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How do you cook them?

>> No.13829616

You don't cook them, they are to be consumed fresh and raw
Just pick it off wherever it is and pop it in your mouth

>> No.13829618

>>13829613
You can't eat bees you goddamn moron. I'm getting mad just looking at your post.

>> No.13829623

>>13829618
Based bee autist

>> No.13829629

>>13829618
Reddit cringe

>> No.13829636

>>13829613
You don't, they are frens

>> No.13829655

>>13829616
I don't like raw food. I could get sick.
>>13829618
Just look at how plump and juicy that bee is. You can't say that doesn't look tasty?

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>>13829613
Fat and black, eh?

>> No.13829675

>>13829613
That's a big bee

>> No.13829690

>>13829629
What the hell is reddit about telling someone not to eat a goddamn bee? It should be common sense not to eat vermin.

>>13829655
That bee looks completely inedible. The hairs would get stuck in your throat along with the prickly legs, and the stinger could hurt too. Why would any of you idiots eat goddamn bees? Jesus Christ, I see people eating some dumb shit on this board but this absolutely takes the cake.

>> No.13829699

>>13829690
Holy fucking reddit. Newfags shouldn't post

>> No.13829707
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>>13829613
why are fat ass bees so cute, bros?

>> No.13829708

>>13829699
I'm 31 and I've been on 4chan since I was a lad of 16. Shut the fuck up.

I only recently started using a trip on /ck/ to keep people from impersonating me in my cooking threads.

>> No.13829718

>>13829708
Whole lotta cringe right here

>> No.13829743

>>13829690
I found the recipe but how do you prevent the bees from flying away?

>> No.13829752

>>13829613
With honey

>> No.13829783

>>13829660
slutty dragon

>> No.13829804
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>>13829613

I'm a lonely soldier...

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>>13829707

Because fuzzy. And because, paradoxically, plump means more smol. Same reason as jumping spiders.

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>>13829618
What? yes you can

>> No.13829909

>>13829618
You eat honey, thats made of bees

>> No.13830726

>>13829909
Of the bees, by the bees, for the bees.

>> No.13830770

>>13829690
Of course the bee apologists come out when someone mentions eating one.

>> No.13830771

>>13829618
NOOO NOT THE BUMBLES BOIS

>> No.13831071

>>13829707
>>13829814
This, and because they're the biggest bros in the animal kingdom.

>> No.13831112

>>13830726
Fuck off you vegan. The honey is made for me.

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>>13829613
Stick the thing up your ass in front of your kids.

>> No.13831135

>>13829708
Stop taking the redditor's blatant bait, you stupid tripshit retard.

>> No.13833116

>>13829675
4U

>> No.13833145

>>13829708
Fuck off, newfag.

>> No.13833169

>>13829613
bug zapper does a pretty good job

>> No.13833200

>>13829613
Like shellfish, give them a good boil in water with a little vinegar and salt. Their succulent honey like meat falls right off of their little chitinous shells.

>> No.13833219

>>13829836
What do you call this delicious dish?

>> No.13834414

How the fuck is this shit thread still up
Does ck have worse mods than tv

>> No.13834433

>>13834414
Can confirm, the mods on this board are a joke.

>> No.13834449
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13834449

They're no good to eat once they're mature, but you can spread the larvae (canned in honey ideally) on top of toast or something

>> No.13834477

>>13829613
If late at night then I've have to use a can of raid so a girl doesn't wake up, girls don't like those creepy crawily things at night. Maybe I'd just catch it then throw out a window. I think those things are funny, they leave people alone, but chicks still freak out.

>> No.13834961

I had toasted bees in France in the 1990s at a super fancy restaurant. They tasted like peanuts.

>> No.13834965
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>>13829613
You know how poprocks taste like tv static? I bet bees taste like pic rel

>> No.13834974

>>13829613
leave the fucking bee alone dipshit

>> No.13835155
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13835155

>>13833219
brood
wasps are more commonly eaten since they're aggressive pests and bees make renewable honey, but i'd imagine bee brood as a sweeter variant to the nutty wasp brood
they're eaten in a lot of third world countries but you can buy it farmed in stores as hachinoko in japan
drones are apparently especially tasty

>> No.13835167

>>13834414
>>13834433
I considered applying for janny here but then I realized that would be an unpaid full-time job considering all the soyjak posters.

