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Webm Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:34:17 2020 No.13922648 [Reply] [Original]

time for a good old webm thread ceekay

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:34:55 2020 No.13922650 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, sashimi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13922648

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:35:02 2020 No.13922653 File: 2.71 MB, 400x230, Surly King of the Egg Fort .webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13922648 Egg.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:36:01 2020 No.13922661 File: 2.08 MB, 796x720, vegan bullshit avocado egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13922650

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:37:06 2020 No.13922669 File: 2.39 MB, 640x480, jack fails at bacon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13922653 how does he get out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:38:12 2020 No.13922676 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, jacks cucmber sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:39:28 2020 No.13922683 File: 2.99 MB, 1080x608, aglio olio e peperoncino.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:40:35 2020 No.13922687 File: 2.93 MB, 1080x608, aglio olio e peperoncino_2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:42:35 2020 No.13922695 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, jacks non-newtonian chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:43:41 2020 No.13922697 File: 2.99 MB, 900x506, carbonara.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:46:23 2020 No.13922711 Pls post the webm of all the weird shit chinks eat

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:46:31 2020 No.13922712 File: 2.97 MB, 900x506, carbonara 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13922697

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:47:28 2020 No.13922715 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:47:34 2020 No.13922717 File: 2 KB, 125x70, jacks garbage stew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:48:45 2020 No.13922726 File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, jack makes jenkem.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13922715 nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:49:48 2020 No.13922732 >fuckin soyboy fag >pompous hipster webms of fag food fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:51:18 2020 No.13922738 File: 1.37 MB, 1280x720, jacks magic bullet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:52:20 2020 No.13922743 >>13922732 >this retard doesnt get it haha!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:53:26 2020 No.13922748 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, jacks perfectly cooked burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:53:36 2020 No.13922750 >>13922726 why does this make me so angry

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:57:33 2020 No.13922765 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, jacks aunt myrnas speciel reciep.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13922750 jack is cool, and hip too

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:58:40 2020 No.13922768 File: 2.39 MB, 1283x540, chicken harvester.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:01:52 2020 No.13922784 File: 2.93 MB, 1280x720, omelette.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:14:54 2020 No.13922839 File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, traditional italian sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:21:07 2020 No.13922860 >>13922661 1 egg or 30 minute fake egg that does not taste like egg

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:37:02 2020 No.13922904 Does anyone have the one of the Asian chicken video? It was posted early this week but I didn't save it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:38:23 2020 No.13922912 >>13922768 does this kill them? they look too young for slaughter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:41:03 2020 No.13922924 >>13922912 >>>13922912 this does not kill the chicken

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:42:38 2020 No.13922932 File: 2.96 MB, 640x800, date girl.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:43:41 2020 No.13922936 File: 410 KB, 640x640, tay-small.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:44:36 2020 No.13922941 Woah dude any top down instruction vids for epic eats?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:44:48 2020 No.13922946 File: 2.68 MB, 1280x720, asian cook.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:44:58 2020 No.13922947 >>13922936 >Tfw no retarded gf

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:47:28 2020 No.13922956 File: 222 KB, 590x671, taytweet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13922947

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:47:35 2020 No.13922957 >>13922738 Is that really him? That could be the least undercooked thing I have ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:50:46 2020 No.13922965 >>13922669 I miss when Jack could use both of his arms. He was a lot more cocky while being retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:53:29 2020 No.13922972 >>13922648 Why is this being made on top of a bath towel?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:58:56 2020 No.13922992 >>13922956 >look it up >it's real holy shit, I remember when he was just another autistic shitposter here. Good for him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:01:20 2020 No.13922998 File: 110 KB, 675x900, EItk-5qWkAESh-k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13922992 he got penis removal surgery when she dumped him

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:02:27 2020 No.13923005 >>13922998 can't say I blame him, no other pussy will compare after her

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:05:10 2020 No.13923024 >>13922669 All the eggs must be consumed to be released.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:07:59 2020 No.13923038 >>13922946 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:08:22 2020 No.13923040 >>13922946 I needs it brotendos

