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[Anonymous No.14005762]

How many 40ozs can you drink a night?

[Anonymous No.14005790]

Going to try to drink 4 tonight, just got suspended from work for telling a coworker I hope he gets corona virus

[Anonymous No.14005824]

>>14005762
I once finished 9 40's of Olde English and ate an entire xl stuffed sausage pizza when I was 20

[Anonymous No.14005825]

not for me
i drink a couple beers and i get dizzy and my tummy feels funny and i can't stop peeing

[Anonymous No.14006318]

>>14005790
Based

[Anonymous No.14006338]

>>14005824
I don't believe you

[Anonymous No.14006352]

unironically did edward-fortyhands back in school with 5 others. we all had our shit taped up. they all dropped left and right, mostly because of throwing up. we weren't even going at that fast of a pace, just hanging out for the most part. only thing i learned is that it's a mass thing; the larger you were, the further you got. i was the tallest, so i won.
subscribe more for my shitty blog.

[Anonymous No.14006362]

>>14006352
The key to edward 40 hands is to have your dick out

[Anonymous No.14006364]

>>14005762
Probably three, if I paced myself.

[Anonymous No.14006378]

>>14006352
You guys pass out from 2x40oz cans?

[Anonymous No.14006385]

I usually drink 2-3 a night pre coronavirus. My alcoholism was out of control. Im sure ive done 4 though.

Now with lockdown ive drank maybe 3 total in the past month cuz im afraid of getting sick while drunk.

[Anonymous No.14006411]

>>14005762
i dont drink 40s anymore because im no longer poor but when i did i used to be able to go through 3 king cobras before i started to get sick. not like drunk sick but just too much gross ass beer

[Anonymous No.14006417]

drank 3 with 3 whiskey shots

[Anonymous No.14006420]

>>14005825
unironically wear a diaper

[Anonymous No.14006422]

>>14006385
lolol if you could stop so quickly and willingly your alcoholism wasn't out of control

[Anonymous No.14006426]

>>14006362
that too. watching college kids with 2 forties taped to their hands trying to help others unzip their flies is an event worth paying for.

>>14006378
most of us didn't; that was just the start of the night. our one friend, who is 5'4, blacked out (like he usually does because he keeps pace with everyone else who was taller, he still kept partying though), but that was it. i don't remember the rest of the night, but i'm certain that's because it was lost to time. i remember feeling OK after that.
fuck, i miss college-level alcohol tolerances.

[Anonymous No.14006436]

>>14006362
Tru. The hardest part is not pissing ur pants

[Anonymous No.14006466]

>>14006422

I tapered and went through withdrawals for a week

[Anonymous No.14006505]

4 and maybe 5 if I push it.

[Anonymous No.14006524]

Of what, beer?
Uhhhh... between 6 and 10.

[Anonymous No.14006549]

>>14005762
All of them

[Anonymous No.14006596]

>>14006352
if you legitimately have a blog I will add it to my feedly, but for the time being, I will reblog this entry

[Anonymous No.14006613]

>>14005824
That is literally 10,000+ calories you fat drunken fuck

[Anonymous No.14006622]

>>14006338
Im not him but at 20 it would be possible if he was already a little bit experienced drinking. But I fucking guarantee he pissed himself in the bed / threw up in bed and was hungover for 2 days which is impossible at 20.
>>14005824

[Anonymous No.14006623]

>>14005762
recently i drank 5l of green apple soda with 1.5l of water within around 2-2.5h
i being a piss cistern so i do it rarely
back when i drank beer, i could down 2-2.5l rel fast

[Anonymous No.14006765]

>>14005762
https://youtu.be/svYkQPUinNY
40oz, 40oz. but i think like two and a half.

[Anonymous No.14006774]

>>14006596
sent ;)

[Anonymous No.14006998]

>>14006774
that's cruel

[Anonymous No.14007052]

>>14006352
>it's a mass thing; the larger you were, the further you got
Drinking isn't boxing. Sure, in general bigger people are going to be able to handle more, but there's a lot more other factors involved.

[Anonymous No.14007064]

>>14005762
2 gets me sloppy drunk, 3 is likely my limit.

[Anonymous No.14007066]

I don't drink as much beer as I used too. It's not strong enough and makes me piss all night. Now I'll drink a few pint sized bottles of stout then move onto a few bottles of wine.

[Anonymous No.14007090]

Depends how early the night gets started and how many girls are around. I’m not staying up all night drinking that trash unless there’s at least a small chance I’m getting my dick wet. If there’s no girls I’m drinking one maybe smoking a bit and going the fuck to bed.

[Anonymous No.14007097]

>>14005762
>ozs
what does this mean? you faggot borgers when you obey the based imperial metrics?

[Anonymous No.14007112]

>>14005762
3 If I ate already and can pace myself. I usually drink 8-10 beers a night over the course of 3 or 4 hours.
t. Alcoholic from Wisconsin

[Anonymous No.14007175]

3-4 a night. it's comfy to sit and sip.

