/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14044072]

Welcome back to Cooking with Celty!
I promised you tendies yesterday, and I delivered today!
Are you stuck inside and want a good, homecooked meal?
Are you craving those tendies that you used to be able to so easily obtain?
Well I have a wonderful recipe for you that will hit the spot!

[Anonymous No.14044081]

>>14044072
yay wb tranny-chan!!!

[Anonymous No.14044082]

Ah, welcome back Alice.

[Anonymous No.14044083]

cute dullahan

[Anonymous No.14044085]

>>14044082
>>14044081
Good to see you <4


Todays dish is a bit of a mouthful, but it's a good one!
Lemon Garlic Parmesan Chicken Tenders!
This recipe is so good I'll make it again before the week is over.

[Anonymous No.14044089]

literally looks like human shit. great job

[Anonymous No.14044091]

>>14044089
Thank you for the constructive criticism.

Okay! You're gonna need quite a few things for this, so do try to follow along:
- 1 large egg
- 2 tbsp olive oil
- 2 tbsp lemon juice
- 1 tbsp chopped parsley
- 2 tsp minced garlic
- 3/4 tsp salt
- 1/4 tsp ground black pepper
- 2 lbs of chicken tenders
- 1 c panko breadcrumbs
- 1/2 c regular breadcrumbs (not pictured)
- 1 tsp paprika (not smoked, unless you want that)
- 1/2 tsp garlic powder
- 1/2 tsp onion powder
- 1/4 c grated parmesan
Whew! Quite a few things, but this will make it super tasty!

[Anonymous No.14044092]

>>14044072
Fuck off, tranny. Let me guess, you're going to "cook" another fucking chicken breast for 2 posts and attention whore for 40.

[Anonymous No.14044097]

So! It's time for the "how-to" part!
In a large bowl, combine the egg and minced garlic! Two at a time~

[Anonymous No.14044098]

>>14044089
rekt hahaha eat a dick stupid tranny attention whore

[Anonymous No.14044109]

Next step, you're gonna wanna add the lemon juice and olive oil to the bowl!
Give it a good whisk after that.

[Anonymous No.14044113]

>>14044097
That helmet is cuter than the expensive plastic one. Nice flavour combination here!

[Anonymous No.14044119]

>>14044113
I think it works a bit better too
Now it's time to add in the parsley, salt and pepper!
Fresh parsley would be better in this case, though if you only have dried like me, that's okay!
Only /ck/ will judge you, and I think that's half the fun!

[Anonymous No.14044124]

Tranny-chan, can you show us your nudes again?

[Anonymous No.14044129]

>>14044124
I'm not trans, sorry.
Dump all that chicken into the egg mixture and set aside.
Let the chicken sit in the egg mixture for about 5 minutes while you prepare the crumb mixture.

[Anonymous No.14044137]

In another large bowl, you're gonna add the cheese and the breadrumbs.
Give that a good mix while you're at it as well.

[Anonymous No.14044140]

>>14044124
>again
i havent been on /ck/ for a month because the tranny janny got me banned. did he really post nudes? did he have a cute femanine benis?

[Anonymous No.14044145]

>>14044140
No, and you are asking for another ban

[Anonymous No.14044146]

It's like a Jack thread that makes itself.

[Anonymous No.14044148]

Pictured: Allen the tranny's hand compared to a chicken egg.

[Anonymous No.14044150]

So in this step, you're going to add in the paprika, garlic powder, and the onion powder!
This will help give the chicken good flavor in the crumb mixture.
Make sure to mix everything up completely.

[Anonymous No.14044157]

>>14044097
>>14044109
Looks like it came out fine, but personally I'd prefer them fried, since you added oil to the mix anyway.

Also, do you let Shinra fuck your neck hole or only the mouth? Always wondered about that.

[Anonymous No.14044162]

>>14044157
What?


Dip the chicken into the breadcrumb mix and press the chicken in the crumb mixture to ensure an even coating.
Remember to keep one had for dry and one hand for wet so you don't get clubbed fingers!

[Anonymous No.14044171]

So now comes the essy part. Place your chicken on the baking sheet and make sure you leave enough room to allow them to cook completely.
Not much else to say but don't crowd the pan!

