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You do use proper table manners when you eat, right?

>> No.13975998

>>13975983
I violate every one of these on a daily basis

>> No.13976006

i pee and poop my pants to show that the meal is so good i don't want to leave the table

>> No.13976008

>>13975983
I do all that.

>> No.13976010

>>13975983
Why does the napkin have to be in the lap?
Is there a special reason for this?

>> No.13976011

>>13976010
westerners are children that can't trust themselves to get food from the plate to their mouths without fucking it all up and making a mess on their laps

>> No.13976062
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>>13975983
>be baby zoom zooms

Gas the zoomers, when?

>> No.13976063

>>13975983
I don’t put my napkin on my lap, sometimes I put my elbows on the table assuming there is a fair distance between me and those sitting around me, and I eat pretty quickly. I do everything else.

>> No.13976406

I never understood the elbow thing.

>> No.13976661

If eveyone followed the last rule then how will we ever eat!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
We'd all wait for someone to be the first to eat but they cant wat until eveyone else has!

>> No.13976667

>>13976011
is it bad that i almost always have a spot on my clothes from either the morning 'ghurt or the dinner sauce i ate on my sofa like a retard

>> No.13976684

>>13976062
how come every zoomer looks like the one in the middle? where were all the curly haired kids 15 years ago? is it because of race mixing?

>> No.13976694

>>13976684
The 2000s were dominated by emo fashion which emphasized straight hair.

>> No.13976709

>>13976694
I only knew of one guy who straightened his hair during the time period so your theory doesn't work for me

>> No.13977080

Don't reach across the table
Don't saw at your meat
Make conversation with everyone near you
Don't leave the table until everyone is finished
Compliment the food

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>>13975983
>eat slow
no, fuck off. I will stick around while you guys take an hour to eat a steak, but that ain't me.

>> No.13977173

>>13975983
Most people have terrible manners now, so nobody notices it.

>> No.13978545

>>13975983
>Wait for everyone to eat
>Food gets cold because nobody can start

>> No.13978562

>>13977137
this. also the longer you take the colder your food gets. who the fuck wants to eat cold food

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>>13975983
Yes except I only do the napkin thing if it’s at a restaurant with cloth napkins and I really don’t give a shit about elbows on the table

>> No.13978983

>>13975983
Putting a napkin on your lap is a gigantic faux pas unless you are eating something you use your fingers for, like lobster.
It hasn't been a part of proper etiquette for generations outside of that and will get you looked at funny the second you try doing it outside of your grandparents home.

>> No.13978986 [DELETED] 

yes, its what separates up from the unwashed browns and orientals

>> No.13979059

>>13976661
you wait until everyone has their food in front of them.

>> No.13979065

>>13975983
I get all of them except "no elbows on the table." Like really, where the fuck else am I going to put them, especially If I am eating something that requires hands, like a sandwich? It makes no sense.

>> No.13979138

I put my elbows on the table, I don't give a fuck. Napkin on the lap only if it's a nice place with cloth napkins, and then don't put it back on the table unless you're done eating. Don't seat yourself until everyone has a seat and is ready to sit down. Be polite to waiters.

>> No.13979336

Is there a reason why putting your elbows on the table considered to be bad manners?

>> No.13979385

>>13979336
>>13979138
nobody wants to see your nasty ass elbows

>> No.13979408
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13979408

>Not taking off your shoes before entering a fine resturant

I will never understand americans

>> No.13979456

>>13976010
Why does the cock have to be up the ass? Is there a special reason for this?

>> No.13979472

>>13977137
>>13978545
>>13978562
Eat as fast as possible.
Just run to the kitchens and eat straight from the fucking pan.
Push that old bitch grandma out of the way if she cuts in front of you.
Everyman for himself!

>> No.13979492
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OP's list sounds about right as to what I was taught as a kid. Basic shit that makes sure you don't look like some hunched over swine with their snout in their bowl. (See pic.)

If I'm dating someone, that's usually the first make or break test that I watch for. Are they disgusting when they eat? If I decide to have a relationship with this person, can I handle how they smack their mouth or scrape their teeth on their fork? (No.)

Basic manners carry you a long way. The people who don't have any usually didn't have parents that cared enough about them and their future to teach them any better. Another potential red flag for this date that I'm supposedly on.

>> No.13979497

>>13975983
I don't do any of these

>> No.13979505

>>13979408

>He doesn't completely disrobe before eating at a fine restaurant

>> No.13979510

>>13976684
thats a jew, do you live on the east coast?

>> No.13979512

putting your napkin on your lap is rude in many restaurants

>> No.13979529

I do these but I use my phone

>> No.13979530

>>13979512
Do those countries never spill food onto their legs while they eat? What magical land would this be?

>> No.13979541

>>13979492
The dad was hot until he got turned into a greedy greedy piggy! Hm I'd like to take that FAT PIG COCK up my tight virgin asshole.

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>>13975983
Did the "go-to-the-bathroom-and-leave" on two dates for pic related.

>> No.13979659

>>13979530
why are you eating in a manner where you would spill food on your legs? god damn

>> No.13979691

>>13975983
Fuck you. I'll put my elbows on the table and you will deal with it.

>> No.13979695

>>13979659
Do you sit or stand while you eat? Do you lean over your plate when you go in for a bite? Have you ever spilled your beverage by accident? Ever have a sandwich that drips sauce? Never??

>> No.13979797

>>13975983
This is my biggest issue with "foodie" youtubers. They all have the table manners of a fucking ogre. Slurping, smacking, talking with their mouth full. It's disgusting.

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>>13979797
Ever hear of ASMR-philes? They jerk off to noises and shit like that. There's a legit fetish for this kinda gross shit. Autism is weird, man.

