Interesting drive through stories

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Interesting drive through stories Anonymous Wed Mar 11 16:00:18 2020 No.13774758 [Reply] [Original]

Anyone got any?

Anonymous Wed Mar 11 16:02:33 2020 No.13774767

Nope, just some stale repost, as per the quota:
>"Hi there, welcome to McDonalds!"
>"Yeah, I'll have, uh, (PROMOTIONAL ITEM), as a meal, with..."
>"I'm sorry, what?"
>"I'll have a (PROMOTIONAL ITEM)... the one on the sign..."
>"...Did you mean (REGULAR MENU ITEM)?"
>"No, a (PROMOTIONAL ITEM)."
>"...One moment. ...Okay, that's one (PROMOTIONAL ITEM), anything else?"
>"Sorry, that was as a meal with fries and a coke."
>"Oh... Okay, anything else?"
>"That's everything."
>"Next window, please."
>Five minutes of the immigrant workers loudly shouting to each other "Is this a (PROMOTIONAL ITEM)?" "I need a (PROMOTIONAL ITEM) for drive-thru!" "What does the (PROMOTIONAL ITEM) box look like?"
>"Thank you, come again."
>it's cold.
Every time.

Anonymous Wed Mar 11 16:03:51 2020 No.13774772

Last week I was driving home from another city and went through the McDonald's drive thru to save time. I ordered a Quarter Pounder and Coke, then drove around to the window and WOW. The lady serving me was so beautiful. I can't stop thinking about her, but she works seven hours away from where I live.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 11 16:05:33 2020 No.13774776 >>13774772 You miss 100% of the shots you don't take man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 11 16:05:51 2020 No.13774777 File: 60 KB, 275x618, 424BCD0B-3179-4F49-9E81-4956D1127650.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13774767 >getting (PROMOTIONAL ITEM) instead of (MEME ITEM)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 11 16:07:06 2020 No.13774783 lemme get UUUUUUHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 11 16:07:24 2020 No.13774784 >>13774758 Yeah, literally spent like 30 minutes in the drive through cause wendys employees are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 11 16:07:26 2020 No.13774785 >>13774772 >>13774776 how easy is it to have a quickie with a McDonald's drive through worker mid shift?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 11 16:08:28 2020 No.13774788 >>13774784 why did you not drive away?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 11 16:09:45 2020 No.13774796 File: 37 KB, 640x480, rc_ms (92).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13774777 >he doesn't only patronize fast food shitboxes for the (PROMOTIONAL ITEM) >actually falling for the (MEME ITEM) scam

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 11 16:10:10 2020 No.13774797 >>13774788 i was halfway in line and was hungry. i'm a stubborn fella.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 11 16:11:58 2020 No.13774810 >>13774785 If they get trash duty, easy due to the concrete barrier. Cameras are fucking everywhere in the crew areas to keep the spics from stealing shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 11 16:13:02 2020 No.13774815 >>13774810 t. Mcdonald's drive thru worker

Anonymous Wed Mar 11 16:31:54 2020 No.13774881

>>13774758
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 11 16:33:06 2020 No.13774886 >>13774881 everytime I read this I wonder, is a mcchicken sauce packet just fucking mayo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 11 17:54:02 2020 No.13775183 >>13774886 More or less, but it has extra shit in it for a different consistency.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 11 21:34:10 2020 No.13775825 >>13774886 >>13775183 It's like watery mayo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 11 21:44:49 2020 No.13775867 >>13775825 its not watery, its the exact same consistency as normal mayo. >>13774881 it tastes almost identical to japanese mayo. its delicious and i also get it everytime for dipping. chicken nuggets are not worth eating without it

Anonymous Wed Mar 11 21:53:47 2020 No.13775899

>>13774758
>kfc drive through with drunk friend
>get bulk nuggets
> hes flirting with the cute girl at the window
>shes loving it, were all having a laugh
>he says "catch this" gesturing to throw a nug for her to catch in her mouth
>he actually throws it
>she fucking catches it perfectly in her mouth and eats its while laughing
>we all erupt into laughter
>her manager sees and starts yelling at her as we drive off
I hope shes ok, it was so much fun.

Anonymous Wed Mar 11 22:13:25 2020 No.13775975

>>13774758
I work at McD's
>we have a white woman and a group of black women who always drive past the pay window and try to get their food; the white woman in particular loves to complain about not getting her food fast enough despite not paying
>today a woman with a heavy Mexican accent ordered a parfait but the OT heard hotcakes
>there was once a guy who got in the DT line at 10:00, tried to order lunch at 10:15, then sperged out when I told him he couldn't order lunch that early, threatening to stay parked until lunch time
>one time I was doing payments for drivethru, asked a customer if X was their order, they said yes, turned over their card, and only the second before I swiped their card did they say uh no our order was Y

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 04:07:09 2020 No.13776717 >>13774758 >implying Umi wouldn't have a detailed list written out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 05:37:02 2020 No.13776828 >>13775975 >DT line Got in the DinoTendies line? I would prefer that to the DriveThru line.

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 05:41:27 2020 No.13776833

One time me and a girl got drunk and went to get some nuggies. After ordering we were waiting for the cars in front of us and she opened the passenger door and threw up. After we got our food I took her back home and helped her brush her teeth then fucked the shit out of her.

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 05:42:41 2020 No.13776835
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>>13774758
>Pull up to drive through
>Only one car in front of me and only one person in it nice
>20 minutes later they get their food that they were ordering for six people
>get handed my food immediately after but it's been sitting for fifteen minutes on the counter so it's already cold.

