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What's with the hangup here about hot sauce? It's good on some stuff, not on others. Especially fried, or fatty foods. The heat and vinegar really balance the fattyness of like a fried food or like a fried egg. Come on, a nice, sunny side up egg with a few dashes of hot sauce? When it gets mixed into the runny yolk and you dip toast in it? *chef kiss*

I hear one of two things about it:

>sOy BoiS lIKe iT
I've literally never encountered that in real life. I'm not letting some internet stereotype dictate what food I eat

>vInEgAr ShItS
There is so little vinegar that you consume from a few dashes it's not even worth mentioning. Also, vinegar (sour) is one of the base flavors in cooking that's in pretty much any decent cuisine.

>> No.13800765

>>13800763
nobody asked

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>> No.13800814

Crystal > the rest

>> No.13800837

>>13800763
Hot sauces are good and have low calories. Very good healthy option for condiments when you want flavor. I eat egg tacos with Yucateco every morning for some proton gains and its good shit
>>13800814
Agreed, tastes bomb with chicken.

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>>13800765
Not how internet forums work, retard. *I* asked
>>13800808
le epig!

>> No.13800892

>>13800763
Nice reddit spacing you got there queer

>> No.13800898

Hot sauce threads are fine, but on /ck/ it's better to post about making it.
Meme stuff, advertising, and spamming faggots should stay on /b/ or plebbit

>> No.13800913

One person did the
>why yes, I DO have a vast collection of various hot sauces, how could you tell
thread with the pic of Will Sasso doing a soyboy face, and it was funny. But then faggots started spamming it and forced the meme. Just goes to show you how impressionable some people are here.

>> No.13800928

>>13800763
>what's with the hangup here about hot sauce?
It's literally one guy shitposting/forcing a meme.

>> No.13801324

>>13800913
You say that, but I actually know and have met like a dozen of those soyboys in real life. Just because YOU haven't happened to meet any doesn't mean they don't exist.

>> No.13801337

>>13801324
I know "soy boys" exist, they're the same thing as hipsters were ten years ago. But where does hot sauce come in to this?

>> No.13801345

>>13801337
Soyboys love hotsauce. When I say I've met 12 of them, I mean soyboys who love hotsauce, and collect it, and talk about it gushingly.

>> No.13801350

>>13801345
Soyboys sound pretty based.

>> No.13801877

>>13801345
what's the point of collecting?

>> No.13801880

>>13800892
'reddit spacing' is something wannabe newfags from reddit say

>> No.13802169

>>13801877
It's a way for them to spend their disposable income, of which they have too much because, as consoomers, none of them have children. They're all in their late 20's working high-paying jobs and socking away 75% of their income, because they're not brave enough to do anything interesting with their lives and money and they're not mature enough to have children.

>> No.13802268

>>13801345
>12 guys
>ALL collect hot sauce and talk about it all the time
You flew too close to the sun there, Icarus. Either you're lying or hang out with weak people. >>13801345

>> No.13802275

pretentious about certain things (olive oil) good

pretentious about certain things (hot sauce) bad

>> No.13802604

for me it's green yucateco

>> No.13802622

>>13800763
The only reasonable thing I've heard is that it's "lazy" or "HURR DURR LEARN TO COOK WITH FRESH CHILES" which is retarded. Like you can't cook with fresh/dried chiles and still appreciate a good hot sauce lol

>>13800814
Crystal is a solid one. I like different hot sauces with different dishes though. Crystal is great with like fried chicken or eggs, cholula is a great all-rounder, good for breakfast foods, mexican etc., the garlickyness of sriracha is good with asian/indian food, and Pukka is super bright, fruity, fresh tasting and goes great with rice dishes, potatoes, anything that needs a little freshening up. And also Pukka is like for real hot, which I appreciate

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>> No.13802648

nope

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>> No.13802651

>>13802645
>>13802649
BTFO>>13802648

>> No.13802652

>>13802645
>>13802649
based
>>13802648
cringe

>> No.13802663

>>13802645
>>13802649
keep up the good work

>> No.13802682

>>13800763
I see you have an extensive collection of hot sauce.

>> No.13802684

>>13800763
Imagine actually typing this shit out. Literally kill yourself.

>> No.13802902

>>13801877
It's so you can have a selection of different sauces to pair with different meals, not that much different than collecting dried spices. For example, one specific type of habenero sauce might go well with nachos whereas another one might be better for a sandwich.

>> No.13802915

>>13800763
The people who hate hot sauce are just picky eaters whining about others liking a food they dislike. It's almost as if their moms put hot sauce on their tendies once and it scarred them so severely that they can never enjoy spice ever again.

>> No.13802924

>>13802902
>>13802915

I thought I told you to fucking kill yourself, boomer. Obey.