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:09:40 2020 No.13923045 >>13922661 Who the fuck has time to go to all that effort to create a goddamn egg? Do all these people live in their parents' basements?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:11:46 2020 No.13923054 >>13922676 Has he just given up on trying to use his arm?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:12:00 2020 No.13923056 >>13922936 cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:14:12 2020 No.13923063 File: 2.76 MB, 800x450, Spoonies' giant tenderloin sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:15:44 2020 No.13923067 >>13922648 >time for a good old webm thread ceekay Why is shredded cheese and ladles of gravy dispensed on top of a bedroom blanket?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:19:46 2020 No.13923079 >>13922839 Are those wings going in the pasta sauce?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:20:02 2020 No.13923082 >>13923054 He never did try. He regularly prays for God to restore his arm, and waits for the day he is healed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:23:54 2020 No.13923096 >>13922676 God those post-stroke videos are the worst. I'm glad my mom regained the use of her arm after her stroke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:25:38 2020 No.13923105 >>13922957 They're eggs so they're one of the few foods you want to undercook.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:28:46 2020 No.13923973 File: 1.89 MB, 1280x720, 1573526485938.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:30:41 2020 No.13923984 File: 443 KB, 1280x720, 1559941122681.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:31:54 2020 No.13923988 File: 2.71 MB, 844x446, 1565804755113.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:32:01 2020 No.13923990 >>13922743 >haha I was only pretending to be retarded >>>/r/eddit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:36:41 2020 No.13924016 File: 174 KB, 320x632, 1570324548374.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:42:19 2020 No.13924044 >>13924016 holy fuck i'm laughing so hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:47:50 2020 No.13924071 >>13922669 >how does he get out through the eggsit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:48:10 2020 No.13924073 File: 988 KB, 720x1280, 1558112201960.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924044

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:49:28 2020 No.13924081 >>13922912 It pushes them onto a conveyor belt, off to the right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:52:22 2020 No.13924092 >>13924073 fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:55:57 2020 No.13924110 File: 2.91 MB, 800x450, 1568016214708.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:58:00 2020 No.13924120 File: 2.27 MB, 480x360, spaetzle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The same 8 jack webms, now just gotta wait for the 3 mexican chip webms then we can have the standard webm thread or we can post new content

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:59:43 2020 No.13924131 File: 6 KB, 175x175, LikeNoDude.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924016 >>13924073 >>13924044 >>13924092 Eggs explode? Wtf?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:05:03 2020 No.13924159 File: 1.09 MB, 640x360, 1529879605976.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:05:55 2020 No.13924162 >>13924110 I love how he leaves the sticker on the apple too

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:06:08 2020 No.13924163 >>13924073 Oh lawd that egg

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:19:16 2020 No.13924226 File: 2.93 MB, 360x338, chicken breast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:22:54 2020 No.13924250 >>13922972 >>13923067 this >>13922661 sometimes I consider not making a regular egg because of the effort involved, couldn't imagine how I'd feel if I saw someone making that

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:40:17 2020 No.13924372 >>13923063 I fucking need this right now. God damn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:46:55 2020 No.13924418 >>13922650 What's the value on the one untrimmed piece he cut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:50:00 2020 No.13924433 >>13922661 I could feel my sperm count dropping as the video went on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:05:55 2020 No.13924515 >>13924226 Jesus. It just never ends. Looks like it'd taste like shit, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:06:57 2020 No.13924519 >>13923988 >max fill

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:07:42 2020 No.13924523 >>13922661 Awful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:23:43 2020 No.13924574 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, giant stuffed burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13922784 like watching someone taking a long sump upside down

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:28:34 2020 No.13924593 >>13924574 Gross-looking during cooking but actually looks like could be quite tasty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:30:55 2020 No.13924604 >>13922839 get any toe nails in there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:33:48 2020 No.13924615 >>13923063 can I get this but like 3 sandwiches instead of one

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:38:25 2020 No.13924634 File: 2.37 MB, 640x360, jap lasagna.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:38:51 2020 No.13924636 >>13924574 what the fuck is the point?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:41:13 2020 No.13924647 File: 2.73 MB, 960x1154, meat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924636 to make you angry

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:43:42 2020 No.13924655 >>13924636 To keep the channel's volume of new content high so that it is favored by YouTube's algorithm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:45:48 2020 No.13924667 >>13922650 these fucks are single handendly fucking up the pacific, its not enough that you fuck up the ocean. two bombs were not enough, this goes to china as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:47:16 2020 No.13924675 >>13924634 Seriously. wtf is this? looks fucking gross.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:50:53 2020 No.13924698 >>13924647 is this like the meat version of pop rocks? where do I find meat like this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:53:18 2020 No.13924708 File: 2.41 MB, 880x494, Cheese Skirt Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:55:36 2020 No.13924718 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, macbun.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:23:18 2020 No.13924857 File: 2.77 MB, 710x398, buffet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:24:55 2020 No.13924865 File: 1.57 MB, 640x640, mexican cuisine4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:28:36 2020 No.13924880 >>13922695 this one still blows my mind. what fucking video is that? how did he create a non-newtonian chicken batter?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:28:45 2020 No.13924883 >>13922683 >>13922687 Fucking kino.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:34:22 2020 No.13924913 >>13924698 Pretty sure that's worms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:35:30 2020 No.13924919 >>13923063 Literally the only good thing about growing up in a shitty, small Indiana town. That thing is only like $11.99