Every fucking time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 05:44:10 2020 No.13776838 I was at the wendys drive thru tonight and asked if I could pay with discover card at the order box and she replied back “Two iced teas?” and then gave me the wrong order that I only realized when I got home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 05:49:47 2020 No.13776874 File: 51 KB, 822x552, drive-thru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is it drive "thru" instead of through? Thru isn't a fucking word

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 05:51:53 2020 No.13776876 >>13776874 Americ*ns would call it drive throw or they would think its drive thorough. I’ve seen people literally think that through is spelled as thru

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 05:54:33 2020 No.13776879 File: 64 KB, 685x567, 1580300064522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13776876 >drive thorough

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 06:08:44 2020 No.13776889 >>13776879 Drive Tho-ruff

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 06:12:06 2020 No.13776894 >>13776874 signs cost more per letter and when you have 1,600 locations it really adds up

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 06:14:32 2020 No.13776900 >>13776838 my dad has a trick he calls the "taco bell special" where you go through and don't order but you pay and get whatever the person behind you ordered.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 07:12:00 2020 No.13777002 >>13774767 What item

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 07:16:55 2020 No.13777012 >>13777002 (PROMOTIONAL ITEM)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 07:20:07 2020 No.13777018 >>13777002 The only item worth getting at a fast food restaurant. The vaunted (PROMOTIONAL ITEM).

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 07:20:39 2020 No.13777019 >>13776900 that move has white trash written all over it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 07:31:54 2020 No.13777041 >>13776900 I'm not sure that qualifies as a trick.

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 08:39:26 2020 No.13777145

I drove through the Burger King drive through once at like 3AM. My friends were chuckling while I poker faced. I tried it mostly to see what would; happen because my driver side window wouldn't roll down and they got mad at me. I don't know why though would since I didn't hit anything and there was no one else around at that hour.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 09:05:04 2020 No.13777204 >>13774758 Worked at a Maccies for a while Once had a guy order a large Sprite and seven BBQ sauce packets

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 10:12:21 2020 No.13777351

The melanin-enriched fellows at my local Wendys never get my order right. A few nights ago I got a Baconator and specifically asked for mustard, pickles, onions, no mayo. The fellow even repeated it back to me. Then I get home and find it's just the regular baconator. How do I stand up for myself next time?

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 14:39:04 2020 No.13777979

>>13777351
You check your item count before leaving the drive thru and check your special orders before leaving.
It's just the nature of fast food places, they're fast because they have a streamlined menu, custom orders throw them off and some of them are in their zombie flow mode and don't even notice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 14:40:23 2020 No.13777982 >>13777041 You're tricking the person behind you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 15:32:21 2020 No.13778114 >>13777351 Utter the word of power until they get the order right

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 15:37:04 2020 No.13778123 >>13778114 This

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 15:42:33 2020 No.13778138 >>13777982 But you’re still paying, so you could end up paying more than what you intended to spend originally.. if it was a trick he would have gotten free food. Anon your dad sounds like a class a retard.

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 16:15:50 2020 No.13778219

Had some bitch flash her tits at me while I was working drive thru. It was a great moment, but my memory of it is so hazy damn. These days I was working overnight, has its ups and downs honestly. If I had to do it again Id do the overnight shift again.

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 16:52:24 2020 No.13778324

>>13776835
i used to swing by my local Burger King every once in a while for a shake after work but quit going after realizing everyone is there to buy fuckloads of food for their (presumably) fat kids. nothing like ordering one thing in the drive through only to sit behind a whole line of people getting three bags and two drink trays per car.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 16:55:35 2020 No.13778331 >>13778114 >>13778123 How to get banned from Wendy’s in one step

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 16:58:11 2020 No.13778339

>>13774758
>at the shittiest mcdonalds in the area
>going through drive through
>driver in front of me pays at the first window
>goes to drive forward and slowly drives left into the wall
>doesnt understand what is happpening starts to press the gas more
>finally backs up and realizes what happened
>drive off without getting their order
>I tell the lady at the second window what happened after she tried to hand me their order
>they ordered two sodas and thats it
fucking either drunk or all fucked up on something

>at the same mcdonalds
>it has a double lane to order that joins into one lane to pay/pickup
>i pull up in the first lane
>hear two clicks on the speaker
>ive seen a cone in front of this lane before
>dont hear anything for like a minute
>another car pulls up in lane 2 and a female cashier comes on over the speaker
>i yell what the fuck pretty loudly
>a different guy comes over my speaker and yells back that hes going as fast as he can
>i say sorry and we laugh about it when i pay

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 16:58:46 2020 No.13778340

>used to work night shift at Krystal
>one time a couple of obviously drunk dudes hit the drive thru and order a ton of shit
>tell them to pull around
>couple minutes pass and they never pulled around
>go outside and see their car sitting just in front of the order box
>BOTH of the dudes are now passed out
>wake them up and then they come pay for their food
>call the cops on them after they leave

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 17:02:16 2020 No.13778352 >>13774785 Can I get uuuuuhhhhh the sex with that? ;) Most coom-headed thing I've seen today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 17:04:49 2020 No.13778355 >>13774881 Wait a sec. Isn't it really just mayo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 17:05:11 2020 No.13778356 >>13778352 Where do you think you are?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 17:09:30 2020 No.13778370 I went to taco Bell to get the chicken fries platter and they gave me the burrito. The guy apologized and gave me both anyways.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 17:10:24 2020 No.13778373 >>13778356 A place where I'm free to rip on retards and the fields are ripe for ripping.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 17:12:54 2020 No.13778378 >>13778355 For the hundredth time, no. McChicken sauce is a mayo-style sauce with a bit of mustard powder added to it (covered under Spices in the ingredients list).