[Anonymous No.14044192]

Bake the tendies at 400F for 10 minutes!
Make sure you do this on a greased baking sheet.
You could also take the time to spray the top of the chciken tenders with a little cooking spray to get a crispier coating.

[Anonymous No.14044196]

>>14044072
Why don't you get an anigao kirugrumi.

[Anonymous No.14044199]

>>14044196
That shit is flat out weird and creepy

[Anonymous No.14044211]

Flip and bake again for another 10 minutes or so.
I like to turn on the broiler for the last couple mintues to really get that crispy coating on the outside of the chicken.
I wouldn't broil them for more than a couple minutes at a time to make sure you don't burn them.

[Anonymous No.14044218]

Alright, Anonymous! Dinner is served! I hope that you like it!

This meal was super delicious and easy to make! I'm sure that you'll enjoy it too if you try it!

[Anonymous No.14044228]

>>14044218
looks very nice

[Anonymous No.14044237]

>>14044228
Thank you <4


Well, that was my thread guys.
Hope you enjoyed it and that everything looks okay, I've been trying my best to put these out daily as well as improve the quality of the cinematography. Hope it shows.

Stay safe, wash your hands, I love you <4

[Anonymous No.14044240]

>>14044218
Stubbs is quality sauce. Do you ever get the big bottle of Thai Kitchens sweet chili sauce at Costco? That stuff's amazing on chicken too, and everything else!

[Anonymous No.14044242]

>>14044072
This shit is cringe as fuck and barely even qualifies as cooking. Next he's going to start advertising his twitch or whatever.

[Anonymous No.14044243]

>>14044242
This is cooking dude, the fuck your problem?

[Anonymous No.14044245]

>>14044072
Hi Alice! Can you stop having dudes on your streams? I don't like it

[Anonymous No.14044256]

>>14044245
so you just want dead air?

[Anonymous No.14044261]

>>14044256
I really wish she was trans, but she isn't. Explains why she's so bad at cooking

[Anonymous No.14044268]

Napalm recipe on /sci/ when?

[Anonymous No.14044278]

>>14044072
>>14044085
>>14044091
>>14044097
>>14044109
>>14044119
>>14044129
>>14044137
>>14044150
>>14044162
>>14044171
>>14044192
>>14044211
>>14044218
Why aren't you s-stuttering anymore when you type A-a-alice?

[Anonymous No.14044290]

>>14044278
We got a fraud Alice? Makes me wonder how many of those dickered cat threads are fakes.

[Anonymous No.14044310]

Look at those wide shoulders kek.

[Anonymous No.14044314]

>>14044072
Its a bit cringey as a daily thread. But you seem to enjoy doing it.
I must say that I love your kitchen colors

[Anonymous No.14044322]

So what next on the menu Alice? Do fish and chip. Glad you are still on 4chan despite all the autist calling u a fag.

[Anonymous No.14044332]

>>14044290
The 10 most recent dickered threads (at least) were made by some sick copycat who can't get over the fact that the poor dickered guy passed away

[Anonymous No.14044337]

>>14044290
It's probably some autist trying to get alice threads banned by posting them to every board.

[Anonymous No.14044343]

>>14044337
I hope it works.

[Anonymous No.14044346]

>>14044314
she literally hates doing this

[Anonymous No.14044347]

>>14044332
The dickered guy will be back soon with brand new cute cat pictures

[Anonymous No.14044348]

>>14044346
No she doesn't.

[Anonymous No.14044351]

>>14044348
she does

[Anonymous No.14044360]

>>14044310
Uhmm t~teehee I'm a lady with ladylike shoulder thanks for pointing them out!

[Anonymous No.14044362]

>>14044351
No.

[Anonymous No.14044363]

>>14044347
How the fuck do you post on 4chan from a ouija board?

[Anonymous No.14044369]

>>14044362
>>14044362
t's the truth

[Anonymous No.14044370]

>>14044363
You have no oroof he's ded

[Anonymous No.14044384]

>>14044369
Alright fine, it's the truth.

