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Pizza Gore.
Post some fucked up pizzas

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>>13826129
Here's the worst that I've seen.

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>>13826184
That oil in the platter

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My local pizzeria has a pizza called 'Internet'. The toppings are; avocado, shrimp, pineapple, banana and curry. I can't imagine anyone but Satan himself ordering it, but it's been on the menu for over 10 years.

>> No.13826309

>>13826305
vart bor du? jag vill äta dmo där!

>> No.13826320

>>13826305
>Internet
>Toppings like they put out a "what should we put on our new za" internet survey and a bunch of 4channers found it and picked random shit from the list

>> No.13826322

>>13826309
Hello Satan. Stockholm, finns liknande monstrositeter på många ställen.

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>> No.13826327

>>13826305
We need to revoke Sweden's right to make pizza. You guys clearly aren't grasping it and it's a public health hazard.

>> No.13826330

>>13826305
>tomater
nice

>> No.13826336

>>13826327
I'd like to think us putting bearnaise and fillet of beef on pizza makes up for any curry and tropical fruit horrors we may have caused.

>> No.13826567

>>13826305
>ananas
>banan
?????

>> No.13826598

>>13826567
Ananas is pineapple in a lot of languages. Banan would be bananas

>> No.13826614

>>13826567
Imagine not knowing what the rest of the world calls pineapple

>> No.13826616

>>13826305
you have to get one and tell us if it's secretly blessed

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>>13826616
Fruit on pizza makes me gag. But If I weren't such a poorfag I would. Maybe one day. In the meantime, here's a pizza with traditional Swedish christmas food. Now that I would eat.

>> No.13826687

>>13826206
It's mostly water. You can see the oil droplets shine through

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>> No.13826720

>>13826714
kys. that looks delicious

>> No.13826723

>>13826720
but i fucked up and made the crust too big and poofy and it made me mad

>> No.13826730

>>13826723
You came to a fucked up pizza thread to post your own pizza, anonymously. The pathology is very potent here.

>> No.13826735

>>13826714
what's wrong with that one? it looks nice

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>>13826614
why would I care?

>> No.13826854

>>13826805
While not a pizza in the normal sense of the word, I still think that that there looks delicious as fuck.

>> No.13826860

>>13826854

I wasn't expecting it to be as good as it was. I made it on a whim to celebrate the Brits' vote on Brexit.

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>>13826146
unironically would

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>> No.13826925

>>13826208
Is there a single pizza chain that doesn't fuck up the Canadian bacon and actually gets it kind of cooked? I like hawaiian pizza in principle but I can't be doing with floppy ass lukewarm meat on the top.

>> No.13826939

>>13826614
the rest of the world calls it ananas
english speakers call it pineapple

>> No.13826943

>>13826925
no not really, i only put canadian bacon on pizza if i make it at home since i can start crisping it up before putting on the pie

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>> No.13826966

>>13826925
It's mostly the pineapple's fault since it contains so much liquid. Better off cooking separately then topping the pizza.

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>> No.13827024

>>13826891
I would drunkenly destroy that

>> No.13827026

>>13827004
looks amazing

>> No.13827032

>>13827026
the cheeseburger side looks kinda nasty

>> No.13827033

>>13826184
Thanks anon, you just ruined my appetite

>> No.13827046

>>13827032
the taco side looks dope though. and mozarella sticks are almost always great

>> No.13827088

>>13827032

You have to go back

>> No.13827111

>>13826891
mexican food truck pizza?
probably not. not enough doritos and sauces.

>> No.13827122

>>13827088
he's right though
those look like frozen patties they grilled to charcoal, rather than proper homemade ones

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what pizza topping would bolster my comeuppance with which my bird will receive?

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>> No.13827312

>>13826129
BBQ meatlovers
chicken patties
sriracha
crab sticks
fish cake?
egg

>> No.13827318

>>13827312
Tuna pizza
Cordon bleus (chicken patties with ham and cheese)
Surimi
Orange sauce
Vegetables
Egg yolk

>> No.13827371

>>13826872
>>13826305
eerily similar.

>> No.13827387

>>13827024
yeah, man. just roll that shit up and go nuts.

>> No.13827389

>>13826184
Chicago style pizza is amazing. Gino's East is my favorite.

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>>13827389
They don't do Chicago style pizza in my country, I don't think I'll ever have the chance to taste one. Can you describe it for me?

>> No.13827906

>>13826860
Can I get a recipe, unironically? I can see it's kind of a Full-English-on-crust sort of deal, but I'm not sure what exactly you've got going on in the center with the green and grey stuff.

