/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13837736]

have you been forced to change your eating and cooking habits since the wuflu happening started?

[Anonymous No.13837779]

>>13837736
strong independent white womxn, everybody

[Anonymous No.13837780]

>>13837736
lol no
GROCERY WAGE SLAVES RISE UP

[Anonymous No.13837871]

>>13837736
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.13837887]

Career cat mom

[Anonymous No.13837922]

>>13837736
if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my carbonized chicken breast

[Anonymous No.13837927]

>>13837736
not really, no lockdown, and the shelves are all stocked, just a lot more masks and people stand further away from each other

[Anonymous No.13837944]

it's a real shame that the e-thot who's been around here recently seems to be a better choice than most women today, considering that she can at least cook something to go along with her attention whoring

[Anonymous No.13837961]

>>13837736

Actually, yeah. I haven't eaten any fast food at all. Since I'm stuck at home I have time to cook for myself and I'm making healthier eating choices.

But holy fucking shit I would murder someone for a cheeseburger.

[Anonymous No.13838000]

>>13837736
i learned how to make breakfast tacos like the mexicans do
the secret is pig fat

[Anonymous No.13838009]

>>13837961
Cheeseburgers are pretty simple to make, they even sell pre-made patties if you can't manage to make that yourself.

[Anonymous No.13838613]

>>13837736
it pains me that feminism made being bad at cooking, not having children and not knowing how to raise kids as a good thing.

[Anonymous No.13838841]

she cooked that on high, without a doubt
such a newbie mistake

[Anonymous No.13838985]

Yeah I can't find flour fucking anywhere so I had to buy bread for the first time in years.

[Anonymous No.13838991]

>>13838613
Except it didn't. You're really bad at reading society. Probably have a very limited frame of reference.

[Anonymous No.13839073]

I've been playing video games nonstop around the clock, though I don't actually own a clock or a calendar so I don't know what day it is these days.

But I've been unable to tear myself away for more than five minutes so I've just been eating tv dinners. So more time at home does not lead to better cooking.

[Anonymous No.13839078]

>>13838009
For me the issue has largely been that people buy up the ground chuck/beef super quickly because America

That said, it's a great time to be on a cut

[Anonymous No.13839104]

>>13837736
*sigh*
No Megan no you didn't. Because part of the cooking process is watching the food you are cooking. Even a fool who watches his cooking will at least have the sense to turn off the flame when things start to burn. What you did Megan was throw some chicken in a pan turn the flame on and then walk away for a few minutes to do god knows what. You can lie to your followers Megan but you can't lie to me.

[Anonymous No.13839119]

>>13837736
Ny fag here.

Lol nope. I've been cooking for myself since my parents snowboarded down to Florida and have ironically gotten pretty good at it. if I'm lazy I just order a pizza. When the summer comes I'll just do what I always do and go crabbing except I can go everyday bcuz I don't have work.

[Anonymous No.13839127]

>>13839078
Why not just learn how to make the best cheeseburger ever? Get a meat grinder if you can this will allow you to control every element of your ground beef to your liking. Find a cheese that is uncommon for one like using Munster or Guevere. Just grill it up in some nice oil for a bit and you're good to go.

[Anonymous No.13839131]

>>13837736
Forced? No, but I'm enjoying having a lot more time to cook now. Absolute gourmet shit around here. I made caramel apple waffles the other day, homemade caramel I made from boiling down milk for like 3 days, the whole deal. Btw for anyone else who is interested a gallon of milk will make about a 6 month supply of caramel even if you use it everywhere you can and give it away to anybody who will have it etc.

[Anonymous No.13839150]

>>13837944
Not really, her cooking is kinda bland. But she is white so that's to be expected.

[Anonymous No.13839174]

>>13837927
This. I'm in Germany. Also I work normally since we were deemed an essential service.

[Anonymous No.13839190]

>>13837736
You just know that was the first time ever that she use the $10.000 dollar stove in her $50.000 kitchen.

[Anonymous No.13839562]

>>13837736
Kinda because flour is fucking impossible to find, but I still have enough to be able to make the occasional pizza. Will have to try using self-rising flour soon, which I fear will turn my pizza into Focaccia. Ah well, if it does I'll just garnish it like a Focaccia and soldier on.

[Anonymous No.13839570]

>>13839150
Found the social justice warrior.

Was your father a florist or a hairdresser? What made so so effeminate and weak?