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 17:14:03 2020 No.13778384 i used to always pick my nose and eat it while i ordered at the speaker then one day an employee informed me they have cameras there

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 17:15:05 2020 No.13778390 >>13778373 Hopefully it’s a nice change of pace for you >>13778384 Based

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 17:17:37 2020 No.13778394

>>13774772
my local Arby's used to EXCLUSIVELY hire underage high school girls to work their drive through, it was my favorite place to get food at because they were always bubbly and happy or super awkward over what looked to be their first job. I drive a Mustang at the time too and they were always asking about my car, im sure i could have gotten some phone numbers if i was more into Jailbate.

i could tell immediately when there was a change in management when suddenly there were men and old hags at the window instead of the usual QTs.

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 17:21:21 2020 No.13778406
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similar to >>13778340 but with more instant justice

>used to be a manager at Whataburger
>nice part of town, but we had a cop overnight anyway
>typical 2AM bar rush, college town, fun night
>fuck, I kinda miss working the grill, even though I make like $150k now in a comfy office job, wish I could pick up a grill shift on a sunday
>anyway
>end of bar rush, way slow, about 3:45AM, where we get like one customer per hour
>young dude pulls up to the drive-thru in an ~$80k BMW, I remember looking it up and being amazed at the cost
>slurs his order for a Whataburger™ Patty Melt™ and an "ngschweeed tea"
>a few minutes go by and he didn't make it to either window
>he's passed the fuck out wasted in his car
>cop goes out, gets him out of the car, calls backup and gets the guy and the car into the parking lot
>guy leaves in the cop car, car leaves with a towing truck
>~21-year-old kid's 3rd or 4th DUI offense, cop comes back in and says he's going to jail for a few years for sure
>clearly rich daddy's money, had it made, fucked his stupid life up

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 17:33:19 2020 No.13778440

>Workin a graveyard shift at McDicks in a super ghetto neighborhood
>Lobby duty is called Jail Duty and customers always asking for the code to get into the maximum security bathroom
>Lobby is now closed and hoodlums are standing at the gates in confusion
>Someone gets stabbed in the drive thru
>Manager is informed
>Shrugs
>Helicopter light shines on the restaurant
>Police blockade roads around our restaurant
>Massive influx of customers from people frustrated in traffic
>I'm on headset taking orders seeing the chaos, some kind of fog grenades are dropped by the cruisers, barely can see traffic lights or other businesses outside my window
>Can't hear orders over sirens and car chase
>Hot babes pull up to my window I take their order there
>2 Hot n Spicy McChickens and a Shamrock McFlurry
>hella potsmoke coming out their window
>They hand over payment...
>It's a bag of weed
>Smile and say, "We only take money here!"
>Babes giggle
>Hand over a blunt to my lips
>I pull my head back and they finally hand over a debit card
>Manager and coworker behind me barely noticed

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 17:36:01 2020 No.13778448 >>13778406 why did you mention you make 150k in the middle of the story? Is that your way of lording over us pathetic cretins?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 17:56:00 2020 No.13778493 >>13778440 >not just taking the bag of weed and deleting their order off the screen retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 17:56:24 2020 No.13778494 >>13774881 McChicken sauce? You mean Mayo? You sick fuck.

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 17:59:47 2020 No.13778509

>>13774758
>could I please get 16 nuggets and a large drink
>sorry we can't sell 16 nuggets
>oh are you out of nuggets?
>no we just can't sell 16 nuggets
>why not?
>we can only sell packs of 6, 10, and 20
>...so can I get a pack of 6 and a pack of 10?
>yes please drive through to the next window

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 18:00:08 2020 No.13778512

>>13774758
>be unsuspecting driver of two friends
>roll up to baker’s drive thru
>friend looks at the speaker
>”welcome to bakers what would you like?”
>”um, yeah, I think I’ll have a NIGGER”
>”w-what?”
>”I said I’d like a nigger”
>explosive laughing in car
>nobody was prepared for this
>drive thru lady tries asking if we actually want something or if we are just being jerks
>”yeah i’d Like a papa meal number 1 with a coke but also i’d really like that nigger on the side”
>I don’t order anything because I don’t want piss and loogie food
>everything goes very normally after we leave the speaker
I’m surprised we didn’t get recorded, attacked, threatened, or anything else. They definitely did gross shit to the food though. Neither me nor the other friend had any idea that the third friend was planning on suddenly harassing this random worker with racial slurs, but it was pretty fucking funny since it was so impromptu.

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 18:02:12 2020 No.13778518

>>13774881
>>13774886
>>13778355
>>13778378
Adding some mustard to mayo is pretty common, or at least I do when I make my own. It also seems to depend on the McDonald's.
The website doesn't say "McChicken" sauce, it just says mayonnaise, for the US, UK, and Australia. But for Canada they do apparently have their own special mayo, "mayo style sauce", with mustard added and a few other things. Not sure if it's pure Canada's food rules or not that they can't call it mayo. Chick fil a puts in "mustard flour", but it's still labeled as "real mayo" here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 18:04:16 2020 No.13778532 >>13774767 Yep. That's how my first visit for Wendy's breakfast went.

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 18:08:00 2020 No.13778545

>>13774758
I have never worked at a fast food restaurant.