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>>13800763
>>13800837
>>13800870
>>13800898
>>13800913
>>13800928
>>13801350
>>13802604
>>13802622
>>13802902
>>13802915

>> No.13803060

>>13803057
lmao

>> No.13803697

>>13800763
>I'm not letting some internet stereotype dictate what food I eat

I heard the same thing, that having a hot-sauce collection is supposedly "peak Reddit". Sure, I saw that "Hot Ones" show on YouTube, and it did help me realize just how many options are out there. Oh well. If the soy media means that I have more & better choices, what's the harm? It's not like Nintendo Switch or Lego Star Wars. Not everything has to be mutually exclusive. People from all demographics enjoy spicy food and tasting new things.

In trying to distill the essence of the "soy" culture, the common threads that I see are (1) the obsession with childrens' media and toys, (2) the self-identification of their personalities with their social-media profiles, and (3) atheistic or neo-pagan liberalism.

>> No.13803709

>>13803057
Now that's funny, doesn't matter if you vote Republican or Democrat.

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>Sure, I saw that "Hot Ones" show on YouTube, and it did help me realize just how many options are out there. Oh well. If the soy media means that I have more & better choices, what's the harm? It's not like Nintendo Switch or Lego Star Wars. Not everything has to be mutually exclusive. People from all demographics enjoy spicy food and tasting new things.

>> No.13803884

>>13803697
denial

>> No.13803938

>>13803871
>>13803884

Are you the pussy-palated whitoids that Black Twitter warned us about?

>> No.13803951

>>13803938
Posts like this are the reason we’re all laughing at you, fatass.

>> No.13803965

>>13803697
>>13800763
There's layers to this. Normal high test dudes tend to like hot saucespices but they don't fucking collect the stuff, buy stupid overcompensating unnecessary shit like Super 10000 Nuclear Bomb Sauce, or talk about it like a hobby in lieu of having something actually interesting about yourself to talk about. That's who the meme is mocking

>> No.13803977

>>13803965
nice cope

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>>13803965
>only true badasses like myself are immune to scrutiny

>> No.13803996

>>13803871
>>13803981
kek

>> No.13804011

>>13803951

Can't speak for others, but I am indeed worthy of mockery for many reasons; I just never expected that ordering hot sauce online would be one of them. Thanks for the lesson, I guess.

>>13803965

It's strange, this insinuation that someone could not actually enjoy the unusual sensation of the ultra-spicy stuff without "compensating" for something. And on the flip side, I've met legitimately badass dudes with autistic trainspotter-esque collections of various things.

This conversation seems to have gone from bants into butthurt, so thanks for playing and enjoy your evening.

>> No.13804023

>>13803977
>>13803981
I AM immune to scrutiny. Basically I'm rubber and you're glue, faggot.

>> No.13804040

>>13804011
yeah but trainspotter geeks probably usually have an in depth knowledge and genuine passion for the shit, most hot sauce collectors are just consoomers using it as a conversation piece. Even if they do have a genuine passion for it, it's a psuedo hobby, how in depth can you get with hot sauce compared to unabated train autism?

>> No.13804072

>>13804040

Look, I just enjoy eating the stuff and sometimes buying bottles for friends/family. And then I saw OP encouraging people to eat what they like, and commited the crime of agreeing with him. It's really not important either way. Stay safe & healthy dude.

>> No.13804073

>>13804023
made me cringe irl senpai

>> No.13804074

>>13800763
>When it gets mixed into the runny yolk and you dip toast in it
Better be Valentina, anon.

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>Look, I just enjoy eating the stuff and sometimes buying bottles for friends/family. And then I saw OP encouraging people to eat what they like, and commited the crime of agreeing with him. It's really not important either way. Stay safe & healthy dude.

>> No.13804105

>>13804073
Good. I'm probably thousands of miles away from you and made you do a thing in real life. You are weak. I am your superior.

>> No.13804116

>>13804105
>You are weak. I am your superior.
ok cargoshorts

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OK so we have a lot of shitposting here, but only a couple actual recommendations so far. Time to REBOOT and peep this out.

>>13800814
>Crystal

>>13802604
>Green Yucateco

NICE, gentlemen. Thank you for your service.

As for common supermarket sauces, summa you boys might like to try Cholula. Quite tame in terms of heat, but the flavor has a nice warmth not always found in such simple sauces - almost a little sweet, despite being zero-calorie. Great for mild food like eggs. Nice alternative to Tabasco on those DEENZ, for you /fit/izens in the audience. Cheap & easy to find. Made in Mexico. Label has a bonus picture of a pretty lady for you inveterate coomers.

And as for the much-maligned "artisanal" offerings, a current fave is Ghost Scream Vindaloo Curry (pic related). Not a scorcher, but it has a nice sharp bite, and the spices are spot-on for giving rice, veggies, & chicken some poo-in-loo flair. Superpower by... oh shit, is this what they meant? Nah, it's made in California. Anyway--delish. Buyfags will find numerous online soy merchants standing by to take your hard-earned Trumpbox when they arrive.

