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Anonymous Sat Mar 21 14:47:49 2020 No.13810110 [DELETED]

/ck/ humor

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 14:48:29 2020 No.13810111 >>13810110 you need to get out more

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 14:52:09 2020 No.13810128 File: 2.96 MB, 568x714, 1582777138559.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 14:58:59 2020 No.13810152 Where did the chicken get the money to buy the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 14:59:36 2020 No.13810155 >>13810152 Is a chook not entitled to the sweat of her brow?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:02:11 2020 No.13810166 File: 48 KB, 500x500, 1482454208076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810110

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:03:12 2020 No.13810169 File: 65 KB, 720x960, 1483004266288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:04:14 2020 No.13810172 File: 89 KB, 650x1053, 1445381586048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:09:50 2020 No.13810195 >>13810110 Actually chuckled at this, does this make me a boomer?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:13:09 2020 No.13810207 File: 109 KB, 558x559, 1488068973119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810195 yeah loser, sorry

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:13:26 2020 No.13810208 File: 37 KB, 498x500, wine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810110 Is some wagie fuck comments on my grocery shopping like that I'll get his pimply ass fired.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:14:11 2020 No.13810212 File: 62 KB, 400x533, 1451452777368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:17:43 2020 No.13810224 >>13810207 Isn't that character canonically straight and only crossdresses to make the girl he's with feel less uncomfortable about taking on a masculine job?

Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:27:53 2020 No.13810256

If the chicken has money, then why is it relying on the humans to house and feed it? Wouldn't it be better off supporting itself? I can't imagine it has any love for a family that views it as dispoable. Also can the chicken talk? How does it understand English? Where does it keep the eggs before it plants them in the nest? How does it keep them from spoiling? Those 12 eggs are going to be sitting out for 12 days or so and I can't imagine they'd still be good after that long. If I were the chicken, I would buy a half dozen at a time to keep them from spoiling. That's less cost effective though, so maybe I wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:30:11 2020 No.13810267 >>13810169 Add a few more slices of meat and grill this, it wouldn't be that bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:30:38 2020 No.13810271 File: 30 KB, 381x494, Cow Tools.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:32:19 2020 No.13810276 >>13810271 i dont get this one

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:32:30 2020 No.13810279 File: 1.03 MB, 1336x4460, Sweet Ramen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:34:05 2020 No.13810285 >>13810271 Normally I love his work, but this one makes no sense to me.

Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:34:37 2020 No.13810286

>>13810195
It's an indictment of the industrial carnist industry, that the life of a thinking, feeling being as cheaper than the cost of a dozen eggs, while also commenting on the implication that in a capitalist world, we're all only as good as our last envelope. if you laughed, you're a sociopath.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:34:54 2020 No.13810288 >>13810271 >cursed images

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:35:19 2020 No.13810290 >>13810128 Well, you can't say this guy doesn't enjoy his work

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:38:03 2020 No.13810301 File: 61 KB, 625x701, carpi-sun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:38:44 2020 No.13810304 File: 84 KB, 387x155, Full English Evolution.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:39:10 2020 No.13810307 >>13810128 >please don't be cheese >please don't be cheese >please don't be cheese >please don't be cheese >please don't be cheese fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:40:53 2020 No.13810315 File: 2.94 MB, 2976x2976, Krave.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:40:54 2020 No.13810316 >>13810307 >13810307 SAID NOBODY EVER

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:41:26 2020 No.13810320 File: 34 KB, 430x394, Pineapple.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:51:06 2020 No.13810360 File: 13 KB, 268x288, 1544539985359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810315

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:51:07 2020 No.13810361 >>13810271 Took me a while, but that's genius.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:51:49 2020 No.13810363 >>13810128 Why is he wasting half the cheese? Why pour the whole thing out if it's all going to slide off the side? He's just good at playing it off when he fucks up isn't he?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:54:27 2020 No.13810371 >>13810208 >I'll get his pimply ass fired. Sure you will. Nobody takes your fat ass seriously in real life just like they don't take you seriously online.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:54:54 2020 No.13810372 File: 143 KB, 629x1173, 1581063185923.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810315 I hate corporations like you wouldn't believe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:55:15 2020 No.13810375 File: 70 KB, 1024x768, OBEY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810372