>Go to burger king
>They had a burger called the "A1 Ultimate bacon Cheese burger". So I ordered it.
>The girl read back my order and said "Bacon double cheese burger?"
>No, "A1 Ultimate bacon Cheese burger"
>"Do you want that as a meal", no.
>"anything else" no. "that will be $1.60".....
>You got my order wrong.
>"you ordered a cheese burger?",
>no. I ordered an "A1 Ultimate bacon Cheese burger", "oh ok"..........
>I guess I will get the total at the window.

>Now I did get the correct "burger", but mine did not look like the one on the menu.
>In fact it was about half the height, there were 3 partial strips of bacon on it 3 pieces of onion, and it looked like a bookcase fell on it.

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 18:11:43 2020 No.13778555

>>13774758
>go to mcdoandals
>order big mic w/no pickle combo because I want bread and lettuce sandwich
>get to first window and woman asks if I wanted EXTRA pickle
>"uhhhh no, I want no pickle thanks!"
>she tells me in a joking way that I would be one of the people who would come back to complain and ask for a new one
>spill my spaghetti and say uhhhhhhh no, I'd just take it off
>drive to second window and immediately run away

mcodnalds

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 18:16:44 2020 No.13778560 >>13776900 ive done this but convinced them I was just passing thru and then took the food..

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 18:20:33 2020 No.13778566

>>13778448
It was a way of showing how personally useless working a shift at a fast food restaurant would be to me other than as an actual 100% personal choice to just do it for the wonderful zen of cooking burgers and other grill items. It's comfy, and I recall that being one of the few times (sans drugs/alcohol) where I could actually shut my brain off and just flow. It's like a meditation of sorts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 18:28:24 2020 No.13778579 >>13778493 >doing drugs faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 18:31:34 2020 No.13778584 >>13778390 The only thing more coom obsessed than horny 4chan teenagers is Indian men on Facebook. You gotta admit there's decent entertainment to be found there. Horny men are wonderfully inventive in their retardation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 18:33:00 2020 No.13778587 >>13778566 Man if you can't find a flow state in your work I'm sorry for you. It's one of the biggest indicators of job satisfaction.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 18:33:00 2020 No.13778588 >>13774777 What qualifies as a meme item?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 18:38:32 2020 No.13778600 >>13778545 I have, without exaggeration, never in my life from any fast food location received a sandwich that looked like the picture on the menu, not sure what you expected there

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 18:39:49 2020 No.13778604 >>13775825 You must be getting the spit burgers

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 18:40:32 2020 No.13778607 >>13778584 >>13778603 Case and point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 18:41:21 2020 No.13778613 >>13776828 No, the deepthroat line where you get blowjobs with extra mcchicken sauce

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 18:42:23 2020 No.13778617 >>13776874 >he used isn't

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 18:44:48 2020 No.13778626 >>13777204 Probably dieting

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 18:48:58 2020 No.13778637
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>>13774758
>on break from work
>decide to get taco bell
>girlfriend calls me as I get to the drive thru
>talking to her
>order my food
>pull up to the window
>girl working there went to high school with me
>starts talking to me
>still on the phone
>distracted
>pay for my stuff and start driving off
>girl yells
>she hadn't handed me my food yet
>reverse back to the window
>awkwardly laugh
>get food
>hit the gas
>still in reverse
>fucking fly backwards
>almost hit the car behind me
>people are staring
>drive off
>don't show my face there for a month
I guess that's what I deserve for being a rude fuck and not putting the phone down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 18:59:48 2020 No.13778649 >>13778493 In big boy pants wagey world we have to count our cashier drawers and account for food waste or recieve write ups to being fired. Also being impaired by a substance is bad for work performance.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 19:06:09 2020 No.13778667 >>13778637 You deserve a bullet for talking on the phone while driving

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 19:07:31 2020 No.13778672

>>13774767
Their screens are always out of date and to put in a discount a manager needs to scan his fingerprint on a machine. I had the headset a few nights ago and they gave me the wrong lane headset. I notified the other employee, some fat girl: can you switch headsets with me so our customers can ACTUALLY see the orders as we punch it into the system?
"Um no I can't work the busy lane Im making fries"
"But the lanes are the same."
Manager tells her. We switch headsets. New employee clocks in when I'm on break. I go back. They switched the lanes back.
They won't switch em back.
Have same conversation with every customer for hours about the lane switch. Damn fat girl don't work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 19:07:51 2020 No.13778674 >>13778649 >not sharing the weed with your shift manager in exchange for him writing off the food as waste lmaoing @ your life

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 19:33:29 2020 No.13778746 >>13778566 Right, but adding you make a six figure income has no point to any of that lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 19:34:16 2020 No.13778748 >>13774881 i'm well aware this pasta predates my current cum rag nonetheless, there is something absolutely mesmerizing about it, it is a modern work of art bravo, mcdonald's eCommerce employee, bravo

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 19:36:42 2020 No.13778758 >>13778579 >working at mcdonalds

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 19:37:50 2020 No.13778763 >>13778324 Get out of your car and go inside you lazy mutt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 19:38:55 2020 No.13778769 >>13778649 >count are cash drawers >read: "DELETE THE ORDER" >fast food restaurants actually accounting for food waste hahahahhahahahhahahahahah you've never worked fast food in your life faggot retard

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 19:39:38 2020 No.13778770

>>13778746
It does, though. Given a meagre income, taking an extra shift at a fast food joint known to pay pretty well compared to other places has potential tangible financial benefits relative to a low-earner's income, at the very least enough for a nice meal or other reward you'd get from extra play money. It serves as a juxtaposition to cause a bit of dissonance in what the reader would perceive as someone who would actually care to work at a fast food restaurant. If someone currently on minimum wage intimated that they'd take an extra shift at another fast food job, you'd pretty much just assume "Why not, it's another few hours for extra money." This is in contrast to someone who reaps no relative benefit from taking those extra hours beyond the innate experience from working that shift, compensation being a non-factor.

