/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13859992]

My colombian neighbor just gave me a bag of coca leafs as a birthday present.
Hmm..
Just add then in the sauce like bayleafs?

[Anonymous No.13860006]

>>13859992
you can make candy from it

[An͘o̶̷ny͟m̢o̡ú̵͘ş No.13860025]

As I recall in Arcanum they are an ingredient for healing powders.

[Anonymous No.13860034]

>>13859992
Just snort'em.

[Anonymous No.13860041]

>>13860025
>healing powders
>massively infected
Get you some anon

[Anò͏͘n͢͏y̷m̢o͠u͜s͢ No.13860045]

>>13859992
I don't know what real coca leaves look like, but probably best to just have them as a tea. Isn't it a little redundant to call your neighbor Columbian when you live there? You do live there... Right?

[Anonymous No.13860048]

>>13859992
Make the old fashioned leaked Coca cola recipe and report back.

[Anonymous No.13860087]

>>13860045
Ahem, yeah sure.

[A̵nơ͘n͟ymo͜u̸͏̶s No.13860126]

>>13860087
It's free today, but it won't be next time...

[A̛̕n̷o͘ny̕m̶o̢us͡҉͝ No.13860153]

>>13859992
chew them

[Anonymous No.13860156]

>>13859992
if your colombian neighbor has access to coca leaves to the point he gives them away for free, have you not considered partnering up and beginning a drug empire?

[Anonymous No.13860165]

>>13858690
what is wrong with that sandwich?

[Áno̡nymoųs̕ No.13860166]

>>13859992
Make cocaine

[A̶̕n͟o̴̧͡nym͟o̶us̵̴ No.13860212]

Nigga probably has a Puerto Rican neighbor who just says he's Colombian to scare the gringo neighbor. One time he even gave him a bad of his tree trimmings and said its coke leaves and worth hundreds of thousands of dollars and he believed me lol.

[Anonymous No.13860652]

>>13860166
You need ridiculous amounts of the stuff for that, just a plastic bag full wouldn't be enough to make a useable amount

[Anonymous No.13860662]

>>13860652
Feels bad man

[An̕ón̷̨̕y̧m͏̢͝óus No.13860679]

>>13860212
Based trickster

[A̸͢n̷on͢ỳm͜o͝u͜s̴̵ No.13860698]

>>13859992
Just jam them in your mouth and munch on them without swallowing.

[Anonymous No.13860708]

[Anonymous No.13860711]

>>13860153
this just chew them

[Anonymous No.13861024]

>>13859992
Stick them up a gophers arsehole then give the gopher to a small child as a gift, cut open the child, stuff more leaves in the child and the gopher with leaves up its arsehole then cover the outside of the child with the last of the leaves, bake for 120 Celsius for 8 hours then jerk off to your own baby photos. Big cummers.

[A̧̛n̶͠o͏n̷y̴̛mous͏̸ No.13861250]

>>13859992
eat em straight
pretty much coffee

[Anonymous No.13861363]

peanut butter

[Anonymous No.13861365]

>>13859992
Make coca leaf tea

[An̛onýmous No.13861514]

>>13859992
yeild is something like 22grams of leaves for 1 gram cocaine

but what you can do with the little amount u have is make tea or chew them. Ive never done either but I hear its nice and stimulating with no down effects

[Anonymous No.13862382]

chew em in your cheek like a cud all day
better than coffee

[Ano̧nymou͞s No.13862449]

>mfw my neighbour gave me like 10 jars of pickled beets for Christmas
I appreciated the gesture but jesus christ..

[Anonymous No.13862456]

>>13859992
i think i'm speaking on the behalf of us all when i say i felt the duty to report your post to the authorities. i just want us to be safe.

[Anonymous No.13862563]

>>13859992
Make Columbian Pyxy Styx.