[Anonymous No.13839626]

>>13837922
Checked and sensibly chuckled

[Anonymous No.13839650]

>>13837736
would love to fuck Megyn Kelly, such a hot woman.

[Anonymous No.13839819]

>>13838991
where did it not go as anon described? Im doing my masters at a european university and even here every female student that identifies as feminist is either/and bad at cooking, wanting kids, takinng care of themselves

[Anonymous No.13839843]

>>13839131
>milk
>caramel
what?
you can make a caramel like sauce with milk as an ingredient.
you can use sweetened condensed milk to make "caramel" style condensed milk.
but milk --->caramel. how?!

[Anonymous No.13839857]

>>13839843

Read the post.

[Anonymous No.13839863]

>>13839857
thats not how it works smart ass. you can not simply cook down milk for 3 days. have you ever cooked?

[Anonymous No.13839884]

I cut the sweets and the alcohol.
A feeling of angst and dissatisfaction has resulted, but maybe that will inspire something positive.

[Anonymous No.13839891]

>>13838841
This.

[Anonymous No.13839896]

>>13839863

Read the post carefully.

[Anonymous No.13839951]

>>13839104
based

[Anonymous No.13839960]

>>13837736
I still am eating fast food sometimes.

[Anonymous No.13840059]

>>13837922
clever

[Anonymous No.13840071]

>>13838991
It's universally true, anyone who can look at countries where feminism is popular vs where it's not, and not see the trend in these skills, is propagandized to the point of delusion. Don't worry, it's common and you'll get over it someday

[Anonymous No.13840072]

>>13837927
Well okay flyover

[Anonymous No.13840315]

>>13837736
Not really, mostly just pissed that my mom didn't listen to my advice to start stocking up

She did it at the last minute, hope we don't need more groceries in the next month or so

[Anonymous No.13840319]

>Hehe it's social media so it's fine Im inept because social media :)

[Anonymous No.13840333]

>>13837736
Reminder that she said that blackface is okay on Halloween and Santa Claus can only be white

[Anonymous No.13840336]

>>13840333
and how is she wrong?

[Anonymous No.13840353]

>>13837736

[Anonymous No.13840410]

>>13837736
I've mostly been eating rice and beans since I got laid off but sweet blue fuck I can assure you that will be changing when I get my coronabux on Monday

[Anonymous No.13840417]

>>13837736
Yes. Instead of 4 meals a day, I'm now eating 6 meals a day (homecooked dinner, and we usually bake something sweet for coffee later). It's exhausting. My qt.13 sisters want me to cook with them all the time. I am spent.
t. Finnfag

[Anonymous No.13840519]

>>13837736
I'm actually not cooking as many full meals because I can't go out and get ingredients whenever. Feelsbadman. Except for toilet paper, stores are well stocked with most things. There's restrictions on milk bc it was selling out, and non-essential businesses are closed, but it feels fairly normal otherwise.

I didn't eat basically any fresh fruit or vegetables for nearly two weeks because I just didn't get out of the house. Had a glucose test yesterday and I may have diabetes, so I guess if my next test result in a few days comes back looking like shit, I'm gonna have no choice but to shop regularly anyway for the sake of a better diet. Not what I wanted to deal with right now. welp.

[Anonymous No.13840533]

>>13840417
Please send your homeliest sister to me and I shall make her a very loved housewife

[Anonymous No.13840538]

>>13839570
>hurr durr i'm proud of being stupid

[Anonymous No.13840643]

>>13837736
I'd eat it. I like a good char

[Anonymous No.13840650]

>>13837736
I had to move back in with my parents and the constant influx of food they provide already has me up 6 pounds from last week.

[Anonymous No.13840654]

>>13839104
lel

[Anonymous No.13840803]

>>13839104
It's probably the liberal maintstream media's fault for giving her fake news directions, desu.

[Anonymous No.13840817]

>>13839570
found the triggered little white tranny

[Anonymous No.13840820]

>>13838841
I also don’t see any oil or butter in that pan.