Man, it's not that important, and it's odd that you focused in on it so hard. While it may come across as braggish, it's clear that there's a storytelling intent behind this beyond trying to dick measure anonymously. No one gives a damn about people making cash here, but it's relation to the story has meaning, if only a small detail.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 19:41:34 2020 No.13778774 >>13775899 Wholesome

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 19:42:38 2020 No.13778778

>>13778493
>>13778769
You can't delete items from a finalized order without a manager/team lead approval in pretty much any fast food place. Voiding the sale also requires manager sign-in for this very scenario. You're right about fast food places being terrible about accounting for food waste, though. I recall eyeballing it most of the time, although we did get strict occasionally when it became a problem.

I never had any issue with folks eating remakes or grabbing stuff that was past hot hold time, and luckily it never really became an issue.

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 19:44:39 2020 No.13778787

>>13774758
>go to taco bell at 11pm
>sign says for security, they don't take walk up orders in the drive thru
>see a bum at the window
>he gets pissed they won't serve him because he's in a car
>gets in a physical altercation with the girl at the window
>suddenly see a big black arm reach through the window, grab the bum by the collar, and practically pull him inside through the window
>just as quickly shoved him back out
>bum couldn't keep his balance from the force of the push and walls on his ass 5 some feet away from the window
>he gets up, screams something incoherent then walks off

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 19:45:18 2020 No.13778791 >>13778778 >not having the manager's pin after two days of working since 99% of the time they can't don't want to be bothered with shit like that kill yourself and go back

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 19:45:32 2020 No.13778795 >>13778649 >Also being impaired by a substance is bad for work performance In normal and higher end kitchens everyone is drunk, high, or on blow. I imagine at fast food places it's even fucking worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 19:57:19 2020 No.13778833 >>13778795 Just weed mostly. We would hit dab pens and dry capes in the walk in cooler at a sub shop I worked at. General manager did it the most so literally anyone could.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 20:00:06 2020 No.13778839 >>13778770 What do you do anyway?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 20:12:45 2020 No.13778879 >>13778839 Pontificate using scary big words.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 20:26:15 2020 No.13778916 >>13778748 i read it everytime too, its like a little treat for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 20:42:49 2020 No.13778977 >>13778667 Ehh. I admit my past mistakes.

Anonymous Thu Mar 12 21:10:53 2020 No.13779067
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>>13774758
There's a liquor store down the road from where I live. I go there at least once a week because they have my favorite whiskey at a much lower prices than the other places around me. There's a cutie Pakistani girl that works the window a lot, but I keep it very straightforward and business like. Mostly because I live in flyover central, and I'm sure she has lots of drunks hit on her all the time. She recognizes me when I pull up and always gets me my fifth of Knob Creek, and I hand her exact change. I'm actually a relatively attractive guy, and she always gives me a nice big smile and is kind of flirty, but I don't reciprocate. A couple months ago I pulled up to the window to get my weekly bottle, and, no shit, as I pull up to the window it starts snowing. She opens the window and looks wide-eyed at the snowflakes and says "Oh wow, this is the first snow I've seen since I moved here!" in a really thick accent. I say "Oh wow, that's really cool! Just a fifth." She gets it and as I drive off I say "Be safe driving home tonight," then went home, got drunk and shitposted on here and /tg/ probably. Lol, I could have got laid so easy, but I'm too autistic to care.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 21:13:21 2020 No.13779076 >>13779067 >casual comment about the weather >totally couldve gotten laid bro based retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 21:13:44 2020 No.13779078 >>13779067 Buddy. No. Buddy. That's not a getting laid situation. Cashiers aren't nice to you because they want your dick. Fucks like you are the reason I finally deleted FB. Guys were hitting me up from work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 21:24:44 2020 No.13779110 >>13779067 cool story bro. thanks for sharing! PS ur an enormous faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 21:28:12 2020 No.13779120 >>13778839 business intelligence consultant

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 21:33:36 2020 No.13779140 >>13778600 that's too bad. I have many times. and it pays to complain to them when they don't. they send you cards for free food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 22:14:26 2020 No.13779247 File: 598 KB, 1080x1061, 20200312_211308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13779076 Context matters, but you aren't wrong. >>13779078 I could easily sleep with you. >>13779110 You're welcome

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 12 23:21:07 2020 No.13779479 >be me >very drunk >drive to mcd's >pay for my shit and recieve said shit >drive away what's so hard

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 00:08:11 2020 No.13779618

I have two. In two parts, because it's too long.

>Be me.
>Working cashier.
>It's 1am. The lane is empty, the pre-bar rush was usually slow or dead at this location.
>Tone in earpiece. Either a customer has pulled up or the damn sensor's on the blink again (it was just repaired).
>"Thanks for choosing McD's, may I take your order please?"
>Customer, with a deep male voice: "Yes I'll have Double Quarter meal, large fries and a coke."
>"Okay sir, that'll be (whatever this cost in 1995 money)."
>Customer, angrily: "THANK YOU."
>Me - WTF did I do wrong?
>Minivan pulls up to window.
>Floral dress. Whore red lipstick. Big blue eyeshadow. Mountain man beard. A fucking bonnet, I shit you not.
>Possibly the quickest I have ever witted, me: "I'm sorry Ma'am, you have a really deep voice."
>It laughs. Order goes smoothly from there.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 00:09:25 2020 No.13779622

>>13779618

And here's how I quit.