[A͝nǫ̧͢n͞ym̨̡͜͜o͟us No.13862611]

make coca tea

[Anonymous No.13863619]

>>13861565
if somebody served this to me I would flip the dinner table and never speak to them again

[A̡̛n̕onym͏͟ơ̕̕us͠͠ No.13863621]

>>13859992
Soak them in some hot water and add some sugar. Coca tea is the perfect medium between coffee and tea as far as energy boost, shame its not legal most places

[Anonymous No.13863725]

>>13859992
No jabe ‘rmano que con eso uste puede ganar...platica, solo que le de una berraca cantidad y se hace rico como la chimba, así como Don Pablo. Ujte jolo llame si necesita ayuda gringo.

[A̧n̨̨̡on͡y̢m͏o̵̢u͏s No.13863839]

>>13862456
gringo time

[Anonymous No.13863852]

>>13863801
yeah but I could do without the texture

[Anonymous No.13863853]

>>13863507
this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS_Xq7gSCBM

[Anonymous No.13863855]

you are supposed to chew them with a little baking soda

[Anonymous No.13863857]

>>13862040
>>13862357
>>13863847
That's how men are with women. Notice how even the editor cut out the part where she finally gets to explain what she had really said to Chris.

[Anonymous No.13863868]

>>13862171
What a retarded thing to write, stop maybe?

[A͟n͜o̷n̨ym̛̕o͏ù͞s̶ No.13863869]

Do pic related.

[Anonymous No.13863906]

>>13861024
epic!

[Anonymous No.13865138]

>>13863869
Whoever came up with this process was either a genius or insane. Sure it's just chemistry but still.

[Anonymous No.13865144]

>>13860156
You trying to get OP beheaded?

[Anonymous No.13865668]

>>13859992
>take a handful or less
>remove the hard sticks if you want
>put them inside your mouth, leaf by leaf is better
>chew them a little
>put the ball between your teeth and cheek
>add a little baking soda
it's a mild stimulant but tastes like shit
also if the leaves are too dry you can put them in a plastic bag with two or three apple slices for a night, that makes them tender
t. bolivian

[Anonymous No.13865702]

>>13863869
>Ramsey then kills his guide and camera crew, and runs off into the jungle naked with bags of cocaine
>>13865138
Cocaine synthesis (I think it's just an alkalization process) used to be a pretty standard organic chemistry lab back in the day. Obviously not anymore. Everybody would snort their lab results.

[Anonymous No.13865792]

>>13863869
So that shit ton of leaves in the beggining only gives you the bag at the end?

[Anonymous No.13865922]

>>13865792
That's pretty common for plant extracts, e.g. essential oils. That's why there's a huge incentive to increase the volume with impurities.

[Anonymous No.13865947]

>>13860698
>asking OP not to swallow

This is where your logic is wrong

[Anonymous No.13866008]

>>13863869
Ramsey is such a cokehead. He’s savoring the process and smelling it like a stoner buries his nose in a bag of weed

[Anonymous No.13866035]

>>13861024
qt.314 birdo I had a cute one like that when I was a kid but it was a lutino, that's yellow with red eyes.

[Anonymous No.13867028]

>>13865144
...no comment

[Anonymous No.13868484]

>>13865702
>just an alkalization process
yeh basically it's just a janky liquid-liquid extraction
>extract with gasoline
>add water and hcl to force the cocaine out of freebase into cocaine hydrochloride, soluble in water
>add nahco3 to precipitate it out, wash once in boiling water to get rid of impurities
so easy an illiterate farmer could do it.

[Anonymous No.13868516]

>>13863869
Ramsey basically drooling over that shit. You just know he sampled some of the final product. Was probably on it in that video.

[Anonymous No.13870072]

Chew them with plant ash or make tea.

[Anonymous No.13870080]

>>13868484
What's the cement powder for? Are they just using it to add an alkali?

[Anonymous No.13870167]

>>13868484
Then what about the cement?

[Anonymous No.13870808]

>>13870080
>>13870167
Pretty sure cement has lye in it.

[SUBMIT No.13870863]

>>13863869
>cement
>gasoline
>sulfuric acid
>battery acid
Damn, imagine how good coke could be if they could make it in laboratories instead of the Colombian jungle.

[Anonymous No.13870920]

>>13861024
put benis in bird for big c00mers??

[Anonymous No.13870977]

>>13870920
>bats cock is longer in body proportion than mine
fuckin kung flu flying witch demons. unsanitary winged shits. MODS