>> No.13827945

>>13827906

The gray stuff in the center was my poor attempt at making hash browns with russet potatoes. Next time I would use a potato that would be better for making hash browns.

With your pizza dough, you will need baked beans (That's the sauce), mozzerela cheese and cheddar cheese, and then the rest of the ingredients are what you would find on a Full English breakfast, including Black and White Pudding.

With the eggs, I cooked the pizza about halfway though, made little notches in the pizza and cracked the eggs into them and let them bake in the oven. I cannot remember when I did that, but you do want the pizza hot enough that it can be a surface for an egg to cook on and be stationary on.

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I wish I took a picture of this son of a bitch before I applied homemade Spätzle and beer sauce on top of it; but it was still a doggone good pizza

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>>13827961

And a picture I took of a slice of it. I stuffed the crust with frankfurters and a pinch of shredded jarlsberg cheese. It came apart like a hot dog bun, so after the pizza, I could put in more beer sauce, or apply mustard and sauerkraut to it and have a hot dog.

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Some nigga posted this here the other day and got offended when people said it looked like shit.

>> No.13827984

>>13826305
>they predicted things like the shrimp song, avocado toast meme, pineapple pen, peanut better jelly time banana, and Tim curry memes

Also I would unironically eat that.

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>> No.13828000

>>13827979
What's wrong with it?

>> No.13828041

>>13826683
Fruit on pizza makes you gag but that monstrosity is fine?

>> No.13828053

>>13826891
Interesting. I'd make it look better tho.

>> No.13828070

>>13826891
I feel like this came out of Pennsylvania

>> No.13828081

>>13827979
Something's wrong with the crust. Looks gray.

>> No.13828225

>>13827151
Fuck you, tried it last year and its good

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>>13826129
Why doesn’t anyone save my casu marzu pizza :’(

>> No.13828399

>>13828225

Are you sure? Because I made that myself

>> No.13828418

>>13827979
did he make the crust out of fucking cement?

>> No.13828720

>>13827976
i would eat that

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>>13828278
strange pizza topping

>> No.13829010

>>13827705
Do you like tomatoes and mozzerella cheese and fried cornbread? Congrats, its your new favorite pizza.

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>>13826945
I mean, what kind of asshole does this? Why not order one pepperoni and one cheese, instead of whatever the hell this is?

>> No.13829264

>>13826205
That looks fantastic though

>> No.13829721

>>13826305
I see nothing wrong here.

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>>13826146
i would eat one

>> No.13830197

>>13826323
i wouldnt wish this on my worst enema.

>> No.13830200

>>13827088
based and checked.

>> No.13830286

>>13826323
would eat

>> No.13830368

>>13828278
Hi dude that is not cazu marzu

>> No.13830710

>>13826939
Brazil calls it abacaxi

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>> No.13830727

>>13826305
Le chef
Låter som en dröm

>> No.13830731

>>13826683
Just no....

>> No.13830733

>>13826872
Remove the ananas and you have a God tier combo
Som en flygande Jacob hade sex meter en italienare

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>> No.13830742

>>13827995
Eey i Saw this one a few days ago
Just horrendous food

>> No.13830748

>>13828081
Probably had too much extra flour on the outside of it

>> No.13830817

>>13828266
aw, somebody already posted it. I was about to post this.

>> No.13830948

>>13827979
It's still better than that other grilled pizza posted here a few weeks ago that had sparse feta cheese and a narcissistic OP defending it like it was a masterpiece.

>> No.13831024

>>13826336
Fair. And nothing wrong with the curry desu, it's just the banana that's a bit of an abomination.

>> No.13831027

>>13826305
A pizza with bearnaise sauce intrigues me

>> No.13831073

>>13831024
I think the banana is a relic from when the pizzerias started opening in Sweden with the influx of italian workers, and combining their pizzas with the horror that was '70s cuisine. To this day it remains a common topping. My old neighbours would order a family sized banana and curry pizza every week.
>>13831027
It truly is god tier. I'd recommend a visit just to try it, you know, once everyone stops dying.

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>>13830734
would

>> No.13831143

>>13827389
>Amazing

>> No.13831148

>>13831125
>sausages
those are hotdogs. hotdogs are mini bolognas, not sausages.

>> No.13831152

>>13826723
Pizza crust is very good when done right, hardly a problem
But next time but the greens under the cheese or at the end

>> No.13831155

>>13827026
>>13827389
Are you the same faggot?

