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Welcome back to Cooking with Celty!

Today I have a w-wonderfully delicious side for you to enjoy with one of our previously cooked meals! People complain about me just making chicken, s-so let's go with a carb this time.
It's very easy to m-make and harnesses one's ability to smash, a skill I am sure everyone on this basket weaving forum is intimately aware with.

So let's cook together, Anonymous.

>> No.14049543
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S-so, for today's dish, we have Crispy Smashed Potatoes!
These go well with any kind of meat, really. I would even go so far as to pair them with fish!
Honestly, this was s-super fun to make.

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So what you're gonna need for this dish is:
- 2 lbs small/medium red or yellow potatoes
- 1 tbsp sea salt + 1/4 divided
- 4 tbsp olive oil
- 1/4 garlic powder
- 1/4 tsp onion powder
- Ground black pepper (to taste)
- 2 tbsp fresh parsley (chopped)
And that's all you'll need!

>> No.14049558 [DELETED] 
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Eat a bullet tranny

>> No.14049570

It's disgusting how this tranny is allowed to attention whore like this

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S-so you're gonna wanna make sure you clean and de-sprout your potaotes.
This way when you eat the skin, you're not eating anything bad.

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Pour the potatos into t-the pot and cover them w-with oil to soften them up <4

>> No.14049587

Alice, welcome back nyugga

>> No.14049595 [DELETED] 
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This is what biological women look like you mentally ill freak

>> No.14049603

>>14049595
I know plenty of biological females who don't look like that.

I'm pretty sure you do too.

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>>14049584
Woops, meant water <4


Alright! Add the salt to the water, to help give the potatoes some extra flavor and boil them.
You should cover them as well. This will help keep the steam in and make them softer, quicker.

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While the potatoes are boiling, preheat your oven to 425F.
Then, take a baking sheet and drizzle some olive oil on there.
You can use a brush like mine to spread it around or you can simply drizzle it on there.

>> No.14049629 [DELETED] 

Reported for being off topic. Have a nice evening tranny.

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Once your potatoes are done, let them cool!
You're going to be handling them so you're gonna wanna make sure not to burn yourself.
This can take anywhere from 4-6 minutes. So take a breather!

>> No.14049636 [DELETED] 

>>14049537
ALICE IS A JANNY
ALICE IS A JANNY
ALICE IS A JANNY

>> No.14049639

>>14049629
It's a cooking thread on /ck/
how is it off topic?

>> No.14049642 [DELETED] 

>>14049636
this post will disappear quickly, just you watch. why?
BECAUSE ALICE IS A NARCISSISTIC JANNY

>> No.14049647

>>14049629
Announcing a report is against the rules, anon.

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Hey now, you're a rock star, get your game on go play...
Oops! I mean- smash those potoates! You can use your hand or the bottom of a glass, I went with a spoon.
I'll probably use a glass next time.

>> No.14049649

>>14049639
The only thing making it offtopic are the retards who can't get over the fact someone is trans, lul.

Thanks for the content OP

>> No.14049654

>>14049649
Alice isn't trans.

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Drizzle them lovingly with a little more olive oil!
You want a nice coating of it for the seasonings to stick onto!
Plus it tastes good.

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Sprinkle the garlic powder, onion powder and 1/4 salt and pepper on those babies!
Cover them real good and make sure you don't miss a spot!
I used a little extra garlic powder because that's how I like my potatoes.
You could even use a little paprika if you wanted to smoke things up a bit!

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Toss them in the oven for about 25-30 minutes, depending on the level of crispy you want!
This is the time where you can prepare the other part of the dish!
(Most chicken takes only 15-20 minutes if cooked in a high heat like this!)

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Alright Anonymous! This dish is served!
I should of let mine cook a little longer in the oven but that's alright!
They were still tasty!
I still think I should of added a little paprika...

>> No.14049760

>baked mash potatoes

>> No.14049764

Is this the fake Alice poster or the real Celty this time?

>> No.14049767

>>14049764
I've b-been real every time I've done this.

>> No.14049768

>>14049760
They're smashed potatoes, not mashed potatoes.

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Thank you so much for joining me. This was a simple side dish that you can prepare with pretty much any meal and should be a hit!
You could even use a little parmesan to make it even better.
Anyway, that's my thread and I'm heading off!
This is Celty, signing out.

>> No.14049781

>>14049642
Tell me this isn't real anons...I could (somehow) torelate a tranny but...a-a Janny!? No way...no F way
>>14049537
Anyways you picked a wrong costume, the one used in tg was good, next time use someone related to hell's kitchen or dress like a fat bbg nigga

>> No.14049785

>>14049781
T-this cosplay is very easy to chroma key out, and /ck/ complained several times about my lack of cinematography.

Tomorrow will be different.

