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Massive, thick, heavy and far too rough. It was much too big to be called a beer. Indeed, it was like a heap of raw steel.

>> No.13919098

>>13919092
a male with a goatee typed this

>> No.13919114

>>13919092
Who even drinks this besides homeless people? If you want beer drink real beer (even most single IPAs have an abv above 6%) and if you just want to get drunk get a handle of vodka. Either one of those are far more pleasant than trying to choke down a 40.

>> No.13919120

>>13919114
What if I wanna get wrecked and I only have a few bucks? Checkmate retard.

>> No.13919121

>>13919120
>besides homeless people

>> No.13919125

211 gang wya

>> No.13919132

>>13919120
Get a better job then poorfag then you won't have to make such dumb decisions.

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>>13919114
I fucking hate IPAs, it's like drinking pine tree. Malt liquor is far superior

>> No.13919147

>>13919092
This shit brings me back to freshman year of college

>> No.13919155

>>13919133
>frogposter
>trash
checks out

>> No.13919156

>>13919133
If you don't like pine then get something that doesn't use simcoe or chinoock, dum dum. Malt liquor tastes like beer that's been sitting out in the sun for a week and has gone rancid.

>> No.13919162

>>13919114
My schizophrenic brother does. He swears it doesn't taste bad.

>> No.13919163

>>13919125
hi gravity gang we outchea

>> No.13919173

>>13919155
That's Pickle Rick, you fucking retard.

>> No.13919178

>>13919092
>much too big to be called a beer.
That's because it isn't a beer, it's malt liquor

>> No.13919185

Anyone else drank this shit as an adolescent and now can't stop? I wouldn't have it any other way. Fuck you pussy ass hipsters, keep your ipas.

>> No.13919187

>>13919173
>he knows who pickle rick is
speaking of trash...

>> No.13919214

>>13919185
nah, we all don't live in allegheny county

>> No.13919227
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>>13919156
>he tastes his beer like a fag instead of just pounding it

Pathetic

>> No.13919232

>>13919114
me

>> No.13919239

>>13919227
So again, why not just buy a handle of vodka at that point?

>> No.13919243

>>13919239
faster than mixing and it comes cold so its nice to drink with food

>> No.13919248

>>13919243
>mixing
>needing his liquor to be cold
Now who's the fag?

>> No.13919250

>>13919239
I'd drink the whole thing

>> No.13919254

>>13919248
well i dont wanna drink water and i dont wanna wake up feeling like shit, so yeah, i dont just chug vodka straight

>> No.13919263

>>13919250
Baby needs his bawbaw portioned?
>>13919254
Chugging malt liquor will give you a much worse hangover than vodka ever will.

>> No.13919265

>>13919092
Are they off the boat yet?

>> No.13919266

>>13919214
What's that?

>> No.13919270

the last inch of a steel reserve 40oz is the most vile flavor. even now, a solid decade since i've tasted it, i can almost gag just thinking about it. college was really just fucking dumb

>> No.13919276

>>13919270
By that point I'm usually too buzzed to care.

>> No.13919286

>>13919263
but vodka doesnt pair well with cheap fast food... you havent lived til you have eaten a $5 box from taco bell with 2 steel reserve tall boys and woken up feeling better than ever. cleans out the system

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>>13919286
>vodka doesnt pair well with cheap fast food
You what?

>> No.13919300

>>13919295
yeah and i bet u drink soda or water with that which i dont feel like doing. dumbass. also the bitter malty flavor pairs well with savory salty goodness

>> No.13919306

>>13919295
The only thing cheap there is the person that took the picture. Sorry I meant fat.

>> No.13919384

>>13919300
>carflask guy
>drinking soda or water
Is this your first day on /ck/?

>> No.13919417

>>13919384
so he's carflask guy and TB guy? wow what a loser.

>> No.13919574

>>13919114
High school kids and people who want to get fucked up for a few bucks

>> No.13919600

This stuff literally made me fat. I went from 108lb qt femboy to Matt Berry, 155lbs in 12 months.

I will still probably drink it until I die.

>> No.13919642

>>13919114
Alcoholics on the verge of homelessness also enjoy Steel Reserve. Don't forget about us!!

>> No.13919654

>>13919642
>alcoholics on the verge of homelessness
Nah, that's like 50% of the population right now.

>> No.13919664

>>13919295
300lbs give or take

>> No.13919675

Steel Reserve is the beer of choice for the thrifty alcoholic

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>>13919092

>> No.13919684

>>13919679
>mfw trying to choke down a steel reserve fast enough to maintain a buzz

>> No.13919703

>>13919295
why are you geh?

>> No.13919866

>>13919295
I’m also drinking on a bottle of Pikesville this week, one of my top 10 Whiskeys for sure.

>> No.13919878

>>13919114
I like to drink one before work while playing some kid pix. What you know about that? Probably lots.

>> No.13919889

>>13919092
If I'm going to drink something that cheap ill just go with Old English desu

>> No.13919899

>>13919866
If you look past the fast food that guy actually has really good taste.

