon May 11 03:26:01 2020 No.14067392

>>14067351
>work at a students pub last summer
>some woman and a couple who are her best friends come in the door
>they're not students but the place is more or less empty so we let them in anyway
>order champagne
>we obviously don't sell champagne, they get some cheap ass bottles of sparkling wine
>apparently they came straight from her wedding where her fiance had not turned and his brother had told her it was because he was to fat for his suit
>she's alternating between crying and relentlessly hitting on all the workers
>girlfriend is constantly consoling her, boyfriend spend whole night facepalming
It was wild.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 03:32:04 2020 No.14067416 >>14067392 Do bongs really?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 03:40:10 2020 No.14067428 >>14067355 I don't understand the question. Are you asking if people look down on adults working part time jobs? I wouldn't say they are any more than other parts of the world. It's not exactly a prestigious position anywhere else.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 03:40:35 2020 No.14067429 File: 23 KB, 575x544, Sweden yes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14067416 They probably but this was not Bongland

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 03:42:03 2020 No.14067432 >>14067428 Yeah, you got exactly what I was saying but what's a respected position? I know everyone's supposed to be a wagie salaryman but that shit seems soul crushing

Anonymous Mon May 11 03:53:20 2020 No.14067455

>>14067432
Salaryman isn't really respected, it's "standard". Respected would be doctor or lawyer or researcher from a prestigious University. For a respected business position, basically any sort of analyst or consultant at a foreign firm is a good gig. No one's lining up to blow smoke up your ass if you're a salaryman doing generic office work at a Japanese run company.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 03:54:56 2020 No.14067459 >>14067455 Those all sound shittier. I choose part timer so I don't have to kiss ass

Anonymous Mon May 11 06:45:54 2020 No.14067803

>>14067432
Making an honest living is always respectable imo unless you are sucking dick behind the gas station or some shit. Shitty jobs still need doing and people still need to pay bills even if it's with a low-skill job. Also you are never gonna get your time back so I'd honestly take lower wages/less prestige over spending 40 hours a week doing something you hate

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 09:05:35 2020 No.14068123 >>14061175 Der Dutchman?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 09:10:33 2020 No.14068133 >>14060423 You mean, like when I fucked a cute waitress in the toilet stall?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 09:51:40 2020 No.14068227 File: 100 KB, 500x527, america.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14060602

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 09:59:01 2020 No.14068245 >>14068133 yes that with details

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 10:07:31 2020 No.14068268 >>14065465 It's not the high minimum itself that attracts them, but a high minimum increases the incentive to pay people under the table.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 10:39:24 2020 No.14068362 >>14065582 I've been to every country in East Asia and SEA except DPRK, Brunei, Laos, Myanmar, Cambodia, and East Timor Meanwhile you've never left your flyover shit hole

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 11:11:00 2020 No.14068450 >>14067355 If you are not contributing, you are a detriment. So yes, part time work is for children and women.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 11:28:20 2020 No.14068509 >>14062840 God I hope so

Anonymous Mon May 11 11:34:05 2020 No.14068526

I've been a driver at a Papa John's in an affluent suburb for 3 or so years now, I have a few stories. Generally people are nice, which is good.
>second summer at the store
>late, about to start my closing duties
>get an order to these shitty apartments across delivery zone
>god dammit
>make and cut food myself because manager taking inventory
>haul ass over there
>its a bunch of faggots smoking pot at their kitchen table
>kid with a shitty manbun stiffs me
>sniff loudly and say it smells fresh in there
>kid looks surprised and asks me if i smoke
>well yeah, im a teenager delivering pizzas
>laughs and tells me to wait, goes back into apartment
>comes back and gives me a gram of decent weed
>smoke it out back with my manager after close

i probably have better stories, gonna keep dumping.

Anonymous Mon May 11 11:36:36 2020 No.14068531

>>14068526
>memorial day 2018
>get a big order to a house in my neighborhood
>show up, mom invites me inside
>follow her into kitchen, set food down on counter
>theyre having a barbecue, probably ordered pizza for the kids
>everyones drunk and all yell "AAAAAAAYYYYYYY" when they see me
>they offer me some food
>get a plate of the best brisket I've ever had, a Lone Star, and $10 tip
shit was cash

