ITT: Cocktails you've invented

[Anonymous No.14022044]

3 parts ginger beer
1 part Everclear
Some mint leaves

I call it the Stalingrad Mule

[Anonymous No.14022056]

2 shots of Tequila
1 oz grenadine
1 cup my own piss

I call it the Grylls Sunset

[Anonymous No.14022065]

>>14022044
What does it taste like?

[Anonymous No.14022068]

equal parts whole milk and Di'saronno
1 ice cube per 4oz

won't get you drunk, but it's like an almond cream saver

[Anonymous No.14022078]

>>14022065
Like a Moscow Mule because Everclear doesn't taste like anything

[Anonymous No.14022087]

The Ghetto Blaster:
First, you get a 2 liter of any lime flavored, green bottle, shit house soft drink drink. Then you pour out 2/3 of it. just in the sink or on the dirt. THEN you pour in Vodka. Or Whiskey, depending of you want your night to be fast or slow. then you walk around in the neighborhood with friends, sharing, watching fireworks and shitting in bushes.

[Anonymous No.14022088]

>>14022068
So a "Toasted Almond"?

[Anonymous No.14022096]

>>14022056

nice

[Anonymous No.14022098]

8 or so oz of Gilbey's Gin that your roommate gave you
2 oz of Inca Kola you have sitting around

The "I just wanna get trashed on a weeknight during freshman year of college"

[Anonymous No.14022112]

>>14022098
Had something similar
Half a two liter of Shasta Mountain Rush
As much cooking sherry as you can stomach

The BYU Idaho

[Anonymous No.14022118]

>>14022044
>baja blast
Stopped reading there.

[Anonymous No.14022121]

>>14022088
...well shit. that actually sounds better.

[Anonymous No.14022124]

>>14022056
I could imagine making this a gimmick drink at a bar and having hipsters come from all over to "try it". Just have the bartender give them 1 plastic cup with tequila and another small cup with the grenadine. Put a sharpie line on the plastic up where 1 additional cup would go to and let them take it to the bathroom to fill it and pour the grenadine in after. Charge them $12 a drink and hang a picture of them drinking it on some "wall of fame". You'd have a bar full of hipster faggots from all across the world paying you to drink their own piss.

[Anonymous No.14022136]

>>14022056

[Anonymous No.14022222]

>>14022044
Garden of Stones:
>1 oz pot still unaged rum
>1 oz blended lightly aged rum
>1 oz grapefruit juice
>1 oz cinnamon syrup
>2 dashes of Angostura bitters

Dump the Wings:
>1 oz pot still unaged rum
>1 oz blended lightly aged rum
>1/2 oz grapefruit juice
>1/2 oz lime juice
>1 oz honey syrup
>pinch of allspice

The two main ones I've been drinking as of late.

[Anonymous No.14022261]

isopropyl alcohol and tang served in a hobos sneaker.

[Anonymous No.14022464]

>>14022044
2 shots of rum in a can of pre mixed clamato juice
I call it Pussy Juice

[Anonymous No.14022893]

>>14022044
>four loko
>5 hour energy shot
>2 shots skol vodka
Skull fuck

[Anonymous No.14022929]

>>14022893
Made something similar, called it Mad Cow cause it put holes in my brain

[Anonymous No.14022933]

>"Down with Imperialism"
>2 liters of Coke
>1 liter of Sprite
>6 dl of Kentucky Gentleman
>2 corn cobs
>mix it in a 10 gallon stetson
>pour it down your gullet in one sip
>pogo for a while
>rush to the bathroom and kneel in front of the toilet
>the products of imperialism will first come up from your belly, and then go down the shitter

[Anonymous No.14022998]

Mexican fruit stand:
>Tequila
>Tajin rim
>Frozen cubes of watermelon, cucumber and cantaloupe
>Pineapple juice

[Anonymous No.14023066]

>>14022087
Fucking Steve

[Anonymous No.14023110]

>>14022044
Evan Williams mixed with Mt Dew Voltage, call it the Kentucky Execution. Tastes like shit but I was poor and didn't want to drink it straight

[Anonymous No.14023256]

>>14022096
How many episodes did you have to watch before you realized he has a piss fetish?

[Anonymous No.14023270]

>>14022044
3 CUPS OF VODKA
3 CUPS OF RUM
3 CUPS OF CAMPBELL'S SOUP
2 GIRLS 1 CUP

I CALL IT THE FUCK MY MOUTH. SERVE IT IN A PLASTIC BAG.

