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>> No.13989075
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13989075

with a little hot sauce added it makes a delicious briny popsicle.

>> No.13989267

>>13989075
Hmm, never thought of that. I've eaten 4 big jars of classic koshers in the span of a month and a half and have all this juice left. I drink it when I run out of pickles, but it's not the same. Also, has anyone had a pickle that had rocks/sand/glass in it? I've had so many fucking pickles like that and am afraid that I'm going to break my teeth.

>> No.13989326

i flick it on my sandwiches for flavor

>> No.13989389

>>13989049
Holy fuck I just drank juice from a jar of Polish cherry leaf dill pickles. Are you a wizard OP?

>> No.13989429

Imagine the vinegary piss

>> No.13989439

It's brine, not fucking juice

>> No.13989446

>>13989049
Funniest shit I've ever seen

>> No.13989478

>>13989439
Depends. Is it the leftover brine used to make pickles? Then it has cucumber juice in it.
If it's just salty vinegar then yeah fuck this shit.

>> No.13989486

>>13989049
In the 6th grade we dared a kid to drink some pickle juice, then he threw up and got suspended.
Oh and then in 9th grade he got caught fingering a girl in class and when the teacher caught them he wouldn't stop til he got pulled off.
Good ol white trash Allory never had a chance.

>> No.13989502

I looked it up and it's just salty vinegar so fuck this shit.
It's obviously made for commercial use in restaurants for recipes to require "pickle juice", so whatever.

>> No.13989508

I throw out the pickle brine but it always breaks my heart a little bit.

>> No.13989516

I remember a couple years back a NFL team experimented with using it. They claimed it rehydrate you quicker than any other liquid but I don't think I could stand to drink a whole glass of it.

>> No.13989605

>>13989516
> a NFL team experimented with using it
They experimented with pickle juice from a vlasic jar. This shit is not pickle juice. It's salt water. It will dehydrate you.
Cucumbers have potassium and and other minerals.

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>>13989326

>> No.13989822
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>>13989049
imagine injecting pickle brine directly into a vein

>> No.13989828

God if that was avaliable to me I would have nothing else

>> No.13989909

>>13989049
When it’s available after all the pickles are gone, like a normal person. The fuck is buying a gallon of pickle juice?!

>> No.13991015

I'm more of a pickle juice enema guy. So daily.

>> No.13991019

Whenever I make pickleback shots

>> No.13991057

>>13989429
kys

>> No.13991092

>>13989828
you can get it on amazon

>> No.13991096

>>13989049
this is a crypto tranny thread. everyone who says they drink pickle juice is a tranny no exception.

>> No.13991104

>>13989049
Not often but I use it in cooking, like in chili for instance, it hits the spot.

>> No.13991109

>>13991096
It's not bad for a bad hangover and can't keep anything else down.

>> No.13991119
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>>13989049

the last 5 times were sips when sipping whisky in a bar (it was in the before time)
folks were doing Picklebacks with shots of Jameson

fuck that, any whiskey the cheaper the better and a shot of pickle juice

>> No.13991146

>>13989516
Try it after a 3-mile run, you’ll love it then.

>> No.13991416

>>13989267
Pls respond.

>> No.13991457
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>>13989049
>>13989049
i always end up drinking the brine before i finish the vegetables. spanish queen olives, kalamata olive, gherkins and hot peperoncini are my favorites. it's usually the first thing i drink after i wake up
lemons and salt are really good, too

>> No.13991562

>>13991457
Marry me.

>> No.13991619
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>>13991562
thanks, you too

>> No.13991623

>>13989049
Literally the best hangover remedy.