[Anonymous No.14007214]

>>14007097
Americans are perfectly capable of using mls and grams when they need to. Why are you so retarded?

[Anonymous No.14007238]

>>14007214
am I? so this is me using all these endless who the fuck knows what measures huh? obey the imperial system.

[Anonymous No.14007242]

>>14007112
>t. Alcoholic from Wisconsin
bit redundant

[Anonymous No.14007636]

>>14005790
let's fucking go rofl

[Anonymous No.14007887]

>>14007112
If you're in the Milwaukee area, you can get good Polish beer at the deli in Greendale

[Anonymous No.14008151]

>>14007887
b-baca

[Anonymous No.14008342]

>>14005762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI&t=

[Anonymous No.14009806]

>>14005762
too many

[Anonymous No.14010055]

>>14005762
Yuropoor here. What does it taste like? Cheap beer?

[Anonymous No.14010352]

>>14005762
Watchu no bout dat

[Anonymous No.14010923]

>>14005762
is there any point in trying one if you can afford better?

[Anonymous No.14011062]

>>14005824
This is physically impossible. Unless you drank that much over a 48 hour bender, your body would start to reject any more fluid or alcohol.

[Anonymous No.14011072]

>>14011062
It's not that much my man

[Anonymous No.14011210]

>>14005762
Alright, I've never had alcohol, I'm 25, and I don't have much money. If I go and buy a 40oz, what gets me the best bang for the buck? I don't give a shit about taste, I'm downing it as fast as I can. What am I in for, with no tolerance?

[Anonymous No.14011227]

>>14011210
Get Stung™

[Anonymous No.14011229]

>>14011210
>I don't give a shit about taste, I'm downing it as fast as I can. What am I in for, with no tolerance?

Vomiting

[Anonymous No.14011260]

>>14011227
What's the percentage? Is it less than $6?
>>14011229
Huh, well, what if I hold it in? Are there any over the counter antiemetics? I could save up to buy those.

[Anonymous No.14011297]

>>14005762
that's 3.5* 12 oz beers
so probably 4-6 fo-tee's

[Anonymous No.14011308]

>>14011072
10 liters is a shitload of liquid for even one day.

[Anonymous No.14011339]

>>14011308
Trust me bro as an alcoholic I could easily drink that much beer over the course of a day if there was no other source of alcohol available. Mind you I started as soon as I woke up.

[Anonymous No.14011362]

>>14011210
Throwing up. Don't down a whole 40, just drink half of it until you're nice and tipsy. It takes a while to take effect so chugging is not a good idea.

[Anonymous No.14011397]

>>14011362
How long, roughly speaking? 1-2 hours? My dad was an alcoholic but he was also perpetually drunk, even when perfectly sober for a few days, so I never got a chance to observe the rate of onset.

[Anonymous No.14011505]

Havent had any since high school but I drink 30 oz. Of vodka a night. So probably at least 3 probably 4

[Anonymous No.14011522]

>>14011397
you must know that with that family record, you most likely will be turning on a switch you cant turn back.
especially with an attitude like that

[Anonymous No.14011642]

>>14010352
Prolly lots.

[Anonymous No.14011743]

>>14005824
>>14005790

I maxed out at 5 Ballantines one night.

[Anonymous No.14011911]

>>14005762
In college I used to buy 3 forty's of King Cobra to pregame alone watching this concert on youtube lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKPY2rVCIOw

Then I'd go to the bar and drink a pitcher and several long island iced teas

[Anonymous No.14011921]

>>14005762
>>14008342
>drinks one beer
>gets blackout drunk

[Anonymous No.14011975]

no one ever posts steeleman, i'm sort of surprised
https://youtu.be/odisc59JK6g

[Anonymous No.14011989]

>>14011062
>think theres physical limits to gluttony

foit me cunt ill bodyslam you into a pulp!

[Anonymous No.14012008]

Anybody know where I can buy 40oz's in north Georgia? none of the weak ass local gas stations have any. its fucking stupid

and before you say "just buy two 22oz's", i do and its a fucking hassle. way easier to just have one big bottle

[Anonymous No.14012015]

>>14012008
just buy an 80 oz and pour half out

[Anonymous No.14012027]

>>14012015
they dont sell anything larger than a 32oz, and those are just regular beers

i need 40oz malt liquor

[Anonymous No.14012052]

>>14012015
if i had 50oz and an 30oz, but i could only drink 40oz how do i use the other bottles to make sure i get 40oz of booze?

[Anonymous No.14012067]

I used to work at Wendy's and I'd drink two steel reserve 40s a night and black out and piss my bed pretty often. I'd also bike 10 miles a day to and from work and had lost a ton of the weight id gained drinking whiskey and eating from 7/11 when I didn't have a job.

