/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13932668]

What would your last meal on death row be?

I would ask for the worlds rarest truffle so I wouldn’t have to die

[Anonymous No.13932692]

>>13932668
You realise that's not how it works, right?

They'll just tell you to fuck off or get you some any ol' random truffle. Maybe if you can get the money to pay for it to be delivered, MAYBE you can have exactly what you ask for but prisons are on a tiny budget for last meals. Failure to provide the exact last meal you want doesn't translate to stay of execution.

[Anonymous No.13932709]

>>13932668

I'm a pleb... chicken parm sandwich, fries, tiramisu, sweet tea and bourbon.

[Anonymous No.13932717]

I'd ask dinosaurus steak, they would tell they don't have it, and I'd answer well faggots call me back when you'll get it.

[Anonymous No.13932723]

>>13932668
Would just get a bunch of stuff from fast food joints.
10 piece bucket from KFC
Bic mac
Whopper
Few sliders from White castle
Animal style from in n out

No point asking for some super difficult to execute or high grade meal when i'll never have it again and it's wasted.
I'd probably share what I had left with the guards aswell.

[Anonymous No.13932744]

>>13932668
I'd have eggs in a basket, eggplant parmigiana and two slices of sourdough bread to make myself a nice sandwich, a medium rare steak with blue cheese dressing and a slice of new york cheesecake.

[Anonymous No.13932750]

>>13932668
You'll get a twinkie and you'll like it

[Anonymous No.13932979]

1 lb of fried okra
gallon of skim milk
a spicy chicken sandwich from wendy's
a spicy chicken sandwich from popeyes
a grilled chicken club from maccas
a spicy chicken sandwich from chik-fil-eh
a classic chicken sandwich from BK
all with extra lettuce and mayo
kfc mash and gravy

>>13932723
this guy gets it. you wouldnt want you favorite high class meal served to you cold and with spite.

[Anonymous No.13933020]

>>13932668
Milk

[Anonymous No.13933058]

A good steak, some barbeque eel, a pulled pork slider, poutine, deep-fried oreos, and a gallon of chocolate milk.

[Anonymous No.13933065]

A McChicken

[Anonymous No.13933077]

>>13933020
This.

[Anonymous No.13933083]

I’d ask to swap the last meal to instead have the cutest female guard brap in my mouth. Boner up the teeth

[Anonymous No.13933084]

Cyanide.

[Anonymous No.13933125]

>>13932668
Nothing. Because I'm not sure if food would make the meds take longer to act. Also, I wouldn't want my last action in this world to be shitting my britches as I die.

[Anonymous No.13933157]

>>13932668
I've actually given this some thought a few weeks ago:
>manhattan clam chowder
>sourdough toast
>lobster ravioli
>apple pie slice with lots of cream

[Anonymous No.13933184]

>>13932717
*Drops a chicken breast on your plate*
See you at sunrise, nigger.

[Anonymous No.13933187]

>>13932668
That's not how it works you stupid 12 year old

[Anonymous No.13933196]

I get sushis
Doesn’t need t be fancy just a lot of it

[Anonymous No.13933197]

a single grain of rice and the worlds slippery pair of chopsticks

[Anonymous No.13933205]

>>13932723
i think you're limited to what is on hand at the prison. so you get a choice of slop, or gruel.

[Anonymous No.13933224]

some fast food, so i can reflect on how shit the world is and be all the more prepared to leave it

[Anonymous No.13933302]

>>13933125
>thinking food in your stomach will somehow slow the effects of drugs injected directly into your veins
>on death row for some heinous crime yet worried about shitting your pants which nobody will find out about besides the coroner even though it will likely happen without eating anyway

Retard much?

[Anonymous No.13933353]

>>13933184

[Anonymous No.13933384]

this with voodoo fries and spicy garlic wings from bww

[Anonymous No.13933506]

>>13932668
i am pain and only deserve pain as a last meal. it's only fitting.

[Anonymous No.13933522]

>>13932692
My state doesn't even do last meals any more, you get the normal meal everyone else is eating.

[Anonymous No.13933555]

>>13933522
It's a dumb tradition anyways that's meant to alleviate guilt people feel for killing someone.

[Anonymous No.13933571]

A bucket of prunes and laxatives

They'd really hate me after that xD

[Anonymous No.13933602]

penis, and i'd be eating it with my ass

[Anonymous No.13933612]

>>13933184
major fucking kek

[Anonymous No.13933619]

>Fresh white baguette - still soft
>Butter
>Selection of salami, prosciutto, cured meat
>Banoffee pie and cream
>6 pack of diet coke (cans)

[Anonymous No.13933624]

>>13933571
they in this instance is some poor fucking janitor you've never even met and has nothing to do with your execution

[Anonymous No.13933644]

>>13933555
its not a dumb

[Anonymous No.13933682]

>>13932668
These treads are retarded
Anything you ask for will be either made in a prison kitchen by the prison kitchen staff with wathever they have there or if you want fast food you will get it a day old unless there is a McDonald's in jail
>But it's just for fun
Then don't post a picture of jail and make the thread jail related, say if you knew you were going to die tomorrow and that's that
Here is my answer
>Fried chicken
>Cheesy Fries
>As many snacks and soda from commissary as I can get
>Coffee, if there is a coffee machine anywhere in the prison and it doesn't have to be instant better
>Cheescake, chocolate cake and pie
>Some pastries from the cake place
>Four cheese pizza from outside
>Different kinds of cheese
As much black dick as I can get in jail

[Anonymous No.13933696]

>>13932668
>>13932717
>>13933197
>>13933571
Shitstains like you are why last meals have been removed/limited.