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:36:13 2020 No.13924923 >>13924718 nom nom nom

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:38:04 2020 No.13924931 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, egg burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:38:36 2020 No.13924933 >>13924865 So much for all the shrieking about "authentic Mexican!" food. Looks like utter shit wrapped round semolina developing later. Fuck no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:40:23 2020 No.13924940 File: 22 KB, 260x382, fw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924913 how do worms taste?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:42:06 2020 No.13924947 >>13924940 I've had mopani worms before and it tasted a bit like.. gamey chicken maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:43:09 2020 No.13924952 >>13924865 So much for all the shrieking about "authentic Mexican!" food. Looks like utter shit wrapped round a later case of salmonella or something. Fuck no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:46:19 2020 No.13924963 >>13922839 is this guy retarded or is it just me, why not cook the garlic and onions in oil first rather then dumping them in raw?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:50:18 2020 No.13924977 >>13924675 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4lZcEY4nII I don't know why they say it's japanese lasagna, it's timpano.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:00:12 2020 No.13925009 File: 2.46 MB, 1280x720, ramenfu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:01:52 2020 No.13925015 >>13924963 he's the jack scalfani of video games, they are basically blood brothers, it's no surprise his incompetence carries over to cooking as well

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:21:41 2020 No.13925062 File: 2.38 MB, 1280x720, 1567200999289.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13925015 oh god, that's darksydephil aka the king of retro aka the king of /v/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:59:13 2020 No.13925765 >>13924131 they eggsplode

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:59:54 2020 No.13925766 File: 2.86 MB, 360x544, big krab.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13923990 >he still doesnt get it >>>/r/etard

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:04:04 2020 No.13925776 >>13922669 wait is he using a fibrox? fuck, now i have to discard mine

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:04:10 2020 No.13925777 File: 1.05 MB, 1280x720, jacks tempered chocolate.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924418 theres like 4 or five pieces of trim anon. you can probably pay him in used womens underwear

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:10:10 2020 No.13925787 File: 2.35 MB, 640x360, MAPLE.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924634 >boiled egg wat

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:15:30 2020 No.13925795 >>13922936 money can't buy you class

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:26:31 2020 No.13925810 >>13922748 Gonna be fucking cold in the middle, yummy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:27:13 2020 No.13925812 >>13924977 Interesting, thanks. Genuinely never heard of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:35:44 2020 No.13925838 >>13923973 I've never deep fried food, what is he doing wrong here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:37:12 2020 No.13925843 >>13922768 Metal as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:39:19 2020 No.13925848 >>13922839 The sauce isn't even simmering what the fuck?

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:49:03 2020 No.13925871

>>13924857
>Walmart pastrys
>2 types of bread
>Fruit that must be the most recent thing there
>Yoghurt
>Oats
>The worst looking omelette in the world
>So little cheese and cold cuts they are hard to spot
>Pancakes that look frozen, hashbrowns, eggs
>Sausage and bacon
>

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:51:23 2020 No.13925874 >>13925838 >SPLOSH

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:52:49 2020 No.13925884 >>13924718 >Mustard powder >Ok it's done >Nope, going to keep trying until I burn it >That fucking patty If these videos were just a couple minutes longer people could spot all the stupid shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:01:13 2020 No.13925900 >>13922687 how the fuck are you supposed to eat that stupid little spaghetti roll without looking like a jackass

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:08:50 2020 No.13925916 >>13924226 not gonna lie, i'd annihilate one of those after a night out

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:44:18 2020 No.13926000 >>13922946 Cute af

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:53:14 2020 No.13926030 File: 1.01 MB, 720x404, pizza slice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924120 >or we can post new content You first, dumdum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:55:59 2020 No.13926038 >>13925009 Imagine the shits

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:58:23 2020 No.13926049
File: 900 KB, 272x480, seafood buffet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13924880
General Tzo's chicken. And if you know it's called a non-Newtonian liquid you probably also know you can make it with cornstarch.
But you just wanted to use the Big Word so we'd all be impressed, didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:00:15 2020 No.13926056 >>13922683 yaaaaaas my favorite hecking peperoncino!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:34:42 2020 No.13926144 >>13925838 by being a pussy he's actually making things worse because he's splashing oil all over himself when it's safer to drop food closer to the surface with no splash.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 08:11:54 2020 No.13926227 >>13922697 >>13922712 you forgot the cream

