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What's /ck/ drinking this fine evening?

>> No.14055331
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>>14055327
Drink these digits

>> No.14055341
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I don't drink, I /sip/.

>> No.14055344

>>14055331
y'dongoofed

>> No.14055348

>>14055341
OK Boomer

>> No.14055365

>>14055327
Svedka and Squirt, for those that don't know squirt is grapefruit soda.

>> No.14055368

>>14055327
bourbon as usual

>> No.14055377

>>14055348
I got banned for posting Boomer, that was Grace Park.

>> No.14055378

>>14055365
>Svedka

If you're trying to get the best bang for your buck, try Popov. Don't be fooled by the plastic handle, its suprisingly acceptable as a mixer.

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>>14055378
Yeah, sometimes I go for the ol Georgi.
It's $14.01 after taxes.

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>>14055327
felt fancy today
watcha no bout dat

>> No.14055390

>>14055348
Newfag detected

>> No.14055393

>>14055387
That's not Evan Williams

>> No.14055398

>>14055385
Coulsons is cheaper...and very very...shittty

>> No.14055407

>>14055398
I've never seen that one before, I'll keep it in mind for next time.

>> No.14055431

>>14055327
old grand-dad, straight, out of a coffee mug

>> No.14055528

>>14055327
seagrams vodka and orange juice from one of those frozen concentrate cylinders

>> No.14055576

>>14055378
Better yet, go for the sobieski.

>> No.14055811

>>14055327
Miller 64. That way when I destroy the whole 30 rack, I'll still be mentally present.

>> No.14055818

>>14055327
Not that trashy ass gay shit, that's for sure

>> No.14055825

>>14055407
Walgreens....if I recall it was about $5+ a fifth. I don't miss it at all

>> No.14055848

>>14055825
Hahaha $5 for a fifth, that's some cheap hootch!

>> No.14055863

>>14055825
For $5 for a fifth that's gotta be methanol.

>> No.14055981

>>14055863
I can get a 1.75 for 8.99

>> No.14055992

gamer girl pee

>> No.14056011

>>14055576
sobieski is the best cheap vodka ever, if you can find it

>> No.14056027

Alcohol is haram so I don’t drink it. I drink water and tea.

>> No.14056039
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>>14055327
Alternating between these tasty babes and shitty 8% beer

>> No.14056096

>>14056039
What's your husband drinking?

>> No.14056101

>>14056096
They're drinking from each others penises.

>> No.14056103

>>14056101
and that's a good thing

>> No.14056112
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>>14056039

>> No.14056114
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alcohol lowers intelligence and makes you age faster and makes you look older
I genuinely believe the world would be a less miserable place if no one drank alcohol

>> No.14056139

>>14055327
Just picked up a handle of makers and a 15 pack of silver bullet tall boys.

>> No.14056143

>>14056114
Judgemental cunts age faster than anyone else, look at yourself in the mirror.

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Tonites swill

>> No.14056195

Alchies, how the fuck do you pace yourself? Every time I drink I always end up going way too far and end up blacking out and puking everywhere/pissing myself or both. It's like after I reach a certain point I completely forget to drink slowly and keep on drinking and drinking until I wake up at some point in a pile of my own fluids and a bunch of drunken text messages to read over.

>> No.14056200

>>14056143
>state facts and science
>share my opinion
>"judgemental"
????

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>>14055327
>What's /ck/ drinking this fine evening?

>> No.14056231
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14056231

A few tall boys of straw-ber-ritas.
I can feel it rotting my teeth but I wasn’t able to get to the state store after work (PA fag)
Gotta admit for 3 bucks a pop it ain’t terrible

>> No.14056254

>>14056195
Part of alcoholism is you can't. You end up having to buy it every day, because calculating the amount you can afford to drink from the time at which you'll start and buying no more than that is the only way to count your drinks.

>> No.14056261

>>14056231
I've poured those over ice in the past to cut some of that syrupyness. Get ready for diabeetus.