>Working cashier.
>Friend who hired in with me, working expedite.
>A line is building up. It's bar rush, and things are not moving, the grill, 4 of the urban ghetto's finest, is standing around chatting and not making food.
>Call back a special order. Hear back, "White boy think he getting a special."
>Manager, who was sitting in the office doing paperwork during this rush, like the useless shit she always was, comes out, sees the line, screams at me and my friend for not moving the line faster.
>Explain that we're not getting order out of the kitchen. The bin is empty, the ready-trays are empty, and there's one order at a time on the grill.
>manager, literally: Then why didn't you come tell me?
>Lady, literally come out of the office for once and nobody would have to tell you.
>You're suspended!
>Cool I quit, go fuck yourself.
>Friend and I go to 5 person crashpad we shared.
>The next day, restaurant calls up. Begs us to come back, the store manager who knew the score tells us the night manager's been shuffled to another franchisee store, he'll be covering nights, and will get the place shipshape. I counter with, "Only coming back for a raise." Done, get an extra buck an hour, which was actually worth something then.
>Two weeks later, the exact same situation. New night manager, in the office, new grill workers, not making orders. Rush, line around the place.
>FuckthisI'moutpartII.exe
>New job the next day, in retail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 00:11:45 2020 No.13779626 >>13778394 I hope they didn't have to do anything unpleasant to get their job.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 00:14:30 2020 No.13779629 >>13779618 Cute. Almost wholesome despite the degeneracy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 00:15:08 2020 No.13779633 >>13779479 >Driving drunk Hope you slam headfirst into a telephone pole and die upon impact, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 00:16:37 2020 No.13779636 i hate when they ask me to drive up and park and someone will run my food out. i always say no and wait there until i am served

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 00:17:10 2020 No.13779638 >>13779629 Liberal city. One makes do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 00:29:52 2020 No.13779677 File: 89 KB, 336x365, 1571073054463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13779633

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 01:03:43 2020 No.13779787 >>13779247 >pube beard >yellow teeth >toothpick neck Yeah maybe compared to other paki guys you might be above average but if a 7/10 white guy shows up your done for.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 01:34:31 2020 No.13779868
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>>13779636
>deinking with roommate after work, he really wants Cane's.
>try to talk him into something else because I don't want to drive and Cane's is for nerds, it's probably closed anyway, it's like 12:30AM
>he looks it up, nah drivethrough is open til 2:00AM
>flip a coin, he calls it, well motherfucker, I guess we're going to Cane's
>take back route through the hood because I'm noided about getting pulled over
>pull into Cane's, there is only one car parked outside, the lobby closes at sundown.
>it's a fucking police cruiser
>oh god fucking damn it
>roommate calls me a faggot and tells me to calm down
>he slurrs the fuck out of his order and I have to repeat it so the lady working the window can even understand what he wanted
>he pays and the lady tells us to pull off to the side and wait a minute
>I am thinking this is extremely odd and am getting really fucking anxious
>roommate continues to not give a shit
>about eight minutes later when I am about to nope the fuck out of there we see the side door open
>the lady comes out with the cop
>my heart stops beating
>they walk out to the car and the cop taps on my window
>roommate has also casually ceased to acknowledge his surroundings at all
>the drivethrough lady hands us the food and the reciept and tells us good night
>the cop says nothing and escorts her back inside

turns out the place got robbed and a cashier got shot two days prior so they had heightened security on night shifts and I was just being a paranoid faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 01:37:20 2020 No.13779872 >>13779868 Maybe don't drive while drunk in the future.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 01:48:49 2020 No.13779889 >>13779868 do you happen to be an enriched melanin individual?

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 02:23:11 2020 No.13779934

Oh Christ, here we go.
>be me
>be bilingual, German and English
>Sometimes slip into German when I drink too much, despite being in the company of English speaking friends
>Half the Time I don’t even realize this happens because my friends just roll with it and pretend to know what I’m saying
>One day, I pre-game a little too hard, and I’m slurring Deutsch by ten before half of them get to my apartment
>Normally we just get dinner and play vidya, so it’s not like it’s an issue
>Get carted along to get some fast food
>Not really paying attention until they pull a little too far in the drive through
>Apparently, they thought it would be funny to see how the poor, underpaid employee would deal with my drunk ass speaking in tongues
>Think “fuck it, I can do this, we’re just getting the usual”
>Go through the order in my head
>vomit out guttural nazi speak
>”I’m sorry, could you say that slower?”
>poor woman on the other end sounds like she’s trying so hard
>go through it again, slower, but get caught off long before I finish
>”I-I’m sorry, I don’t understand.”
>My drunk ass isn’t even processing what she’s saying, I think she’s just cutting me off to fuck with me
>This happens again, and my friends are trying not to laugh at my visible frustration
>As she cuts me off again, I snap and yell at the top of my lungs some shit like
> ICH WILL BÜRGER FUCKING SHEIßKOPF
>It’s quiet for a moment
>I can hear quiet, but audible sobbing
>friends fucking bail and go to a different drive through
>get told this story the next afternoon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 03:44:00 2020 No.13780070 >Pull up to pay station, Mcdonald's at 2 AM >Drop my credit card while trying to hand it to the cashier >Have to get out of the car and look for it on the ground It's not much but I felt like such a goober