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 08:55:27 2020 No.13926319 >>13925900 With a fork.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 08:59:28 2020 No.13926328 >>13922653 >Shitty sliced white bread Yeesh

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:02:26 2020 No.13926337 >>13922715 God bless Marks & Spencer

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:43:46 2020 No.13926618 >>13926049 It says it in the filename you sperg

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:32:39 2020 No.13926790 >>13925777 >he doesn't even tilt the pan enough to not rub the bottom on the cake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:41:26 2020 No.13926818 >>13922715 this is some goddamn clockwork orange shit right here

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:48:45 2020 No.13926838 >>13923988 No. No. This has to be some kind of performance art.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:38:36 2020 No.13926980 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, jacks pulled pork.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13924120 >or we can post new content >posts spaetzle webm never post here again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:43:21 2020 No.13927000 >>13926030 You just know this has to be a fucking jap. Poor fucking dog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:45:32 2020 No.13927006 >>13926227 0/10 bait

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:46:23 2020 No.13927008 >>13926980 Not really working, are they?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:53:36 2020 No.13927041 >>13922932 I want whatever that guy in the back is having.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:57:38 2020 No.13927057 File: 68 KB, 683x683, 1540328221034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13926030

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:07:25 2020 No.13927091 >>13926049 If there's anything good to come out of covid is that this kind of behavior is hopefully rooted out either through shame or natural selection

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:13:53 2020 No.13927123 >>13927008 I don't think the claws are the issue

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:14:33 2020 No.13927124 File: 1.32 MB, 1280x720, you died.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13922648

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:16:13 2020 No.13927136 >>13926838 it's like ASMR but instead of being soothing and satisfying, it's cringey and frustrating.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:18:10 2020 No.13927145 File: 2.56 MB, 1280x720, Salmonella Fellas.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13923105 > they're one of the few foods you want to undercook. not for /jack/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:34:30 2020 No.13927213 >>13927123 Well, what is then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:36:03 2020 No.13927222 File: 2.25 MB, 584x584, avocado yumyum .webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:39:15 2020 No.13927244 File: 2.56 MB, 600x325, sick nasty jap julienne.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:39:28 2020 No.13927246 File: 1.66 MB, 576x576, dark ritual.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13927091 That webm predates the virus. It's just how Chinese tourists behave, sadly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:40:19 2020 No.13927254 >>13922839 ohh this is good never saw this shit before

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:44:25 2020 No.13927274 >>13924931 >5 different sauces >sauce to meat ratio 1:1 fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:44:50 2020 No.13927275 >>13924718 >no black pepper I hate it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:45:47 2020 No.13927280 File: 2.96 MB, 408x720, corn on sale.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13927213 It seems rather undercooked for pulled pork.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:49:38 2020 No.13927290 >>13923082 what's the story?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:51:57 2020 No.13927299 >>13922946 sauuuuuce

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:54:00 2020 No.13927308 >>13924071 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:56:10 2020 No.13927323 >>13924647 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:57:04 2020 No.13927326 >>13927290 What story? The man obviously had a stroke because he's a fat retarded idiot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNIvYUnyBg

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:57:08 2020 No.13927327 >>13927290 the story is stroke

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:00:13 2020 No.13927341 >>13924913 its not worms you retard, muscles move you know, thats their fucking job. peak american education right there

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:00:54 2020 No.13927343 >>13927290 >>13927326 Pardon me. I accidentally posted the video about the old stroke, not the new one. How fucking depressing is it that this was even possible? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNGuhhGBGdY

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:05:44 2020 No.13927364 >>13927343 >>13927326 ah, fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:09:14 2020 No.13927381 >>13927364 Yeah, it kinda stopped being funny after that last stroke. I think he lost a lot of views too because people just think he's depressing now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:11:10 2020 No.13927387 File: 400 KB, 853x480, jap man amazed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13925009

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:37:20 2020 No.13927455 >>13927280 Oh, ok. Thanks. Bong so not seen something like this before. Looked crap anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:42:07 2020 No.13927468 >>13927222 >that retarded homosexual face at the end Extremely punchable