>> No.13979833

>>13979803
I have. I dont understand it. I dont get ASMR. I get the opposite of that. Listening to someone whisper and crumple paper bags as loudly as possible just gets on my nerves. Make that double when its food related and it's someone eating like a pig.

>> No.13979854

>>13979833
I liked the "virtural haircuts" that I listened to once at a science museum. It was interesting and educational to hear how we use sound to triangulate things around us. But as far as the people who love the sound of nails tapping on things, or loli's baby-whispering into their mic and shit like that? Nah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUDTlvagjJA

>> No.13979966

>>13979695
I sit up to the table and lean towards the plate, but then again i'm a normal human being.

>> No.13979979

>>13979966
Where do you live?

>> No.13980026

>>13979695
I'm not a bumbling neanderthal.

>> No.13980076
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>>13975983
No shoveling

>> No.13980113

>>13980026
Perhaps not, but you are a god damn liar if you say you've never had any of those experiences.

>> No.13980119

>>13976010
because it's gross to look at dirty ass used up napkins sitting on the table

>> No.13980129

>>13978983
you’re a gigantic faggot

>> No.13980150

>>13975983
It depends on the company i'm with.
I do most of these just to show respect to the people i'm with like waiting for everyone to have their food, the phone thing, eating with my mouth closed, saying thank you.
But a bbq with all my friends? its like the wild west, lawless.

>> No.13980159

>>13976694
Zoom-Zoom here. I think I’ll copy the 2000s emo look as I grow out my hair, it’s a nice look

>> No.13980191

>>13979505
>This guy doesn't masturbate in the parking lot before entering a restaurant so you can completely focus on your meal and the company around you

>> No.13980224

>>13979541
but pigs have very thin cocks anon

>> No.13980237

>>13979854
the people who watch that shit don't actually get the effect, it is just borderline fetish shit for them. I've gotten my whole life from stuff like old people reading stories, or quiet libraries and hearing someone near you turning book pages every so often.

>> No.13980253

>>13979695
are you fucking retarded? Who the fuck leans back and brings food so far from the plate? Lean in for every bite so you don't get spaghetti pants retard.

>> No.13980291

>>13980224
thin cocks with 30 minute orgasms.

>true story

>> No.13980298

>>13980253
claiming you've never once dropped food on yourself is a fucking lie

>> No.13980300

>>13976011
kek

>> No.13980317

>>13979541
??????

>> No.13980324

>>13980253
I bet everybody laughs at the sight of you leaning over your plate like a monkey, and you're not even aware of it.

>> No.13980585

>>13976010
How else is it supposed to soak up the pee?

>> No.13980595

Actually the waiting for everyone to eat kind of bothers me when people don't abide.
When I was a kid everyone would wait and we would all do a prayer, now grown up, at the holiday neither me or my wives families wait to eat or pray. Everyone just digs in and goes at it. I like the old way, feels more special and traditional.

>> No.13980691

>>13975983
Pretty much everything except napkins.

>> No.13980704

>>13975983
>when you go to eat in a nice western restaurant
Wait, aren't you supposed to do these every time you eat.

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>>13980119
how is it any less gross than looking at someone's plate after a few bites?
fucking pussy-ass faggot.

>> No.13980744

>>13975983
>Wait for everyone to eat
So if everyone dining together practice this we can fucking starve to death with food in front of us. I shall sacrifice myself by eating first then.

>> No.13980758

>>13977080
No.

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>>13975983
fix'd
excuse the font, i use it for something else and was too lazy to change it.

>> No.13980806

>>13975983
>1) I do this for most meals as long as it isn't something I could eat with my fingers.
>2) Fuck this
>3) Do this
>4) Eh, depends on the circumstances
>5) Depends on the circumstances
>6) I actually don't do this
>7) Fuck this, I browse /ck/ while eating
>8) Fuck this
>9) Eh, depends on the circumstances

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>>13975983
Nope. I'm a nonwhite and I have zero respect for my host nation because of the horrors of slavery.

Even though the Atlantic slave trade was absolutely dominated by Jews. And millions of African people are slaves today at the hands of Muslims. Those facts are hidden by the mainstream media.

Table manners? Antisemitism.

>> No.13980959

>>13979408
Our streets aren’t covered in shit and gutter oil, I’d remove my shoes too if our streets looked like yours

>> No.13982258

>>13977080
>Compliment the food

Today you look wonderful, steak

>> No.13982438

>>13976661
you wait until the host welcomes you to the table and invites you to start eating

>> No.13982515

>>13977080
>Don't saw at your meat
How else are you supposed to cut it? I used to just stab meat with a fork and tear off chunks with my mouth, but it's obviously impolite. So I can't cut it either? Are there laser tools I haven't been informed of?

>> No.13982526

>>13975983
I follow all of this except the elbows and the lap napkin.
Who tf puts the napkin over their lap anymore?? I don't even see geriatrics doing it.
Also does anyone know where to place your hands? I think it's just as disrespectful to hide them under the table as it is to rest your elbows on top

>> No.13982531

>>13980595
>my wives families
How many wives do you have? Mexico or Saudi Arabia?

>> No.13982569

>>13975983
Everything except No. 8. If you can't keep your food from your lap, you shouldn't be eating in company in the first place.

>> No.13983153

>>13982515
He was talking about something else.

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>>13975983
I don't do 2 and 9

I put my elbows on the table because it's comfy. I don't get why that bothers any one. I can understand how chewing with your mouth open and picking teeth disgusts other guests. And looking at your cell phone shows disingerest.

Never understood why 9 upsets people. If you get your food before me, I would encourage you to eat it and not worry about my feelings before it gets cold. Who knows how long the next round of plates will take to arrive. I'm digging in or at least picking at my sides at the very least until your shit comes.