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:55:40 2020 No.13810379 >>13810271 Look in the background

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:57:45 2020 No.13810385 File: 86 KB, 532x725, coffee1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810372 >>13810375 I hate the people who enable it

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:58:54 2020 No.13810392 File: 67 KB, 625x625, 1583370533078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810361 Pls tell, I don't understand

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 15:59:54 2020 No.13810395 File: 449 KB, 970x1139, ALL THE EGGS.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:00:29 2020 No.13810397 >>13810111 t. SARS-HIV-nCOV.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:00:36 2020 No.13810399 File: 203 KB, 1280x539, 1533152435265.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] someone plz eplzain cow tools

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:01:15 2020 No.13810402 >>13810224 >not understanding that the point of the picture is to say that all anime is gay Seriously, anime is fucking gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:05:39 2020 No.13810417 >>13810276 >>13810392 the joke was supposed to be that cows can't use tools and so their tools would look silly and crude naturally it was a stupid joke and nobody got it and now he is eternally having to explain it

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:13:30 2020 No.13810450 >>13810399 lmaooooooooooo

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:16:21 2020 No.13810459 >>13810271 haha because cows are bad at making tools!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:20:13 2020 No.13810476 File: 460 KB, 1500x1450, dehydrated water.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810399 amazing

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 16:53:20 2020 No.13810593 >>13810417 Not just they would look silly and crude, but that they wouldn't look like tools at all. But he fucked up by making the thing on the right kinda look like a handsaw.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 17:48:12 2020 No.13810805 File: 62 KB, 500x462, 1570907126904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 17:59:47 2020 No.13810851 >>13810805 dog bles murrika

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 18:01:37 2020 No.13810856 File: 14 KB, 300x283, 7NjvSXo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810208 Whaddaya mean booze ain't food?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 18:06:36 2020 No.13810881 File: 61 KB, 540x960, if you love it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810805

Anonymous Sat Mar 21 18:08:52 2020 No.13810894

should have known the crab apologists would be out in full force. crabs do breathe air and are a direct contributor to global warming based on the co2 that they produce. they regularly cut underwater cables because they are so stupid, mistaking them for prey. this has caused a sharp spike in the price of teflon, a material that is used. crabs are fucking retarded and should be erradicated as a species. luckily, steps have been put in place by french guiana, in a 2014 study presented to the UN

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 18:11:34 2020 No.13810904 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, Vegan Crab Cakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810894 get a grib

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 18:12:01 2020 No.13810909 >>13810110 LOL

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 18:13:30 2020 No.13810914 >>13810224 lmao ferris was a literal sex slave, not a single drop of masculinity on her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 18:14:12 2020 No.13810917 >>13810904 this post has been brought to you by crab lives matter

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 18:14:32 2020 No.13810918 >>13810128 based saltbae poster

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 18:15:02 2020 No.13810921 File: 2.73 MB, 538x300, Gun Bae_no audio.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810918 Salt is old news

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 18:15:46 2020 No.13810925 >>13810128 Too much meat too much cheese egg is perfect bun looks good too

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 18:17:10 2020 No.13810927 >>13810361 No it really isn't

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 18:41:23 2020 No.13811038 >>13810315 You know when this video was first posted it was when there were very few maymay ads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtySt6Fg30

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 18:56:29 2020 No.13811105 >>13810904 >Vegan Mayo Die.

Anonymous Sat Mar 21 19:05:58 2020 No.13811137

>>13810271
>>13810285
>>13810593
>>13810417

So it is or at least used to be a big thing everyone "knew" that tool use was what separated humans from all other animals. This was pretty much accepted fact at the time.