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 03:45:14 2020 No.13780071 File: 323 KB, 448x696, well memed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13774881 the three for free autism always gets me

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 03:47:02 2020 No.13780074

>me and the bros go to drive thru
>literally only one guy working there at night
>The four of us want to pay seperately so we ask if we can
>he says no and that we should use the drive thru each time someone wants a new order
>end up circling Mcdonalds 4 times

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 04:08:16 2020 No.13780115 Not very interesting but back when it was a thing I saw some guy doing that cup song game behind the drive-thru window. He noticed me watching and put his cups away in shame. I was just enjoying the show.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 04:16:49 2020 No.13780121 >>13778448 Anon lacks any real substance and feels that he needs to be defined by how much money he pretends to make. It’s a common trait of douchey fuckheads

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 06:41:36 2020 No.13780330 >>13774758 i got pulled over in the drive thru lane which fucked everyone over behind me

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 06:49:20 2020 No.13780337

Not drive through but /ck/ related

I regularly practice knife-throwing in my backyard (maybe not the hobby you imagine for a vegan, but there we are), where my somewhat dilapidated garden shed is located. I've painted a target in white paint on the planks of the door and try to harness my skills by steadily increasing the distance. Anyways about two years ago I was going about this usual business and missed. Instead of colliding with the door, the blur of the knife shot by the edge of the door and buried itself in the soil.

Except it didn't. There was a horrible noise, which I cannot liken to anything else really, but it obviously emanated from a living thing in absolute agony. I ran behind the shed and saw a spasming grey heap racing around on the lawn. It was a mature opossum, circling mindlessly, obviously so brain-damaged as to have lost all sense of direction. The blade of the knife was embedded horizontally in its skull. I looked at it for half minute, trying to imprint its poor face in my memory, then stomped on its head, as hard as my legs would stomp, to bring an end to its tortured state.

Though it is admittedly disgusting, I felt a sacred obligation to not let its body go to waste. I spent the rest of the afternoon skinning and disemboweling the wretched creature, and then made a sort of “goulash” out of its remaining flesh. As shocking of an ordeal as the whole thing was, it made for a decent dish.

Microwaving it at work the next day was met with disgust and several HR complaints though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 07:11:36 2020 No.13780363 >>13779622 ahem FUCK NIGHT SHIFT

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 07:13:04 2020 No.13780366

>>13774758
Aus fags might understand this.

>"hi welcome to Maccas, what can I get you?"
>"hey yeah I'll get a crispy chicken clubhouse meal, cheers"
>Favourite burger of all. Chicken fillet, Big Mac sauce, Caramlised Onion, Lettuce, Tomato, Swiss Cheese, Bacon, Brioche Bun. Remember these ingredients..
>"we don't do a crispy chicken clubhouse"
>"what? you guys had them a week ago though"
>"we don't do it anymore, but you can get a spicy crispy chicken clubhouse"
>"uh, okay I'll get that"
>I like spicy food so no big deal
>get home and start to tuck into my burger
>It's the same fucking burger.. EVERYTHING is the same, except one thing
>Chicken fillet, Big Mac sauce, Caramlised Onion, Lettuce, Tomato, Swiss Cheese, Bacon, Brioche Bun
>Sriracha...
>Literally the only difference on it is Sriracha sauce..

Not complaining, but honestly what the fuck. Can't keep both of them as an option?

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 07:29:10 2020 No.13780385
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>>13778637
>drinking in garage with friends
>past midnight
>go to Taco Bell
>everyone screams into the intercom what we want
>"that'll be $40.37 at the window"
>cop pulls up behind in line
>everyone stops goofing around
>serious pressure builds up by the time we get to window
>guy opens window
>"you have the big order?"
>no other cars in the line except for cop
>"yes, sir"
>"okay one second."
>closes window
>awkward minute passes by
>"you guys want any sauce?"
>"extra fire sauce please."
>"okay, here you go! have a good one!"
>gives us food
>closes window
>driver looks at us
>"wtf do I do? he didn't take my card?"
>he slowly drives away
>everyone is cringing as we slowly inch forward
>make it home
>everyone is laughing as we eat like pigs

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 07:33:10 2020 No.13780387 >>13780366 how much does the spicy cost compared to the regular? also you can always order it without the "hot" sauce

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 07:34:56 2020 No.13780391 >>13780387 Same price! But nah I like spicy, just think it's weird that they would remove the original from the menu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 08:07:04 2020 No.13780427 >>13774758 gf and I went thru to Jack in the Box at 4AM, order ended up being free because their systems went down a second after we ordered a bunch of shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 08:09:48 2020 No.13780432 >>13778667 a bullet? ok mr. black

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 08:40:59 2020 No.13780491 >>13774772 Find her. Date her. Cum inside her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 08:42:13 2020 No.13780496 >>13775899 Never happened

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 08:45:50 2020 No.13780504 >>13778406 Show me the newspaper clip

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 08:48:57 2020 No.13780516 >>13778603 Show pics

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 08:51:16 2020 No.13780518 >>13779934 this isn't a funny story anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 09:00:09 2020 No.13780539 >>13779934 Are you below 30?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 09:03:16 2020 No.13780549 >>13780504 >rich white guy fucked up there's no way reporting on that was ever suppressed I've got news for you. You've Mandelaed into a new reality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 09:04:31 2020 No.13780557 File: 8 KB, 223x226, images (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >order a coke with my meal >chinese guy working the soda fountain