Come at us with your EDC, dogs, even if it's the breakfast picante packets from Maccas.

Tripfaggin' Sauce Boss, King of Reddit (OFFICIAL)
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>> No.13804285

>>13804281
gay

>> No.13804290

>>13804281
Also, we now have a Patreon! Patrons receive early access to sauce news and exclusive offers from our generous sponsors. Please follow the link on our YouTube channel:

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

>> No.13804298

>>13804290

I bet you were nervous and sweating typing this up. So desperate to seem like you don’t care how sad you are.

>> No.13804309

>>13804281
>>13804290
imagine the smell

>> No.13804337

hot sauces worth owning:
>franks
>crystal
>yucateca
>sriracha
>sambal
also red pepper flakes and cayenne

>> No.13804344

>>13800898
>Hot sauce threads are fine, but on /ck/ it's better to post about making it.

Great suggestion, King, and we agree that the sauce life is not only for buyfags but also the /diy/ crowd (as long as they leave the imitation crab meat at home). I cannot claim to have concocted a sauce per se recently, but did just a sauce-like basic-bitch tomato-pepper base for seafood stew.

* 2 cans diced tomatoes with roasted garlic & onion seasoning
* 200g chopped onions
* 200g mixed sweet peppers
* 50g habanero peppers
* ~10g fresh chopped garlic
* healthy dose of fresh-ground sea salt

Yeah, pretty pleb, but still tasty over shrimp & basmati. As with many soups, flavor improved in the fridge over the few days it lasted. But I'm sure you players can up this game. Come at me!

P.S. Because I am a lamentably ignorant and an untutored fool, until recently I thought that it was spelled & pronounced "habañero". Nah, no "enye" - it's just "habanero", HAH-BAH-NEH-RO. Apparently a lot of gringos make that mistake. Now you know! And knowing is half the battle!

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>>13804337
>if they don't sell it at walmart it isn't worth my time

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>>13804337

This nibba knows what's up. But hey, man, there's a lot of sriracha out there. Whachu rockin'? Huy Fong - which was known as "cock sauce" back in the day, before the internet discovered it (because of the rooster on the bottle) - it remains the classic. But there are others. And incidentally Huy Fong makes other shizz too - check out this Chili Garlic joint. Pic related. It's THICC, homie, almost more of a paste than a sauce. Nice for sandwiches where a thinner sauce would soak through.

And your final words strike true, King. Sometimes we get so caught up in the sauce life that we forget about the humbler constituent spices. Recently I got some dope black peppercorns - hard to get more basic, but bursting with a flavor I did not know black pepper had.

Y'all fuck with Old Bay seasoning? Maryland REPRESENT. Salt, celery seed, red & black pepper, and paprika. In the Cheasapeake Bay hood they dump pounds of it on streamed crabs & shrimp. Superb on hard-boiled eggs too.

But hey... apparently they now have an Old Bay Hot Sauce too! Yeah dats right, you think you escapin' the sauce life but they pull you back in. The struggle is real. One on the sauce, the other on the streets. Because, you know, that's where the Amazon deliveries come from.

>> No.13804398

holy shit now he's samefagging to save face

>> No.13804407

>>13800928
>It's literally one guy shitposting/forcing a meme.

Sounds like a bretty cool guy!

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>>13802622
> Pukka

Missed that suggestion before, King, and for that I do profusely apologize.

Ain't never tried Pukka, so I Binged it right quick to get some info. Top result, pic related. If it's hot enough for the Fuhrer of the Third Reich, then it's hot enough to review live on Twitch! Stream starts at midnight, saucefam!

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>>13804457
you left your trip on while replying to yourself, you boob.

>> No.13804480

>>13804463

If you are talking about >>13804407 then you are dazed & confused, desu senpai, for I was merely acknowledging the contributions of a comrade in arms. If there is no shitposting then there is no 4chan, and Hiro would have to go back to selling panties on the Tokyo subway.

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>>13804463

Also FYI please do not disrespect the esteemed Mr. Hyde by posting such a poorly photoshopped photo. Pic related is the original image, from back when he was shilling his own extreme signature sauce, Panzerkorps XXX, rated at 6,000,000 scoville.

>> No.13804876

any hotsaucefags can tell me what's the point of wanting something spicier?

>> No.13804883

Hot sauce can be good. It's just that most of the "hot sauce revolution" hot sauces you find in stores are garbage brews with a terrible flavor profile trying to hop on the foodie bandwagon and prey on hipsters who think that just because the label is jpeg quality, the contents within must taste like Satan's sweet and savory jizzum. DANK sauce? Come. The. Fuck. On. I bet you would stick your tongue up my ass if I told you my shit was umami.

>> No.13805030

nah hot sauce is gay

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