>> No.13835171

>>13835167
That is really why moderation on a lot of boards isn't up to par. If Hiroshimoot would pay mods then it probably wouldn't be so bad.

>> No.13835175

>>13835167
Jannies don't have any power anyway. All they can do it report posts and hope a mod can be bothered acting on it.
You can do that already.

>>13835155
What do wasps feed their young anyway? Why can't we get honey from them too?

>> No.13835182

>>13835175
they hunt other insects and drop them off all cut up, and then they eat the secretions of the larva
it's a kind of fucked up system but their larva are basically their honeycombs

>> No.13835188

>>13829613
put a bunch of em in a juicer and you got honey

>> No.13835190

>>13835188

Very rich in B vitamins too.

>> No.13835204

>>13829618
>He hasn't taken the beepill
>He doesn't want those fat fugbugs in his body
what are you, gay or something? Lmao

>> No.13835206

>>13835175
>Jannies don't have any power anyway. All they can do it report posts and hope a mod can be bothered acting on it.
Jannies can delete posts at will. They can't ban posters but they can clean up their word vomit.

>> No.13835278

>>13835206
They can also delete OP posts, which in turn deletes an entire thread.

>> No.13835360

You mean how to cook FOR your fuzzy bee right?
Plant some flowers they like to pollinate.

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>>13829613
Like this

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>>13833200
Thanks Morticia.

>> No.13836386

>>13830771
>Not BUMBLERINOS
fag

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>>13829618
>You can't eat bees you goddamn moron. I'm getting mad just looking at your post.

>> No.13836535

>>13829613
Why would you do such a terrible thing?
You could probably batter and deep fry it. Probably remove the stinger first. Don't know if you'd eat the fuzzy part.

>> No.13836547

>>13829708
This isn't your cooking thread retard

>> No.13836563

>>13829636
Op's Bee is a Carpenter Bee, they aren't Frens, they're assholes

>> No.13836692

>>13835175
>>13835182
Yellowjackets in particular (or the ones in my country at least) have a narrow throat and can't ingest chewed up prey, so in spring and early summer they hunt bugs and feed them to the larvae.
The larvae secrete sugary liquid which the adults drink to survive.
Only problem is, larvae undergo metamorphosis and stop producing sugarwater around July, so the rest of the summer the adults have to seek out other sources of sugars.
And that's why in mid July to early September yellowjackets can fuck right off and stay out of my plate.

>> No.13836701

>>13829613
i hate these fucking niggers. they made a nest in the ground next to my garage and would swarm every time i walked outside last fall

>> No.13836711

>>13829613
raw

>> No.13836713

with eggs

>> No.13836967
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13836967

Just how chinese do you have to be to even consider eating bees

>> No.13837274
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13837274

>breed bees
>let them make honey
>roast them in their own honey

>> No.13837282

>>13829618
Huh?

>> No.13837317

>>13836701
just plug up the hole or pour gasoline down it

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13838947

>thread is still up

>> No.13838976

>>13838947
Thanks for contributing down-syndrome frog.

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13839288

>>13829690
>make a shitpost
>redditors take it seriously
>complaints about redditors
>redditors get offended on behalf of redditors.

>> No.13839321

>>13829613
Careful, Wang.

>> No.13839420

>>13835190
That was a good one Jim

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>>13829613
I want half a dozen young boys to use my mouth as a urinal. Flood my mouth with piss, vomit in my hair and beat me up.

I want to be sexually assaulted.

>> No.13839662

>>13829699
then stop posting

>> No.13840481

>>13829690
>oh wow look at me I'm too fancy to enjoy bees

>> No.13840492

>>13829613
damn that looks tasty

>> No.13841026

>>13829613
roasted with a honey glaze

>> No.13841240

>>13829618
>>13829690
Breddy gud bait desu

>> No.13841276

>>13837274
based and devilish pilled

>> No.13841352
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13841352

Protect the Bees at all cost

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>>13829613
YOU NEED WAY MORE BEES THAN THAT!!!

>> No.13842051

B-bees?