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If it's lactose-free, why is she brapping?

>> No.14010680
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>brapping

>> No.14010706

this is so retarded it hurts

>> No.14010728

mmm yes

>> No.14010744

>no chocolate milk version of the ad

>> No.14010747

>ultra pasteurized
ah thanks I wanted my expensive milk to taste worse just so you can cheap out on managing your supply line

>> No.14010792

>>14010663
That’s diarrhea mate. Only very thin models get to pose in extra calcium milk ads, so she’s ditching ballast to weigh less. The way these things work is that the scale is connected to the camera; when it detects she’s become worthy of starring in the ad the camera automatically takes a picture. She didn’t expect to be caught mid-shit though, which is why she’s surprised.

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>>14010706
There's a whole series of these.

>> No.14010992

>>14010900
sauce? I could go for a little raging

>> No.14010999

>>14010900
just realized how brain dead that was. I can use google just fine

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>>14010992

>> No.14011178

>>14010663
Damn I'm surprised they could get away with such a based ad in the era of obese hairy armpit feminists who foam at the mouth at the very sight of white beauty

>> No.14011187

I accidentally bought a block of lactose-free cheddar today. What can I expect from this? How bad will it be?

>> No.14011191

>>14011187
Expect vinegary shits. You've been warned.

>> No.14011262

>>14011187
Cheddar and most hard cheeses don't typically have a lactose content in the first place. I sure hope you didn't pay extra.

>> No.14011281

>>14011262
No, it was actually on sale and cheaper than all of the other cheddar in the store, which is why I grabbed it in the first place. Did not realize til later that it was "lactose free"

>> No.14012424

>>14010663
on an empty stomach sugary liquids/foods induce gas, in me atleast
cake, icecream, milk, juice, granola bars, fruit etc

>> No.14012453

This stuff is good for making yogurt.

>> No.14012461

i like the flavor of fairlife

>> No.14012476

>>14012453
I thought you needed the lactose to make yogurt..

>> No.14012481
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14012481

Fuck, this is the best one yet.

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>>14012481
I think I have a new fetish.

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>>14012489

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>>14012498

>> No.14012510

Comfy advertising. I was feeling demoralized for a little bit.

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>>14012505

>> No.14012646

These ads would be better if the women were naked and milking their breasts into a fairlife bottle.

>> No.14012731

>>14010663
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NOW EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THESE ADS I JUST IMAGINE THE SOUND

>> No.14012743

>>14012476
just mix a spoonful of yogurt with fairlife

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>>14010663

>> No.14013576

These are some nice pics
Supposedly they were made by actually splashing milk onto the models. I thought it was all just cgi

>> No.14014348

>>14011187
all they do is add a bit of lactase to break down the sugars.

It should still be like any other cheese.

>> No.14015070

>>14012481
hnggg

>> No.14015107

>>14011281
>Did not realize til later that it was "lactose free"
A lot of hard cheese has that on the label just to inform lactose-intolerant people they can eat it I guess. It's not uncommon to see.

>> No.14015488

what is this
did a bukkake addict come up with this shit

>> No.14015548

>>14011178
It's almost like such an era doesn't even exist and you fell for /pol/ddit memes

>> No.14015615

>>14010663
Undigested runs?

>> No.14015921

>>14013576
This can't be true. There's no trail originating from the vessel from which the milk was splashed, at all. It's way too perfect. The only possibility is a milk water balloon of some sort and that's too far fetched

>> No.14016421

>>14015921
Well I guess that gets taken out in the digital editing

>> No.14016520

>>14013576
they're obviously wearing latex or silicone and then the photos are shooped after