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Breakfast.

>> No.13941988

>>13941957

Bacon needs more cooking. Need more mushrooms, no tomato since you have beans? Fewer hash browns, throw in a potato scone. Substitute fried egg for scrambled eggs.

Most importantly I DONT SEE ANY HP ON THAT PLATE

>> No.13942005

>>13941957
Looks good except for those red abortion looking things.

>> No.13942008
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>>13941988
>substitute fried egg for scrambled eggs

>> No.13942012

I want to replace 2 hashbrowns by more mushrooms and 1 more egg, I also need sauce

>> No.13942036

>>13941988
>>13942012
I am allergic to HP sauce lads

>> No.13942057

>>13941988
>I DONT SEE ANY HP ON THAT PLATE

Of course not, Amsterdummy. OP is "Britcuck", and HP Sauce is made in the Netherlands.

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>>13941957
t.

>> No.13942091

>>13942080
Looks like that guy had a bad night at the pub.

>> No.13942093

>>13941957
it actually looks fine to me except for the taters and maybe the beans.

>> No.13942238

>>13942091
for the past 10 years in a row

>> No.13942336

>>13941988
Scrambled eggs are great but do not belong on an all day breakfast. At least OP did not post chips, fuck those places giving us chips.

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13942404

>Bacon
>Sausages
>Baked Beans
>Fried or Scrambled eggs
>Mushrooms
>Grilled tomato
>Hash browns
>Fried bread/toast
>Black pudding

This is all essential

>> No.13942644

>>13941988
There are tomatos on that plate.
There are 2 instances of tomato on there so I wouldn't put HP sauce on there aswell


Literally the only thing wrong with the plate is 1 egg, 1 black pudding and 4 hash browns, no toast.

>> No.13942660

>>13941957
Looks dreadful m8, 3/10

>> No.13942669

Went to France and tried my first "authentic" english breakfast. It was fucking delicious. I have no idea why or how beans, of all things, are on the breakfast menu, but they were fantastic.

>> No.13942758

>>13942669
They are a specific kind of beans, haricot
People outside the UK tend to expect we are using kidney beans or black beans that you'd use in chili or tacos.

That's why they think it's disgusting
Baked beans like that are little more than a vehicle for the sauce, they add a little more fibre and some protein, no resistance to the bite.
It's why they go so well in baked potatos, on toast and with a bunch of other ingredients on a full english

>> No.13942771

>>13942758
I was so hung over. Felt so much better afterwards. I miss the good coffee and bread. Europe absolutely ruined me.

>> No.13942776

>>13941957
bretty gud

>> No.13942793

>>13941957
>british
>cucked himself
>full english breakfast
This guy's trying too hard, I bet he's spanish and skips breakfast.

>> No.13942795

>>13941957
Good but needs more pubes

>> No.13942857
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step up

>> No.13942913

>>13942857
Haha fucking state of that

>> No.13942922

>>13942857
Taters, taters and more taters with sausage and a few drips of salsa. Pass.

>> No.13942935

>>13942857
Eating out of a wooden bowl like a 3rd world dog

>> No.13942949
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Veggie version is tasty

>> No.13942975

>>13942922
Clearly an irish delicacy

>> No.13942981

>>13942949
Is that fried beetroot?
If not, why not

>> No.13943946

>>13942949
>veggie version
>blood sausage on plate

>> No.13943962

RASHERS

>> No.13944140

looks tasty except for the beans
I'll never understand the appeal of baked beans

>> No.13944144

>>13942080
>n-dubz
based
YOU'RE THE ONE

>> No.13944247

>>13942005
They are fried tomatoes which are excellent. And honestly you need something acidic to go with all that greasy meat, rich egg yoke, and buttered toast and shit. Number one thing Americans fuck up when they try a classic full English is leaving those guys out.

>> No.13944251

>>13942857
What am I looking at here?

>> No.13944568

>>13944247
I'de imagine it'd be the blood sausage, cant find that shit anywhere.

>> No.13944616

Essential
>2 sausages
>2 pieces of bacon
>2 fried eggs
>2 slices of black pudding
>Fried bread (1 slice of bread)
>Beans

If it doesnt contain those items, I dont even want to do business with you.