>> No.13831180

>>13826925
hawaiian pizza has ham not bacon silly

>> No.13831189

>>13826184
based, what a shitty pizza "culture". Detroit is best

>> No.13831206

>>13831152
i put it on immediately after it came out of the oven.

>> No.13831209

What is this reddit

>> No.13831276

>>13831206
That was one hot pizza then

>> No.13831312

>>13831276
of course it was, it just came out of the oven.

>> No.13831359

>>13826891
Sweden/10
I devour one of these every friday

>> No.13831418

>>13831359
god i wish that were me

>> No.13831536

>>13831359
Are you fat ?

>> No.13831730

>>13826305
Vad fan är detta? 4kanalen.se?

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>> No.13831800

>>13831741
I don't think that's a pizza

>> No.13831813

>>13827979
Why would he be defensive of something he clearly put almost no effort into making?

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>> No.13832934

>>13831800
It's pretty fucked up if it is.

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>> No.13833002

>>13828278
Potato sprouts

>> No.13833010

>>13831073
Does the bearnaise not split in the oven or is it poured on after?

>> No.13833077

>>13826567
bananananas
cmon anon its obvious

>> No.13833585

>>13831148
bologna is an emulsified sausage, dipshit

>> No.13833599

>>13826129
Italian holocaust /thread

>> No.13833631

>>13828998
So that's what they mean when they say they want a boneless pizza.

>> No.13833648

>>13826135
This looks based, just add some caramelized onions and you have a pierogi pizza. The tomato sauce would work too because you often see cabbage rolls served with it.

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>>13826945
I've worked at a pizza chain before and this happens way more often then I ever thought. It's like people are too stupid to remember the first pizza they ordered by the time they get done asking everyone else in the room what they want, while you're just waiting for their response in the middle of a fucking rush.

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>> No.13834255

>>13826891
That doesn't look bad, but why?

>> No.13834286

>>13826323
It turned into a ps2 texture.

>> No.13834550

>>13827111
Looks like a doner and chips pizza to me. I bet it's fantastic.

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>>13827705
I tried that out. Wasn't awful while it was fresh and the cookies weren't soggy.

>> No.13835535

>>13829146
"we both want a half cheese and pepperoni pizza, so we don't have to fight over slice sizes"

>> No.13835572

>>13826129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6EEFwkWpzY

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>> No.13835720

>>13827979
looks overcooked at too low a temperature, crust didnt brown for shit yet cheese is near burned.

>> No.13835738

>>13831125
anybody try frankfurter with pineapple? i love pizza & toast hawaii, and generally pork goes quite well alongside it too. i recon some finely minced sausage ought to work also.

>> No.13837221

>>13827979
this is exactly the type of shit I made when I was 12 and just learning how to cook, probably used a rolling pin for the crust too

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>>13826129
This is by far the most disgusting thing I have ever put in my mouth, a slice is as salty as a whole bag of mix nuts and its texture is like stale cum.

>> No.13838952

>>13826723
i love you anon

>> No.13838963

>>13830200
>>13827088
wasted dubs

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>> No.13838969

>>13828278
i save it anon <3

>> No.13838974

>>13829756
Wtf is the point
just make a calzone

>> No.13838986

>>13838967
Crust looks good but what the hell is going on up top?

>> No.13839234

>>13826205
>>13826714
>>13826891
>>13826945
I'd demolish these.

>> No.13839254

>>13826176
Greens are good on top of pizza

If you wont try it with those greens try arugala or spinach

>> No.13839326

>>13831536
Maybe on the inside

>> No.13839346

>>13826184
aint nothing wrong with some go za

>> No.13839365

>>13829756
Just jerked off to the way the first girls eyes light up when she takes the first bite.
Im so lonely and horny, and now I'll die alone in a pandemic after watching my parents go first.
What did i do to deserve this?

>> No.13839367

>>13839365
Jerked off to women who never consented to you fantasizing about them.

>> No.13839395

>>13839367
>who never consented to you fantasizing about them
Nigga what

>> No.13839408

>>13839395
This epidemic is bullshit. Too many people around who don't know how to play the game. It's like you guys discovered the internet for the first time yesterday.

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>>13826129
mmmm

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>>13826129
how can it be a pizza without beans?

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>>13826129
hello pizza

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Look at this shit lol

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>>13826129
can you get the coronas from eating bat pizza?

>> No.13839580

>>13828399
funny you just outed a russian shill

>> No.13839643

>>13827389
Dirty faggot

>> No.13839667

>>13828998
>that fused jaw fragment
My wisdom tooth came out like that, fucking hell was that an exhausting experience.