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:44:40 2020 No.13927478 >>13927222 Fucking gooks. Every time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:46:55 2020 No.13927489 >>13927244 Actually lovely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:48:40 2020 No.13927498 >>13927246 I literally have no fucking idea what was just made here. I have not one clue. Nothing. Zero. Zip. Fucking nada.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:49:58 2020 No.13927506 >>13927280 Check 'em. The little insect gooks at their most typical.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:04:59 2020 No.13927569

lol does anyone know this site?

https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/jack-scalfanis-atrocious-behaviour/
Jack makes repeated reference to the fact that as a man he considers things like cooking and cleaning “Women’s work”; as a man, it is surprising that he deigns to cook at all and he even refers to the kitchen as “my wife’s”. Jack makes it clear that he considers long hair on men to be abnormal and not masculine, repeats tired and hateful cliche’s about women ad nauseum, and in addition to his history of domestic violence feels threatened and angry when woman don’t make him the centre of attention. Jack’s deep commitment to gender roles despite the fact that he has been an unemployed stay-at-home dad whose tepid showbiz aspirations in California and Nashville supported by his wife’s full-time job for over a decade.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:06:35 2020 No.13927576 >>13927246 Are you literate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:39:24 2020 No.13927665 File: 2.79 MB, 426x240, deluxe grilled cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13927280 they are not even bugs. completely alien beings to this planet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:45:13 2020 No.13927678 >>13927569 >he considers long hair on men to be abnormal and not masculine jesus wept (from hurt feelings)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:46:16 2020 No.13927684 File: 2.74 MB, 480x360, 2 words guys.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13927576 yes, but i am very very gay i dont know if that is where the problem lies

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:49:05 2020 No.13927697 >>13927684 >Pickles on a hotdog Ok... >Tomato slices Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:02:45 2020 No.13927748 >>13922839 Is this that DSP sauce making video?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:06:31 2020 No.13927757 >>13923973 holy shit, the oil is actually hot, good for him

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:07:38 2020 No.13927762 >>13922661 Wow, what an innovative and fascinating way to make something that literally no one would eat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:10:33 2020 No.13927765 >>13927145 Was he trying to make eggs benedict without having to poach the egg? >>13927757 I'm pretty sure this video shows why he doesn't use hot oil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:11:54 2020 No.13927768 >>13927697 >doesn't know about 'go 'ogs

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:15:39 2020 No.13927775 >>13924647 SAUCE

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:19:00 2020 No.13927786 >>13927246 You gain (B)(B)(B) for every view?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:00:21 2020 No.13927929 File: 1.70 MB, 720x404, 1568606913954.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:06:41 2020 No.13927957 >>13924931 Yeah, i'd rather not have to drink the fucking burger. Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:10:17 2020 No.13927980 File: 2.64 MB, 720x404, halloween snackgrab 8.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13927684 >not pizza pie

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:55:47 2020 No.13928179 >>13927980 What scum. I'd tackle that bitch, motorboard those tits, then beat the shit out of her mother and brother while I made her suck on my dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:59:56 2020 No.13928198 File: 1.73 MB, 500x285, 1548057327575.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13922839 no

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:01:44 2020 No.13928202 File: 34 KB, 502x466, 1537566717070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13922932

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:01:55 2020 No.13928204 do you think jack is a good person?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:16:48 2020 No.13928249 can someone post the guy making the 2 sandwiches pls? He adds mashed up cheese and fries to it at the end.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:18:41 2020 No.13928255 File: 1.72 MB, 1280x720, we clammin'.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:18:43 2020 No.13928256 File: 7 KB, 181x279, very.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13926030

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:22:57 2020 No.13928273 >>13927244 >jap

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:31:39 2020 No.13928321 File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13928204 it doesnt matter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:39:32 2020 No.13928361 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, Krispy Kreme Challenge.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:40:39 2020 No.13928367 >>13922839 >raw onions and garlic into a cold sauce >scraping with the blade side of the knife >burnt meatballs Jack is 100% a 4chan shitposter and this was made to trigger, and you can't convince me otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:41:08 2020 No.13928370 File: 2.86 MB, 1067x600, pancake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13922648

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:41:20 2020 No.13928371 >>13928255 Another cruel cunt larping as a fucking gook. Come home, white man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:42:37 2020 No.13928376 >>13928321 For real. Who eats fucking EGGS from street vendors? You might as well just lick the fucking pavement for your salmonella intake. Christ.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:43:20 2020 No.13928379 >>13926049 Man I miss buffets. It's probably gonna be like a year and a half before they're safe to re-open.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:45:31 2020 No.13928391 >>13927145 Honestly that's not a bad soft-boiled egg. I dread to imagine what his hollandaise looks like, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:45:51 2020 No.13928395 >>13924073 Was that the Thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:05:32 2020 No.13928464 >>13924016 >>13924073 lmao I'm crying