Additional Extras
>Mushrooms
>Fried Tomato
>Tinned tomato
>Haggis
>White pudding
>Toast
>Scrambled egg

Personally I dont like fried or tinned tomatoes, and dont think scrambled eggs should be on a full english, but I include them because Im willing to bow to those social conventions.

>> No.13944678

>>13941988
>throw in a potato scone
You mean potato cakes?
>>13941957
And surely it needs some toast

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>>13942404

>> No.13944688
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Nonce filter

>> No.13944695

>>13942771
Why is American bread so sweet, do you guys actually prefer that stuff?

>> No.13944699
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>>13942857
>Bangers a mash
>On a chopping bir d
>With that little gravy

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>> No.13944847

White pudding > black pudding
Laverbread > beans

>> No.13944920

>>13944695
All depends on what you buy and where you buy it. Most normies buy the cheap stuff from the bread aisle and people who actually care go to a good bakery.

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Mortadela, edam, gerkins and mustard

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>>13943946

>> No.13946483
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13946483

>>13944251
>>13944699
thats not gravy, it's Fasole bătută ,a beans-based paste. This dip is traditionally made by mashing boiled beans and mixed with vegetable oil adding some chopped onions.
on the right is mamaliga, the veggies are purely for decoration

>> No.13947279

>>13941957
>raw meat
>raw eggs

>> No.13947314
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#11 burrito from Golden Pride

>> No.13947323

what does black pudding taste like? it looks dense as shit

>> No.13947326

Looks delicious but this would take me like an hour to make and eat then I'd feel like shit and take a half hour long poop after.r

>> No.13947330

>>13947323
Salty milk and coins

>> No.13947399

>>13944688

Hnng yes.

I could have done with one this morning to smash my hangover

>> No.13947455

>>13941957
Lose the bean, undercooked ham, and black shit and you'll have a good breakfast.

>> No.13947541

>some grease left over in pan after fry up
>decide to fry some bread to soak it up
>realise there's not enough fat for a nice crispy slice
>absolutely drench it in extra oil to reach desired consistency
absolutely great feeling lads

>> No.13949521

>>13944247
I tried frying some tomatoes with my breakfast this morning and it wasn't that great. I probably did it wrong, but I cut a tomato into eigths and fried them in bacon fat. They came out mushy and just tasted like a hot, mushy tomato.

>> No.13949524

>>13944695
Everything. Literally EVERYTHING has corn syrup in it.

>> No.13950002

>>13941957
Perfect

t.the norf

>> No.13950197

>>13949521
good post
thanks

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>>13941957

>> No.13950327

mine yesterday
1 sausage
2 fried eggs
beans
mushrooms
2 toast

day before
1 sausage
1 fried egg
mushrooms
1/2 onion
1 thick cut bacon rasher
2 toast

>> No.13951579

>>13944247
just have citrus like a normal american

>> No.13951584

>>13944247
Look again. Those are canned tomatoes. Whoever made that plate fucked up big time.

>> No.13951608
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>> No.13951611

>>13951608
I want to run into that building with a sword that is a little too large to be practical and slay demons.

>> No.13951937
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This

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>>13951937
Or this

>> No.13952454

>>13951937
that mushroom is raw like

>> No.13952481

>>13941957
>bacon underdone
>sausages look oven cooked and not grilled or fried
>too many beans
>two small whole canned plum tomatoes (what the fuck)
>egg whites fucked
>hash browns slightly over and too many
>black pudding looks too crispy
>no fried bread or toast
>no tea
You fucked up in every fucking way imaginable son.

>> No.13952486

>>13952481
Oh and I forgot.

>no fucking mushrooms

>> No.13952507

>>13941957
I'm going to say this again so you thick fucks can have it nailed even further into your idiotic heads again:

There are NO hash browns in a traditional fry-up. None. This is a recent addition courtesy of fucking convenience shit and lazy fuck larping 'caffs'. No self-respecting establishment that caters for the true connoisseur would ever include them.

That whole plate is a fucking disgrace, anyway.
> one shitty-looking egg
> two rashers
> tinned fucking tomato
> two feeble-looking, obviously no-brand Tesco or similar shit 'bangers'
> one miserable slice of dried out, tough-looking black pudding
> A GARILLION HASH BROWNS

Pure fucking pleb.

>> No.13952538

>>13941988
Americans always overcook bacon. Crispy bacon doesn't even taste like fucking pork.

