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What are some foods or drinks that are certain to give me explosive diarrhea? Don't have any pic related, and coffee and spicy foods don't work for me anymore.

>> No.14035291

4 elgin sausages
quart of chocolate milk + 5 teaspoons of inositol
2 mcdonalds breakfast sandwiches

>> No.14035303

>>14035284
Undercooked salmon with a slightly fishy smell. It won't make you sick, but you'll wet shit your brains out. Why do you want to have diarrhea?

>> No.14035325

>>14035303
It's easy to lose weight if you're shitting everything out

>> No.14035327

>>14035303
I miss my coffee shits, and am super backed up

>> No.14035333

>>14035284
Lots of alcohol, beer is the best because you get two effects.

>> No.14035385

>>14035284
Eat a whole bunch of bananas at once, or an entire papaya

>> No.14035390

>>14035333
Can't argue with those trips, or using the 5th of may as an excuse for drinking
cheers, mate

>> No.14035396
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>>14035284
epsom salts will do the trick, or eat a spoonful of vaseline

>> No.14035595

>>14035284
Indian food at a restaurant. Their personal hygiene is so appalling you'll almost definitely get explosive diarrhea.

>> No.14035669

>>14035325
that's called bulimia

>> No.14035732

>>14035325
Just eat less

>> No.14036817

Rum

>> No.14037065

Open a can of saurkraut and eat the whole thing.

Trust me. This will clean you out. I ate this a few times because it has low calories, but oh my god will it ring your guts out like a wet sock

>> No.14037089

>>14035595
keep your antiquated racist stereotypes out of my thread thanks

>> No.14037092

>>14035284
Eating a lot of heavily salted food and then chugging several litres of water later that day can usually trigger massive osmotic diarrhea as the salty food draws a huge amount of fluid into your colon. Just don't try holding it in for too long or you will pass out from dehydration and shit yourself.

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>>14035284
Couple of these will get you shitting 3 to 4 times a day.

>> No.14037146

>>14035284
Raw sauerkraut or the juice from a can or glas of it (known as a natural laxiative here in germany).
Eating hard leafy greens without chewing thoroughly.

>> No.14037175

>>14035333
man, the toilets i've destroyed after a night of beer drinking.

>> No.14037184

>>14037089
Hey, you're not me, and this isn't your thread. Normally I absolutely despise /pol/smokers shitting up this board with off-topic racist bullshit, but just for that impersonation attempt, racist garbage is officially allowed in my thread this one time.

>> No.14037201

>>14037184
based and fuck niggerspilled

>> No.14037405

>>14035284
Cocaine. God I miss cocaine.

>> No.14037426

>>14035284
Melt a pound of butter and drink it.

>> No.14037430

>>14037405
Lol if your cocaine made you shit your dealer was cutting your shit with baby lax retard

>> No.14037469

>>14036817
Didnt think I had any, but it turns out I do, cheers

>>14037065
Don't have any of this though

>>14037092
Salt is already like 50% of my diet, I'll just have to remember to drink water, I'm bad at drinking when I'm drinking

>>14037426
Ok

>>14037405
Sadly don't have any of this either, but >>14037430

>> No.14037555

>>14035284
Eat a can of sauerkraut and chase it with a bunch of whole milk.

>> No.14037683

>>14037555
This thread is just making me realize I'm not well stocked at all, don't even have any milk

>> No.14038028
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>>14037683
And I've become drunk enough to make it the horrible diarrhea-inducing mixed drinks thread First you take 1 part butter

>> No.14038042
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>>14038028
melt it down

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>>14038042
throw into cup, salt shotglass lightly

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>>14038054
one part vodka

>> No.14038082
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>>14038068
one part rum

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>>14038082
snd one part taco sauce

>> No.14038107

>>14037065
Definitely the sodium content unless you buy the fancy refrigerated stuff that has live cultures. Hope you don't do it often, senpai.

>> No.14038114

>>14038082
BASED>>14038054
>>14038042
>>14038028
>>14038054

>> No.14038115

>>14038096
is this spicy butterbeer?
because i dig it

>> No.14038122

>>14038096
>butter
>alcohol
>hot sauce
nigga gonna die of acid reflux before alcohol poisoning

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>>14038096
mix well

>> No.14038154

>>14038122
I've been slowly dying of acid reflux my entire life,this is nothing to me

>>14038115
I have no idea, but it surprissingly is not half bad, very salty, but kinda good actually

>> No.14038199

>>14038126
Step 8: drink quickly, the butter hardens very fast making it harder to drink

>> No.14038251

>>14038199
9: shit your brains out, it hasn't happened yet, but I feel it coming

>> No.14040110

kale smoothies always get me

>> No.14040123

>>14035284
creatine + coffee

>> No.14041441

>>14038251
Keep me posted.

>> No.14041457

>>14035284

Unironically Chipotle. Not because of food poisoning but it makes me shit 30-60 minutes after guaranteed.

Burrito bowl
Carnitas
Pinto
Fajita veg
White rice
Hot salsa
Sour cream
Guac cheese
Lettucd

>> No.14041479

>>14041441
I didn't think this thread would still be alive, but I did sucessfully have a really messy shit and promptly passed out afterwards. I guess it was a pretty good cinco de mayo all in all.

>> No.14041533
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For those who don't know, the worst diarrhea you can possibly get is with large quantities of fake sweeteners.

Most fake sugars are called "sugar alcohols". Simply, they don't usually have calories because they aren't a macronutrient and don't get absorbed by the body.

HOWEVER, sugar alcohols still leech water out of your large intestine as they pass through your body. Leading to very, very extreme diarrhea and farting.

Here's an example:

https://youtu.be/sMjgaa5j_LE?t=779