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>Dad I burnt the duck

>> No.13843051

its ok sweetie now come over here and sit on daddy's lap

>> No.13843056

wow spaghetti with some cherry tomatoes, what a keeper

>> No.13843078

>>13843056
I think the dish she ends up making is spaghetti alla puttanesca, which is appropriate because it means "whore's spaghetti"

>> No.13843090

>>13843043
I'm sorry your dad didn't love you.

>> No.13843428

>>13843043
>Alexa, bring in the bull.

>> No.13843482

>>13843043
What anime is this from?

>> No.13843513

>>13843043
Something about this commercial really gets under my skin. It's as if Aaron Sorkin made it.

>> No.13843517
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>>13843043
YOU BLOODY WHAT YOU DONKEY!?!? AND WHERE IS THE LAMB SSSSSSSAUUUUCCCCCCEEE

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>>13843043
>be me
>colonist, 18th century America
>fucking sucks shit over here
>have to literally build a country from scratch
>no easy way to do anything unless your rich and ship shit from England
>work for a few years
>finally save up money to buy a kitchen stove
>bring wife into kitchen
>force your wife to learn to cook properly with new stove because you literally spent years of your labor just to get one
Nowadays?
>you put kitchen on credit card
>never bother to learn to cook because you don’t really give a shit about the significance

>> No.13843779

the chick is a total babe

>> No.13843789

>>13843078
and the girl in the commercial was a whore

>> No.13843888

>>13843789
Thanks for spelling that out. I was really confused about what he might have meant.

>> No.13843937

>>13843888
you're welcome

>> No.13843967

>>13843078

>Did not believe you, googled it. its true

Top kek

>> No.13844277

>>13843043
fuck i want a cute girlfriend so badly.

>> No.13844284

at least the commercial didn't show her boyfriend was black

>> No.13844297

>>13844284
Do you ever think about anything else or you just obsessing over it all day long?

>> No.13844392

>>13844297
hahaha, why would you ever think I obsess over the negro cock being inserted into white women? I don't think of being cuckolded by the qt3.14 girl next door for years of our youth, until she's finally in her 30's with a half breed child and no child support payments coming in so she finally will want me. It doesn't make my tiny little white cock hard to think about how many times the negro must cum inside her before I'll ever get the chance to, stretching her vaginal walls past the point of return where I'll no longer be able to feel them even on the rare occasion she lets me go in raw. I don't obsess or think of her in the passenger seat of the negros Dodge Challenger as a fresh young 17 year old, sucking his penis until he cums down her throat while she enjoys it, until he eventually pressures her more and more for sex. I never think of how I'll never be able to satisfy her and she'll always think of the ngro when we have sex throughout the rest of her life as she gradually gets even fatter and saggier and I keep telling myself I finally got her in her "prime".

Why would you ever think I only obsess over that lol