[Anonymous No.14044392]

>>14044384
no it isn't

[Anonymous No.14044395]

>>14044261

[Anonymous No.14044396]

>>14044395
why post that? it literally proves nothing

[Anonymous No.14044397]

>>14044392
I'm looking forward to the next one with seasoned rabbit.

[Anonymous No.14044407]

>>14044072

I used to go to that chicken spot near Santa Ana Not sure if thats a chain or not but REALLY GOOD CHICKEN.
They had a nice cock on the roof too

[Anonymous No.14044419]

>>14044072
god I would literally eat her ass no questions asked(showeror no shower) idgaf

[Anonymous No.14044434]

>>14044419
why did you say this
it cost you nothing to not say it

[Anonymous No.14044464]

>>14044211
looks good, I'm gonna try this on the morrow

[Anonymous No.14044465]

>>14044396
Son, you're about as sharp as a bowling ball.

[Anonymous No.14044472]

>>14044434
I like that other people read it too :)

[Anonymous No.14044481]

>>14044465
and it still doesn't prove a damn thing

[Anonymous No.14044483]

>>14044370
His death cert and obituary are literally in the archives

[Anonymous No.14044494]

>>14044072
it's a dumb tranny bumps their thread for hours edition. can't you make a video rather than spend hours and hours on this shit?

[Anonymous No.14044495]

>>14044483
>Doesn't provide a link
>Doode trust me he's dead

[Anonymous No.14044527]

>>14044495
If I didn't know any better, I'd think that YOU were the copycat

[Anonymous No.14044620]

>>14044237
wishing you the best alice, thanks for stopping by

[Anonymous No.14044625]

>>14044620
Right bsck at you

[Anonymous No.14044675]

>>14044072
moving to /ck/ because /b/ sucks?

[Anonymous No.14044676]

>>14044675
I posted on /b/ tonight too. Thread just died. Went fine.

[Anonymous No.14044695]

>>14044676
>Went fine.

i saw it

thats why i am asking if your ok

[Anonymous No.14044700]

>>14044695
As I said, it went fine.

[Anonymous No.14044715]

>>14044700
clearly
<sarcastic font>

[Anonymous No.14044716]

>>14044715
I mean, if you take a look in the archive, you'll see that was actually a better than usual thread

[Anonymous No.14044730]

>>14044727
As I said, the evidence is in the archive. Monday went really well though.

[Anonymous No.14044762]

>tranny is a /b/tard
Now it makes sense. It's been years since I visited /b/ but it's just as low quality as ever.

[Anonymous No.14044764]

>>14044762
it's not a tranny

[Anonymous No.14044790]

>>14044072
lookin fine in that pleather. I'd rail your boipuss you faggot tranny

[Anonymous No.14044791]

>>14044790
It's leather and that's a woman

[Anonymous No.14044794]

>>14044791
that's a twink on hrt

[Anonymous No.14044799]

>>14044794
Prove it

[Anonymous No.14044800]

>>14044794
What makes you so confident it is even on hrt?

[Anonymous No.14044805]

>>14044800
what makes you so confident its a man

[Anonymous No.14044809]

>>14044799
>>14044395
>neck
>hands
>jaw
That's a man baby

[Anonymous No.14044816]

>>14044809
Citation needed, we confirmed her hands are well within average womans size

[Anonymous No.14044819]

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[Anonymous No.14044833]

>>14044816
note: the ring finger is linger then the index finger.
lack of long arm hair

not a dude

[Anonymous No.14044840]

>>14044072
i hate women so much it's unreal bros. why can't they just fucking make themselves invisible.

[Anonymous No.14044844]

>>14044833
Correct.

[Anonymous No.14044846]

>>14044840
Why?

[Anonymous No.14044867]

>>14044840
past resentment i assuming?

[Anonymous No.14044916]

>>14044816
Alice, stop

[Anonymous No.14044918]

>>14044916
not alice but ok

[Anonymous No.14044925]

>>14044918
Ok Celty

[Anonymous No.14044928]

>>14044925
not celty but ok

[Anonymous No.14044933]

>>14044928
Ok Liar

[Anonymous No.14044937]

>>14044933
ok retard

[Anonymous No.14044939]

>>14044937
Hi Alice!

