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*SIIIP* Ahhhh, good morning /ck/... *SLUUUUURP* What a magnificent day the universe ha slayed upon us.. *GULP GULP*

>> No.13968627
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best part about waking up

>> No.13968653

steeped burnt beans, sipped because the overworked wagie needs drugs to "function" (an apt term - seeing as though he is nothing more than a tool, a unit of economic production. His body is a commodity, a cog, a mechanism to deliver goods to market).

Coffee is nothing more than political suicide. To sip, is to accept wholeheartedly the soulless, irreligious, amoral religion of the all mighty "economic growth".

No no, not for me. Burnt beans belong in the bin - the garbage, not even fit for composting. A free man of sound mind and soul needs neither drugs nor economic servitude.

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>>13968627
Especially if you go back to bed with it and coffeepost

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>>13968653
>sipped because the overworked wagie needs drugs to "function" (an apt term - seeing as though he is nothing more than a tool, a unit of economic production. His body is a commodity, a cog, a mechanism to deliver goods to market).

TFW you realize im actually a NEET

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>just give the cup a firm handshake

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>>13968677

>> No.13968713

this but with gfuel
is my shaker empty?
sip sip
I haven't even fapped vigorously and ranked up in video game yet

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>>13968713

>> No.13968723

>>13968713
I actually like gfuel. It doesn't make me feel sick like other energy drinks do. And the flavors are all pretty good too.

>> No.13969247

can you believe that, there are people who wake up and drink 3 cups of coffee before doing nothing all day

>> No.13969253

>>13968653
shut up nerd

>> No.13969267
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Why yes, I only drink water. How could you tell?

>> No.13969279

>>13969247
Wouldn’t have it any other way :)

>> No.13969388

>>13969247
the fucking best

>> No.13969397

>>13969247
Sounds like the life

>> No.13969405

>>13968653
nice pasta

>> No.13969408

>>13969247
Literally me

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just one of those days, ayup

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>>13969247
Yeah, those are some good days.

>> No.13969421

>>13968655
>using a notebook
>not having a fully decked out desktop PC
ngmi

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Wagies crave work, when will we give them the cagies they want?

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>>13968653
>overworked wagie
I have no job, yet I must still sip.

>> No.13969475

i wish i could drink coffee, but now a single cup just sends me into panic attack mode

>> No.13969482

>>13968653
coffee is not a bean, it's a seed.

>> No.13969490

>>13968653
based neet

>> No.13969498

>>13969482
coffee is not a chuck, it's a sneed

>> No.13969516

>>13969475
Coffee sucks it tastes alright but then it leaves an awful aftertaste in my throat that won't go away

>> No.13969625

>>13968653
they write things like this because they think it bothers us but you can just think about the fact that this guy hasn't had sexual contact in yeaaaaaars

>> No.13969628

>>13969247
A lot of people don't know coffee on an empty stomach is very hard on your stomach lining