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Alright Anonymous. I'll be streaming now.
If you need food, medicine, or other supplies, contact me in the following ways:

Email: loveoverwhelming@gmail.com
Discord: Alice#8225
Twitter/Twitch/YT/KIK: CeltyPlays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2/

I'm happy to help anyone in need.
Have a good night, I won't be back in this thread, so feel free to do as you like with it.

With love,
Alice

>> No.14049923

>>14049821
you're too retarded to notice you posted the wrong webm half the time

>> No.14049928

>>14049767
Except being a real woman

>> No.14049966

>>14049537
Did Daft Punk and Pikachu have a baby?

>> No.14049972
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>Celty in a body suit

>> No.14050012

>>14049537
jesus christ I just filtered your other thread why can't you just bump that one. sage this thread at least instead of bumping it for hours on end jesus fucking christ. I filtered "cooking with alice" please use that in your fucking threads

>> No.14050014

>>14049928
r00d

>> No.14050042

>>14049821
>unironically promoting social media on 4chan
trannycringe

>> No.14050149

Thanks again Celty, I'm glad I started running into these threads.

>> No.14050276

>>14050012
She won't and I'm bumping just to fuck with you.

>> No.14050331

wtf was this someone explain

>> No.14050444

>>14050331
It's a cooking thread.

>> No.14050453

>>14050331
It's cancer.

>> No.14050488

>>14049537
alice, you must understand Trump is going to raise Thule

>> No.14050521
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>>14049537
Did someone say cooking with Krafty?

>> No.14050539

>>14050521
would unironically watch this before ever watching tranny-chan

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This is the only thing more delicious than those taters. Eyum!

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Fuck off tranny. Everyone is sick of your degenerate pedo shit.

>> No.14050853

>>14049537
Could you put alice3d in subject next time so I can filter your threads?

Thanks.

>> No.14050859

>>14050521
finally.

>> No.14050967

Is this a joke?

>> No.14051090

>>14049537
Thanks for posting an actual thread about cooking.

>> No.14051132
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>> No.14051207

i lov these threads

>> No.14051257

Keep it up

>> No.14051282

>>14051207
You can just say, "I'm gay". It's basically the same thing.

>> No.14051358

>>14049648
mmmmm yes mash them my dear

>> No.14051364

>>14050846
There is genuine evil in the world.
i wish aside from being a part of some goverment agency, there was a way to stomp it out.

>> No.14051370

I almost never follow the threads but it's nice to have some consistency in these dark times. Also it's actually about cooking so lol

>> No.14051390

>>14051370
Fuck off, tranny.

>> No.14051402

>>14051390
I wish I could fuck a qt trans

>> No.14051414

>>14051402
You can, with your dick.

>> No.14051420

almost only a week till Alice's bday, what did you get them anons?

>> No.14051425

>>14051420
Fuck off back to your tranny chaterbate page or whatever. If you want to advertise take it to /b/.

>> No.14051478

>>14049537
tranny

>> No.14051480

>>14051132
anyone who ever thought this wasn't a man is a fucking retard.

>> No.14051643

>>14051480
Looking back it does seem rather obvious now. But then again, everything always does.

>> No.14051732

Look at this disgusting transexual always bumping is own thread for attention, pathetic.
Kill yourself fag and don't ever come back here, we are not homo friendly.

>> No.14051865

>>14049537
I LOVE YOU ALICE <3

>> No.14051927

>>14049537
WELCOME BACK TO ULTRA-CRINGE 101: THE THREAD.

>> No.14052064

>>14049785
Where whatever you want, celty seems fine to me. I'm glad you had fun making them and hope you have a good night

>> No.14052092

>>14049537
tranigger faggot

>> No.14053594

>>14050012
dialate troomer

>> No.14054648

>>14049537
You didn't reply to my email ;_;

>> No.14054708

Look at all these hateful, horny 14 year olds bumping the thread.

Celty, you cool

>> No.14054723

>>14054648
Here's a cooking tip for you: shut the fuck up

>> No.14054794

>>14054708
good to see /ck/ taking the load of tranny solidarity upon their back

>> No.14054819

These threads would be more interesting if you had some cooking skill and made interesting dishes instead of this shit that any stoned zoomer could make

>> No.14054840

>>14054794
It's not solidarity, it's being over 15

>> No.14055131

>>14054708
>>14054794
>>14054840
40% yourself tranny faggots

>> No.14055180 [DELETED] 

>>14054708
fuck off trannynigger
also sage

>> No.14055514

i dont even browse /ck/ but i knew the instant i clicked on that fuckin webm that's a man. LOOK AT HIS FUCKIN HANDS

>> No.14055522

When is Celty gonna make some snus? That's right, let's see whatcha got, robo bitch.

>> No.14055526

>>14055514
>>14055180
>>14055131
>>14054794
Free rent, etc etc.
Go jerk off and you'll feel better, guaranteed

>> No.14055710

>>14055526
>rent free
Is he an american or something?