>> No.13952545

>>13952486
There are mushrooms there. Above the eggy weggs and below the bacon.

>> No.13952548

>>13952545
> fucking tinned mushrooms that haven't even been fried
Not sure why you're pleased to point this out.

>> No.13952550

>>13952548
I offer no opinion on the quality of anything in the picture, just correcting your false claim.

>> No.13952557

>>13952550
Not the person you thought you were replying to.

>> No.13952560
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>>13952557
Then perhaps I need to correct YOU as well.

>> No.13952561

>>13952560
Ooo, yes, please.

(also not the person you think you're replying to btw)

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>>13952561
I'm lost. And abandoning this thread to finish assembling my Ultimate Fat Flags Mega Pack torrent.

>> No.13952571

>>13952567
Fat Slags*
Anyway it should be on TPB in two hours or so.

>> No.13952572

>>13944840
why are you eating upside down?

>> No.13952627

>>13951943

Four sausages Jeremy, FOUR? That's insane!

>> No.13952759

>>13942949
gtfo, eaither you eat the original dish or don't imitate.

>> No.13952765

>>13952567
> abandoning this thread
> another newfag felled like so much rotten wood
My work here is only just beginning.

>> No.13952766

>>13952507
Fucking this. Hash browns are utterly haram.

>> No.13952771

>>13952765
>he fell for it
kek
Why would I abandon my own thread?

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>>13951608
the hotel probably got that breakfast from the Macdonald's downstairst, their McCafè offer the same things. Hope they didn't gauge you because they should have given you a better breakfast for that hotel down in Milan.

>> No.13952775

>>13952771
I'm not that guy, newfag.

>> No.13952776

>>13944688
Best in thread. Except the black shit i dont like it

>> No.13952779

>>13952775
And I'm not THAT guy

>> No.13952782

>>13942949
The fucking state of this. I literally just threw up in my mouth a little. Get to fuck.

>> No.13952783

then who was guy?

>> No.13952786

>>13944688
All good except no toast ffs. Should be fried bread. The black pudding can get to fuck, too. Bonus points for the chipolatas, though - that's pretty pukka.

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13952787

ill have this instead

>> No.13952790

>>13951608
Would crush everything except cake/pie. Still hungry tho

>> No.13952795

>>13950228
Did you fry your eggs while running on a treadmill or something?

>> No.13952800

>>13951937
Burnt toaste

>> No.13952801

>>13952795
I like em exactly this way

>> No.13952802

>>13951937
Too much black pudding, and I have no idea where you got those fucking albino mushrooms from, either. Bangers look shit quality, too.

>> No.13952805

>>13951943
Fry up must always have tomatoes - grilled or fried. Also fried bread. This is some hipster shit in some gastropub (i.e. not a fry up by definition).

>> No.13952810

>>13952783
Actual oldfag detected. I knew there was at least one more on this shitheap board.

>> No.13952814

>>13952787
Gays should not post in fry up threads.

>> No.13952824

>>13952801
Which is what? Frying by violently shaking the pan?

>> No.13952825

>>13941957
That's too much.
Everything.
>T. American.

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>>13941957
Today is my day off so I ground my usual oatmeal into flour and made Pancakes.They tasted way better than I thought they would. Made a poor mans iced mocha too.

>> No.13952867

>>13942949
>>13952759
For real, I know they meme, "You season meat to make it taste different too" which has nothing to do with the imitation food thing.

But why do you guys do it? People don't try to make meat look and taste like vegetables. I eat meat but I make my vegetable sides taste just as good without bending backwards trying to make them anything but vegetables. Why not like them for what they are? I've had imitation chicken and stuff before and It's gross.

>> No.13953030

>>13952824
which is you can see on the picture. and sop being a cunt. looks like you know nothing about fryed eggs.

>> No.13953543

>>13947314
Looks great, what's in it

>> No.13953549

>People think they have amazing taste in food
>Yet drink coffee
Every time

>> No.13953558

>>13944688
>>13941957
is that a chocolate chip cookie next to the egg?

>> No.13953566

>>13953558
It's blood pudding

>> No.13953584

>>13953566
holy shit the description on wiki makes it sound disgusting

>> No.13953588

>>13953584
I agree but in theory so does eating the dead meat of animal.