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:17:21 2020 No.13928499 >>13927684 so epic xD

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:25:03 2020 No.13928534 >>13923063 What the fuck is this fried cum?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:25:34 2020 No.13928536 >>13922676 >post-stoke Jack I can't watch it, I feel bad for the guy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:27:37 2020 No.13928542 >>13928361 She must be one of the few whose deepthroat feels like throwing a hotdog in a hallway

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:30:24 2020 No.13928550 >>13922661 faggot food

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:36:43 2020 No.13928579 >>13927929 is this how you activate almonds?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:43:10 2020 No.13928609 >>13928367 that ain't jack bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:59:25 2020 No.13928685 >>13924226 Swap the breast with thighs and this is the perfect meal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:04:14 2020 No.13928714 >>13923045 no one, it's created just for the video alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:16:07 2020 No.13928786 >>13922650 i DID NOT need to fucking see this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:18:05 2020 No.13928795 >>13924131 probably water/steam pocket forming between the egg and the oil

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:18:45 2020 No.13928798 >>13928367 >"cold sauce" >it's steaming time to get some glasses my dude

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:27:09 2020 No.13928835 >>13926030 this is so me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:34:32 2020 No.13928875 >>13926030 >those gleeful sniffs between the bites kino

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:46:32 2020 No.13928928 >>13924647 >>13924698 >>13924913 its just salt on very fresh meat

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:04:48 2020 No.13929003 >>13923082 My favorite part is how his first video post-stroke was one where he made "healthy" keto bacon muffins with one arm. Truly demented. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuBpgG8VmcQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:40:38 2020 No.13929123 >>13926980 >>13927213 That is either the leanest cut of pork butt or very under cooked. Yikes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 22:04:32 2020 No.13929214 File: 1.59 MB, 600x337, hamburger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 22:06:55 2020 No.13929230 >>13929214 >am i funny yet, mom?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 22:09:29 2020 No.13929254 File: 2.99 MB, 800x450, picanha.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13928786 pussy >>13929214 tragic waste of food

>>	not gorilla Tue Apr 14 22:22:34 2020 No.13929310 >>13922932 I don't see no dates in that video

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 22:28:01 2020 No.13929329 >>13929214 Reddit "humor."

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 22:37:42 2020 No.13929380 >>13926038 you have no right giving me a boner like this

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 22:45:52 2020 No.13929418 >>13922661 It just cosplays eggs

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:03:27 2020 No.13929466 >>13922936 Yo...you think she lurks here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:03:40 2020 No.13929469 >>13924667 It's fine. The amount of fish caught in the world every day is like a spec of sand on a spec of sand on a spec of bacteria on the world's largest beach. It'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:10:21 2020 No.13929492 >>13922661 >namek salt Dis nigga trynna get us to use dbz salt

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:21:41 2020 No.13929539 >>13924647 It's just the sarcolemma (actin and tropanin) spazing out with whatever electrical activity is in there. Meaning that this is ultra fresh meat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:23:19 2020 No.13929543 >>13928786 What are you doing in this thread then

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:24:59 2020 No.13929553 >>13924865 Hell yes this here is real tacos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:25:39 2020 No.13929556 >>13929469 yes but not every fish has populations that can sustain that, humans have already hunted like 10 animals to extinction or more in history.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:26:09 2020 No.13929558 >>13924940 Like earworms

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:33:57 2020 No.13929595 >>13924131 if you microwave an egg that isn't broken it will fucking explode like an actual grenade.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:35:48 2020 No.13929602 >>13922992 You sure about that? He was pretty pissed about being called a "jew faggot"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:39:52 2020 No.13929618 >>13927684 >two guys working either end of the same hot dog gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:41:51 2020 No.13929629 >>13928928 pretty sure it's worms

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:45:42 2020 No.13929640

>>13927665
I can relate to this so hard, every older male relative of mine is living like this or already dead.

This dude's not even eating on a plate, he's just moved the fucking hot pan he just used to his table. This video is just missing shots of a greasy handkerchief, the clock radio he's had for twenty years, and the fridge that barely works (and leaks brown liquid onto the floor once a week.)

