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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Why does the saturated-color, ASMR-y production of many japanese cooking channels fill me with a burning sense of rage?

>> No.13890654

>>13890646
You know you could never put that much attention into detail and it's something you can't have

>> No.13890658

>>13890646
i don't know, because you're a castrated reddit simp who feels confused in absence of some chubby youtube mongrel making jazzhands while explaining how to make glutenfree cupcakes maybe?

>> No.13890677

>>13890654
I'm not really sure how attention to detail plays into this style of video, unless you're talking about the food in which case I make it all the time
>>13890658
This style of video is way more castrated than whatever you're accusing me of being. Also everything I eat more gluten than you.

>> No.13890686

>>13890646
because you will never be nipponese and your waifu is beyond reach

>> No.13890693

>>13890686
I don't have any particular feelings on japan or japanese people and my preference for a waifu is thicc latin women

Can y'all give me an answer that doesn't reek of self-hating projection, this is a shitshow already

>> No.13890697

they out here making money using cheap editing tricks while you're shitposting on 4channel from the comfort of your beige colored filth?

>> No.13890715

>>13890677
Cause you’re an idiot that doesn’t know what color saturation is? That pic is has good white balance, and probably has hdr. The color is far more authentic to what you actually see with your eyes. You’re just used low dynamic images and video with bad white balance.

>> No.13890722

>>13890715
I don't think the semantics of "saturation" is what has me angry about these videos but thank you for the lesson

>> No.13890725

>>13890693
You’re mad because you feel the color editing is a dishonest way to make the food look tastier. You’re mad at the sound because you choose to be mad when things don’t suite yourself personal preference

>> No.13890730

>>13890646
Maybe you just have shit taste. Go ask /p/

>> No.13890736

>>13890725
>You’re mad because you feel the color editing is a dishonest way to make the food look tastier
I guess? I think that's on the right track. It's more that I'm upset that people are so impressed with it.

Some of these recipes are absolute batshit. There's a marinara sauce one off this same channel I think, that's like 50% ketchup.

>> No.13890743

>>13890736
Does it taste good?

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>>13890646
>why yes, i am interested in the culinary arts of nippon. how could you tell?

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>>13890693
>y'all

>> No.13890789

>>13890646
cuz you’re a fag

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>>13890646
I'd guess because you're an inconsolable god damn mongoloid

>> No.13890812

>>13890736
Was it a recipe for marinara sauce? If it wasn't, then what's the problem?

>> No.13890874

the immediate salt in this thread is weird as hell, i didn't realize /ck/ gets so defensive

>> No.13890971

>>13890677
The video is focused on the attention to detail. That's what it is about.
Is isn't about the personality cooking the dish. It's focused on the food and how it is prepared.
What else would there be to get mad about?

>> No.13891136

>>13890677
>I'm not really sure how attention to detail plays into this style of video, unless you're talking about the food in which case I make it all the time

He was simply implying that asians are better and you cannot complete.

>> No.13891227

>>13891136
I don't know how a thread about video production methods turned into weird racial shit in the very first reply but I'll keep it in mind next time I see someone bemoaning "bringing up politics" around here

>> No.13892781

>>13890736
>There's a marinara sauce one off this same channel I think, that's like 50% ketchup.
That's just the Japanese way. They unironically put ketchup in spaghetti.

>> No.13893062

>>13890736
>>13892781
Spaghetti napolitan isn't a marinara sauce. It's catsup. They don't know any better.

>> No.13893641

>>13890646
>>Why does the saturated-color, ASMR-y production of many japanese cooking channels fill me with a burning sense of rage?
>muh >>>japanese >>>curry
>you would think they would alteast make it from scratch
>they pretend to but forget to remove the box out of the camera frame
its because its fake and as weebbait as anything else out there.
your rage is justified.

>> No.13893882

>>13893641
This
Disliking this trash just means you aren't a total faggot

>> No.13893916

>>13890646
because they are pretentious

>> No.13893924

>watching your american shows hosted by Jacques Pépin
>Good old VHS quality

Saturated colors look fake, old videos look fake.
If you want to see what it really looks like, cook it yourself brah.
TV is not real.

>> No.13893930

>>13890646
I get where your coming from, the colors pop much more than usual. good lighting makes everything look better, we eat with our eyes and maybe your mad at that. or you just hate weaboos

>> No.13895122

>>13890646
ASMR should instantly make any rational man seethe with rage. It's just so overly saccharine and effeminate. It's something you'd expect out of the bitch you just fucked, not some mom cooking you a meal.

>> No.13895278

>>13895122
ASMR is just sound, it isn't someone whispering specifically. The kinds of videos OP is describing in my experience are just clear sounds of cooking, there's no speaking at all.

>> No.13895286

>>13895122
you associate it with feminine because uve only seen mostly women partake in ASMR videos.

>> No.13895354

>>13890646
because you need to have sex

>> No.13895384

>>13895286
Yeah I do that often with things only females seem to do.

>> No.13895417

>>13890646
Man I love Tonkatsu

>> No.13897190

maria is legit

>> No.13897216

>>13890646
I don't get it. They look good. I also like that they dont fucking talk and give measurements in metric instead of retard units. What's the problem here?

>> No.13897280

>>13890646
Post link

>> No.13897301

>>13893641
it’s a nip channel though

>> No.13897347

Seething weeb incels itt

>> No.13897422

>>13890646
what is the stuff on the right behind the miso soup. they didn't mention what it was. is it important that I cook as quietly as possible?

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>>13892781
there's also this

https://youtu.be/gMopvD-lVPY?t=105

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>>13897438
You know I was about to defend those videos and then you showed me this. I can't give THAT a pass.

>> No.13898519

>>13890812
hang

>> No.13898599

>>13897438
>>13898503
nipgook who watches this channel here. there are 4 people who cook for that channel and the one in charge of those one-pan videos can’t cook for shit and makes content aimed at people looking to cut as many corners as possible. not saying the other videos are masterpieces or anything but they are made with different goals in mind.

>> No.13898628

nobody cares, manbaby

>> No.13898641

>>13897347
>>13898628
samefag

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13898767

>>13898641

>> No.13898793

>>13895122
Based dubs of truth. Probably why Jeffrey Dahmer went off.

>> No.13898929

>>13898767
reddit phoneposter

>> No.13898946

*Shakes the bag for a solid 5 seconds before opening*