The joke is that other animals can't use tools not because they aren't intelligent enough to go about conceptualizing a tool, building it and using it, but because they're just super shitty at building tools.

So making the thing on the right look like a saw isn't a mistake, it's still part of the joke.

Anonymous Sat Mar 21 19:11:37 2020 No.13811167

>>13810208
My local grocery store started metering the customers. There was a line outside, and an attendant only letting a few people in at a time when other people left. I can only assume it's because of retards like you, and nothing to do with the actual virus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 19:15:16 2020 No.13811179 >>13810914 >her

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 19:49:36 2020 No.13811333 File: 91 KB, 688x688, EPGs0IbX0AAxk-G.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810172 uma... sopa de bat-o

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 19:59:02 2020 No.13811372 File: 337 KB, 1280x885, cow tools.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810271 >>13810276 >>13810285 >>13810288 >>13810361 >>13810379 >>13810459

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 20:03:53 2020 No.13811397 >>13811333 Chinks are disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 20:06:21 2020 No.13811413 >>13810128 Don't they toss faggots off roofs where he's from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 20:12:35 2020 No.13811436 >>13810904 I thougght the point oof being vegan was not eating animal products. Why do vegans go around and make fake meat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 20:36:30 2020 No.13811540 File: 2.34 MB, 1600x1600, 1544428399377.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 20:37:38 2020 No.13811545 File: 56 KB, 1828x274, dad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 20:40:46 2020 No.13811558 >>13810172 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tebBj42fC3k

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 20:41:09 2020 No.13811560 >>13811105 Yeah, that is concerning to me as well. But the rest of the recipe actually seems pretty good. I just wouldn't call them "crab" cakes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 20:46:42 2020 No.13811592 >>13810279 The Eternal

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 20:52:01 2020 No.13811616 >>13811372 God bless you anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 20:52:40 2020 No.13811622 >>13811372 Fucking spoilsport.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 21:02:17 2020 No.13811656 >>13810904 Why do they always have to draw attention to how vegan it is? Can't they call them Crispy Fried Palm Cakes or something? Also, what the fuck does vegan "mayo" taste like and why does it look like foamy water with no fat content?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 21:03:34 2020 No.13811666 >>13811656 It tastes pretty much the same. The egg doesn't add much flavor to mayo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 21:07:16 2020 No.13811683 >>13810128 I've seen a lot of salt bae shit but this is the first one that made me genuinely irritated what even is that? is it supposed to be appetizing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 21:59:36 2020 No.13811888 >>13811413 No lol, Turks are legendary fags

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:00:38 2020 No.13811893 >>13811540 What does the Hampton Creek flavor taste like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:05:03 2020 No.13811910 >>13811167 tfw not slick enough to bribe the bouncer for entry to the most happening grocery stores on Saturday night

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:05:22 2020 No.13811912 >>13811888 No one remember's homosexual rapists with small cocks

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:06:06 2020 No.13811913 >>13810208 No you won't lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:07:08 2020 No.13811918 >>13810208 >spilt

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:17:08 2020 No.13811956 >>13811912 ⸮huH

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:27:30 2020 No.13812007 File: 2.69 MB, 1280x720, 1541143596345.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:31:32 2020 No.13812028 >>13812007 .... is this Jack?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:32:15 2020 No.13812030 File: 64 KB, 612x425, cp.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:36:47 2020 No.13812045 >>13810169 If that's an okay piece of ham, that shit is delicious broiled.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:37:56 2020 No.13812051 >>13810304 Best

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:38:57 2020 No.13812056 >>13810881 ET soup

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:38:58 2020 No.13812057 >>13810316 I love a good piece of cheese, but people overuse shitty cheese in their cooking. A slop of melted commodity cheese on every fucking sandwich is gross.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:40:21 2020 No.13812063 >>13810904 anything low carb and gluten free?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:41:37 2020 No.13812069 >>13810914 >lmao ferris was a literal sex slave, not a single drop of masculinity on her. >Actual history was that he was basically locked in his family's dungeon because of the cat ears until the lady he serves rescued him and cast down his family

