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13878478 No.13878478 [Reply] [Original]

>Ah! Thanks for the wings, anon!

>> No.13878492

>>13878478
that'll be $27 dollars, including your two budlights

>> No.13879080
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13879080

this is unironically why i only use boneless meat when cooking for my picky eater friends

>> No.13879088

>And then you get that one friend who chews on the bones to the point of breaking them.
Fucking barbarians, I hope they shit splinters.

>> No.13879089

>>13879080
>picky eater
>friends

why

>> No.13879100

I think it is fair to murder people who leave meat on wings.

>> No.13879107
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>>13879089
M8 I'm nearly 30
If I dropped people just for petty stuff like that, I'd have no friends left
Other than that, they're good people, really
Their parents didn't know how to cook at ALL and as a result they have really limited palates
I slowly push them to try new things without making them go too far out of their comfort zone
So far I've managed to convince them onions aren't gross, that liver can be cooked properly (aka not burnt to a crisp), and that blue cheese can be nice as an ingredient when used sparingly

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>>13879107
>I'd have no friends left
Sounds like you make friends with close minded man children. My friends all ditched me to go play weed while I was getting laid by a fucking nymph.

Now my only friend is a roommate in college with this exact problem, and I don't think I'll really care what happens when he graduates and moves out. Go make some real friends dude. A real bro would down a Carolina Reaper with you for the shits n giggles, not still act like a 12 year old.

>> No.13879442

>>13879430
Yeah forgive me if I don't take advice from someone with 1 friend

>> No.13879641

>>13879088
there is literally nothing wrong with this.

>> No.13879675

>>13879430
>lol you dont have friends?
>lol do what I do
>lol btw I don't have friends...
Yeah, thats the bait I choose to take. Reel fuckn neato.

>> No.13880161

>>13879107
Wish i had a boomer freind to try new dishes

>> No.13880323

>>13878478
When I started ordering wings with my pizza, I would eat those suckers like I'm the goddamn Tasmanian Devil, cleaning everything off those bones.

I grew up boneless, but my god I'm appreciating the fattiness of bone-ful wings.

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>> No.13880473

>>13880465
4 master race reporting in.

>> No.13880539
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>>13878478
>bone-in wings
retards

>> No.13880603

>>13880539
Imagine being a nuggetfag and not having a trophy pile of bones to show off to everyone at the table.

>> No.13880613

>>13878492
I don't eat anywhere where a beer costs less than $15. Get up on my level.

>> No.13880618

>>13880465
5 or 3 depending on where im at and who im with

>> No.13880628

>>13880465
5

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>>13880465
What retard is any other then 5?

>> No.13881438

>>13879088
this is the only right way of doing it

>> No.13881447

>>13880880
People who don't like cartilage.

>> No.13881452

>>13880603
>time to clean up all these bones
>UH WHOOPS
>OH NO now i have to pick up ALL THOSE BONES

>> No.13881458

>>13880323
>I grew up boneless
Millennials in a nutshell

>> No.13881584

>>13880465
Anyone that puts down anything less than 4 should be castrated

>> No.13881590

>>13880465
>Not 6, cracking the bone and sucking out the marrow

>> No.13881601
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>>13880465
>tfw 2

oh well.

>> No.13881618

>>13881590
save it for stock

>> No.13881622

I literally only eat boneless wings (with a fork). I swear you get more meat and they're usually cheaper. What the fuck is the point of nibbling at a gristly soggy bone? It's gross.

>> No.13882178

>>13879430
dumbass

>> No.13882198

>>13879100
murder no, but i light them the fuck up. I eat everything except the bone, tendons, even the marrow on the bigger bones (lil ones are a pain to suck the marrow out of)

>> No.13882226

>>13881622
If you can’t realize the difference you’re confirmed tastelet

>> No.13882255

>>13881452
do you live in a infomercial?

>> No.13882262

>>13881622
You're eating chicken nuggets with a fork, anon.

>> No.13882268

>>13879088
Coward.

>> No.13882286
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>>13882262
Omg anon you're eating a boney chicken nugget without a fork

>> No.13882299

>>13879080
I don't follow. Do they take a bite, say they don't like it, then take a bite from another one and say they don't like it, and then continue until all the wings have a bite taken out of them?

