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Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:26:34 2020 No.13975831 [Reply] [Original]

Just got my stimulus check in the mail.
What's the best food I can get for $1200?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:27:22 2020 No.13975833 >>13975831 canned clams

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:30:05 2020 No.13975847 >>13975831 $1200 worth of Secret Aardvark hot sauce. That's what I did anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:37:18 2020 No.13975881 File: 627 KB, 2448x3264, lak21dfyepf31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13975831 just get $1200 worth of cheap vodka so you can stay hammered till this is over

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:38:43 2020 No.13975891 sir, that's 1200 mcchickens

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:38:43 2020 No.13975892 >>13975831 Well done waygu beef with A1 steak sauce on top

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 17:50:15 2020 No.13975940 >>13975891 or 12000 nuggets from Burger King™

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:00:59 2020 No.13975985 >>13975831 haha get doxxed faggot, looks like John doe just ordered 100 pizzas from the anytown pizzeria

Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:11:32 2020 No.13976025
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>>13975831
A bunch of drive-thru [sic] burgers. I have no idea what those cost so let's just call it a "hole bunch".

As you can see from my "folksy" spelling and my having recommended food that could appeal to the type of person with an annual compensation in the five figure range, I am a man of the people. Shooting things I don't understand is good, reading and understanding is for cucks! I am a strong strong man. I dream of upgrading my pickup truck to a far less efficient model. Foreigners should be killed, especially if they speak English in a way that emphasizes vowels and consonants in a way that differs from my own speech (a tendency which is, naturally, very upsetting to me and makes me feel scared). Adult men should be permitted, without consequences to themselves, to rape and molest very young girls, as it is described in the Bible. Taxes are bad because they might benefit a person with the wrong skin color. University professors are dangerous and subversive, owing to their habitual use of compound sentences. The government is far too big, except when it is rounding up and harassing people I personally dislike based on completely arbitrary and petty reasons, in which case it is not nearly big enough. Having said these things, I hope you consider me to have demonstrated trustworthiness.

I'd like to conclude with a toast. Here's to the prosperity of the local franchise team sportsball season. Let us raise our cans of inexpensive domestic beer in unison. May the team put the ball in the circle successfully, hoo-uh!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:16:16 2020 No.13976045 File: 637 KB, 680x750, s-l1600.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13975831 A 72 lb wheel of Parmigiano-Reggiano. Only $1,120. https://www.ebay.com/itm/KIRKLAND-SIGNATURE-WHOLE-WHEEL-PARMIGIANO-REGGIANO-ITALIAN-CHEESE-72-LBS-/283788315305

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:17:58 2020 No.13976055 >>13976045 what if you sealed a child in there and they had to eat their way out, becoming strong from the cheese nutrients in the process like a human cocoon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:18:25 2020 No.13976057 >>13975831 500kg of dry pasta, and the rest in ketchup. you gotta make that check last, the corona is there for several more months.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:20:17 2020 No.13976068 >>13975831 Pussy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 18:55:26 2020 No.13976268 File: 114 KB, 970x579, wFvXDT1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:08:21 2020 No.13976324 >>13976268 Only Fans? What's that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:09:04 2020 No.13976328 >>13976268 >reverse image search >it's an incel part of reddit where they bitch about jews and feminazis

>>	KOBALT Thu Apr 23 19:16:15 2020 No.13976359 File: 55 KB, 550x399, photo1jpg (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13975831 BOLI cost $10 you could+should get 120 of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 19:17:26 2020 No.13976368 >>13975831 The best food you can get is going to be from some place that's currently closed down Enjoy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:38:28 2020 No.13976725 >>13976055 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:40:49 2020 No.13976733 >>13975831 maybe a larg combo from 5 guys

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 20:43:21 2020 No.13976739 >>13975891 Uh... can you pull forward?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:01:42 2020 No.13976798 >>13975940 Not where I am, it's 8 for $1 now

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:01:57 2020 No.13976801 File: 459 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2020-04-23-20-00-52.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13975831 You can get you about a dozen Emu eggs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:12:55 2020 No.13976849 >>13976055 lol based

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 21:53:40 2020 No.13977017 >>13976801 jesus fuck, those things can sell for 100 a piece? My old man used to raise emu back in the day and we ate emu eggs and steak all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 23 22:04:34 2020 No.13977043 >>13975831 nah, those paper checks haven't gone out yet

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:31:15 2020 No.13977502 >>13975831 Buy a S&W 500 and introduce yourself to a .50 round.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:45:50 2020 No.13977543 >>13976055 Like some sort of itallian human gmo experiment

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 00:56:05 2020 No.13977564 >>13977017 People buy these for the eggshells. They're used for carving intricate art projects. Look it up. It's pretty cool stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:06:10 2020 No.13977588 >>13975831 Get a nice juicer, drink fresh vegetable juice every day

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:21:48 2020 No.13977611 >>13975831 Save it for when you get the $1200 tax bill next year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 01:26:22 2020 No.13977619 >>13975831 Shelf-stable staples that you can live off of for 3 months when the next lockdown happens. Not joking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:02:14 2020 No.13977829 File: 476 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200424_090116_com.android.chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13975831 Some of this

