/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13778039]

>blows up your house

[Anonymous No.13778044]

>afraid of plain ol' kerosene
lmao pussy

[Anonymous No.13778047]

>>13778044
>cuckime

[Anonymous No.13778087]

>>13778039
Yes, gas leaks are real. Yes, they happen.
However, as long as your system wasn't put in during the '60s and hasn't been maintained since, the risk is low.

[Anonymous No.13778088]

But I can scorch my chili peppers and eggplants

Worth it

[Anonymous No.13778090]

>>13778039
Never had a problem with one, no matter how grody.

Gas ovens on the other hand are a liability.

[Anonymous No.13778091]

the real downside to gas is that it's a bitch to clean, unless you have a really nice one

[Anonymous No.13778093]

>>13778039
>Tiktiktiktiktiktiktik WOOSH

[Anonymous No.13778102]

>>13778039
>be mouthbreathing retard
>blow up your own house
>hurr durr fuck gas

[Anonymous No.13778103]

>>13778093
Based and onomatopoeia-pilled

[Anonymous No.13778104]

>>13778044
>gas stoves
>kerosene

[Anonymous No.13778115]

>>13778102
This is your brain on gas stoves. Get with the times gramps. It’s all about electric stoves now

[Anonymous No.13778124]

Reminder that induction is king

[Anonymous No.13778149]

>>13778093
If it takes more than 2 ticks to light, your stove needs to be replaced.

[Anonymous No.13778176]

>>13778149
>tiktik BOOOM
looks like you had a gas leak

[Anonymous No.13778581]

>>13778047
Get a better portmanteau, retard.

[Anonymous No.13778606]

>>13778039
>slices off your fingertips

[Anonymous No.13778609]

Around gas, NEVER relax

[Anonymous No.13778614]

>>13778609
Holy shit that sucks.

[Anonymous No.13778615]

>>13778103
Underrated yet retarded

[Anonymous No.13778621]

>>13778614
It’s all good man, they were only brown ppl

[Anonymous No.13778630]

>>13778039
>electrocutes you

[Anonymous No.13778825]

>>13778621
Newfag spotted

[Anonymous No.13778853]

>>13778115
>electric stoves

[Anonymous No.13778866]

>>13778090
I've had one with a glass top that shattered at some point. Pretty dangerous.
My brother has left the gas on once or twice. He has no sense of smell.
I've also lit my hands on fire several times, but that's what mittens are for.

[Anonymous No.13778892]

>>13778087
I'm not sure how comforting "the risk was low" will sound when you're lying on the ground with your arms blown off.

[Anonymous No.13779072]

>>13778176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjTZLxekig

[Anonymous No.13779105]

>>13778039
Actually happened recently near me. Killed boomers wife and permanently disabled him

Heard it over 2 miles away

[Anonymous No.13779112]

>>13779105
https://www.wbtv.com/2019/07/31/ballantyne-home-explosion-ruled-accidental-ignited-moments-after-couple-walked-inside/

[Anonymous No.13779373]

>>13778892
The reward > risk

[Anonymous No.13779380]

None of you assholes know what mercaptan is do you?

[Anonymous No.13779385]

>>13779105
Based gas, same as ever i suppose

[Anonymous No.13779393]

>>13779385

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utUWBhYYKiQ

[Anonymous No.13779428]

>Burns down the entire Savanna

[Anonymous No.13779430]

>>13778039
>ruins your stirfry

[Anonymous No.13779437]

>>13778614
what sucks is the oven didnt rip those sheboons in half

[Anonymous No.13779444]

>wets your hand

[Anonymous No.13779536]

>>13778115
>It’s all about electric stoves now
Which are shit.

[Anonymous No.13779550]

>>13778104
>NOOOOO HANK DONT SAY IT!!!

[Anonymous No.13779556]

>>13778039
Does anyone itt know if there's a difference in safety between the ones that are installed into your counter vs the one's that you have to plug in to your wall?

[Anonymous No.13779586]

>>13779556
There isn't really any, in both cases you should have someone who knows what he's doing connect the gas line.

[Anonymous No.13779652]

>>13778149
or you can just use matches

[Anonymous No.13779795]

>lights your ashtray-salvage cigarette
>w-what happened to your eyebrow, anon?

[Anonymous No.13780153]

>>13778606
lowest tier shit knives

[Anonymous No.13780181]

>>13779380
I've been to a gas distribution station and the area surrounding the mercaptan injection part smells like an absolute nightmare.

[Anonymous No.13780714]

>>13778039
I would happily have my house blow up if I didn't need to use these shitty electrical hobs that take ages to heat up and are impossible to cool down.

[Anonymous No.13780775]

>>13780714
This is correct. I'm much more likely to be killed in my car everyday, then having an idiot blow himself up within twenty blocks of my house. People who are afraid of having any risk in life are genetic failures. I'll never go back to an electric coil or glass top stove.

