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13905307 No.13905307[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>wtf why would gordon diss that delicious 'za?
Listen here you american pigs.
That pizza is disgusting, and not only that, it serves as a perfect metaphor of the american hubris
on the one hand, you have traditional, italian pizza. The roman variant, thin and crispy with semolina. The neapolitan variant, fluffy and tall. Simple ingredients, years and years of experience to master. And America happened,
And Americans just have to ruin it, much like they ruined and subverted the entirety of Europe.
simple ingredients become a festering mix of plastic cheese blends, entire barrels of oil and "pepperoni", which arent even italian, yet represent an attempt at "authenticity" which is coated in as many layers of irony as there are layers of oil in the pizza. The obsession with the stringy cheese when you pull it out, all huge tells that all americans care about are flashy spectacle with no substance, colourful exterior with a shallow, dead interior, much like cities such as new york and chicago
when gordon bashed the pizza in the OP, he was also bashing american culture in general. Too bad all angl*ids are cancer and need to be destroyed.

>> No.13905312

Maybe over there in the good ol' cuck-knighted state of deliria, but here in USA we know good pizza when we see it and that is good pizza.

>> No.13905315

>>13905307
Take this shit back to /tv/ faggot.

>> No.13905326

>>13905307
Get raped stabbed and blown up by refugee you pretentious dick

>> No.13905334

>>13905307
You're feeling so smug over there yet meanwhile Emma Watson won't even apologize for her car. What is wrong with your people?

>> No.13905337

nothing better than a big fat greasy pizza when youre 19 beers deep
but that pizza in particular, looks overly cheesy to me

>> No.13905467

>>13905307
that's my pasta you goddamn thief

>> No.13905471

>>13905307
You left the greentext on you moron.

>> No.13905474

>>13905315
Only because he beat you to it.

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>>13905471
Shouldn't have posted it originally, some of 4chans best pastas are wrote down and kept in a draw by my computer, no one's stealing them.