>> No.13991642

>be me
>be 17
>went to the store
>bought half gallon pickle jar
>fucking love me some pickles
>ate some pickles as soon as I got home
>tastesgoodman.pdf
>so good I decided to eat more of them
>head over to computer
>start playing vidya
>urge is not sated
>go back to life-giving pickles several more times
>start eating more pickles
>start eating several pickles at a time
>after an hour the jar is empty
>400% of my daily sodium never tasted so good
>thirty minutes later I hear a churning in my stomach
>not a light rumbling, sounds like the noise an old tub makes when you suddenly pull the drain
>initiate usain bolt sprint to bathroom
>barely get my ass on the toilet as a fucking waterfall emerges from my asshole
>never in my life has relief and horror been such close bedfellows
>after about ten seconds of continuous flow it subsides to a trickle and stops
>toilet water is green and smells like vinegar
>body didn't even try to digest that shit
>clean up and go back to playing wargame: red dragon
>thinking "thank god that's over"
>Not. Even. Close.
>five minutes later the rumbling is back
>even louder this time
>sprint to bathroom, lather, rinse, and repeat
>even louder this time
>sprint to bathroom, lather, rinse, repeat
>this happens five more fucking times
>it's finally all gone
>stomach is concave; I have never had less food inside my body
>completely cleaned out
>cue rumble
>sit on toilet but it's difference this time
>i KNOW there's nothing in there
>shit out a tiny amount of liquid, immediately feel better
>"well I guess there was just a tiny bit left, that wasn't so ba-"
>all at once the burning of a thousand young suns sets upon my anal sphincter
>I had just shat out pure stomach acid
>frantically wipe at my ass to prevent it from melting away like the spaceship floor in Alien
>crawl in shower, turn cold water on full black, and lie prone while gently sobbing

>In retrospect, completely worth it
>I Love me some pickles

>> No.13991653

>>13991642
Is this what vinegar shits are?

>> No.13991655

If you like spice and like pickles you guys will probably like the giant spicy pickle in a pouch things at gas stations, tastes entirely like pickle but is spicy

>> No.13991673

>>13991619
;^)

>> No.13991680

>>13991642
Me too, my man. I've been pounding through the 2 quart vlasics. Ate a jar in 2 days, but did not go through the horror you went through. I have definitely had those days though, exactly as you laid out. It never stops.

>> No.13991684

>>13991642
Also, have you had any problems with having sand/glass/rocks on your pickles? I've never encountered that until these last 2 big hats of whole vlasic kosher dills. I will break a tooth one day, but I will never stop eating them pickles, mang.

>> No.13991685

>>13991653
kys

>> No.13991687

>>13989267
>>13991684
man wtf

>> No.13991689

>>13991642
lol based

>> No.13991725

>>13991684
shit i was gonna throw you a (you) but i was too busy talking about different flavors of salt water
i have definitely encountered sand or glass in pickles. i dont know if it comes from the jarring process or something as far down the line as sediment trapped in the fresh cucumbers but it do be that way sometime. where do you live and how processed are your pickles?

>> No.13991753

>>13989516
I thought they came up with gatorade from that, the Florida Gators.

>> No.13991766

I love drinking pickle brine. People think I'm a weirdo for it but fuck them right?

>> No.13991776

>>13991766
yeah right, you're still a weirdo, but /ck loves you

>> No.13991791

>>13991725
I live in the US, no idea where the sources cucumbers are from though. I swear the sand/glass is inside of them since I lick them down so i don't get drippage. I've saved pieces and inspected them; some were too small but very crunchy as if they were sand, but others were solid like rock, others were pretty big and see through. This leads me to believe somehow glass/sand/rock all somehow make their way inside the cucumbers before the pickling process, yet I've not encountered a cucumber with any such thing in it. I was going crazy because this had never happened before and I couldn't find anyone else talking about it while searching the internet. I'm glad I'm not insane, thank you.
>>13991766
Yes, fuck them.

>> No.13991808

>>13991725
Well, the cucumbers are grown in Michigan I see. No idea of the pickling process.

>> No.13991869

>>13991791
>>13991808
okay so cucumbers are just big seed pods, yeah so in theory, if a bit of sediment gets into the gorge of the flower before it closes up and starts growing into a concombre, that piece of sediment will become embedded in the flesh of the fruit. that's the best i can come up with. you're not crazy though my guy i have definitely eaten my fare share of sand or glass in pickled cucumbers.

>> No.13991878

>>13989326
Chicken sandwich fag?

>> No.13991912

>>13991869
You're brilliant. That makes complete sense. I'd rather give my hand to you, good sir.

>> No.13992349

I'll sprinkle it on my sandwich in lieu of pickles sometimes

>> No.13992368

>>13989508
>I throw out the pickle brine but it always breaks my heart a little bit.

Slice up some cucumbers and put them in the jar. Leave them overnight, and you get a mild veggie treat.

>> No.13992383

>>13992349
Fuck off hannibal.

>> No.13992400

>>13991642
Man, I haven't seen this pasta in awhile.
I think it was on /b/...

>> No.13992412

>>13989049
On hot summer days it is the best with a cold bottle of water, rehydrates you very well.