[Anonymous No.13840846]

Why cant cooklets understand that if their food is burning, the temp is too high and or they weren't paying attention to it. That's day 1 stuff imo

[Anonymous No.13840848]

>>13837736
Spicy chicken soup

[Anonymous No.13840856]

>HAHA I'M A FUCKING RETARD
>the first thing i'll do is document being a fucking retard and then post it on the internet for everyone to see!
i don't understand this mentality

[Anonymous No.13840858]

>>13840848
I’m feeling some chest tightness today :-(

[Anonymous No.13840896]

>>13840856
That's because you're (probably) an ordinary human being who doesn't have any problem relating to the average american. So, when you fuck up, you just try to hide it and avoid embarrassment.
Megyn Kelly is a multi-millionaire cosmopolitan elite, which means most people despise her on principle. By broadcasting her mistakes, she hopes that the average person will see her as "relatable" and forget that her lifestyle and beliefs are totally different from their own.

[Anonymous No.13841010]

>>13840896
it's not an isolated thing though, having a "wow guys i totally fucked up" post isn't exactly rare on any boards at this point
i just don't understand why it's a thing
like what do they expect aside from people calling you fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.13841018]

>>13840896
That bitch is most definitely retarded; but there's nothing wrong with joking about failure. Trying to hide it makes you look insecure; like those egotistical old fucks that can't be wrong.

[Anonymous No.13841076]

>>13839570
??? What are you on about retard

[Anonymous No.13841086]

>>13840650
sounds like they like you, why'd you move out in the first place?

[Anonymous No.13841094]

>>13841018
there's a difference between hiding something and not broadcasting to the world how fucking retarded you are

[Anonymous No.13841138]

>>13841094
I don't see what's wrong with that either. It's not a competition of who's the best. Try to take life less seriously, autist. You'll have more fun.

[Anonymous No.13841804]

I still eat rice,beans, eggs, tortillas, sometimes avocado, cheese.

started eating american cheese sandwiches and tomato soup for breakfast, tasty.

2.5 dozen eggs was 7 dollars, fuck demand and supply. Used to cost 4.30, which I find crazy how expensive it got in such a short time.

I miss chicken though

[Anonymous No.13841835]

>>13837736
>have you been forced to change your eating and cooking habits since the wuflu happening started?

Yes, I usually go out every week to get a bunch of bananas and a pack of value size pork or chicken, and infrequently, frozen dark greens, pasta and oats on sale.

I eat several bananas a day after I just brought when they are less sweet, cook porkchops or chicken with rice and onions, maybe carrots, I start eating the dark green veggies in the freezer after I run out of bananas, and then I go out for more. I also eat canned sardines several times a month.

Now I haven't gone out since May 9th. I won't starve because I stock up on rice and pasta before winter - can't pull shopping cart through snow or slush well (I'm in Toronto, Canada), but I really miss fresh meat and fruit. WuFu will come back next winter, I'm so going to stock up on apples before then.

I have canned food but I don't want to start eating them till May or June, right now if my fridge breaks it's still cold enough to put everything on the balcony.

[Anonymous No.13841873]

>>13839150
Faggot

[Anonymous No.13841878]

>>13839562
>Kinda because flour is fucking impossible to find, but I still have enough to be able to make the occasional pizza. Will have to try using self-rising flour soon, which I fear will turn my pizza into Focaccia. Ah well, if it does I'll just garnish it like a Focaccia and soldier on.

I wonder if it's possible for you to buy flour from a bakery or a pizza shop? People in Wuhan brought groceries from restaurants that had stocked up for Lunar New Year.

I think Pizzas are still being delivered, but bakeries might be experiencing a loss in sales.

[Anonymous No.13841886]

>>13840333
She was correct you underaged r*ddit faggot.

[Anonymous No.13841895]

>>13837736
Did you get that pic from this thread:
HELP ME I CANT COOK
>>>/pol/250568269

I rebelled against my mother the housewife and gendered divided work, but while I wanted to mow the lawn because that opens the door to high paying seasonal work, I also wanted to cook, everybody needs to eat, I just used to fight with my mother over what to cook because we have different idea of what's tasty and what's healthy.

My mother would always cut the fat from the meat and THROW IT OUT!!! - but then she uses cooking on to cook bok choy, and she ads so much salt and sugar to meat and bok choy. I prefer to keep the fat and use it to cook veggies and rice, I'm less afraid of fat but I avoid adding salt and sugar, it's already in various food.

[Anonymous No.13841932]

>>13839562
>flour is fucking impossible to find
Not only this, but I've had trouble tracking down most dried beans/legumes, rice, oatmeal, ground meats and chicken. And reduced hours makes it harder for me to run out and pick stuff up before or after work. Thankfully I have a decent stock of some of these right now, but I'd feel a bit better with a bit more.