[Anonymous No.14023278]

A smidgen of peach liquor. Maybe an ounce or so. A shot of whiskey (I use bourbon) and gin. Serve in a pint glass on the rocks and fill the rest of the glass with ginger beer. Pretty fucking good.

[Anonymous No.14023661]

>>14022044
Scanky Jack
>Jackdaniels
>bacardi superior
>pickle from the jar
33/33/33

[Anonymous No.14023667]

>>14023661
Skanky* I am drunk.

[Anonymous No.14024058]

Vodka with river water. I call it the Russian drought

[Anonymous No.14024080]

>>14022044
Orange juice
vodka
rum
i call it: the niggerkiller2000

[Anonymous No.14024081]

Pointy Uncle
>1 shot Peach Ice Tea
>1 shot white rum
>1 shot jagermesiter
>Ground cardomen shells on top

[Anonymous No.14024093]

"Couch"
>A shot glass of Kalua mixed with Sour Gummy Worms
>named after how it tastes
>was only done for the camaraderie of drinking a gross thing together

"Sucker Punch"
> 2 or 3 parts Gin, 2 parts pineapple Juice, 1 part orange Triple-Sec, squeeze of lime
>Stir together in a glass with ice
>Do a float on top of Tabasco sauce, or whatever hot sauce
Sounds gross as well, but actually really nice. You get the fruitiness up front, then the float of sauce hits the back of your tongue and finishes with a tex mex kind of flavor.

[Anonymous No.14024128]

>>14022044
creme de cacao and cold brew coffee

[Anonymous No.14024140]

>>14022044
You could say I've dabbled. Came up with Brumskey. It's brandy, rum and whiskey.
Also Strongbullvodmeister. You can probably guess what's in it.

[Anonymous No.14024814]

basic as all hell but:

>Tennessee Screwdriver
>3/4 Apple Juice
>1/4 Jack Daniels/Jim Beam

[Anonymous No.14024857]

1 large bottle Champagne
1 can of rockstar orange creamcicle
2 litre of 7up

Sounds like shit but tastes like heaven

[Anonymous No.14024887]

>DUDE IT TAKES A REAL MANY GENTLEMAN TO CRAFT A UNIQUE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE!

[Anonymous No.14024919]

>>14022933
Cringe

[Anonymous No.14025057]

>>14022044
There was this drink I had about 6 years ago in some knockoff Dave n Buster's in Pensacola when I went to watch my former guitar teacher's band play that was either called "Nobody Knows" or "Nobody Cares". It was whiskey, rum, amaretto, brandy, grenadine, and soda. I remade it back when I worked at the liquor store.
>1 miniature of Red Stag Jim Beam
>1 miniature of Captain Morgan spiced rum
>1 miniature of Apple Paul Masson Brandy
>1 miniature of Disaronno
>A little grenadine
>A splash of coke
The recreation was alright. I'd probably call it Dr. Bucket's Tonic. There was this one drink I made around that time that was alright as well, a miniature of Grand Marnier and an 8 oz can of Mountain Dew Ice. The orange liqueur really blends well with the citrus flavor of mtn dew ice.

[Anonymous No.14025107]

>>14023270
based as fuck

[Anonymous No.14025171]

1 shot of whiskey
juice from half a lemon
1 shot of water
1 teaspoon of caramel sauce

Didn't really taste that good.

I am trying to recreate a cocktail I got one monday night after smoking with some friends. Best cocktail I have ever tried, and I have tried several cocktails from top 20 cocktail bars. I can't remember much, but it could possibly be described as a whiskey caramel sour.

[Anonymous No.14025798]

>>14022044
1x 16oz Bud Light
1x Blue Rasberry Koolaid Packet
1x 16oz Mtn Dew

[Anonymous No.14026164]

>>14022222
Why did you name them that?

[Anonymous No.14026221]

Left handed screwdriver
>1 part lemon juice
>2 parts orange juice
>3 parts vodka
Honest to god, if you're looking for something to sip instead of downing one after the other, this is unexpectedly good.

Unnamed thing I made up at a party to bully some fag bartender wannabe rick and morty fan
>2 parts sprite
>1 part clear rum
>1 part vodka
>put a pickle in it

[Anonymous No.14026367]

2 parts orange soda
1 part tequila
1 part wodka

[Anonymous No.14027464]

>>14022044
zima and cherry 7up we called it cough syrup.

[Anonymous No.14027480]

>>14022078
everclear tastes like alcohol.