>> No.13953598

>>13941988
>>13942644
Those are the saddest looking tomatoes I've ever seen, not even carmelized so what's the point? It's a hot mushy fruit with poison in it.
Those triangular hashbrowns are the cheapest things ever, disgusting.

>> No.13953665

>>13953598
It's not a michelin meal you fucking fairy

>> No.13953670

>>13942036

Immigrant.

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>>13952867
>People don't try to make meat look and taste like vegetables
People who gave up vegetables for ethical reasons but still miss their taste probably would
Also sausage doesn't "look like meat"; anything can be ground up, rolled up and sliced

>> No.13953710

>>13953670
Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.13953715

>>13953665
Well you make a good point but I'd still want some conversion on my tomatoes, they are so damned good. That's just two stewed tomatoes lol.

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dinner

cheesteak pizza taco

>> No.13953849

>>13953794
nice

>> No.13953851
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Enjoyed a hearty sunday quarantine breakfast of a three-egg ham and cheddar omelet with green onions and a nice big portion of frozen hash browns (light on the brown) dazzled up with some spices and sauces of choice. Also it's healthy because of the fruits on the side

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>>13953851
mmm gooey

>> No.13953934

>>13953030
I'm not being a cunt. The yolks on those eggs genuinely look as though they were shaken around whilst cooking. I'm sorry that you forgot you're on 4chan and don't know how to take a bit of fucking banter.

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>>13941957
that looks like about half the calories you'd need in a day if you're an athlete

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>>13952787
>refined sugars, simple carbs and some fat

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>> No.13954052

>>13949521
Ok, how I do it is I take cherry tomatoes or whole, but small tomatoes, make a small incision and put them in a skillet on medium heat. If you don't make an incision they will pop. You want very little oil in the pan. Tiny bit. Roast them up until the skin is getting wilty and gets a couple nice darker spots on it. Then take it off before it gets to soft.

It's definitely tender but the end of it but shouldn't be mushy.

>> No.13954062

>>13952787
Retard

>> No.13954068

>>13953794
those damn jinamen!

>> No.13954072

>>13951608
This would only look ok if it weren't for the view and the table setting.

>> No.13954093

>>13953990
caffeine appetite suppressant and that pastry is calorically quite dense. I generally have a larger appetite than this but it wouldn't be the worst for a lean mealtime bite, maybe the stomach hasn't settled from the night before, maybe it is a busy day and something to occupy the metabolism while keeping on the go. or maybe I like to feel quaint and European with my pinky out as I savor my pastry and sniff my own farts. ymmv.

>> No.13954097

>>13953686
Just eat vegetables that are already in that shape then. Stuff some eggplants or something. Traditional sausages are made in animal caseings that put them in that shape. And there was a reason behind it beyond making them a cylinder.

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>>13952627
underrated post

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>>13941988
Lol imagine gatekeeping English food

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how can i reduce defualt inage size on an iphone. this camera takes like 5 fucking mb pics

>> No.13954307

>>13942949

fag

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breakfast

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lunch

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>>13953934
>how to take a bit of fucking banter
oh, really? cunt. anyway, Ed. I popped them for the picture. those are natural from my nan's farm. crusty whites and creamy & soft (yet cooked) yolks are the perfection I like. and never break the character thats what 4chan banter is about yeh cunt.

>> No.13954828

>>13954769
> 4chan blah blah banter blah!!
you don't even know how a gif works, you fucking tool

>> No.13954851

>>13942404
Omg I love it

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>>13954828
shut up already you absolute bellend and go get some eggs

>> No.13954903

>>13954042
The fuck is that on the side? Is that chutney?!

Man, you guys are seriously fucking triggering me. Also, NOT toast ffs. FRIED bread.

>> No.13954909

>>13954865
no u

and stop shaking them around and traumatising them

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>>13954275
Imagine just being a fucking Scot at all.

>> No.13955040

>>13951608
No protein. No gainz. You're a bitch

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>>13954909
only after yeh eat the peanuts out of my shit, piligrim. my eggs as my balls, I shake em whenever I want.

>> No.13955100

>>13954903

That's marmalade, daft cunt

>> No.13955224

>>13955100
> some shitty quantity of marmalade plonked smack bang in the middle of a fucking fry up
And you said it like it was just nothing, you fucking larping shit.