>> No.14056325

>>14056027
imshallah bruddah

>> No.14056342

>>14056171
>pennsylvania >style
Which area is this "style" coming from? I assume it tastes like carbonated piss either way, I guess biggest tastes I can think of from PA would be RR or Yuengling, though maybe it's based off of Lionshead from based WB.

>> No.14056381

>>14056114
shut up anime bitch

>> No.14056443

>>14055327
Just looking at a picture of that can is enough to set my stomach turning.

>> No.14056469

>>14055327
I have some Zombie Dust in the fridge. Have had 2 cans. Bretty good.

>> No.14056659
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>>14055327
keepin it light

>> No.14056710

>>14055327
Hendricks and fresca

>> No.14056752

>>14055327
Got a bottle of moscato for mum for mothers day, got myself a 6 pack of alcoholic ginger beer and a 4 pack of passionfruit cider.

>> No.14056754

>>14056710
Try polar diet lime with a splash of dry vermouth. It's pretty good.

>> No.14056859

>>14055327
>be me
>be a leaf
>see /alk/ thread
>click in
>see prices discussed
>confused why the liquor is so cheap, so i look it up


and thats how i learned 80% of the liquor price in my country is fuckin taxes. shes fucked bud.

>> No.14057121

Drinking cognac. Courvoisier VSOP. I drank a chelada earlier after doing some hard outdoor work.

>> No.14057934

>>14056195
This is pathetic man. Just try drinking a glass of water in between every drink dont get another one til you've finished the water. This is baby shit but if you are literally too retarded to pace yourself on your own terms do this. Maybe start smoking cigarettes too it will slow down your drinking.

>> No.14057941

>>14055327
Water, probably, unless I drag myself to the store and grab some coke.

>> No.14058200

>>14055327
I can down a handle of vodka without issues but steel reserve always make me puke

>> No.14058222

Hamms. 14.88 for a 30 pack.

>> No.14058315

I enjoy drinking steel reserve and no one can stop me, feels good lads

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14058444

Hail to the king, baby.

>> No.14058457
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Gonna start off with a /sip/ of Rittenhouse rye 100 proof.

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Is this shit any good?

>> No.14058714

Just opened up a bottle of Wild Turkey101. It's a lot better than I thought it'd be. Any recommendations to a whiskey similar to this?

>> No.14058746
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>>14058714
You could spend a little more and go for their Rare Breed. It's a higher proof, more complex flavor. Or go full richfag mode and get pic related.

>> No.14058771

Still hung over from Tuesday so I'm drinking water.

>> No.14058792
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I tried this and it was an unhappy experience...

>> No.14058794

>>14058481
those are fucking vile, and im a person who thinks hurricanes is ambrosia

>> No.14058797

>>14056859
hello fellow leaf, they also tax beer/wine making supplies just as a good "fuck you" to the consumer.

>> No.14058803

>>14058797
the money for your government's social programs has to come from somewhere

>> No.14058827

>>14058481
I had a dream last night that I drank one of those, and it was awful.

>> No.14058837

>>14055327

I don't drink because mother's day tomorrow and I don't want to show up hungover. Otherwise I would do some green mark vodka, which I have in my fridge.

>> No.14059442

>>14056039

incomprehensibly BASED

>> No.14059449

>>14055327
nothing.

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>>14058457
moving on to Appleton 12, such a beautiful nose.

>> No.14059506

>Dont want the calories of beer
>Cant get drunk off vodka
help

>> No.14059509

>>14059506
Don't eat any food. Live off a diet of beer.

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14059514

Sipping on some t-bird. An American staple. Also picked up some night train and a king cobra for good measure

>> No.14059532

>>14059514
Used to drink Thunderbird when I was a crust punk freight hopping and smoking crack. Good times.

