/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13897437]

y?

[Anonymous No.13897441]

they unironically taste p good

[Anonymous No.13897467]

>wipipio aint no be season dey food lmao

[Anonymous No.13897471]

gator is p goog

[Anonymous No.13897477]

>>13897437

it tastes like chicken. maybe better than chicken

10/10 would eat that gator

[Anonymous No.13897499]

>>13897441
I ate one once, it was like bland lean pork, how do you make it tasteful?

[Anonymous No.13897508]

>>13897437
I had some fried gator one time at a nice Chinese restaurant and it was incredible, like the best chicken you’ve ever had

[Anonymous No.13897523]

>>13897437
Tastes good. Really tender and slightly chickeny

[Anonymous No.13897529]

>>13897441

No they arent, alligator is bland and not worth the effort to obtain. Unless you're making a pair of boots per gator and selling that shit for $400 it's not worth it at all. Leave the gators alive to help take care of the pig problem (and then also eat some pigs yourself.)

[Anonymous No.13897538]

>>13897437
>he's never had a hot cheeto body wrap

[Anonymous No.13897544]

>>13897437
Because gator is delicious. Its like chicken and pork, but chewier and delicious when fried. God I love cajun.

[Anonymous No.13897582]

>>13897529
They're everywhere in some states

[Anonymous No.13897657]

>>13897437
it's a spice weasel

[Anonymous No.13897740]

LA QUEEF is a poser. Shoenice was the original.

[Anonymous No.13898265]

Here's the video btw. Spanish warning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnrB8CQ4p4w

[Anonymous No.13898956]

>>13898265
Thanks for the warning, I lost my father to a Spanish

[Anonymous No.13899995]

Why do we shit on chinks for eating weird animals but not white people?

[Anonymous No.13900098]

>>13897477
When I had it, it was a little fishy. It was like eating slightly fishy chicken and it was very moist and tender. Them were some good gator nuggets.

[Anonymous No.13900102]

>>13897437

[Anonymous No.13900133]

>>13897499
coat it in seasoning like in OP
they really don't have much if any flavor.

[Anonymous No.13900184]

>>13899995
Chinks eat the worst kind of disease-ridden shit, they also eat it alive or kill it while making it suffer as much as they can.

[Anonymous No.13900195]

>>13899995
because of this corona thing, it's new so maybe you haven't heard of it yet.

[Anonymous No.13900204]

>>13900184
Are you implying only chinks do this? Boy, are you in for a rude awakening.

[Anonymous No.13900226]

This guy is an amateur. Alligator skin is bacteria ridden to the extent that you basically have to bleach it so as to not contaminate the meat. It's essentially useless to season the skin.

[Anonymous No.13900245]

Meats meat boys. Course I would.

[Anonymous No.13900427]

>>13900204
Africans and Asians mostly. They're the two big consumers of bush meat and shockingly almost always the epicenter of new diseases in the last century

[Anonymous No.13900436]

>>13897508
This sounds suspicious, could’ve been human meat

[Anonymous No.13900443]

>>13900204
White people at least have the decency to not torture their food in public where everyone can watch

[Anonymous No.13900445]

>>13899995
>bat
>tiny, almost no meat, typically eaten with the peel
>gator
>large, plenty of meat, eaten without peel
Gee, I wonder what the fucking difference is?

[Anonymous No.13900450]

>>13900226
>it’s essentially useless to season the skin
Well good thing he skinned it first, dingus

[Anonymous No.13900478]

>>13900443
So hiding that you torture animals makes it better somehow?

[Anonymous No.13900481]

>>13900478
Makes domestic abuse more palatable

[Anonymous No.13900724]

>>13900245
did a robot make this meme?

[Anonymous No.13900759]

>>13897477
>it tastes like chicken. maybe better than chicken

Yeah. It has a chicken-y flavor but more of a beef-like texture and "meatiness". Really good stuff when cooked right.

[Anonymous No.13900761]

>>13900724
It’s technically an AI and it’s definitely possible, but that is also a pretty old meme.