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 03:13:05 2020 No.13977846 buy a gun, get free food forever

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 06:58:03 2020 No.13978240 >>13976268 Onlyfans -$6k lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 07:01:12 2020 No.13978244 >>13976798 Then it's 9600 and I didn't even use a calculator for that

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:53:04 2020 No.13978909 >>13977611 Apparently it's not taxable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:54:47 2020 No.13978915 >>13977611 It's tax free, retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 11:57:10 2020 No.13978922 >>13975847 So that’s like what, 10 bottles?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:01:08 2020 No.13978934 File: 2.48 MB, 4032x3024, 20200422_112536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bought some A5 wagyu and i regret nothing

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 12:48:08 2020 No.13979080 >>13975831 I'm using mine on lotto tickets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:22:31 2020 No.13979193 >>13975891 mick chicken is 1.50 by me so with tax it would be 1.62. So I would only be able to buy about 740 mick chickens with the stimulus check

Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:55:49 2020 No.13979332

>>13976739
>>13975891
I found a glitch in the McDicks app once for free "deluxe double quarter pounders.
> friend and I order 18 free burgers, and 2 drinks for us (you had to pay for something and max of 2 items)
> pull up to McDicks
> employee walks up to the car
> "you guys want 18 burgers?"
> yeah we have a club meeting
> "ok, so you want 18 pounds of meat" and stomps back inside
> mfw it's 9 pounds of meat
> get several bags of burgers and drive through campus giving out free burgers
I felt like a hero that day. And they fixed the app the next day

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 13:59:52 2020 No.13979347 >>13978244 t. used a calculator

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:24:26 2020 No.13979727 >>13979332 What

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 15:46:10 2020 No.13979813 >>13979347 Dude, even I can do eight times twelve on my fingers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 19:31:34 2020 No.13980743 >>13978934 There isn't much meat left in all that fat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 19:40:18 2020 No.13980771 >>13978922 Your math is off

>>	Food Scientits Fri Apr 24 19:47:18 2020 No.13980792 >>13976055 where would it poop?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 20:26:52 2020 No.13980900 >>13975831 Trump steaks you dumb retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 20:41:36 2020 No.13980956 >>13978934 >Pay 1000% more for fats and less protein Dumb meme nippon cow. If you love fats so much, just pork or throw butter on everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 20:46:07 2020 No.13980975 >>13975891 you're forgetting tax + tip + mandatory donation to the ronald mcdonald house idiot

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 20:50:53 2020 No.13980992 File: 17 KB, 276x312, 3366B429-147B-4094-A35F-99A5C3E81FAF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13978922 Everyone vouches for it but you're so right it was literally 10 dollars for a bottle at wholefoods.... idk if worth

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 20:51:46 2020 No.13980995 >>13975847 You're on the wrong board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 20:54:26 2020 No.13981003 >>13976055 Fucking BASED

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 20:57:44 2020 No.13981018 >>13980792 He wouldnt poop, due to eating 72 lbs of cheese. And you call yourself a scientits

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 21:00:57 2020 No.13981030 File: 14 KB, 320x240, wuhanwarehouse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13976055 >he doesn't know about Chinese Falun Dafa Dumplings

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 21:29:41 2020 No.13981146 >>13978934 >all that fat...seriously looks like shit would catch your grill on fire after five minutes >spending all that money on some overhyped meme fatty nip meat lol dumb faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 21:45:47 2020 No.13981206 >>13980992 Not going to lie it’s fucking delicious. Worth trying at least once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 22:01:09 2020 No.13981261 >>13977829 >It becomes less of a value as you buy more. Jesus, is it that rare that they don't want it off their hands?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 24 23:34:32 2020 No.13981583 >>13975891 it should fit in the back of the truck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 11:00:40 2020 No.13983263 >>13976798 oh hey it's 8 for 1!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 15:18:30 2020 No.13984212 >>13977043 Well I got mine on thursday. Sucks for you, anon

Anonymous Sat Apr 25 15:22:22 2020 No.13984222

>>13975881
Fucking this. Damn, I should have drank yesterday. Would down a pint in 5-6 hours, for years. Now I've moved up to a 5th in a matter of weeks, takes about 10-12 hours. A couple weeks back I downed a handle in maybe 30 hours. How I didn't die or am not dead, I've no clue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 15:26:04 2020 No.13984228 >>13977564 https://youtu.be/h5MWBexdwjo https://youtu.be/fVN35EoLtZw

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 18:03:59 2020 No.13984878 >>13984222 Don't worry, you're well on your way, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 18:13:32 2020 No.13984910 >>13980792 You know that cheese that they let maggots eat and then shit the cheese back out again? A human version of that would be a delicacy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 18:31:38 2020 No.13984993 >>13984878 I know :(

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 18:50:40 2020 No.13985102 >>13984910 Disgusting wops.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 18:51:58 2020 No.13985111 >>13975940 how many nuggets do you think they stock in a BK

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