>> No.13955423

>>13955224

In the little dish? It's butter and marmalade for the toast, spacker.

>larping

I'm from East Yorkshire

>> No.13955435

>>13955423
Yeah. Because it's apparently 'traditional' in 'East Yorkshire' to smack a measly fucking plop of marmalade in a dish right in the middle of a fucking fry-up.

Giggy fucking larper.

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>>13955423
noooooorf

>> No.13955465

>one egg
Do americans really?

>> No.13955473

>>13955435

I'm not saying it's normal, I'm saying it's marmalade.

It's obviously a brekkie from some twatty gastropub.

>> No.13955477

Honestly a "full english" or whatever is way too much fucking food and I'd be a bloated sack of shit after and wouldn't feel good. I'm sure it's delicious though

t. 300lb fat lardo not some lanklet that doesn't like to eat

>> No.13955486
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Half scrambled eggs stop feta and butter dressed cinnamon raisin bagel

And my chai

>> No.13955516
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>>13953803

>> No.13955689

>>13955473
Well, thank god you said that. Yorkshireman confirmed.

I wouldn't mind it if it was actually a proper portion of marmalade, though. That's just fucking appalling. I would punch the cunt who tried to give me that measly smear of marmalade for my toast. Don't care where they put it. They'd get their head fucking kicked in giving me a tiny bit of marmalade like that.

>> No.13955777

>>13954711
this nigga eatin wieners for breakfast

>> No.13955787

>>13955486
>on cinnamon raison
weird combo
should've gone everything bagel

>> No.13955850

>>13955787
All we had, but yeah I'd have gone with poppy seed or the ones with a bunch of nuts and junk on it

>> No.13957174

>>13941957
>a literal hockey puck
Do britfags really?

>> No.13957188

>>13941957
Saw this picture and now I’m craving it for breakfast tomorrow. Can I substitute the baked beans for canned pinto beans?

>> No.13957261

>>13957188
bong here. Sure. the beans aren't really that important. they can be curried, etc.

>> No.13958266

>>13952847
Would eat/10.

>> No.13959449

>>13942008
He's right
They're tastier

>> No.13959492

>>13952572
Hes Australian

>> No.13959576

>>13953962
fun fact: michael phelps said the UK has fantastic food
fun fact 2: he said this because everything is laden with calories and grease

>> No.13959586
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>>13959576
top lad

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>>13952759
>>13952759
>>13952782
>>13954307
Why are you all so triggered? It's literally the same thing only with guacamole and a quorn sausage

>> No.13960524

>>13942857
Pig disgusting. All that oil and so bland. And those portions. I don’t want to eat 0.75 lb of hummus.

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>>13941957
why do brits slice blood sausage? im used to grilling it and eating it whole

>> No.13960661

>>13960553
Savage hun.

>> No.13961065

>>13954297
Look for an image compressing website like this: https://tinyjpg.com/

>> No.13961829

>>13941957
Where do cafes get those fuckhuge puddings?

>> No.13962022

>>13941957
For three or four people too!

>> No.13962061

>>13962022
If you count women and children as people, maybe

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Man. I really want to make an epic full fry up for a tall, gorgeous American with dark hair and based detonation skills. It would go a bit like this.

>> No.13962253

>>13941957
OMG the food look soooo yummy it make me do mah lil dance like this!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lm1TcNWp6w

>> No.13962576

>>13962247
wish theres rice

>> No.13962734

>>13942857
do americans really?

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>>13952538
Is our bacon the same as Bong bacon because I've seen Gordon Ramsay or someone else online use something like in OP's pic before as opposed to pic related

>> No.13963082

>>13954297
>iphag
Just take a screenshot or use snapchat and save the photo you absolute mong

>> No.13963086

Not a fan of blood sausage but I'd give them to the guy next to me and eat the rest, no wasted food and no loss.

>> No.13963106

>>13941957
nobody cares about your pathetic attempt at relevance, putting random things on a plate doesn't make it a "dish"

>> No.13963109

>>13952759
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CULTURALLY APPROPRIATE OUR FOOD AND CHANGE IT AROUND

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>>13962247
>for a tall, gorgeous American with dark hair and based detonation skills.
So Osama bin Laden?

>> No.13963144

>>13941957
Needs a vegetable.

>> No.13963153

>>13941957
Why are all anglo breakfasts god tier?