[Anonymous No.13841961]

>>13841932
>reduced hours
They say it's for more frequent cleaning, but I heard it's because of staff shortage, empty shelves that need to be restocked, and they are trying to keep the stockers from getting infected.

I like to shop at Sobeys during off peak hours, might be 5am, might be 8pm or 11pm - I avoid 9pm because that's when they restock, drop all these boxes in the aisles. If stocking crew gets infected, they might infect the truckers too.

Normies will panic buy up all the rice and beans, what about cereal and yogurt,

At this point if I'm still going out I will snap up oats and sardine, stuff I can set aside for 7 days in case there's virus on it, but I will also buy potatos and meat, and cook right all right away, freeze some. Sweet potatoes to grow sweet potato greens to eat (just stick bottom half in a jar of water).

[Anonymous No.13841994]

>>13837736
I can't eat out any more, because everything's closed, and I'm on furlough.

[Anonymous No.13842001]

>>13838613
>considering that she can at least cook something to go along with her attention whoring

That's globalism. Early feminists support home economic classes and were concerned with stopping husbands from blowing paycheque on booze, divorce support if he was abusive, working conditions of factory girls, maternal and child health.

I think a lot of the early feminists would be horrified by Modern Women, as horrified as many WWII vets would be when they look what globalists have done to their country.

I remember in Toronto or Ontario, feminists pushed for home economics after a baby died because the mother didn't know something. When we made the shift from generational home to nuclear families, young mothers don't get advice and other help form their own mothers anymore, they might have been across the country or further away. There was a period of time when mothers switched to bottle feeding not just because they don't have time, but also because advertisers said infant formula are healthier, so a lot of knowledge on feeding babies were lost. New parents don't just by infant formula and baby food instead of DIY because of laziness, they also do it because they are afraid they'll screw up.

I think it'll be cool if there was a grandparents hotline or adopt a grandparent, that let new parents without older parent support to phone and ask advice, and the people in nursing homes can get more visitors - when this pandemic ends.

[Anonymous No.13842009]

>>13837736
>not much fresh fruit/veg
>no store bought bread, only homemade
>eating more because of stress/boredom
>more boxed/instant food

Other than that it's the same.

[Anonymous No.13842040]

>>13837736
I used to get takeout every other day. I've only gotten it once the past month.
Right now I'm eating my perishables. Fruits, certain vegetables, and so on.

[Anonymous No.13842165]

>>13839104
That's chicken?

[Anonymous No.13842198]

Nothing changed. Still a shut in, still get everything delivered

[Anonymous No.13842823]

>>13840333
St Nicholas was Greek and Santa Claus is technically German. So yes.

[Anonymous No.13842923]

>>13837736
I chose to cook simpler meals, less meat, more greens.. Pulses, rice, barley... making my own bread and pasta because I can't seem to find any.

[Anonymous No.13842944]

>>13837736
There must have been something wrong with the instructions.
Megyn wouldn't lie to us.

No, I live in pretty much exactly the same way as before the virus. Just get less response to the job applications I send out really.

[Anonymous No.13842989]

>>13837736
Definitely eating more left overs which is good. Usually it is just me but now the wife and kids are too. Also getting more creative with the basics. Amping up something simple like ramen.

[Anonymous No.13843004]

>>13839150
based and spice pilled.

[Anonymous No.13843010]

>>13840803
You're telling me that she didn't learn how to be a good house wife after telling America that Santa Claus and Jesus were white.

[Anonymous No.13843070]

>>13837887
Is that a thing?

[Anonymous No.13843079]

Just keep eating oatmeal like everyday before this shit happens. Also been sleeping longer too.

[Anonymous No.13843151]

>Work from home
>Has been absolutely dead this entire last 2 weeks
>tfw have actually started cooking again instead of eating Del Taco 1/2 pound burritos as my main meal

[Anonymous No.13843158]

>>13840858
>Not using rotini

[Anonymous No.13843169]

>>13837736
Nope, I lived on a remote island for about 2.5 years just before this. I got used to canned food and milk that doesn't need to be refrigerated.

[Anonymous No.13843181]

>>13837736
Yes. There was barely any meat last time I went to the store. I got salmon and have ate it every day for nearly a week.

[Anonymous No.13843668]

>>13840856
sperg

[Anonymous No.13843741]

>>13843169
bas=d

[Anonymous No.13843745]

>>13837736
>have you been forced to change your eating and cooking habits since the wuflu happening started?
No.