[Anonymous No.13900777]

>>13897437
>asians eat an animal
>OMG they're savages
>wh*teoids eat an animal
>LMOA EPIC

[Anonymous No.13900784]

>>13897582
Good

[Anonymous No.13900790]

>>13900777
When has anyone criticized an Asian for eating an alligator/crocodile

You fucking leftists have an end conclusion: that we are all racist. You then cherrypick these little ideas you have and make a shitty argument leading to: yes I have confirmed they are racist like I had previously concluded. It’s obvious because you have no evidence or reason to believe that anyone on this board has ever or will ever criticize an Asian for eating an alligator.
If anything, people talk shit because of: dogs, bats, cats, toads, monkeys, etc and desu pretty much every last thing EXCEPT FOR FUCKING GATORS

[Anonymous No.13901768]

>>13897437
>y?
For likes on IG, FB, SC, etc.

[Anonymous No.13901865]

>>13900790
Why does this person have to be leftist? Cannot they not be a right wing Asian? Stop projecting.

[Anonymous No.13901900]

>>13897529
>t. serial killer protecting the best way to dispose of bodies

[Anonymous No.13902026]

>>13897437
Americans want a virus they can call their own

[Anonymous No.13902031]

>>13899995
Because chinks are disgusting people, so is their culture and so is their food
Name one thing about this which appears appetising

[Anonymous No.13902063]

>>13900790
No, not "you all". Specifically you. Don't delude yourself into thinking you're somehow speaking on behalf of your entire species. It's plain as day that you're a loser who can only take pride in something a person from roughly the same continent did once, through no fault of his own.

[Anonymous No.13902070]

>>13897437
who are natural predators of aligators? oh wait, only humans

[Anonymous No.13902504]

>>13901865
Because 4chan is infested with leftists ever since 2016 that are here to “fight back” against the “alt-right” (but really they’re just trapped here forever like everyone else), and so they go around making posts like that to “combat racism” here deep in nazi footholds of 4channel.org/ck/
If you’re seriously going to tell me that you don’t know this has been happening literally for years, then you’re obviously a newfag that’s here to do just that.
It doesn’t even matter what my political affiliation is, whenever someone makes a blatant anti-racism post with no backing (much like 50% of the posts ITT), it’s some idiot leftist who couldn’t handle fast boards like /pol/, shitty boards like /k/, /fit/, /v/, or any autistic board like /a/ or /mlp/, so they land themselves here in autism central (or /x/).
>>13902063
I never even said “you all” you ESL retard. I’m going to reiterate this: I’ve never seen a single post criticizing Asians for eating crocodiles, and yet there’s at least a dozen posts here implying that anons do it all the time to the point of it being a common meme. If it was a white person eating a frog or bat, then fine, go ahead and make your anti-racism shill posts, but that’s not the case.

[Anonymous No.13902513]

Stop

[Anonymous No.13902518]

>>13902504
deranged post

[Anonymous No.13902526]

>>13897437
I don't know. The skin is totally inedible. That spice is just being wasted.

[Anonymous No.13902530]

>>13902518
It’s not deranged, there’s just a little bit of irony in there that newfags like you fail to understand every time.

[Anonymous No.13902558]

>>13902530
deranged self-flaggellating newfag post

[Anonymous No.13902593]

>>13902504
is this the revisoinist history that /r/4chan/ tells their regulars before sending them off to try their hand at "fighting the SJWs"?

[Anonymous No.13902762]

>>13900790
Nice crazy uncle facebook rant you persecution complex retard

[Anonymous No.13902774]

>>13897529
>alligator is bland
t. someone who has never had gator in the south where people know how to cook it

[Anonymous No.13902780]

>>13902504
I'm not a lefty by any means but I'm asian and I have experienced racism before.
You're making a lot of assumptions about anonymous posters who you don't actually know.
Just because someone doesn't like racism, doesn't mean they're a lefty. They might have actually experienced racism before.

[Anonymous No.13902787]

>>13902780
If you believe in the concept of racism you are a far alt left radical extreme Jewish communist

[Anonymous No.13902802]

>>13902504
I know you weren't there but there was a time when 4chan wasnt chock full of bargain bin republicans

[Anonymous No.13902939]

>>13902802
Yeah it was mostly libertarians, moderates, and, for a time, a shitload of nazis. The nazis mostly abandoned ship during the b*mbing of /pol/ harb*r and the creation of 8ch*n. Then, in 2016, is when the liberals attacked. Before it was always fringe elements from t*mblr subtly “r*iding” boards like /b/, which is one reason people liked saying “they’re pissing into a sea of piss”. The 2016 US elections changed this site from a bastion of free speech into another state of false dichotomies and general retardation that can’t escape the status quo of normalcy.
This post isn’t spam, 4chan, you’re just using too many word filters.