>> No.13963254

>>13946483

Finally one Romanian dish that doesn't look straight out of a Filipino thread, thanks anon.

>> No.13964370

>>13941957
fry up, simple as

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Actually post your breakfast faggots.

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>>13964591
Being rude is not nice

>> No.13964611

>>13964605
Well it got you to post. What kind of turkey?

>> No.13964619

>>13964611
shitty oscar meyer lunch meat
you know, quarantine time and all

>> No.13964625

>>13964619
Yeah I feel you. Looks good enough to eat. Nothing wrong with cheap lunch meat except the incredible high sodium.
Are you furloughed at the moment or still working?

>> No.13964644

>>13964605
if you're gonna put lunch meat on an egg sandwich at least make it some sort of ham not turkey. yuck.

>> No.13964645

>>13963114
I doubt that guy could get so much as a yawn out of me, let alone a controlled explosion of my pussy, but good chat.

>> No.13964648

>>13962754
We call that streaky bacon, the one in OP's pic is what American's call Canadian bacon I think.

>> No.13964660

>>13964644
I did until I ran out of ham
I'd rather have a bit of turkey instead of just egg and cheese

>>13964625
No job, boyo. Thanks Obama

>> No.13964691

>>13964660
Well at least those $1200 Trump bux that Trump paid out directly out of pocket will last you a long time, right lol?
At least you're getting unemployment, yeah?

>> No.13964723

>>13962754
>>13964648
Which is weird, because in Canada we call OP's pic "back bacon", while the streaky stuff is just called bacon or "side bacon" to differentiate it. "Canadian bacon" is a uniquely American term.

>> No.13964748

>>13963086
There isn't a place on earth that won't let you substitute an item. Just ask for no black pudding and extra whatever you do want.

>> No.13964752

>>13963144
There's two (tomato & potato) right on the plate.

>> No.13964766

>>13964748
Nowadays, the black pudding's usually extra at most places. I think Spoons stopped serving it altogether awhile back.

>> No.13964780

>>13964766
Also true. There's too many man-children around who cry at the sight of it, I guess.

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Just made it bros. R8.

>> No.13964876

>>13964871
Looks fucking delicious. Are those fried? Great job.

>> No.13964899

>>13964752
Potatoes aren't a vegetable. Beans are a vegetable. You were right, but you're still a retard.

>> No.13964905

>>13964871
epic fallout reference mug bro

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>>13941957
really? i thought this was dog vomit

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>>13964899
>Potatoes aren't a vegetable. Beans are a vegetable.

>> No.13964944

>>13964752
Tomatoes are fruits and potatoes are starch.

>> No.13965295

>>13964944
>using a botanical definition for one and a culinary definition for the other just to try to prove him wrong
Reaching.

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Dippy eggs and soldiers are proper scrumptious.

>> No.13965605

>>13942404
I honestly want to try an authentic English breakfast just to see what it's like when made by someone who knows how to cook it right.

>> No.13965713

>>13941957
What is the black disc?

>> No.13965756

>>13965556
Are you 9?

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Who /kippers/ here?

>> No.13965834

>>13965556
Right on mate but fuck hull its a right shithole same level as grimsby

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>>13965798
Me! Made this the other night for supper.

>> No.13966021

>>13965871
based. Kippers or so great. Delicious, healthy, they last forever, you can eat them cooked or uncooked, and they're good for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. I even made a knock-off French herring and Potato salad with one, shit is so good.

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>>13966021
Ooo. Kippers in potato salad. Fucking nyum. Never thought to do that, but i'm definitely trying it now. Thanks! Here's another of the egg. I was actually trying to show off for someone special so I'm pleased this worked out so well. Or else, you know, I think that would probably have been it lol.

But yeah, they're excellent any time. How do you cook yours? Jugging or simmer?

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>>13965834
Oh, come on. Hull is just like any city, but there's no denying it's got some of the best countryside walks around it. One of the best for true beautiful English landscapes.

>> No.13966075

>>13966032
Simmer, though lately I've just been lazy and frying them in some butter or ghee if I'm having them with fried eggs.

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>>13966075
Oh, you should try jugging. That's traditional anyway. So, just a little splash of vinegar in a jug, top up with boiling water, insert kipper, then wait 5 minutes. It'll cook it off. Related is mine from the other night. I add a little butter too just because it makes it more buttery but it's not essential. Very fast and it'll be properly warm. Literally a 10 minute supper including the egg water boil time.