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:41:57 2020 No.13812071 >humor thread >0 funny posts

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:45:29 2020 No.13812097 >>13812071 That's the joke

Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:52:31 2020 No.13812130

>>13810904
>canned artichokes and garbanzo beans
>canned heart of palm
why even bother. I get the artichokes and garbanzo but canned heart of palms are fucking FLAVORLESS. how is it supposed to be anything like a crab cake? call it a louisiana falafel at that point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:54:02 2020 No.13812138 >>13810904 >Frying in oil into the trash it goes

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:56:12 2020 No.13812146 >>13812028 I don't think so. Both his arms work

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:58:06 2020 No.13812154 >>13811656 >Why do they always have to draw attention to how vegan it is? Can't they call them Crispy Fried Palm Cakes or something? Because their purpose is mainly to try to convince people that vegan garbage is "just as good."

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:58:39 2020 No.13812157 >>13810304 Holy shit /ck/ + /vp/ needs to be a thing NOW

Anonymous Sat Mar 21 22:59:13 2020 No.13812161 [DELETED]

>>13810110
Fry up spicy italian sausage, remove and set aside. Add a splash of olive oil to the sausage fat, then add diced onion, bell pepper, and mushrooms with some salt and stir fry until onions are translucent and mushrooms have taken on some color. Add diced garlic, cook 30-45 seconds. Add cooked sausage, dump in a jar of Rao's marinara (with a little water or stock to wash out the jar), and simmer for 15-20 minutes. Stir in some fresh herbs at the end, top with parmesan and more herbs.

>jarred sauce
I literally don't give a shit, Rao's is better than just about any more time-consuming sauce recipe on the internet. Save the hate for Ragu or Prego or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 23:01:03 2020 No.13812166 >>13812130 when you call it a Louisiana falafel it sounds pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 23:03:43 2020 No.13812185 >>13812157 Huh. I didn't even know there was a Pokemon board.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 23:07:04 2020 No.13812194 >>13810395 wheres the irl remake of this? its hilarious

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 23:08:24 2020 No.13812201 >>13812185 I just visited. It reminded me of how much you really need to lurk before participating in a board. I've played Pokemon must of my childhood and had no clue what half the threads were about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 23:10:35 2020 No.13812208 >>13810271 >38 years old

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 23:11:06 2020 No.13812211 >>13810805 :D

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 23:12:16 2020 No.13812219 >>13810881 Do N*****s really?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 23:18:25 2020 No.13812246 >>13810166 remember the episode that shat on british cuisine where the guy ate a sandwich with octopus legs in it, spit it out, and said "ew yuck! there's CHEESE in my sandwich!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 23:19:30 2020 No.13812250 >>13810271 This image is literally, materially evil

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 21 23:55:51 2020 No.13812368 >>13811372 based reply

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 00:00:52 2020 No.13812377 >>13812097 >now 1 funny post >good job ruining it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 00:14:39 2020 No.13812395 >>13812130 >louisiana falafel I would order this not knowing anything about it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 00:30:47 2020 No.13812443 >>13812030 >Cheese pizza time this isn't 2004 anon and this ain't a sink thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 02:18:35 2020 No.13812706 >>13810921 >chambered pistol >pointed at the cameraman >pointed directly at the cop's hand/fingers

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 02:20:00 2020 No.13812709 File: 795 KB, 900x1273, 1521508645869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13810279

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 02:22:57 2020 No.13812712 >>13810301 Oof that's a feel

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 02:26:08 2020 No.13812714 >>13811372 Idk something still eludes me about this one. It's almost like I NEED Larson to have meant something more