Anonymous Mon May 11 11:44:39 2020 No.14068559

>>14068531
this one was a fucking asshole boomer who's never worked foodservice in his life
>friday afternoon rush
>new kid is working phones
>get a run at the north end of delivery zone, 20 minutes away
>show up to street, there are no houses on it. it just connects 2 main streets of neighborhood
>ask family standing outside if they know the customer or where this house might be
>clueless
>call customer
>wrong street, its in another neighborhood. starts with the same word, phone guy must have just hit the wrong one on autofill
>drive another 20 minutes to other side of delivery zone
>asshole boomer dad answers door
"hi sir, sorry about the wait, they gave me the wrong address and it was pretty far awa-"
>gives me a look like im an idiot
>"OH IKNOW, ITS HAAAARD" in super condescending tone
>snatches boxes out of my hands, slams door in my face without even signing receipt
>get back to store with no tip for almost an hour of driving
i think everyone should work a fast food job at some point in their life just to get some perspective on how it works.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 11:48:23 2020 No.14068578 >>14060721 >it's pretty killer that the only measure of power I have in my life is firing people Have sex

Anonymous Mon May 11 11:48:50 2020 No.14068580

>>14068559
i had a high-functioning autist manager for 8 months or so before he got fired for bullshit reason
>clock in
>he comes up to me and gives me my bank, has a smug tard smile on his face
>hey anon, guess what just happened?
what
>I just got a blowjob from (blonde highschooler with fat ass) in the bathroom
no you didn't
>yeah i did dude, don't ask her about it though cuz she's gonna deny it.

Anonymous Mon May 11 11:52:48 2020 No.14068599

>>14068559
With Boomers a lot of them did but they are still pricks and think “I used to do this when I was a kid!!!! It is not difficult l!!!” Which to a certain extent it isn’t but shit happens.
One time though I did take a delivery to this couple who must have been in their 80s and the old man gave me a 10$ tip and said “I used to do this when I was a young man your age”.

Anonymous Mon May 11 11:56:16 2020 No.14068610
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>>14068580
same manager
>i usually get whataburger or something on my way to work, clock in, and eat it at the prep table before rush starts
>autist manager starts to get mad that i never bring him food
>youneverfuckingaskedmeto.gif
>next day stop my mcdicks
>get myself a quarter pounder meal
>remember manager
>"oh yeah, can I get a chicken nugget happy meal too?"
>clock in and plop happy meal down on prep table
>just say "happy meal for the happy boy" and watch him eat the whole thing
>laugh at pic related to this very day

>>14068599
it just pisses me off that they never want to hear what happened, they always assume its your fault even though this was totally out of my control. They gave me the wrong address, am i supposed to call and confirm address every time i get in my car? what the fuck do you want me to do?

Anonymous Mon May 11 12:02:20 2020 No.14068627

>>14068610
im starting to remember a lot more shit this guy did, he was great to work with but holy shit he made me cringe sometimes
>working normal shift
>starts getting late, slows down but still too early to start cleaning
>standing around shooting the shit with manager and coworker
>me and coworker go out back for smoke break
>manager recently bought a flashy yellow street bike
>he follows us out, asks if we want to see something cool
>sure
>he walks us over to his bike, opens up the gas tank, and pulls out and eighth of shitty weed
>just say "cool"
>as soon as he goes back inside me and coworker just call him a faggot
wow dude you bought weed, thats so cool!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 12:04:47 2020 No.14068637 >>14068559 You being a dumbass and not finding the house is kind of on you delivery boy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 12:06:49 2020 No.14068646 >>14061079 >Truth be told McDonald's outside of america is much much better and is basically what it used to be in the 80s False. I've been all over europe and japan. It's even worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 12:07:54 2020 No.14068648 >>14061114 >I'd say there's 1 teenager per 4 adults Well if you live in a shit city then sure. That's on you though. America has the distinction of having white neighborhoods you can move into when you work hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 12:08:57 2020 No.14068652 >>14065494 So? Get a real job faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 12:11:54 2020 No.14068657 >>14068652 this shit is hilarious >My job as a rocket scientist is at risk GET A REAL JOB LMAO ya'll some fags

Anonymous Mon May 11 12:15:15 2020 No.14068665
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>>14068627
i got written up by a shift lead a while back
>slow, too many people working
>talking with coworker while helping him make some pizzas on makeline
>washing my hands, bitch shift lead tells me to go fold boxes
>this is busy work that we tell new hires who cant do anything else to do
>have plenty of boxes so i fold like 10
>go to drivers table and wait for my order to get cut/boxed
>everyone is shuffling around by the manager's area, mostly bitch shift lead's friends who work there but don't do anything
>she yells "so does anyone want to fold boxes?"
>say "not really" as my order comes out of the oven
>get sent home
next day
>come in and see pic related taped up
>reads like an angry text, situation dramatized because she's mad that I don't let her boss me around
>she's been at the store for like 2 weeks at this point, sits on her phone during rush, all around terrible person to work with
>im on makeline during rush
>she yells my name and slams writeup and pen on table
>say im not signing it
>get sent home
next day, saturday
>show up, clock in
>get sent home 10 minutes later for not signing the writeup
>thank her for the weekend off, go ice skating and drink with friends
she doesn't even look at me anymore, bretty gud