>> No.13882308

>>13882286
No, it is still ordinary chicken meat. It has not been mashed and reshaped.

>> No.13882318

>>13882286
That's how pretty much everyone eats wings bro. You, meanwhile, look like a neurotic freak when you eat your nuggies with a fork.

>> No.13882333

>>13882318
You look so cool gnawing at a bone like a dog with your face covered in sauce. We're all so impressed by you.

>> No.13882350
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>>13882333
You seem a little pressed, anon. Did something happen to you that the idea of getting a little messy while eating frightens you?

Nice trips though.

>> No.13882357

>>13879430

You sound a bit insufferable, maybe that's why you have no friends anymore?

>> No.13882369

>>13880465

1 is wasteful, 5 is a pig. Normal, healthy people aim for 4 but settle for 3 if it's shitty meat that's nothing but gristle.

>> No.13882377

>>13881622

I actually agree with you mostly desu, a lot of people on /ck/ have disgusting eating habits. A major benefit of wings and why I get them sometimes is I can make soup with them.

>> No.13882387

>>13882350
It's just disgusting. I can't stand to look at some slack jawed retard stuff is fat fucking face with pig slop. People look and sound so fucking disgusting when they eat. Have you no shame?

>> No.13882405

>>13880613
I don't drink
get on my plane, faggot

>> No.13882595

>>13882405
You shouldn't be flying now retard you're going to get sick and die

>> No.13882687

>>13880465
3 at the top, 4 at the bottom. I hate trying to eat the top of the drumette and getting a bite of gristle.

>> No.13882699

>>13882687

Anon, anything higher than a 5 is people who unironically eat the gristle, aka disgusting pigs.

>> No.13882760

>>13880465
3 for ayce, 4 usually (though sometimes the tops are more 3s). 5s are when I took them for take out and just been gnawing on them cause they're there.

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>>13879088
>>And then you get that one friend who chews on the bones to the point of breaking them.
the best friend of all

>> No.13882785

>>13882299
They're put off by bones in meat and won't eat around them, should've specified

>> No.13882790

>>13880161
>27
>boomer
rude

>> No.13882793

>>13881622
I agree somewhat, not for the same reasons but the only time I eat traditional wings is if I make them at home. My reasoning is that even though it's messy and kind of annoying, at least I'm in the comfort of my own home and not in public so there's no harm in getting a bit messy when I can just clean up super easily in my bathroom unlike in a restaurant where I'm worrying about wiping shit on my clothes or tripping over people heading to the bathroom to wash up all while trying not to touch anything on my way. Either that or I have to choose to sit there at a restaurant and make use of limited napkins which just smear everything around more and get everything greasy and dirty. If I go out to eat and get any kind of chicken or any food for that matter, it's something that isn't going to be a giant pain in the ass mess to eat. Fuck if I'm gonna sit there in public, act like a primitive retard and get sauce and bits of food all over my face and my clothes. Eating traditional wings, ribs or any super messy meal while dining out at a restaurant is beyond retarded. It's really a type of meal you should only have in the comfort of your own home.

>> No.13882811

>>13879430
gr8b8

>> No.13882812

>>13882784
don't give chicken bones to your dogs
bone splinters are bad news

>> No.13882908

>>13880465
i'm aiming at 5 but fail half the time getting splinters with my cartilage so i have to put up with 4

>> No.13883257

>>13880465
im like a 4.5, cause i'll get all the sauce and all the cartilage but not the dark stuff in the cartilage cause i don't like the taste

>> No.13883473
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>>13879442
>>13879675
>>13882178
>>13882357
>>13882357
>>13882811
:(

>> No.13883492

>>13878478
My brother's and his wife were over the other day and we were having ribs. The gook bitch used a knife and fork and didn't eat any of the meat between bones. Absolutely disrespectful to my father who made the ribs, the pig that provided them and to me for not letting me eat the rest.

>> No.13883604

>>13879088
This is me

>> No.13883908

I'm about to grill up 6 pounds of wings I bought for 5.94. Can't beat them for 99 cents a pound.

>> No.13884526
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>>13883473
bitch

>> No.13884539

>>13880465
why would anyone eat cartilage? it's hard to chew, doesn't taste good, and is annoying when you're enjoying some tender as fuck meat and you suddenly get a surprise mouthful of soft bone

>> No.13885051

>>13880618
The only right answer

>> No.13886604

>>13880465
3 or 4 depending on the quality, flavor and if it's breaded & deep fried.