[Anonymous No.14012107]

>>14012067
>tfw tolerance starts building up

[Anonymous No.14012118]

>>14010055
it tastes like malt liquor. so yes, slightly sweeter cheap beer that perfumes your mouth with cheapness

[Anonymous No.14012271]

>>14011397
Just drink the whole 40 at once. A 40 is 3 and 1/3 beers. It's not that much.

[Anonymous No.14012284]

>>14005762
The most 40s I've ever had in one night is probably two.

I'm pretty sure I could drink 4 based on the amount of beer I can put away.

[Anonymous No.14012325]

>>14005824
you fat fuck

[Anonymous No.14012408]

>>14005790
>getting suspended from work for bants
Must be underage and work at McDonalds

[Anonymous No.14012420]

>>14012408
na a convenience store chain

[Anonymous No.14013851]

>all these people acting like ten beers is a lot
You're all manlets, children, or women, and we all know there are no women on the internet

[Anonymous No.14013894]

>>14013851
try again.

[Anonymous No.14013918]

>>14005762
8, but it would be rough.

[Anonymous No.14014413]

>>14013851
women think 3 beers is a lot

[Anonymous No.14014551]

Why is drinking alone frowned upon but not shooting heroin alone?

[Anonymous No.14014675]

>>14012008
Cumming here. Any racetrac

[Anonymous No.14014810]

>>14013851
My mom thinks it's too much.

[Anonymous No.14015033]

>>14011989
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.14015046]

>>14012052
Pour both into a pitcher then drink half

[Anonymous No.14015063]

>>14006524
Incredibly pathetic post.

[Anonymous No.14015102]

>>14012408
Or any corporate job

[Anonymous No.14015117]

>>14005762
one, maybe two. I drink a lot of booze, but cheap beer fucks up my stomach. really I'd rather have 24oz cans, those keep the beer fresher and I can usually finish them before the beer gets too warm, flat and nasty

[Anonymous No.14015182]

>>14015117
I can easily drink a 40 in half an hour. They don't get warm and flat at that speed.

[Anonymous No.14015978]

I don't know, they don't sell them in my country. Damn shame.

[Anonymous No.14016129]

>>14014675
im in dawsonville so ill jus drive down

[Anonymous No.14016268]

>>14005762
I have drunk a box of white wine which I stole from my parents.
LET's go

[Anonymous No.14016424]

>>14011227
This stuff just makes me tired now with a dull buzz, used to be my favorite when I was 17-20.

[Anonymous No.14016463]

40's and beer in general suck.
You're pissing every half hour then get full before you get to where you need to be.
$12 handles of vodka are where it's at.

[Anonymous No.14016471]

>>14015182
This is the key to drinking 40s, and something a lot of people I drank with in college didn't understand: you drink them at a clip. They aren't there to be savored, and you want to keep them cold for as long as possible. I can't think of many things more dire than a remaining warm 1/4 of a sudsy Steel Reserve
>>14011210
Mickeys >>14011227 aren't bad, and neither is regular Colt 45 Olde English. It's once you get into those high-gravs (8%+) where it starts to blend together

[Anonymous No.14016480]

>>14005762
let me out of purgatory please

[Anonymous No.14016486]

>>14012052
Fill up 50 (50 in 50, 0 in 30), fill up 30 from 50 (20 in 50, 30 in 30), empty 30 (20 in 50, 0 in 30), pour remaining amount from 50 into 30 (0 in 50, 20 in 30), fill up 50 (50 in 50, 20 in 30), fill up rest of 30 from 50 (40 in 50, 30 in 30)... But you knew all this already, didn't you you cute fuck?

[Anonymous No.14016533]

How do you guys feel about St. Ides? I love most malt liquor, but I thought St. Ides was terrible.

[Anonymous No.14016915]

>>14005825
cute post

[Anonymous No.14016976]

>>14016533
Its actually my favorite

[Anonymous No.14017567]

malt liquor is for niggers and poor people. fuck you faggots

[Anonymous No.14017595]

>>14005762
why limit it to night?

[Anonymous No.14018752]

>>14005762
probably about 2. then i just feel bloated and ill.

[Anonymous No.14018765]

POUR YOUR 40 OUT

[Anonymous No.14018784]

>>14005762
>40 freedumbs is a bit over a kilogram
Probably two, that's how much beer i drink as is and mine is 12% alcohol, more would just be physically unpleasant because i drink all of it in less than an hour.

[Anonymous No.14018811]

One 40ozs is around 2 large beers so 2.5 - 3 i40ozs s the max for me with a guaranteed hangover the next day :D

[Anonymous No.14018831]

>>14005790
based, get a better job where you're more respected anon.

[Anonymous No.14018833]

>>14006411
i live in Florida, we don't have 40s we only have 32oz

[Anonymous No.14018838]

>>14005824
>doubt

[Anonymous No.14018839]

>>14011989
what a unit

[Anonymous No.14018841]

>>14011210
you gunna throw up chunks bro

[Anonymous No.14018842]

Drinking is degenerate.