[Anonymous No.13902961]

>>13902939
eight definitely needs to be removed from the filter. It doesn't even exist anymore.

[Anonymous No.13902971]

>>13902780
Which kind of "asian", British "asian"? You're not, you're a muslim paki terrorist.

[Anonymous No.13903004]

>>13900724
I see someone does not listen to rap music

[Anonymous No.13903050]

>>13900724
>>13900761
>>13903004
https://youtu.be/I7TUr047h7o

[Anonymous No.13903108]

WE DO THANGS A LITTLE DIFFERNT DOWN HERE IN FLAWRIDUH

[Anonymous No.13903126]

>>13897437
n, I heard it's very bland and boney. I'll eat but I don't think I'd pay for it.

[Anonymous No.13903216]

>>13903108
>Florida
There no less than 5 LSU-themed items in that picture.

[Anonymous No.13903291]

>>13903108
LOL BUT IT STILL HAS THE SKIN YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE THERE’S A THICK LAYER OF BACON YOU CAN’T ACTUALLY SEE THROUGH
ISN’T THE SKIN BASICALLY INEDIBLE? FUCKIN WYPIPO

[Anonymous No.13903333]

>>13903291
your racism is showing,
you can grill small gators with the skin on. the same way you would a whole hog. the gator skin prevents the meat from drying out, it's then peeled off.
i'm black from Louisiana btw

[Anonymous No.13903335]

>>13900724

It's a rap lyric. He has crocodile interior and tv screens and such in his Chevrolet.

[Anonymous No.13903347]

>>13903333
I only made that post because there’s at least 10 posts just like that talking about the OP image even though it’s clearly been skinned

[Anonymous No.13905108]

>>13903347
>merely pretending to be retarded

[Anonymous No.13905579]

>>13903108
DELITZED

[Anonymous No.13906050]

>>13900478
All whites I know go for a humane slaughter, Chang.

[Anonymous No.13906835]

>>13903335
>>13903050
These are the real robots
>no humor
>explaining the meme matter-of-fact-ly
>doesn’t seem to realize my post stating “its an old meme” implies that I know about the song
>feels implored to explain that it came from a song
The fact that it’s a really old rap lyric that achieved semi-meme status and then got mishmashed with some random .gif of a kid riding an alligator still makes it possible that the meme was created by an AI, in fact it makes it even more likely it was created by an AI because that stupid phrase shows no creativity whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.13907229]

>>13906835
I just wanted an excuse to post the song, and more gators. You ever consider you might read into things too much?

[Anonymous No.13908886]

>>13897437
Stop eating our ancestor :(

[Anonymous No.13908914]

Can you eat crocodile legally in the US, does it taste good? I'd rather eat crocodile than gator, gators are kinda cute.

[Anonymous No.13909027]

>>13897529
>eat wild pig instead of gator

based white trash retard

[Anonymous No.13909227]

>>13900102
Underrated

[Anonymous No.13909526]

>>13908914
They serve crocodile / alligator legs in some chinese buffets and restaurants.

[Anonymous No.13909531]

>>13897437
>wiggers eating literally anything that moves
not surprised jimbo

[Anonymous No.13909565]

>>13908914
gator tastes good. it's not as tough as you would think, but i just prefer chicken as it's pretty bland

[Anonymous No.13910388]

>>13899995
Because gators arent notorious vectors for disease, you fucking idiot? You think someone wouldn't get shit on for eating a raccoon, possum, or city rat?

[Anonymous No.13912315]

>>13902070
Snakes, Cats, Birds, Canines, Crocs, Other Gators, Turtles, etc.

[Anonymous No.13912327]

>>13900102
lol

[Anonymous No.13912356]

>>13903216
there are lots of LSu fans in FL
t. Floridian

[Anonymous No.13912411]

>>13907229
wow

[Anonymous No.13912422]

Gator's got a chewy tender texture similar to dark chicken meat, but with a very slight fishy flavor to it. Damn good when fried up and put on a po'boy.

[Anonymous No.13912451]

>>13912422
years ago my friends dad used to bring home gator meat, tasted like kfc popcorn chicken

[Anonymous No.13912459]

>>13912451
saw some at my local asian market. fucking $20 for a frozen pound bag of it.