>> No.13886621

>>13880465
5 on bottom, 4 on top

>> No.13886724

>>13879080
>Catering to picky eaters

Shiggy Diggy bruh.

>> No.13887450

>>13884539
its fun to eat

>> No.13887595

>>13881452
>noboners be like

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>>13881452
mm yes good thing I don’t work there

>> No.13888045

>>13884539
Not worth the effort to eat around it when you're trying to get the meat and crispy skin near it.
Also it's good for your joints.

>> No.13888186

>>13880465
rolling

>> No.13888190

>>13879107
To be fair, blue cheese is an acquired taste.

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>>13882255
lel

>> No.13888474

>>13880465
>not eating the marrow

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>>13888463
I, too, constantly flail around and trash my surroundings comically.

>> No.13888484

>>13882595
THANK YOU FOR THE CONCERN

>> No.13888582

>>13880465
6
i sometimes bite the tip(s) of the bone if there's meat stuck

>> No.13888610

>>13878478

I remember working in a restaurant and part of me would be pissed at how wasteful most of the customers were.

>> No.13889111

>>13888190
Oh for sure
Just that a lot of people think the only way to eat it is as-is

>> No.13889178

>>13888186
based

>> No.13889189

>>13879088
Faggot

>> No.13889315

>>13879088
I usually eat the bones if they are soft enough

>> No.13889316

>>13882198
Even the gristle?

>> No.13889326

>>13880465
In any case 4, but I do take the gristle off the bones. My cat loves gristle.

>> No.13890025

>>13880465
0
i eat boneless wings

>> No.13890209

>>13879088
This. I had one friend that would also say "there's lots of meat still in that bone" and wouldn't let it go when were in restaurants. Nigger if you want to eat the none gristle, be my guest. I'm done with jt

>> No.13890216

>>13880880
Civilized human beings, you scrub

>> No.13890225

>>13889178
Thanks. Off to go choke down a chicken bone

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>> No.13890382

>>13882387
Why do you occupy yourself by looking and listening to others eat? You have your own food, keep to yourself your fucking fork nuggets while people who have better things to worry about than a few bones and sauce enjoy their meals.

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>>13879088
>He doesn't rip through the bone and suck the marrow out
You're missing the most tasty part of the meal.

>> No.13890678

>>13879088

Only people who are based and redpilled do this.

>> No.13890775

>>13879088
I never eat the bone but do eat all the cartilage.

>> No.13890843

>>13881622
>soggy bone
damn dude what kind of chickens are you eating

>> No.13890858

>>13879088

Lmao judging from the responses, /ck/ is filled to the brim with chipped toothed niggers. I have literally only ever seen nigs chew on bones in all my 35 years.

>> No.13891705

>>13880465
Usually a 4; 5 if I'm famished and nothing else is available.

KILL ALL 1s.

>> No.13891746

>>13888463
this shit gets me everytime

>> No.13892038

>>13890858
Try using your molars, not your incisors. Thank me later.

>> No.13892363

Only people i’ve seen completely cleaning the bone are black peepo

>> No.13893336

>>13880465
For me, it's 4.

>> No.13893414
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>>13878492
>$27 dollars
>twenty seven dollars dollars

>> No.13893441

>>13893414
Shut the fuck up faggot I hope you get mouth cancer

>> No.13893452

>>13892363
well call me a nigger then because im not wasting meat I paid for

>> No.13893458

>>13893441
>being this mad over your own illiteracy

>> No.13893694

>>13878478
You're very welcome! :)

>> No.13893696

>>1389341
Ok

>> No.13895048

>>13879430
Eating "le hot pepper challenge xD" is just as Reddit as only eating chicken tenders with ketchup

>> No.13895147

>>13881590
fucking kek

>> No.13895579

>>13880465
5
I came from a poor family, and cartilage was good eats

>> No.13895585

>>13884539
>I have no sense of texture
go eat your chicken nuggets fucboi

>> No.13895591

>>13893458
I'm not>>13893441
that $27 was what I believe I spent at bdubs...more like pduds. fuck that place