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I wanna make a grilled cheese but my microwave is broken, wat do /ck/?

>> No.13892521

Who the fuck makes grilled cheese in the microwave?
Who the fuck makes anything in the microwave?

>> No.13892525

>>13892521
Some of us have shit to do and can’t wait an hour for a stove to preheat

>> No.13892526

do you have a pot steamer?

>> No.13892531

>>13892511

why are you poor?

>> No.13892533

>>13892511
come up with new material if you are going to shitpost.

>> No.13892552

>>13892525
>an hour

Aw it’s retarded

>> No.13892561

Use your toaster. The cheese melts into the burners but it's fine.

>> No.13892569

>>13892511
knock on your neighbor's door and ask to borrow their microwave.

>> No.13892593

>>13892525
Post stove

>> No.13892603

>>13892525
>stove take an hour or even 10 minutes to heat up

Based 3rd worlder.

>> No.13892617
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>>13892511
>grilled
>microwave
H-how?

>> No.13892625

>>13892617
look at Mr. Fancy Cuisine over here

>> No.13892691

>>13892511
wait in line at walmart/home depot and buy a new one? Or order one on amazon from china.

>> No.13892707

>>13892511
Hold it in your armpit for an hour.

>> No.13892735

>>13892617
Not OP but I pretty often make my "grilled" cheese sandwiches in the microwave.
First I put them in the toaster, then I smear some butter on there, season the slices, and throw my cheese on, then it goes into the microwave for 2 minutes or so until it's nice and gooey, I take it out, and fold them.
It's convenient since I don't have to clean a pan and the cheese gets really nice and gooey instead of melting and browning like in a pan, it's nice

>> No.13892917

>>13892617
save your hotpocket sleeves if you want crispy microwaved grilled cheese

>> No.13892921

>>13892511
use the washing machine idiot

>> No.13892930

Why do Americans call this ‘grilled cheese’ when they make it in frying pans and microwaves ffs.

>> No.13892938

>>13892930
>why do americans
you have to go back

>> No.13892944

>>13892917
what kind of bread do you have that can fit in a hot pocket sleeve?

>> No.13892947

>>13892930
Why do they call it "grilled cheese" when they aren't even using real cheese?

>> No.13892985

What's the best cheese to use in a grilled cheese? Right now, the only cheeses I have available are American, Monterey jack, and smoked gruyere.

>> No.13892993

>>13892985
Storebought? American. If you're willing to put a little work you can make American-style cheese slices out of more flavorful cheeses.

>> No.13892995

>grilled

just eat a cheese sandwich for gods sake stop all this fancy restaraunt shit with grilling and stuff

>> No.13893690

>>13892511
>He doesn't live in a country which subsidizes microwave repairs

oh say can you seeeeee

>> No.13894355
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>>13892511
Don’t be a retard anon, you know what to do.

>> No.13894382

>>13894355
Interesting.

>> No.13894387

>>13894355
Does this actually work? Anyone ever tried it? Surprised this has never been posted on here as it’d be about as perfect 4chan OC as it gets.

>> No.13894390

>>13892525
>preheat
>stove
kys my man

>> No.13894414

>>13894387

It depends on your iron. Some have a thing where they turn off if left face down for too long in one spot. So you may have to lift up a couple of time.

We've all probably seen it at this stage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEZ2aIQhVSU

>> No.13894415

>>13894387
>it’d be about as perfect 4chan OC as it gets.
you have to go back

>> No.13894422

>>13894415
No u, you obvious fucking tourist.

>> No.13894800

>>13892995
But it's gooood. Warm melty cheese and crunchy fried bread mmmm mm

>> No.13894848

>>13892735
How does the bread toast though?

>> No.13895190

>he doesn’t make his grilled cheese in the dishwasher

>> No.13895475

>>13894848
I toast it before putting it in the microwave so it's pretty okay.
Obviously it won't come out super crisp, but it's not nearly as moist and gummy like as you'd probably assume when you hear someone is microwaving toast.

>> No.13895753

>>13892511
Somebody post that CHEF webm.

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>>13892617

>> No.13895877

>>13892525
does your stove run on wood and charcoal?

>> No.13895914

>>13894387
Holy shit you sound like a giant buttfucker. Also yes it kinda works and it definitely has been posted here before. Although you wouldn't know that because you just came here from reddit like a week ago fag

>> No.13896507

>He doesn't make fake grilled cheeses by painting black stripes on the bread

>> No.13896517

>>13892525
What? it literally takes 30 seconds to 1 minute to heat up my stove and I have a shitty one.

>> No.13896649

>>13892525
this guy cooks

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>>13892511
Nigga just use a pan with butter and call it a day. What kinda of retard uses a microwave for grilled cheese

>> No.13896887

>>13892525
Stick to instant ramen and McDonald's you lazy mutt

>> No.13896902

>>13892511
Step 1, assemble your sandwich with however many slices of cheese and bread you like
Step 2, place ingredients into a bowl
Step 3, dump contents of that bowl into the toilet bowl
Step 4, let ingredients sit until you have to take a dump
Step 5, take a dump
Step 6 (optional), flush the toilet

>> No.13896923

>>13892511
>I wanna make a grilled cheese but my microwave is broken, wat do /ck/?
Well, that sounds not ideal way to cook it.

But, during a shudown I wouldn't tolerate a broken microwave. Get a replacement delivered ASAP. What are you waiting for? You can't even make nuke some canned soup without a hassle.

>> No.13897000

>>13892617
It's not like they are grilled anyway, so why not?

>> No.13897046

>there are "people" who don't even own a knock-off george forman grill on this boards
yikes

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>>13892511

>> No.13897141

>>13892735
Disgusting zoomer

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>>13892525
All these retards falling for day one b8

>> No.13898758

>>13892603
I'm an actual third-worlder and it only takes 30 seconds, less if I heat it up on a higher flame, but that becomes harder to control.

>> No.13898763

>>13897108
I'll take cheap bait over more tourists asking how to cook.

>> No.13898765

>>13892511
Sit on it for 15 mins, remember to turn halfway through

>> No.13898770

>>13892511
>obvious bait
>53 replies
/ck/ ladies and gentlemen.

>> No.13898798

>>13892521
>Who the fuck makes anything in the microwave?
aint nothing wrong with nuking dumplings, potatoes and pasta.

>> No.13898864

>>13897498
Honestly, it's a pretty good bait post. It reveals the normies and redditor "chefs" as the retards they are.

>> No.13898998

Use the fax machine, cunt

>> No.13899022

>>13892561
thats why you turn the toaster on its side dumbie.

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>>13899022
friend did that once; it ejected everything onto the floor lol

>> No.13899906

Use a magnifying glass, that's how I cook ants

>> No.13899969

>>13899078
He should be glad that only that happened. If the cheese runs into the sides he can probably throw the thing in the trash.