>> No.13992818

>>13991623
Lies. I drink a 5th in a night every few days. I also love pickles so I have a surplus of juice. I've tried pickle juice several times and I still am fucked. There were times where i used the juice as a chaser and just drank it in between vodka drinks. Nothing works.

>> No.13993274

I woke up in the middle of the night last night from a terrible pain in my intestines due to eating b*rger king
This thread was the thing on my screen when I opened my phone, and being in delirium reading this thread then it has to be one of the scariest experiences of my life

>> No.13993340

I use it as a vodka chaser. Pickleback's are fucking top

>> No.13993401

>>13989049
Every time i finish off a jar of pickled cukes or cornichons.

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lmao, what the fuck is this drawing

>> No.13993439

>>13993420
Looks asian

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>>13989326

>> No.13993586

>>13991791
>since I lick them down so i don't get drippage
lmao

>> No.13993593
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>>13993340
Interesting, I'm going to try this. I don't live in the south though, so pickle juice might be hard to find.

>> No.13993614

>>13993420
Pickle Juice chan is mai waifu.

>> No.13993619

>>13989486
We dared some doofus to lick a frozen flag pole and he did it and his tounge got caught on the pole.

>> No.13993621

>>13993593
just make your own
it's piss easy to make your own pickle brine and you probably already have all the ingredients

>> No.13993626

>>13993621
I think the problem with that for most people is that you need really clean glassware, mason jars etc, in the end it costs less and takes less time to just buy them from a store.

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>>13993340
I’m sure someone’s thought up of this, but I use the brine from pic related to chase tequila shots.

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>>13993633
I have some of those, but they're in a glass bottle and have lots of brine. The bottle makes it easier to deal with.

>> No.13993699

>>13993633
Once in a while, there's a red one in there.

>> No.13994927

>>13989049
Where can I buy that gallon jug?

>> No.13994940

>>13994927
Online or at a bulk seller, like Gordon Food Service. I also imagine some bar suppliers would sell it.

>> No.13994947

>>13989049
huh
do...do they..?

>> No.13995026

>>13994940
Found it: https://bestmaidpickles.com/shop/juice/pickle-juice/#reviews

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>>13993619

>> No.13995094

>>13992818
>Pickle Juice Delivers Antioxidants and Nutrients Too. Low in calories, packed with electrolytes, high in vitamin C and calcium, pickle juice can be an excellent way to boost your health and manage weight. Better still, all of the antioxidants and nutrients are more readily absorbed in the body due to the acidic content of the pickle juice.

>> No.13995252

>>13991680
Why on earth would you repeat an experience like that after the 1st time. You not learn your lesson or just really like eating a quart of pickles in 1 sitting?

>> No.13995346

>>13995094
>Packed with Electrolytes
So that's what we're calling "Salt" now? "Electrolytes"?
I mean, it's not wrong, but 400% of my daily sodium isn't what I would portray as a healthy thing.
>>13995252
Pickles... good.

>> No.13995591

We need a picklechan drawing

>> No.13995610
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>>13989267
You should buy your own baby cucumbers and throw them in your pickle juice. I always pickle garlic in this shit when the peppers are gone. After 6 weeks you can eat them raw.

>> No.13995614

>>13995610
I do that with jalapenos sometimes, it gives them character.

>> No.13995616

>>13995610
the superior store bought brand of pepperoncinis

>> No.13995631

>>13995086
hahaha, indeed

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>>13991642

>> No.13995763

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq_HtZC48lM
The Dunwich Horror by H P Lovecraft read by David McCallum

>> No.13995784

>>13989049
Wow, this is exactly what I've been looking for.

Pickle juice is in one of my recipes, and I have been buying jars of dill pickle spears just to use the juice in the jars.

I need to find a local supply of just pickle juice.

>> No.13995823

>>13993274
lol

>> No.13995907
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Choose your fighter

>> No.13995912

>>13991791
>I live in the US, no idea where the sources cucumbers are from though.
Usually India.

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>>13995907
Special unlockable dlc

>> No.13996009

>>13995907
Those look good but suck in reality. Who knows how old they are and been in that package.

>> No.13996363

>>13989049
Your mum drinks my pickle juice if you know what I mean

>> No.13996759

>>13989049
>not marinating your chicken in it before frying

>> No.13996766

>>13995913
Unironically a little based. Marketing, baby.

>> No.13996770

Isn't this just vinegar and dill?

