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I'm sitting at the airport and I left out a carton of eggs and bananas on my counter. I get back in 8 days. What am I in for?

>> No.13781769

>>13781766
If the eggs aren't broken you wont notice anything, and the bananas will just be a little brown or black at most. Just slide them into a trash bag and you'll be fine, dumb cat.

>> No.13781778

>>13781766
Burglars gonna be slippin' and slidin' on those bananas all week. You're gonna return to a whole mess of unconscious burglars.

>> No.13781830

>>13781766
Well, you're in an airport, so probably coronavirus

>> No.13781839

>>13781830
based and _____-pilled

>> No.13781873

>>13781830
I'm avoiding Asians but that thought did cross my mind

>> No.13782084

>>13781766
A whole mess of fruit flies

>> No.13782098

brown bananas and room temp eggs

>> No.13782156

>>13781769
>>13782098
For the eggs it depends. If OP is a Europoor the eggs should still be ok. But if OP is an Amerimutt chances are they won't be.

>> No.13782179

you could always make banana bread using brown bananas

>> No.13782198

>>13782156
depends, not all egg producing farms wash their eggs the same way

>> No.13782386

>>13781766
>sitting at the airport
Doesn't really matter, you've almost certainly contracted covid-19 at this point so just meditate.

>> No.13783764

>>13781766
Catching covid-19 and then not being allowed back into your country because of flight lockdown.

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13784877

>>13781778

>> No.13784899

Eggs can be outside of the fridge for a while but I don't know if I'd eat them when I got back, considering a new carton of eggs is cheaper than salmonella poisoning hospital bill. The bananas are probably going to be fine. Brown, but fine. If you don't wanna fuck with any of it, simply hold your trash can up to the counter and slide them into it. Problem solved.