[Anonymous No.13913855]

>>13906835
if anything this gay ass post you wrote out coping about not getting the meme sounds like it was written by an AI, but without any intelligence, so maybe we'll call it Anon

[Anonymous No.13913895]

>>13898265
basically says it tastes like rotisserie chicken.

[Anonymous No.13913940]

>>13909027
Not him, but are you aware of the hog epidemic? These boars are everywhere and ruin the environment. They are pests incarnate.

[Anonymous No.13914005]

>>13913855
Look we can all analyze each other to the end of time but it doesn’t mean you aren’t just a collection of 1’s and 0’s you fucking abomination

[Anonymous No.13914021]

>>13902787
shut up you /x/ tier faggot
You're a piss poor troll.

>>13902971
I'm Filipino - why do you assume I'd be a fucking paki??

[Anonymous No.13914048]

>>13897437
I would eat it if I take the bones home to show my family that I killed a gator and ate it.

[Anonymous No.13914190]

>>13900436
I wouldn't be mad as long as they were open and honest with me.

[Anonymous No.13914285]

they seem abundant and easy to catch, good food source I bet

[Anonymous No.13914389]

>>13902504
Have sex

[Anonymous No.13914422]

>>13912422
shit that sounds pretty good
>>13909531
though this post reminded me, would eating a preditor just make the meat shit/riddled in paracites? dont get me started on the little meat cats and dogs give as is. is there some sort of ground on how to eat gator? gimmy deets.

[Anonymous No.13915053]

>>13902504
lol

[Anonymous No.13915080]

>>13902780

Typical asian defending china. China is a fucking shithole. Shit. Hole. They eat everything that breathes and then some, and actively torture it so they can taste the fear. And this is what they do to their FOOD, they do even worse shit to each other. Dissenters and the unwanted literally get vivisected for their organs. Can you imagine having your organs cut out of you by disinterested doctors while you watch? We'd be better off if china was glassed off the earth and started fresh.

[Anonymous No.13915085]

>>13914021

European countries call middle eastern people asians when they commit the meteic shitloads of violent crimes they commit in europe, to avoid inducong racism in the general public.

[Anonymous No.13915211]

>>13897437
is that dead or alive?

[Anonymous No.13915222]

>>13900777
>wypipo kill an animal as quickly as is practically possible, both to avoid tainting the meat, and to minimize suffering
>chinks torture animal as long as possible before cooking it because they believe it enhances the flavor
Totally the same thing bro, hacking the head off a chicken is the exact same as blowtorching a live dog

[Anonymous No.13915239]

>>13897437
>CHINA WUHAN EAT BAT BAD
>EAT ALLIGATOR GOOD

Never change amerifats.

[Anonymous No.13915246]

>>13915239
Next time a pandemic caused by a pathogen from American food arises you can make the comparison. Until then, stop trying to make your microdick bigger by eating random animals.

[Anonymous No.13915446]

>>13915246
>next time a pandemic caused by a pathogen from American food arises

>oh no the dice rolled the wrong way so it's okay
Keep eating reptiles subhumans.

[Anonymous No.13915462]

>>13915446
>oh no the dice rolled the wrong way so it's okay
Glowing hands typed these words

[Anonymous No.13915469]

>>13915462
Sure thing, enjoy your nothingburger virus because you amerifats have a 3rd world health system thanks to your hubris.

[Anonymous No.13915709]

>>13899995
Because white people are allowed to do what they want

[Anonymous No.13916554]

>>13897467
Cajun and creole cuisine is always the exception because of their cultural blend with other cultures.

[Anonymous No.13916780]

>>13900443
o r t o l a n

[Anonymous No.13916837]

>>13915709
wrong you edgy teen. It's because we are on well... the English side of the internet. So there is bias obviously. Try spreading your views irl you pussy, not on a basket weaving forum.

[Anonymous No.13916849]

>>13916837
No, it’s because whites kill their food before cooking it as chinks will cook it while alive. I have some webms illustrating what I mean, if you want me to post them.

[Anonymous No.13916906]

>>13902031
I know there are a lot of weird food cultures out there but this one gets to me. Its so evil. I know that eating animals is evil in a way but at least we do it humanely. I imagine evil aliens arriving to earth and they are 100 times bigger than us, and they boil us alive and spoon out our insides while our skinless faces stare up at them, and they like it. Thats chinese people with animals to me.

[Anonymous No.13917020]

>>13916906
t. watched the Twilight Zone episode, "To Serve Man."