>> No.14059567

>>14059514
The last time i drank thunderbird i ended up puking my guts out, shitting myself and passed out on the front lawn of some random house

>> No.14059575

>>14059567
i think that corresponds with the manufacturer's intentions with this product

>> No.14059685
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14059685

No drinking money tonight for me.

Damn you Corona Chan.

>> No.14059703

>>14059532
what are you now, still punx?

>> No.14059705
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I'm thinking Booker's may stop by a liquor store and pickup some cigars and a bottle if something jumps out at me.

>> No.14059706

>>14058481
I was curious and bought a 16oz can from a gas station once, and it wasn't terrible for a one-off beer. It's basically a mediocre shandy. I wouldn't buy a case of them.

>> No.14059717

>>14059685
No coronachan neetbux?

>> No.14059729

>>14059717
Still waiting. Gonna use it to pay bills and stash a bit of it just in case though.

Being an adult sucks.

>> No.14059733

>>14055327
Was a 52 oz fountain Mountain Dew, but it's gone.

>> No.14059786

>>14055387
wrong.... not EW, try again next time

>> No.14059794

>>14058444
trips confirm WT101 is the king

>> No.14059990

>>14059514
cisco was always more fun than the bird

>> No.14060043
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14060043

gibson's rare 12 year old. it's fucking delicious lad

>> No.14060068

Bulleit rye manhattans. I recently learned vermouth both goes bad and should be refrigerated so I bought a new, small bottle that’s chilling in my fridge

>> No.14060079

>>14060043
douze ans oh lala

>> No.14060081
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do any of you know what the itty bitty babby wine glasses are for
i have one of these thats even smaller with essentially no neck
why would it be included in a set?

>> No.14060097

>>14059514
imagine living in a country where poisonous shit like this costs 10 dollars. you can get a bottle of actually good wine for less than half the price here in georgia, same with spirits. just become an expat and move to eastern europe/caucasus/central asia if your only aim in life is drinking and being comfy. it's what you're trying to do anyway if you willingly let this shit into your system. only thing is took for me was obtaining a TEFL, now i'm shitposting in some bullshit churka language school with zero responsibility while enjoying a much lower cost of living and delicious local food and booze.

>> No.14060107

>>14060079
it's really nice, it's extremely smooth, like drinking a glass of honey but it's really whiskey

>> No.14060145

>>14060081
maybe for porto?

>> No.14060149

>>14060081
Any fortified or distilled wine, would work for whiskey in a pinch.

>> No.14060243

>>14060145
>>14060149
well thats good since im having port

thanks m8s

>> No.14060273
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14060273

fine Yorkshire ale

>> No.14060282

>>14060273
>3.8%
I'm sure it's tasty but what're ya 9?

>> No.14060284

>>14055327
can someone explain to me what "high gravity" lager is?

my friends and I drank a lot of grain alcohol in college and we always wondered what they meant by this

we even emailed Steel Reserve's PR deparment, nothing

HOW DOES GRAVITY MAKE IT TASTE SMOOTHER

>> No.14060347

>>14060282
You can drink something for the taste, you know. What are you, 14? Do you exclusively drink bottom shelf vodka and Four Lokos/Steel?
>>14060284
When making beer, or most alcohol, you take a gravity reading while making it so you can pinpoint what the ABV of your drink is. It basically tells you how much dissolved solids are in the water, ie sugar which turns into alcohol, which means it will have a higher ABV. High gravity basically means it's got a fuck lot more alcohol in it than what is standard. They usually mask the taste of the alcohol by dumping a fuck load of sugar and sweeteners in there after the fact which makes it easier to drink

>> No.14060382

>>14060282
If I wanted a higher percentage I would just drink spirits

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>>14060347
>Do you exclusively drink bottom shelf vodka and Four Lokos/Steel?

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>>14059478
so, i took another stop at buffalo trace and now i'm back to rittenhouse and i'm thinking: what's a little genocide between neighboring nations lads?

