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I've finally overcome my fear of baking, /ck/! Rate my mini chocolate banana muffins.

>> No.13791128

>>13791123
I hate your nails Becky

>> No.13791132

>>13791123
I don't know what it is about fat women doing their nails that drives me up the wall.

>> No.13791134

>>13791123
You obviously have more of a muffin top than those muffins do, fatty

>> No.13791145
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>>13791128
>>13791132
>>13791134
I should've used this pic instead. Sorry.

>> No.13791146

>>13791123
>>13791145
uhhhhhh i dunno about how those are lookin

>> No.13791219

>>13791145
I'd eat them
and I'd also eat your ass

>> No.13791236

Lookin a bit flat up on the tops
You might need more baking powder, or to bake them longer. If you're in high humidity, water might have also gotten into the baking powder and fucked it up so it didn't activate as well.
Also, worth noting that i hate women and minorities

>> No.13791239

>>13791123
>2020
>Being fat

>> No.13791240

>>13791123
They look somewhat edible anon. Put in the time and you'll eventually make something that looks great.

>> No.13791277

>>13791123
>promopic2-2.jpg
Nice larp, faggot. Now do the one where you pretend to be a fat black lady and anons in the thread high five each other about how sick their owns are.

>> No.13791285

>>13791123
oh my fucking god 4chanx google image search... is this a real thing?

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>>13791123
>>13791145
They may have been pulled too early or didn't quite have enough chemical leaveners (or the leaveners were old).

By the way, the trash talk about your OP pic is there for a reason. It's to avoid future distractions. This isn't /soc/, and why details about OP from OP are discouraged almost anywhere outside of boards like that is adhered to for good reason.
>pic related

>> No.13791300

>>13791285
yes. have you ever seen the girl that made shit twinkies and had great reviews for them

>> No.13791303
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>>13791285
oh fuck

>> No.13791306

>>13791300
what is wrong with people? does this count as food? would it work in a survival situation? I know some animals eat their poo

>> No.13791698

>>13791219
In a way, these are the same thing

>> No.13791712

>>13791123
Cut your nails/10

>> No.13791778

>>13791123
Do you use liners because you don't have a mold?

>> No.13791793

Well they look nice how do they taste

>> No.13791801

It seems like they needed to rise more or something but better than I could do, great job! How did they taste?

>> No.13792025

>>13791793
>>13791801
They taste like shit.

>> No.13792033

>>13791285
she actually eats her own shit.......... wow, i thought only men did this sort of thing.

>> No.13792103

>>13791123
how do you fuck up muffins? you literally just mix a bunch of shit in a bowl and then pour it into the tin

>> No.13792121

>>13791145
You shouldn't have to apologize for being female on this scrot infested site.

And,I would try them.

>> No.13792125

>>13792121
based white knight fuckface

>> No.13792136

>>13791123
>Promopic2-2
Please put in at least a little effort

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>>13791123
>mixing chocolate with anything

>> No.13792145

>>13792125
Lol Nah. It's downright retarded to get straight up TRIGGERED by 50% of the population.

>> No.13792149

Oh wow these are actually made with poop and I just saw a woman poop o camera. She sells them. How is any of this legal? Seems like a good way to spread disease. I'd much rather eat bat soup than that lady's poop.

>> No.13792150

>>13791145
They look bad, probably taste ok. Baking is hard. Keep trying, you will improve with practice. Try making bread instead. It is a great skill to learn, and everything else is a lot easier when you’re good enough to make bread. I’m using covid 19 as an excuse to make sourdough

>> No.13794218

>>13792150
they literally have poop in them

>> No.13794223

>>13791123
>muffins
>contain literal shit
>didn't even rise
I cannot imagine a worse baked good

>> No.13794231

>>13791285
haha they are poop muffins oh nononono

>> No.13794352

Lose some weight before attention whoring you fucking pig

>> No.13794361

>>13791277
wow you sure put him in his place, 4chan style

>> No.13794374
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>>13791123
Can you post bobbies

>> No.13794383

>>13791132
That hand doesn't look fat? and at least she is making her nails look nice.
Men like you are so fucking inept. Do you only watch porn with women who don't have their nails done or something?

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>>13791236
>Also, worth noting that i hate women and minorities
do you jerk off to men?

>> No.13794473

>>13791123
why are you afraid of baking, anon?

>> No.13794794

>>13791123
thats a fat hand
are you a fatty betty?

>> No.13794966

How is this thread still up?

>> No.13794970

>>13794794
>betty
>not mattie

>> No.13795125

They'd probably taste good. They look fucking dumpy, but I've never been one to be autistic about how food looks, taste is key.

Tbqh, depending upon the audience, I wonder if the effort to make them pretty abd tasty is worth it. Don't don't try, but I'd rather eat an ugly-but-tasty pastry than a pretty-but-shitty one.

>> No.13795155

>>13795125
>I'd rather eat an ugly-but-tasty pastry than a pretty-but-shitty one.
It's both ugly and shitty.

>> No.13795163

>>13792145
yeah it's really fucking pathetic. reeks of virginity

>> No.13795191

>>13792121
Simp
>>13792145
R*ddit simp
>>13795163
Super simp

>> No.13795198

What did the braps of them smell like?

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>>13791145
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

>> No.13795241

>>13795209
Was just about to post this fellow /fit/ chad

Where the fuck did these simps come from

>> No.13795246

>>13795241
>>13795191
>uhh duhh SIMP
have sex

>> No.13795248

>>13792121
tits or gtfo

>> No.13795250

THIS IS A LITERAL SHITPOST, THE MUFFINS ARE MADE WITH SHIT.

>> No.13795258

>>13795250
Nooooooo not the poopoo muffins nooooooooooooo

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>>13795241

>> No.13795310

>>13795246
Go beck to r*ddit incel
>>13795263
King

>> No.13795345

>>13791145
Why do your muffins have a pillow???

>> No.13795790

>>13792121
>>13792145
Retarded numale cuck, she won't have sex with you just cause you whiteknight online. Give it up.

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>Niggas in here arguing about the "woman" posting, when these are just the doo doo muffins.