Most of his friends have died to lung cancer, tuberculosis, diabetes, or misadventure (falling down the stairs, a scratch that got badly infected, etc.) He's just glad he's still got functioning hands, a working brain, and a few pairs of underwear that aren't threadbare.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:48:40 2020 No.13929652 >>13922648 Why is the cheese not melted?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:58:40 2020 No.13929684 >>13925838 he's throwing the food into the oil, rather than placing it. It's a huge hazard he's creating. See >>13923984 for another example of him being retarded with oil. Instead of attempting to minimize splash, the idiot just flops it in there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 00:01:31 2020 No.13929697 >>13923096 Bless your mother, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 00:09:24 2020 No.13929719 >>13929629 no it fucking isnt salt stimulates the nerves in the muscles, which will still be functional if its fresh enough

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 00:12:09 2020 No.13929725 >>13922726 He can't even seal a jar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 00:13:26 2020 No.13929727 >>13927124 >the fade out my fucking sides

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 00:16:56 2020 No.13929736 >>13924634 Going to need some squinty mushroom people to confirm this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 00:18:52 2020 No.13929745 >>13924952 euro faggot detected.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 00:35:05 2020 No.13929803 >>13927299 I think it's a marinara.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 00:44:13 2020 No.13929830 >>13924857 $30 for a complimentary hotel breakfast

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 00:51:20 2020 No.13929851 >>13922669 again another webm thread ruined by jack posters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 00:51:56 2020 No.13929854 >>13929214 That is very le funny. Have a gold

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 00:55:47 2020 No.13929860 >>13925009 No way she's not bulimic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 00:55:56 2020 No.13929861 >>13923063 search for "sandwich de milanesa" or "snietchzels" something like that but in a big sandwich bread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 01:00:50 2020 No.13929878 >>13924574 do americans really?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 01:02:51 2020 No.13929885 File: 2.24 MB, 480x270, this cleans the 17kg octopus.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 01:04:58 2020 No.13929894 File: 1.86 MB, 720x480, a.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13929214 >>13929254 >>13926030 >>13922839 >>13922648

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 01:11:50 2020 No.13929914 >>13925766 After the coconut crab starts squeezing the crawfish the others start backing up. As if they can here it screaming

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 01:34:12 2020 No.13929989 >>13924110 >Trying-to-take-the-knot.webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 01:35:02 2020 No.13929992 >>13929214 what a waste of food just to be le funny man

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 01:36:59 2020 No.13930001

>>13924226
>Oh, cool, baked chicken
>Okay, i guess they're shredding it for a sandwich or something
>that's a massive quesadilla
>i guess that would go well with the quesadilla...
>egg wash? Go fuck yourself they're not frying this monstrosity right?
>please tell me they're not making this a pizza
>GRILL???
Maybe free will was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 01:44:27 2020 No.13930024 >>13924226 Looked good right up until they deep fried it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 01:47:50 2020 No.13930037 >>13929214 I fucking hate these "people".

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 01:52:08 2020 No.13930052 >>13926049 >Mainlanders

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 01:53:33 2020 No.13930058 >>13924931 >rubbery ass egg drenched in sauce Nah, I'm good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 01:53:40 2020 No.13930059 >>13930001 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 02:01:55 2020 No.13930082 >>13929469 This is b8

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 02:03:53 2020 No.13930087 >>13924708 Dude

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 02:05:16 2020 No.13930092 File: 1.65 MB, 480x360, dumpling fold.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 02:07:02 2020 No.13930095 File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, 1565994443572.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 02:09:25 2020 No.13930104 >>13922661 Saved and thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 02:14:24 2020 No.13930117 >>13922648 Was expecting someone vomiting on top of it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 02:21:24 2020 No.13930138 >>13926038 My throat is ready desu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 02:33:29 2020 No.13930173 File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, bloody burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13930095 it still amazes me how the cream doesn't get burn or gets dry

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 02:35:56 2020 No.13930180 >>13929214 and i shit you not, he turned himself into a pickle. funniest shit i've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 02:36:29 2020 No.13930184 >>13928542 That's not how it works virgin

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 02:37:57 2020 No.13930191 >>13929885 Hey fisting anime taught me this

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 02:38:57 2020 No.13930193 >>13930191 fishing*

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 02:39:24 2020 No.13930195 File: 2.77 MB, 640x360, pastafu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13925009 it sucks there aren't enough webms of her

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 02:44:32 2020 No.13930214 File: 2.81 MB, 640x640, salt bae gets dangerous.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 02:47:52 2020 No.13930226 >>13930214 Why is this guy such a fucking gaylord?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 02:52:30 2020 No.13930247 File: 1.89 MB, 202x360, hexagonal packing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 02:55:06 2020 No.13930259 >>13930226 for the big time likes n babez n memez my man