>> No.14060457

Ice house and xanax

>> No.14060477

>>14055341
I've never had one of these, it looks like it tastes like lemonade but im guessing it doesn't

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Do you consider this ``cider``?
i really like it but im called a faggot for drinkin it

>> No.14060518

>>14060486
drink what you like
most of the people that will shit on you wouldnt even drink spirits straight. people who drink a lot dont care what youre drinking unless youre offering to share

it really doesnt mater if you get 5% of 275ml from apple juice or beer

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>>14060518
Based, Some people really don't like hops. Think it might be like the cilantro tasting like soap thing.

>> No.14060588

>>14060577
>tfw cant find glencairns locally

i want to pretend im not a pleb without shipping glasses :(

>> No.14060591

>>14060588
Picked mine up off amazon

>> No.14060648

>>14056096
>I don’t like good tasting brewskis

>> No.14060659

>>14060347
no but I buy beer that's at least 5% or else I feel a bit ripped off, unless it's something really delicious like kilkenny

>> No.14060661

>>14060577
how's that teeling?

>> No.14060667

>>14060661
It ain't bad the rum barrels are noticeable so if you like rum and Irish whiskey I recommend it. Don't pay over $30 for it thought. Good but not mind blowing.

>> No.14060725

>>14057934
I've started making coffee in beween liquor. Gives my hands something to do and I can still drink something while others sip beer.

>> No.14060761

>>14056254
this, strategically having only the amount of alcohol you can handle in a 24 hour period available at any given time, also start with the heavy stuff early, then switch to lite beer, that way you think you're still drinking, but its not fucking you up

>> No.14060773

>>14060432
yes, also boxed wine

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>>14055992

>> No.14060867

>>14055327
Not sure . what does co/ck recommend?

>> No.14060871

>>14060867
olde english

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>>14055327
had this. tasted kinda like onion

>> No.14060884

Started drinkink vodkey since a couple weeks because I didn't want to go into the store every day to buy my 6 back.

My god my belly hurts since and I am having inflamation. It's a dull pain I can't wuite describe.

>> No.14060886

>>14060875
have you tried caduceus cellars?

>> No.14060888

I'm drinking Jack Daniels and Drake's 1500 Pale Ale.

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>>14060886

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>>14055327
>>14055341
>>14055348
>>14055385
>>14055387
>>14056039
>>14056114
>>14056171
>>14056208
>>14056231
>>14056659
>>14056710
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>14060892

>> No.14060920

>>14060886
i like tool and a perfect circle but im not interested in trying his wine

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>>14055327

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>>14055327
The king.

>> No.14060949

>>14060922
based

>> No.14060950

>>14055327
Soju my nigga

>> No.14060954

>>14055327
wild turkey 101 making pancakes

>> No.14061006

>>14060954
dumbass

>> No.14061030

>>14055848
did its job: woke up the next morning with my phone in a puddle of piss, and two black eyes. I was by my self that evening.
>>14055863
mixed the first couple of shots with pickle or kimchi juice just to make it tolerable. Once I was plastered I could finally drink it straight

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>> No.14061036

>>14056011
the best cheap vodka was this grape vodka from Trader Joes (more like Hater Shmoes)

>> No.14061095

I drink a Negroni every day

>> No.14061123

>>14056114
The alcoholic lifestyle does more to age you than alcohol does.

>> No.14061245
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>>14055327
I have an exceptionally weak liver so I had one of these.
It was ok, but non-alchoholic beer always leaves me feeling a little disappointed

>> No.14061250

>>14055331
epic fail

>> No.14061254

drinking some miller high lifes. Really want to stop but fuck man, life is shit.

>> No.14061260

>>14055327
I'm on my third Tom Collins.