>> No.13919951

Steel Reserve is my lifeblood. It's the only thing I can afford as a NEET digging for change in my mom's boyfriend couch cushions.

>> No.13919971

if you're a cheap alcoholic there is no option besides Costco American Vodka handle

>> No.13919976

>>13919899
I think he just has money to throw around.

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>>13919295

>> No.13920313

>>13919295
That image is cursed as hell

>> No.13920321

>>13919978
From all the fucking people in the world I wouldn't have thought that asians men would shave their pubed.
How strange.

>> No.13920949

>>13919265
They have been for years

>> No.13921290

>>13919114
Alcoholics who aren't trying to lie to themselves about what they want(which is what you're doing right now) are the ones who enjoy Steel Reserve.

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>>13919092
this disgusting shit is the worst kind of swill to try and get drunk on. you WILL feel like shit after the buzz wears off.
if you want a cheap way to get hammered without resorting to vodka, get pic related. WAY smoother and won't leave you feeling like dog shit after a few of them.

>> No.13921582

>>13921574
*211 is the disgusting swill

>> No.13921613

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI

>> No.13921752

>>13919114
I drink it every night and have for years now and im not homeless

>> No.13921760

>>13919185
Yep lol.

>> No.13921974

MALT LIQUOR POWER RANKINGS
OLDE ENGLISH 800
HURRICANE
NATTY DADDY
COLT 45
KING COBRA
MICKEYS

POWER GAP

STEEL RESERVE

>> No.13922018

>>13921974
No camo or st ides?

>> No.13922040

How much of a nigger do you have to be to unironically drink malt liquor that isn't some girly shit like a Mike's Hard?
Just buy a 30 pack of Keystone for $12.99 and be done with it.

>> No.13922098

>>13922040
I enjoy 40ozs

>> No.13922106

>>13921974
A true malt liquor connoisseur ranks them purely based on alcohol content. Taste is irrelevant.

>> No.13922117

>>13919114
Handle bar liquor is by far worse than Steel Reserve, and binge drinking liquor fucks my stomach up bad so drinking a malt beer that gets me equally smashed and no hangovers. Also 2.50$, its the cheapest, best way to get fucked up period

>> No.13922162

>>13919092
It's not beer, its malt liquor retard. They're not meant to be sipped like your faggy IPAs. They're chugged down by Chads who just wanna get drunk on the cheap and take a 4 minute long piss in an alley.

>> No.13922883

So obviously everyone here has noticed all the fucking blatant Steel Reserve 211 shilling going on recently. Seems to have been going on for a month or so if not a little longer. What is weird is that earlier this year, maybe 3 months ago, I started getting 211 40oz's somewhat regularly. This was right before all the spamming on this board happened and now i'm kind of tripping out because the timing was crazy. What a fucking coincidence. Almost makes me want to stop buying it though because I don't want to be a part of your lame shitty shill club. Good thing I live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and people just think i'm a bum lol.

>> No.13922908

>>13919092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI
mid-2000s kino

>> No.13923761

>>13919114
I'd actually prefer steel over either of those. I think you're probably just a fag

>> No.13924315

Steel 211 8.1
Natty daddy 8.0
King cobra 6.0
Natty ice 5.9
Mickeys 5.9
Bud ice 5.5
Hurricane HG 8.1

Top to middle tier ranking bros.

>> No.13924482

>>13922106

>connoisseur

Sure, if that's what you want to call it

>> No.13924495

>>13924482
Anyone that regularly drinks malt liquor has obviously shameless dispelled any notion that they are not a hardcore alcoholic. Taste isn't relevant. Only the destination is and why would you buy something that tastes marginally better but would get you far less drunk? Why pay the same price for a Mickey's when St. Ides is 8.2% while Mickey's is 5.6%? It's basic drunk mathematics

>> No.13925106

>>13919120
Get a pint of bartons or whatever vodka is cheapest. Some places have stuff like the 50ml's of epic vodka 2 for $1, so depending on how much they sell their pints for you can get that for cheaper. A sleeve of 10 is $5 and that's 500ml of 40% abv, that's way more bang for your buck than 2 or 3 steel reserves.

>> No.13925112

>>13919114
This homeless guy I see from time to time puts the cans in a large fountain drink and then puts the straw in it so he can drink while he's flying signs.

>> No.13925165

>>13922040
thats too much liquid
5 dollars for 2 40s to gets me to a perfect place if i drink em quick enough. its just too easy

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WHAT'S GOIN ON CREW

>> No.13925516

>>13925358
whatchu know about that? prolly nuthin

>> No.13925529

>>13925358
based

>> No.13925581

>>13925106
>vodka
I'm not trying to lower my country's average life expectancy.

>> No.13925656

I drink Steel Reserve almost nightly.

Tasted a Bud Light Platinum today. How unpalatable. To think I'd guzzle that liquid down in obscene quantities is preposterous. A couple of 42ozs of the 211 is all I could ever need for a night.