>> No.13966475

>>13966062
Ah, yes, miles upon miles of shuttered shops. Truly the essence of modern Britain.

>> No.13966478

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFXAD4ouHCw

>> No.13966641

>>13966475
> shuttered shops
I don't know what kind of countryside walks you do, mate, but generally there are no fucking shops; shuttered or otherwise.

>> No.13966702

>>13957188
>Can I substitute the baked beans for canned pinto beans?

No, no you may not.

>> No.13966758

>>13966702
Yes, he can. Stop being silly. There's no strict requirement for only plain baked beans. Flavoured baked beans is a thing in the UK, you know. You can get chili, curry, bacon, cheese, whatever. All entirely acceptable with a fry-up.

>> No.13966806

>>13966758
>You can get chili, curry, bacon, cheese, whatever. All entirely acceptable with a fry-up.

I mean they exist sure, but it's a very niche thing and no way you would get weird flavours if you ordered a fryup at a pub or cafe.

>> No.13966842

>>13966806
But you could if you were making it at home (which you should be able to do if you were an actual Englishman, anyway). Which is what he's also doing.

>> No.13966899

>>13965556
Superior American here, I gotta try that one of these days, but we don't have those faggy cups here. I wonder if a shot glass would work. Probably right?

Do you do anything special to the toast, I mean sorry, "Burny Freddy brownie Breadie"?

>> No.13966906

How fat do you have to be to eat this kind of breakfast everyday?

>> No.13966912

>>13966899
toast is just buttered and sliced. you would need a large shot glass to fit an egg i would think

>> No.13966920

>>13966912
Nice. I'm doing it.

>> No.13966924

>>13966906
UK fat.

>> No.13966940

>>13966906
very, but i've never encountered anybody who eats this every day besides bodybuilders/strongmen

>> No.13966954

>>13966906
nobody gets up at 7am and makes, cooks, and eats this

>> No.13966960

>>13966954
False. Nobody THAT gets up at 7am cooks and eats this.

People that get up at 7am or earlier have shit to do. You can't do much for long after that breakfast.

>> No.13966969

>>13966960
nobody's eating a fry up before midday
it's more of a big lunch to have if you skipped actual breakfast
or maybe something people have for dinner

>> No.13966985

>>13942008
>>13942336
the full english is more of a meal framework
the "egg" component can be fried eggs, scrambled eggs, a pickled egg, heck you could even have an omelette of some nature
it's all breakfast food in the end

at the same time with sausage, you could have normal sausages, black pudding, white pudding, and every other kind of sausage thing

>> No.13966987

>>13966899
The toast is called 'soldiers', American. YOU must refer to them as that, or the eggy-weggy will blow up in your face by transference of Her Majesty's regal thought-waves. They should also have Marmite on them if you want to do it actually properly.

And yeah, a shot-glass should work, but really, a man who doesn't have at least one egg cup in his cupboard is not really a man in the truly civilised sense of the word. I looked it up for you (you're welcome), and you can get them on your Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=egg+cup&ref=nb_sb_noss_1

Nonetheless, whatever you decide on, please do post up this entire hilarity when you do it for us to have a look at and a bit of banter over.

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>>13966987
Shut the fuck up and fix your teeth, cunt.

You know what I don't need a faggy cup, I'll just hold it in my hand like every other food I eat including soup. Because I'm an adult.

>> No.13967013

>>13966985
There's no white pudding in an English breakfast. That's Irish. Even black pudding is regional. You won't find black pudding on an East End fry-up for one.

>> No.13967021

>>13967013
>Even black pudding is regional. You won't find black pudding on an East End fry-up for one.
right so you admit that it's modular

>> No.13967037

>>13967021
I'm not the guy you were replying to initially. I just wanted to contribute that. Nonetheless, though, I agree - there are no strict requirements in relation to the eggs. You must have bacon, bangers, tomato (grilled or fried), mushroom, and fried bread, though. Those are all absolutely imperative to qualify.

>> No.13967101

>>13960482
it's always funny seeing meat eaters behave worse than vegans when vegan food is posted

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>> No.13967289

>>13967101
It's not plural, it's most likely the same shitposter. 2 tops. Most people don't give a shit. You're not upsetting anyone with your weak diet, it's fine.

