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Too drunk to drive. So have to order delivery from shitty Dominos.

>> No.13786312

Wings are the best thing Domino’s has

>> No.13786322
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>>13786282
>Too drunk to drive.
imagine being cuckolded by jewish traffic laws

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>>13786282
Tara. Oh yeah. Gonna answer the door naked.

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>>13786322
Sometimes I wish my name was Irvin so I could get a DUI and my friends could give me the nickname Swervin' Irvin.

>> No.13786357

>>13786332
i bet she's a fine irish lass

>> No.13786358
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>>13786332
Answer the door wearing only a towel and conveniently drop it as you answer.

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>American Cheese (None)

>> No.13786391
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I had to put on pants and go outside because the dumb bitch can’t follow instructions. She’s also like 45 so not worth harassing.

I got the Philly cheesesteak because someone said their sandwiches are good. It’s absolute shit.

>> No.13786407
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>*cough cough*
>ahhhh.... ahem *cough* here’s your pizza Mr. Anon
>*blows nose*

>> No.13786418

>>13786407
Nope. Just the opposite. I’ve been sick for 3 weeks hahahahaha. Sore throat, cough, sneezing and PINK EYE hahahahaha. I’m still not close to being healthy. Coronavirus? Maybe.

>> No.13786435

>>13786354
Kek

>> No.13786453

>>13786282
Dominos is fucking amazing in Canada.

Plus you ordered all wrong.

>> No.13786483

>>13786282
Dominos just opened in my small town, but it's carry out only for now. I'm also too drunk to drive.

>> No.13786521

>>13786391
The chicken bacon ranch one I've gotten a few times and has always been good

>> No.13786528

>>13786407
Finally, time to visit congress.

>> No.13786530

>>13786282
Shoulda ordered wings instead of that boring ass pepperoni pizza

>> No.13786534

>>13786418
Well if you have pink eye then it's obviously not the COVID you retard

>> No.13786583

>>13786391
I can't imagine the cheesesteak is good even while drunk. The pizza however is probably hitting the spot.

>> No.13786635

>>13786583
Maybe it's just me but garbage always tastes better when you're hammered.

>> No.13786660

>>13786322
Hey idiot, you just inadvertently said a GOOD thing about Jews. Thanks!

>> No.13786669

>>13786282
>2L coke
Fat

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>>13786282
2.77 for a 2 liter wtf communist hellhole do you live in

>> No.13786776

>>13786583
I ordered the cheese steak and liked it once

>> No.13786936

>>13786391
You need to scrub your faucet.

>> No.13786965

>>13786322
I killed my neighbour’s dog driving drunk, don’t do it anon

>> No.13787023

>>13786965
Their fault for letting it outside, unless you drove into their house, in which case, thems the breaks

>> No.13787352

>>13786674
That's how pizza places work
it costs them 2 dollars for the pizza and they charge you 12
They buy the soda at 40 cents and sell it for 3 bucks
Such is the way of the world
Not exactly communist though

>> No.13788502

>>13786534
You know you can get two different ailments at one time right anon?