>> No.14061272

>>14055327
>>14055385
>>14055387
>>14056039
>>14056171
>>14056231
>>14056659
>>14058444
>>14058481
>>14058746
>>14058792
>>14059514
>>14059685
>>14059705
>>14060043
>>14060273
>>14060421
>>14060449
>>14060486
>>14060577
>>14060871
>>14060875
>>14060886
>>14060922
>>14060924
>>14061031
>>14061095
>>14061245
>>14061254
>>14061260
Because I'm autistic, I've compiled a spreadsheet that measures the drink ratio and alcohol efficiency of major drinks/liquors but It's still missing many less popular drinks. I'll share it if any /alc/s are interested.

>> No.14061277

>>14061272
sure dude

>> No.14061279

>>14061272
wtf I would be extremely interested in such a spreadsheet, purely for my own alcy purposes, but only if you want to fuck with it

>> No.14061307

bushmills 10 is great value

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>>14058222
>Hamms

Me too brother.

>> No.14061325

>>14061272
Yes please!

>> No.14061342

>>14061272
I'm down.

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>>14061277
>>14061279
>>14061325
>>14061342
Nice. I created a throwaway gmail account and put the data on a shareable sheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1L1D9aqFQk17g-Vd3etFBq-zP4noydJyQ-on2x4zrStk/edit?usp=sharing

On each tab, (Beer or Liquor) select the respective name from the filter view at the top right side of the menu (icon looks like a funnel) to turn the data into a table. It's obviously a work in progress and I'm sure some of the calorie or ABV numbers are off.

>> No.14061783

>>14058481
Good shitnif you're trying to feel like a frat boy while getting drunk. Other than that there are cheaper and better wyas to get piss drunk

>> No.14062659

>>14061741
Neat, I don't drink to get drunk but the information is interesting. How did you end up with over 100% efficient on the spirits?

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>>14061741
based

>> No.14062884

>>14061272
Maybe upload it somewhere so we can check it out, what is it secret?

>> No.14062947

Since the quarantine started I was drinking all day like a degenerate and feeling like shit all the time then I realized it was enough.
8 days without alcohol and I don't want to drink anymore, thanks to herb of the gods, Kratom.
Nice high for hours
Cheaper than alcohol
Antioxidant
Boost your immune system
Good for kidneys
Makes me hungry

>> No.14062975

>>14062947
Kratom faggot pls go

>> No.14063160

>>14061741
reblogged
https://foodblogposts.blogspot.com/2020/05/food-blog-xlvi.html

>> No.14063969

Whiskey, high west campfire & teeling. Got a firestone walker parabola to pair with the whiskey. Never had that one but I really like their beer, I just wish it was a bit cheaper

>> No.14064526

what a king
https://youtu.be/glQjCKAI4gA?t=2088

>> No.14064578

>>14059514
I can't fuck with Thunderbird but I have done Cisco, Irish Rose, and MD 20/20 in the past. At that point you're just better buying Franzia/Vella for the ABV/cost, or malt liquor. Bumwine was weirdly expensive where I lived; for $8 per 750ml you could get an acceptable bottle of wine for that cost

>>14061308
Miss Hamm's. Drank it all the time when I lived in MI, that and Labatt were cheap as hell. Hamm's is probably the closest beer to water I've ever drank though

>> No.14064594

I keep hearing about White Claw.

I do like seltzer water. Is White Claw any good?

>> No.14064672

>>14056200
its not a fact. Technically eating anything causes you to age so based on your logic we should all just be drinking water.

>> No.14065103

>>14064594
Its very easy to drink, 5% abv , good flavors, 100 cal each
I like them but I will only buy them if my girl wants to drink and I end up having most anyways

>> No.14065165

>>14065103
what flavor you recommend?

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>>14056859
Fuck I miss being 18 and ignorant . Dont try to grow up too fast kid, its suffering

>> No.14065602

>>14056859
english puritanism is what keeps the prices high. Folks can say what they will of the quebecois, they're the only reason we didn't have federal prohibition back in the 20's.

>> No.14065680

>>14065165
I thought the mango was better than the black cherry but they were both OK.