>> No.13967304

White pudding>Black pudding

>> No.13967451

>>13967304
shit > black or white pudding

>> No.13967513

>>13967451
shit > you

>> No.13967520

>>13952786
check this larper out

>> No.13967539

>>13946311
μπορεις καλυτερα ψηλε μου

>> No.13967548

>>13953949
okay what is this you have my attention

>> No.13967637
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>>13941957
HOLY FUCK CANNED TOMATOES

>>13942404
>hash browns
what is this america?
>jam next to black pudding
feck off

>>13942949
gay

>>13944688
Best in thread. Proper potato scones cooked correctly, proper meaty bacon, tidy eggs, tidy toms, huge slices of good looking black pudding, finger chipolatas are unnecessary but whatever. Guarantee this was in Scotland. And yes toast not fried bread like that mentalist keeps repeating.

>>13951937
>raw toms
>flipped eggs
wtf are those mushrooms
Sausage and black pudding looks good quality though.

>>13951943
missing half the ingredients what's there looks good though

>>13953779
>bacon looks disgusting
>another one of those shitty hash browns for manchildren
>anemic mushrooms
>filthy fried toast
solid egg, beans and sausages though

>>13954042
>garnish
>marmalade in plate
>no potato scones
what's there is well made, so it's just makes the grade

>>13962247
OTT

>>13965871
>>13966032
>>13965798
based kippers

>>13965556
based child

And here's a breakfast roll for you clueless cunts

>> No.13967724

>scotsman shitting all over the thread
class

>> No.13967741

>>13967724
Typical, though, innit. He does it in all of them.

>>13967637
Fuck off. I did say something like it. I wouldn't obviously include the stupid fucking hash brown or the retarded black pudding. And yes, there would be fried bread, because that's properly English. And this is an English dish - not fucking Scottish. I'd probably flip the eggs a little, too.

What now?

>> No.13967889

>>13967741
>the retarded black pudding
confirmed that you don't know what you're talking about my man, sit down now.
>I'd probably flip the eggs a little, too.
is that how you fiddle your bum a little too? doesn't matter how little you do it you know, you still did it

>> No.13967895

>>13967889
> straight into bum fiddling talk
Yup. Scot confirmed. Probably got a German girlfriend and all.

>> No.13967918

>>13967895
mate, you got a german queen

>> No.13967924

>>13967918
And so have you, you thick twat Scot.

>> No.13967933

>>13967924
it's thick but it's not a twat and it's in your mum. also, not my queen m8, not a stuart.

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suck my absolute dick

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>>13964871
>ketchup on eggs
>ketchp enywhere
>but ketchup.. ON FUCKING EGGS

>> No.13969005

>>13941957
One coffee for breakfast. That's it until 12pm.

>> No.13969451

>>13967121
Now that's a good looking omelette
What's the top garnish?

>> No.13969464
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For me, it's two sausage and egg mcmuffins with a hashbrown and a large coke

Sure hope the minimum wagies didn't transfer their corona to me. Godbless their service in these trying times

>> No.13969743

>>13965295
Um, no sweetie tomatoes are fruits, so much as I hate to admit that. Green veggies are a must for any breakfast. OP will have acid spills for two days eating that.

>> No.13971434

>>13969451
Apple and I think blobs of goat cheese

>> No.13971774

>>13966899
Wouldn't throw stones in this glass house, Mr Tater tots and wienies.

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>> No.13971804

>>13971784
>iPhone 5s

>> No.13971881

>>13971774
They're teenie tatie spuddy buddies and meatie weatie sizzly wizzlers

>> No.13971886

>>13971784
What the fuck is in the middle bowl. I think I know but I want to see you say it, so we can ridicule you.

>> No.13972102

>>13971886
oh shit, here comes the big bad food bully

>> No.13973331

>>13952805
It does have tomatoes
The beans

Remember that a full English is not a set dish, it's a collections of items you can have to adhere to the idea that it represents every nutritional need to get you through the day.

The only things wrong with that plate is it could use more potato and bread

>> No.13973343

>>13969743
Tomatoes are botanical fruits, but culinary vegetables.

>> No.13973681

>>13971886
It was like a broad bean paste with some toppings

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