>>14068637
yes, im a dumbass for going to the address on the ticket

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 12:18:23 2020 No.14068676 >>14068665 >arbitrary write ups God I do not miss that shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 12:23:14 2020 No.14068693 >>14068580 Anytime people I did not like told me some shit that was a bold face lie like this and then told me not to ask her about it, I always went and asked her about it. Its created some pretty great moments where I almost pissed myself laughing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 12:25:09 2020 No.14068699 File: 125 KB, 620x420, 1589162944810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14068665 >i didnt do shit my boss told me to do >what a bitch Zoomers everybody

Anonymous Mon May 11 12:27:13 2020 No.14068707

>>14068665
this is the best delivery ive ever had
>get a 20 pie order to one of the super rich neighborhoods
>housewives who pop xanax and drink wine all day
>neighborhood has an 18 hole golf course
>have to worry about hitting golf carts that all the kids drive around
>stupid rich
>show up to house with 4 hotbags
>they invite me in, theyre all happy to see me
>no less than 30 people in this house, i think its a family birthday party or something
>they ask if i want a drink or food
>tell them im thirsty
>guy comes over with 2 Modleos
>crack one open, highschooler tells me to chug it
>do it because i want to get back on the road
>they give me the other beer
>get tipped $65
>drink modelo 2 out back before checking back in

>>14068676
only time ive been written up, nothing happened with it either. upper management got my side of the story and just laughed.
>>14068699
im not going to do busywork while there is actual work to be done. I could be making pizzas, turning dough, or getting my orders out the door instead

Anonymous Mon May 11 12:30:53 2020 No.14068721

>>14068707
one time i think a girl wanted to fuck the pizza guy but i sperged out
>show up to house
>fat mexican
>she's clearly been drinking
>signs receipt, takes food
>"thanks, have a good night"
>do a 360 and walk back to my car
>she calls after me
heeeey, youre cuuute
>ignore it and keep walking, made me uncomfortable
okay, youre still cute though
>still wonder what could have happened if I kept my spaghetti in my pockets

Anonymous Mon May 11 12:34:05 2020 No.14068738

>>14068665

I worked at a place in between jobs, 90% of the employees were high schools and a few of our customers were complaining that they were on their phones.

This place has NO volume so there is a ton of down time, so our boss kept telling us to keep busy, but there's only so many times you can wipe down a counter.

His solution was to have a "phone bucket", everyone in the building including managers (except the owner of course :) ) put their phone in the bucket at the start of your shift and don't touch it until you clock out, and if you're checking your phone at any moments that's an instant write up.

Of course you can check your phone if you're "at" the bucket but that's leaving your station which is also a write up

I was gone the very next day and I hope corona shut them down because there were so many other problem with that place but that was just the last straw

Anonymous Mon May 11 12:34:15 2020 No.14068740

>>14068721
>closing on a friday with DO, manager called in
>im dish bitch, he gets mop water ready for floors
>mop bucket is old with really sticky wheels
>he tries to push it but ends up spilling it all over the floor
>looks at it
>looks at me
>looks back at puddle
>"eh, just leave it. dont worry about mopping tonight"
>get out early

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 12:38:41 2020 No.14068756 >>14068752 >>14068752 >>14068752 New thread

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:15:11 2020 No.14068900 File: 8 KB, 259x194, poop1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14066362 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:22:26 2020 No.14068924 >>14066248 pathetic post you've been drinking too much oil in your gulf water

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:39:44 2020 No.14068991 >>14068450 It's the salaried assholes trying to hit KPI bonuses who are responsible for formerly secure positions becoming casualised. Who's the detrimental force, again?

>>	Namefag Mon May 11 13:40:09 2020 No.14068994 >>14065892 What's wrong with being Spanish?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:43:22 2020 No.14069007 >>14068450 >Part time work isn't contributing okay stop shopping at grocery stores or drinking coffee, stop buying consoles and PC parts, stop getting oil changes, stop buying construction equipment, stop doing most things that help your modern life

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:48:50 2020 No.14069024 >>14068648 LOL yeah social mobility is definitely based on merit ROFL

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:58:35 2020 No.14069064 >>14068738 Holy fucking zoomerism. Can you even think without a phone in your hand? Do you really need distractions to be entertained?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 14:31:52 2020 No.14069253 >>14068123 lol yeah!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 15:42:16 2020 No.14069533 >>14068994 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 16:10:25 2020 No.14069631 >>14062840 You're just seeing what you want to see.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 17:48:33 2020 No.14070026 >>14068362 Sorry I dont go on kid fucking escapades like you. Why would I wanna travel to these abominations?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 18:15:58 2020 No.14070176 >>14069064 Nice reading comprehension, dipshit.

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