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>> No.13995336

>>13995334
What?

>> No.13995343
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13995343

okay this is epic

>> No.13995350

>>13995334
95% of cooks are felons. When you get out of prison the first thing the parole officer suggests is getting work as a cook. It is the career for criminal scum and idiots. Anyone can cook and it pays shit, so no one else does it.

>> No.13995365

>>13995334
It should be illegal for women to get tattoos

>> No.13995374

>>13995350
yea it used to be but every white hipster chef usually gets tattoos because they want to be the "bad boy" chef

>> No.13995381

>>13995350
>Anyone can cook
You need to meet my aunt.

>> No.13995391

>>13995381
Sure, I've already fucked your mom so might as well complete the collection.

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13995429

>>13995334
But only criminals are cooks now, anon.
Tbh it is wird to think that every fry monkey has taken it up the arse at least once

>> No.13995464

The real chefs are at work crafting the tendies on which you spend your hard earned gbp

>> No.13995482

>>13995334
>the cook has a piercing

>> No.13995503

>>13995391
Ahaha

>> No.13995510

>>13995391
based

>> No.13995541

>>13995350
I've never worked savory. I've only worked pastry and I do wonder how many savory cooks are felons. One time I put the address of a resturant I used to work at in the sex offender registry to see if anything would come up. Turns out the sous chef is on there for possession of CP. One thing I found especially hilarious is that the website for the resturant features photos of the head employees. Such as dining room manager, executive chef, head pastry chef, sous chef, etc. All of them has a smile, whether it's closed or open mouth smile. But the sous chef is the only one without a smile. Probably because he knows the more exposure he gets online the more people find out about his CP possession.

>> No.13995622

>>13995350
While all of this is true you forgot the other group of "people" who make up a lot of cooks: Mexicans. Especially in Jew York City.

>> No.13995642

>>13995622
So, felons?