[Anonymous No.13780795]

>>13778892
Only a complete retard could blow themselves up using a gas stove. You have to fill your house up with massive amounts to blow it up.

[Anonymous No.13780804]

Every one has a water heater and those can blow up and it doesn’t matter if they are gas or electric.

[Anonymous No.13781088]

>>13778124
I've got an induction stove top and I still feel like you're wrong.

what have gas shills done to my brain

[Anonymous No.13781186]

>>13778087
OP confirmed millennial faggot
electric
>$5 in elec each time you boil water
gas
>$10 a month to cook all the shit you want

>>13778039
>gas leaks are real
yeah not inside your house stupid where the lines are protected. no one, and i repeat no one has gas leaks inside their house unless you didnt hook something up correctly. and forgot to use tape for the comp fittings.
HOWEVER, there are leaks outside all the time from being exposed to the elements. Gas co came and dug up my whole yard, ripped the meter out of my basement and put it in my yard. from the time i reported smelling gas out front to when they had a bobcat digging up my yard was under an hour, it was impressive.
>>13778088
absolutely this. i fire roast shit all the time right on the stove, cant beat it.
also try cooking on a wok with an electric stove. imagine a flat bottom wok on an element, what a joke. i dont have a ring and it still works fucking great.
>>13778149
just shut up. this is 100% bullshit.
>>13778609
you mean to tell me that those "people" couldnt smell the gas in the air?? if they couldnt then they have must have polyps or some nasal disorder. you can smell 2pt tertiary butyl mercaptan per million thats how strong it is.
>>13778825
BERNOUT detected
>>13779112
theres always a reason for this. gas lines just dont leak on their own its always operator error
>>13779430
>ruins all food
>>13778115
electric is for cooklets. fire is for men.
>>13780181
same with filling up a propane tank somewhere you can smell that shit everywhere.
>>13780804
those have multiple failure points. gas lines are galvonized steel, once taped, sealed and fit together they will not leak if done correctly
>>13778124
induciton is a fucking joke meme. >>13781088 gets it. ive heard stories about people unuable to boil water because of the pulsing of the magnetic inducers. induction is for fucking retards who are afraid they might burn them selves on the heating elements.

[Anonymous No.13782152]

>>13781186
>induction is for fucking retards who are afraid they might burn them selves on the heating elements.
Or people who don't own, nor can they get, an actual stove. And aren't allowed a butane table stove.

[Anonymous No.13783453]

>>13778039
Hyperbole much?

[Anonymous No.13783792]

>>13779444
Checked. Drowns in sink.

[Anonymous No.13783796]

>>13780795
It can literally happen at any time without warning.

[Anonymous No.13783800]

>>13781186
no one asked for your stupid ass fucking running commentary you autistic faggot

[Anonymous No.13783814]

>>13783796

mercaptan smells like rotten eggs you fucking idiot. You smell it well before your "house blows up".

Stop being a stupid prick. It'll serve you better in life when people stop trusting your stupid opinion.

[Anonymous No.13783836]

>>13778039
most ppl in th uk use gas.....every single day.......explosions are a rare occurence

[Anonymous No.13783842]

>>13783814
I guess you've never heard of a supply line connector coming loose while it's in use before. Oh well, maybe you'll find out someday. Moron.

[Anonymous No.13783844]

>>13779795
KEK

[Anonymous No.13783853]

>>13779536
A good induction stove is unbeatable
A crappy one is just meh

[Anonymous No.13783858]

>>13779444
>Not drinking Artisanal, free-range, cruelty-free, paleo, organic, pestecide-free, free-trade, umami, himalayan rock salted water.

Fucking Plebian.

[Anonymous No.13784059]

>>13778609
holy FUCK

[Anonymous No.13784177]

>>13778609
Why did this happen and how to prevent this

[Anonymous No.13784194]

>>13784177
3rd world shit

[Anonymous No.13784214]

>had a gas stove and oven
>furnace broke
>Pulled my mattress in front of the oven, turned the oven up to max, cracked it open, and slept in front of it

That was some comfy stuff lads

[Anonymous No.13784335]

>>13778892
There is higher chance that your gas furnace will blow your house up than the gas stove.

[Anonymous No.13784373]

>>13784177
Gas accumulated in the gas oven and ignited from the flame of the stove. Solution is to use an electric oven.

[Anonymous No.13784381]

>>13784373
>in the oven
So then why does the whole unit launch out of the wall instead of just blowing the door open

[Anonymous No.13784715]

>>13783800
the best things in life are free negro

[Anonymous No.13784747]

>>13778039
Only if you buy a bootleg regulator

[Anonymous No.13784810]

>>13784177
It's gas in close proximity to fire. You do the math.

[Anonymous No.13784876]

>>13784810
That is also how you cook on gas. I can't really tell if you're genuinely retarded or just pretending