>> No.13996828

>>13996770
you're just vinegar and dill.

>> No.13997267

oh god i had no idea. its nice as a very light coating and infusing a pickle. come on dont drink it thats stupid. oh well we have the rona so i guess it all makes sense.

>> No.13997863

I'd never realized how popular the idea of drinking pickle juice was until this thread. Thanks /ck/.

>> No.13997917

>>13989326
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.13998248

>>13996009
I tried one once and it tasted like it was older than me.

>> No.13998289

>>13998248
Pretty much the same experience. Never bought again.

>> No.13998521

>>13989049
Is this a shoop?
I've never seen it at HEB.

>> No.13999264

>>13989605
If you don’t replace your salt water just runs right through you and you get heat cramps. Pickle brine works. It’s better than Gatorade.

>> No.13999938

Seeing as how I'll probably not find another topic more fitting, does anyone know of a good replacement for Carnegie deli pickles from Costco? It's been years since I've seen them carried and no other pickle I've tried thus far tastes quite like it.

>> No.14000126

>>13999938
Have you looked online for them?

>> No.14000156

>>13996770
cucumbers + water + vinegar + salt + dill + whatever else you want = how you make cucumbers

>>13997863
russians drink it as a hangover cure

>> No.14000329

>>13998521
>>13995026

>> No.14001243

Bump

>> No.14001292

>>13989267
I use pickle juice sometimes as an ingredient for marinading chicken, doesn't turn out too bad.

>> No.14001320

>>13989049
A couple nfl teams were using it because it relieves cramps faster than any other liquid. No big lie

>> No.14001325

Dehydrated men experienced faster relief from muscle cramps after drinking pickle juice, according to a study published in Medicine & Science in Sports & Exercise. About 1/3 cup of pickle juice is all it took to have this effect. Pickle juice relieved cramps more than drinking the same amount of water.

>> No.14001450

>>13989049
What the fuck? You don't actually do this, do you? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.14001508

>>14001450
What’s wrong with YOU!

>> No.14001530

>>14001320
>>14001325
I mean, considering that the body needs both water and salt to promote hydration and retain water, it's pretty obvious?

>> No.14003487

It’s good for hangovers

>> No.14003569

>>14001450
It's delicious and it's good for you.

>> No.14003689
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It's good as a slushie, very refreshing on a hot day.

>> No.14004020

>>13989267
>>13991684
>>13991725
>>13991791
>>13991869
I love pickles but I've never had this happen to me and now I'm paranoid. Are you talking big shards or granules? Both are not ideal.

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Anyone else remember getting these little cups of frozen pickle juice at the skating rink? They were kino as fuck

>> No.14004476

>>13991642
classic

>> No.14004605

>>14001530
Some people are brainwashed into believing salt is the devil.

>> No.14004980

>>14004020
Most of the time it's little granules that crunch, but several times ice has some pretty big piece of something that don't break up.

>> No.14006049

>>14004980
Fuck that, you're making me paranoid about buying pickles now.

>> No.14006125

>>14004605
I have kidney disease, so it's good fun listening to my dietician switching tracks depending on if my labs come back with low sodium or high sodium serum results. Suffice to say that you need to balance your salt intake with your fluid intake, especially if you work a physically active job like construction, or otherwise exert yourself daily.
Most professionals agree that you shouldn't be sucking on salt if you're sitting in an air-conditioned room all day, but if you're sweating bullets and drinking 3+ litres of water a day, you need to balance your salt intake.

>> No.14006295

>>14006049
I've crunched what has seemed like a grain of sand before. Was very unpleasant and gave me goosebumps all over.

>> No.14006658

>>14006049
It sucks, but I'm still going to keep eating them. Just picked up 2 of those huge jars; 4 pickles in and so far nothing.

>> No.14007689

Bump

>> No.14007696

>>13989049
when I worked at a gas station only black people bought hot pickles. why do blacks like pickles so much?

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>>13991642
good lord anon

>> No.14009105

>>13989049
When I'm hungover.
Or in a honey mustard marinade.

>> No.14009538

>>13999264
Fuck you don't talk shit about Gatorade. It was scientifically engineered to be the most refreshing, re-energizing drink possible to fuel the most dominate Division I college athletics program ever — the University of Florida Gators. Only one thing could fuel this group of record breaking elite athletes and it isn't fucking pickle juice. Take that crap to Tallahasee.