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 03:07:13 2020 No.13930298 File: 968 KB, 500x385, laos tse.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13922712 >teflon pan >metal utensil

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 03:10:00 2020 No.13930307 >>13930298 Doesn't look like it's touching the bottom so no harm no foul.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 03:12:09 2020 No.13930315 >>13930307 Not in this particular clip perhaps, but we all know that it happens. >>13924073 A-fucking-gain

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 03:36:40 2020 No.13930407 >>13922932 she's like 4'11'' gives how short her arms are

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 03:39:10 2020 No.13930410 >>13930173 God damn it who the fuck would eat that shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 03:53:38 2020 No.13930449 File: 236 KB, 580x563, 1506155532590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13927246 >>13927498 >Soy Milk >Popcorn kernals >Smoked Sausage >2 Eggs >Powdered Chocolate >Graham Crackers >Oregano A classic

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 04:00:19 2020 No.13930472 >>13924226 Bake 1 hour Chill 1 hour Fry Grill This shit would take 5 hours to make. Not practical.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 04:06:34 2020 No.13930490 >>13924634 2 nukes weren't enough...

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 04:19:35 2020 No.13930525

>>13922860

These idiots seem to think all they need to do to make "vegan [real food]" is to get the colour right. Ever since I saw that dumb bitch try to make a "vegan bacon cheeseburger" years ago. Her "bacon" was dried onion that she'd made purple by some fucked up herb thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 04:36:35 2020 No.13930574 >>13923973 Splish splash I was deep frying some shit...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 04:39:54 2020 No.13930581 >>13925009 she DO be shittin tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 04:41:10 2020 No.13930582 >>13929885 imaging someone inverting your head in an instant like that to kill you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 04:45:04 2020 No.13930591 >>13930472 You're supposed to be blown away at the creativity and imagination. It's okay that you're not. It means you're not a fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 04:53:40 2020 No.13930614 >>13930191 >>13930193 What was it called, that seems very nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 05:29:58 2020 No.13930699 >>13927980 >Those noses

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 05:31:29 2020 No.13930701 Ok that tiny bun actually made me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 05:35:07 2020 No.13930710 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, ontario.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13930699 I don't know, man. I think they look more like Dagos than Jews.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 05:40:27 2020 No.13930728 >>13922784 Rolls for those who only like the egg in eggrolls

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 05:43:44 2020 No.13930733 >>13924226 Why can't I buy this right now

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 05:57:15 2020 No.13930760
File: 1.39 MB, 640x360, 1563402769344.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13924131
>crack egg into the unheated oiled pan
>crank the heat to the max
>grab your phone
>have the fear of God instilled into you by flying oil when the yolk ruptures

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 05:58:34 2020 No.13930762 >>13927929 A C T I V A TED

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 06:04:40 2020 No.13930777 >>13930760 wtf is he even eating

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 06:19:44 2020 No.13930815 File: 572 KB, 1024x1024, sevens.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13930777 He's eating an uncased tube of spiced ground meat. Americans call it sausage, but as far as I can tell that just means ground meat over there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 06:52:05 2020 No.13930871 >>13930582 was it not already dead? it wasn't moving around very much. then again it might have just been exhausted

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:01:07 2020 No.13930901
File: 2.90 MB, 960x540, ck vs u goal1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Next week, either on friday or saturday depending on the draw our 4CC team will be back in action for the spring babby cup.

If you want more of this tune in
As it seems all our player models and maybe a few new ones will be back aswell

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:26:28 2020 No.13930977 >>13924952 >round a later case of salmonella or something. couldn't think of an actual criticism, could you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:41:33 2020 No.13931009 File: 2.69 MB, 960x540, ck vs o goal2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:54:16 2020 No.13931042 >>13922661 IMAGINE THE CARBS

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 08:34:55 2020 No.13931136 >>13931009 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 09:41:20 2020 No.13931310 >>13924226 grim

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 11:32:29 2020 No.13931690 >>13927244 its a chinese movie

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 11:42:08 2020 No.13931724 >>13928370 god fucking damnit, this made me angry

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 11:59:51 2020 No.13931773 >>13930226 its in his financial interests to continue his online popularity

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 12:05:43 2020 No.13931787 >>13930815 it looks like chorizo a spanish spiced sausage which is more finely ground, sausage is ground meat (normally pork) stuffed into a casing natural (animal intestines) or artificial (made from collagen made from hide and hooves like gelatin)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 14:39:37 2020 No.13932380 >>13928370 >having pancakes with your oil

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