[Anonymous No.14044945]

>>14044939
ok super retard

[Anonymous No.14044948]

>>14044945
Alice mad

[Anonymous No.14044950]

>>14044764
it's pretty obvious that's a tranny

[Anonymous No.14044952]

>>14044948
okay hyper retard

[Anonymous No.14044960]

>>14044952
Alice mean when mad. Fake nice persona goes out window!

[Anonymous No.14044971]

>>14044960
not OP but ok hyper chaos retard

[Anonymous No.14044972]

>>14044816
>starts measuring above the wrist
kek nice try faggot tranny

[Anonymous No.14044979]

>>14044833
>the ring finger is longer than the index
that's what is expected in males... just you know fyi

[Anonymous No.14044985]

>>14044972
that's not above the wrist
>>14044979
You are just wrong and apparently can't even look at a picture. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.14045000]

>>14044985
>note: the ring finger is linger then the index finger.
if you are going to call in an anatomic ratio to weigh your case you should probably google it first.

[Anonymous No.14045015]

Cooking with Celtrans

[Anonymous No.14045040]

Which biological male looks more like a female, the revolting beta male Alice or this? Not close right? Why even live Alice? I'm serious you should kys.

[Anonymous No.14045050]

>>14045040
ngl, this and OP's physique are pretty damn close lmao

[Anonymous No.14045108]

Stop posting this tranny faggot

[Anonymous No.14045259]

>>14044072
You are aware that you chose someone who can't fucking taste food as a cosplay don't you retard?

[Anonymous No.14045272]

[Anonymous No.14045280]

>>14045272
Wtf is wrong with the nail on that nasty ass thumb?

[Anonymous No.14045364]

>>14045280
They're just thin. Biotin supplement would help.

[Anonymous No.14045476]

>>14044072
Thanks

[Anonymous No.14045486]

>>14045364
It's yellow and crusty, man. Wtf

[Anonymous No.14045489]

>>14044072
Oh hey it's the tranny again.

[Anonymous No.14045496]

Someone is posting board related OC to 4chan. They are making the effort to make something topical and relevant. Why do you give a flying fuck what type of genitals are contained in their pants? How does that at all matter to the Food & Cooking content?

[Anonymous No.14045502]

>>14045496
you seem upset

[Anonymous No.14045516]

>>14044483
Whatttttt

[Anonymous No.14045536]

>>14045502
Not upset, just confused as to the content of the thread.
It’s nice to see something other than mcchicken, Za, and obvious marketing bullshit threads.
Is all the random penis speculation just filler to keep the thread bumped?
29mjnutes till page 10, when did /ck start moving so fast?

[Anonymous No.14045545]

>>14045536
Oldfags understand he's in it for the abuse.

[Anonymous No.14045553]

Thank you Alice you are truly my greatest ally

[Anonymous No.14045554]

>>14045545
This. Everyone involved is enjoying it. It's like a weird internet BDSM

[Anonymous No.14045563]

Go away Kraft Punk!

[Anonymous No.14045580]

>>14045554
Ah, carry on I suppose. Sorry to have interrupted your spank session with my pearl clutching.
Sorry, have not been on /ck much lately, this was my first time in one of their threads and was just happy to see some OC.

[Anonymous No.14045611]

>>14045502
Measuring somebody's hands to find out if they're trans is rational i guess

[Anonymous No.14045857]

Bump

[Anonymous No.14046195]

>>14045272
Look how thick that wrist is. That's the hand of a man.

[Anonymous No.14046733]

>>14045280
It's clubbed

[Anonymous No.14046744]

>>14044072
at first glance honestly thought Daft Punk had a new cooking channel

[Anonymous No.14047449]

>>14044481
it's purpose is not to prove anything. it's an image. we can see it. sorry :(

[Anonymous No.14047765]

>tfw no FEMALE celty gf

[Anonymous No.14047774]

>>14044085
I'm harder than ice in a diamond storm right now

[Anonymous No.14047798]

>>14044072
Who is filming?

[Anonymous No.14047807]

>>14044072
I want to turn that guy upside down and shit in the bucket.

The tendies look decent, but this is a deepfryin' board and we don't take kindly to ovenfags.

[Anonymous No.14047816]

idc about the edrama but it's a pretty nifty format