[Anonymous No.13933705]

Popeye's bucket, spicy. Some biscuits, red beans and rice. Coffee as the drink, cream no sugar.

[Anonymous No.13933762]

>>13932668
20 pounds of fried calamari

[Anonymous No.13933816]

>>13933696
not everywhere you fucking ass maggot

[Anonymous No.13933871]

>>13933624
Clean up my shit wagie :)

[Anonymous No.13933876]

>>13933696
who gives a shit, they're being executed because they're terrible people, shit for brains

[Anonymous No.13933878]

>>13933083
Unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.13933901]

>>13932668
What the hell does a poor last meal have to do with opposition to the death penalty?

[Anonymous No.13933981]

>>13932668
>Three bottles of Gentleman's Jack
>Mack and chee
>Shepards pie
>Herb crusted rack of lamb
>Croque monsieur
>nicoise salad
>Fresh squeezed orange, pine, apple, celery, carrot and ginger juice
>Balsamic glazed baked beetroot

lastly I would ask to make my own carbonara
also pic related...

[Anonymous No.13934001]

I guess it would depend on my mood, but probably a butter basted Porterhouse with baby potatoes, roasted root veggies and brocoli, green salad and brioche bun. Maybe garlic shrimp if I'm allowed 2 proteins.

[Anonymous No.13934018]

>>13932668
Lambchops and straight vodka

[Anonymous No.13934139]

>>13933682
and a recoorded version os the bible

[Anonymous No.13934261]

>>13933571
pretty sure you shit your pants when dying no matter what so that was all for nothing

[Anonymous No.13934278]

>>13933981
Would you dead serious drink 3 bottles of gentlemans jack before you died... at least get something else bro please

[Anonymous No.13934297]

>>13932979
>skim milk
do you know how I know you're geh

[Anonymous No.13934323]

>>13932668
If I'm going to die anyways then the last meal is wasted. No reason to eat anything.

[Anonymous No.13934336]

>>13933901
I'm just taking a wild guess here, but the whole concept of last meals are a humanizing thing, to see what people requested as a last meal shows something of their personality and character kinda why we have threads like this in the first place, it's harder to write them off as just a statistic or number.

[Anonymous No.13934349]

>>13933522
God Bless Texas

[Anonymous No.13934385]

>be have peanut allergy
>ask for jar of peanuts
>be murdered by state illegally
lmao get pranked faggots

[Anonymous No.13934424]

>>13932668
Thread topic is more fun without politics.
Skip the death row and just make it that you will die tomorrow, what do you eat right now?
>inb4 someone says how we knows we dyin?
Giant meteor, Super eruptions, Ayyliens telling you on national TV.
Now the people that actually respond with grand feasts show you the true sociopaths that request dumb shit as their last meal.

[Anonymous No.13934829]

>>13934297
whole milk is fucking cum. skim is the superior choice.

[Anonymous No.13934878]

>>13934001
>depend on my mood
You're getting executed by the state, what other mood could you possibly be in

[Anonymous No.13934898]

>>13933506
>pain
Ce n'est pas du pain! C'est du spam!

[Anonymous No.13934913]

>>13934898
I lauled

[Anonymous No.13934970]

>>13932668
vodka

[Anonymous No.13935088]

>>13932668
>no last meal
>dont even get told you're on death row
>just get held in solitary for 2~20 years
>one day guards just walk in and say that you're gunna be dead in 30 min.
>on your way to the death room you get to talk to a priest for 5 minutes and pray if you wish
best way to do it
let the fuckers rot in fucking hell
criminal scum should be fucking beaten and tortured daily.

[Anonymous No.13935096]

>>13933981
>>Three bottles of Gentleman's Jack
>>Mack and chee
>>Shepards pie
>>Herb crusted rack of lamb
>>Croque monsieur
>>nicoise salad
>>Fresh squeezed orange, pine, apple, celery, carrot and ginger juice
>>Balsamic glazed baked beetroot

vs what you'd actually get
>bottle of water, cuz no alcohol allowed
>$3 frozen dinner mac n cheese
>$3 frozen dinner shephard's pie
>$3 lamb chop, microwaved by the intern
>a piece of bread
>a few pieces of lettuce with some ranch on it
>a glass of orange *drink*
>a can of pickled beetroot emptied into a bowl
Enjoy your last meal.

[Anonymous No.13935097]

>>13934878
Depends on the time of month.

[Anonymous No.13935310]

>>13933205
There have been inmates that got KFC before.
J W Gacy being the imediate one that comes to mind.

[Anonymous No.13935328]

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[Anonymous No.13935336]

>>13933876
only difference between them and you is you haven't been arrested for your pedo shit yet fag

[Anonymous No.13935340]

>>13935336
Nice. But even George Pell got arrested for pedo shit and then they decided it was OK because it was so long ago and there's no way somebody would get a thrill from forcing someone to perform oral sex in a public space within an eight minute window. So, really, there's nothing wrong with pedophilia.