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 02:33:44 2020 No.13812727 File: 83 KB, 440x640, 1397755702823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 02:34:25 2020 No.13812728 >>13812146 Kek That video seemed too normal for him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 02:35:02 2020 No.13812730 File: 348 KB, 536x547, Crab_Lord-1397781357223.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 02:36:02 2020 No.13812731 File: 64 KB, 500x740, MOO-1397757981201.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 02:36:38 2020 No.13812733 File: 16 KB, 320x328, 1397755287752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 02:37:34 2020 No.13812735 >>13810363 Why is he wasting like 95% of the salt?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 02:38:23 2020 No.13812738 >>13810212 From the thumbnail that looked like she was eating from a toilet bowl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 02:40:50 2020 No.13812742 >>13812130 wtf is heart of palm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 02:44:22 2020 No.13812751 >>13812706 >cameraman tripod >cops fingers Retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 02:49:20 2020 No.13812764 >>13812751 >tripod So the camera shake was added in post?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:02:27 2020 No.13812789 >>13812201 It's a terrible place, mostly just porn and arguments

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:05:29 2020 No.13812795 >>13812730 Crab apologists, I swear.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:09:32 2020 No.13812806 File: 68 KB, 599x608, 1415054969819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:11:32 2020 No.13812812 File: 2.97 MB, 960x540, You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this. as I hand her a bowl of eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812194

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:12:44 2020 No.13812818 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Vegan Mayo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13811105 >>13811560 >>13811656

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:15:46 2020 No.13812828 File: 13 KB, 528x326, Cat Summoner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812730

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:22:02 2020 No.13812839 File: 65 KB, 832x603, YouDonkey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:24:17 2020 No.13812844 >>13812818 why the chickpea water?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:28:35 2020 No.13812850 >>13812844 its viscous, vegans use it as an egg white substitute

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:33:51 2020 No.13812856 >>13812818 >>13812850 What's the metal appliance

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:35:38 2020 No.13812859 >>13810894 >a material that is used interdasting

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:37:14 2020 No.13812862 >>13810152 Selling eggs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:38:12 2020 No.13812864 >>13812856 It's just a handheld food processor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:40:20 2020 No.13812866 >>13810904 get rid of that nasty ass looking "vegan mayo" and id definitely give these a shot

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:46:43 2020 No.13812878 >>13812862 >sell free range organic eggs >buy caged eggs >pocket the profit no one will ever know

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 03:48:22 2020 No.13812880 >>13812866 Yeah vegan mayo is ass. It's such a simple pairing, oil and eggs. take one out and it's completely different. not like I've tried every vegan mayo but man that stuff ain't the same

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 04:08:15 2020 No.13812919 >>13810399 hahaha how do i subscribe to this fellow

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 04:18:02 2020 No.13812940 File: 70 KB, 1080x1080, cashier-4u.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13812733 heh

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 04:26:20 2020 No.13812958 >>13810271 Insanely based

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 04:38:39 2020 No.13812980
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>>13811372
This whole book is damn funny. Especially the section with commentary on comics nobody got. The one with Mr Pembrose the eyeball with anger issues on the shrink's couch had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. It's so insanely stupid and unfunny it becomes legitimate comic genius

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 04:53:41 2020 No.13813008 >>13812751 >tripod >calling others retarded based retard poster

Anonymous Sun Mar 22 04:56:13 2020 No.13813017

>>13812728
>>13812146
Idk, it looked like that retards general setup, and the way he idiotically twists a fork into the tough skin at the end instead of just cutting the fucker like a normal person makes me think it must be none other than ja/ck/. Might just be before the stroke. Definitely looks overcooked, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 04:58:07 2020 No.13813018 >>13812980 >legitimate As opposed to illegitimate?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 05:00:29 2020 No.13813020 >>13812940 I want some spicy chicken mcdo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 05:22:37 2020 No.13813058 >>13813018 >he's never witnessed illegitimate comic genius

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 22 05:39:11 2020 No.13813085 Last time I made a food joke thread I was banned for three days, fuck jannies

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