>> No.14065702

buffalo trace tastes like eucalyptus and mouthwash wtf

>> No.14065812

>>14065165
Just try the variety packs desu see what you like they're all inoffensive

>> No.14065898

>>14061272
Based /alc/hie autist

>> No.14066415

Gonna pound some Natty, Platty, and Labatty. I know you fags are down for some Bud Platty.

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>>14055327
my feelings, in the form of henry weinhard's. my mom didn't pick up my or my sister's calls all day, and about an hour ago she sent us a kind of nasty, disappointed email accusing us of not caring about her. feels bad but also somewhat emotionally manipulative, man

excuse my blogpost, i'm drunk

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tried one today

somehow worse than the black cherry

>> No.14066478

>>14066441
i say fuck em all. My sister has been high on crystal meth all week and there has been a missing persons report. all the women in my family besides junkie are too afraid to go out. thank fuck i live in another state

thanks for reading my blog.

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Getting my vitamins

>> No.14066485

>>14066475
how many cavities do you have?

>> No.14067886

>>14066485
mouthful of cavities
my soul's a bowl of jokes

>> No.14067892

>>14055385
>four times distilled
>the average person who buys this probably wouldn't know what 'quadruple' means

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>>14056114
>alcohol lowers intelligence and makes you age faster and makes you look older

>> No.14068229

>>14068221
vegans are obsessed with aging, probably because most of them are homosexuals and homosexuals are pederasts.

>> No.14068246

>>14060893
It isn't the chocolate milk that's cringe, it's you.

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>>14055327
Same trash I always drink. Just waiting for it to kill me.

>> No.14069050

>>14067886
While it doesn't sound like going to the dentist is your typical modus operandi, it sounds like you should go to a dentist.
When life is hard, you have to change.

>> No.14069423

Jim Bean and coke, like always.

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Yup

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>>14069431

>> No.14069451

>>14069436
Yeah, because everybody who doesn't drink $500 scotch or craft beer is drinking piss. Whatever hipster faggot.

>> No.14069748

anyone feel their anus relax after they had a drink? i don't mean like you're about to have a bowel movement, more like the stick i usually have up my ass is starting to loosen up a little.

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>>14069748
nigga you gay

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got the blues tonight. i want to drink something stronger but holding back.

>> No.14069827

>>14069748
No I get that too. You can feel it in your anus when you drink. I actually really like the sensation and that's why I occasionally take poppers

>> No.14069840

>>14069748

when i used to go on vodka benders it felt like my asshole was about to fall out. the roids hurt too

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>>14058444
>>14059705
>>14060421
>>14060924
>>14069819

good

>>14060648
>naturdays
>beer


pic related is how i get shitfaced for cheap. $8 for a pint.

>> No.14069977

>>14069955
Do you have diabetes? Drinking a lot of Fireball in one night makes me never want to drink anything with alcohol and sugar in it ever again. Last time I had fireball I had 9 shots after already having drunk half a bottle vodka and I instantly blacked out. I didn't drink for 2 months because I was so ill from that. Fireball is for the rare occasion, not to drink daily. Holy fuck. Fireball is DISGUSTING

>> No.14070103

>>14069977
i usually drink beer but if i dont want to spend $10 on a six pack i get fireball.

i fucking love the cinnamon flavor.

>> No.14070114

>>14070103
Does it not make you feel sick after a while? If I drink more than a few shots of Fireball I feel like emptying my entire stomach. I love cinnamon but that shit is so sweet that it's stomach turning.

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>> No.14071535

>>14062659
>How did you end up with over 100% efficient on the spirits?
It think it's a slight inaccuracy with the calorie count. I don't think it's possible to actually go over 100% alcohol efficiency.

>> No.14071547

>>14070103
>don't wanna spend $10 on a six pack
holy fuck i wish

>> No.14071555

Vodka, seltzer, and lemon juice.

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>>14055393
>drinking jew juice

>> No.14072982

>>14066475

oh shit, the seltzer is out now?

my state's still on lockdown so looks like I'm getting even more al/ck/ until that's over.