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 09:41:41 2020 No.13780636 >>13780518 OP wanted interesting stories, not funny ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 10:27:14 2020 No.13780721 >>13780363 Funny enough, I just quit another nightshift job as manager/dispatcher for a car service. Decently paying, but maximum aggravation. Fuck CUSTOMER SERVICE nightshift, in particular.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 10:31:03 2020 No.13780727 File: 403 KB, 1920x1080, 1569107554163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13774767 the plight of the white middle class woah

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 10:32:10 2020 No.13780731 >>13774785 very easy when the employee is a coomer and the client a whore

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 10:39:50 2020 No.13780737 >>13778394 lol imagine being a coomer and giving an easy job for free to teen sluts God forbid men too should easily find a job amirite? no wonder women think they are princesses and feel entitled to any shit nowadays

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 10:43:35 2020 No.13780741

I'm a tulipnigger btw
>go to mcDicks
>order whatever
>Girl working windows hands me a free cheeseburger
>'Thanks but why?'
>To celebrate McDrive has been in the netherlands for 200 years now
>'Are you sure about that?
>Uhhh yeah I work here while rolling her eyes
>well thanks

The cheeseburger was cold

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 10:49:02 2020 No.13780759 >>13778406 >I miss my grill job now that I make 150 grand Ask me how I know this story didn't happen

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 10:57:33 2020 No.13780776 File: 1019 KB, 500x280, 1565934231889.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13779626 I hope they did

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 11:15:43 2020 No.13780815

>>13774758
>be 2 days ago
>placed order at McD's drive through
>proceed ahead, stop, couple cars ahead of me
>behind me, another car finished giving their order and drives forward, just behind me
>this vehicle may or may not have cut in front of some old cunt in the adjacent drive through who must have also finished giving her order and was about to drive ahead
>old bitch lays on her horn at car behind me, eventually gets out of her vehicle to confront the unfortunate drive through-goer
>after hearing something along the lines of "why are you being so aggressive?" from other car, old bitch goes back to hers and literally holds her horn down continuously in the packed drive through
>stick my head out window and tell old bitch to shut the fuck up, what's the matter with her and to calm the fuck down
>hear meek, softspoken "what's the matter with... your language? Are you uh stupid?" in response
>Realize I had been given such a verbal slapdown that I shrink back into my car in silent defeat and embarrassment
>drive ahead, pay for my coffee, and leave before I die of shame

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 11:16:47 2020 No.13780817 >go to taco bell at night >pull up to window and try to give my card to qt cashier >smiles at me, "uh, you know what, i got it" >get my food for free >drive off i dont understand

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 11:23:10 2020 No.13780824 >>13780815 Wait. What?

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 11:25:14 2020 No.13780833

>>13780824
>be 2 days ago
>placed order at McD's drive through
>proceed ahead, stop, couple cars ahead of me
>behind me, another car finished giving their order and drives forward, just behind me
>this vehicle may or may not have cut in front of some old cunt in the adjacent drive through who must have also finished giving her order and was about to drive ahead
>old bitch lays on her horn at car behind me, eventually gets out of her vehicle to confront the unfortunate drive through-goer
>after hearing something along the lines of "why are you being so aggressive?" from other car, old bitch goes back to hers and literally holds her horn down continuously in the packed drive through
>stick my head out window and tell old bitch to shut the fuck up, what's the matter with her and to calm the fuck down
>hear meek, softspoken "what's the matter with... your language? Are you uh stupid?" in response
>Realize I had been given such a verbal slapdown that I shrink back into my car in silent defeat and embarrassment
>drive ahead, pay for my coffee, and leave before I die of shame

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 11:27:41 2020 No.13780840

>>13780833
>>stick my head out window and tell old bitch to shut the fuck up, what's the matter with her and to calm the fuck down
>>hear meek, softspoken "what's the matter with... your language? Are you uh stupid?" in response
>>Realize I had been given such a verbal slapdown that I shrink back into my car in silent defeat and embarrassment
>>drive ahead, pay for my coffee, and leave before I die of shame
>>13780815

Is this sarcasm? Or did the meek softspoken insane women actually embarrass you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 11:30:54 2020 No.13780847 >>13780840 >Is this sarcasm? No, I felt genuinely struck by her confused, timid retort of "what's the matter with... your language" and her asking if I was stupid when I told her to shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 11:31:01 2020 No.13780848 >>13778588 At he moment, chicken sandwiches I expect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 11:36:27 2020 No.13780866 >>13780847 Why? You were in the right. Correct?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 11:42:45 2020 No.13780895 >>13780866 Jesus

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 11:44:15 2020 No.13780900 >>13780895 So am I stupid, or are you? I am now genuinely confused by your retorts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 12:09:37 2020 No.13780974 >>13780504 This happened I believe back in 2013 while I was a junior in college. Not sure if there would be a news article over it anyway, DUIs don't get a news article unless they kill someone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 12:11:49 2020 No.13780982 >>13780759 It's all true. I don't miss the job, but there's part of me that thinks it would be nice every now and then, like once a week for a few hours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 12:13:36 2020 No.13780989 >>13780847 Are you a foreigner, or what? What country?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 12:17:51 2020 No.13780998 >>13780737 Yeah wow serving fast food talk about life on easy mode huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 12:53:07 2020 No.13781089 >>13780741 dog bless the dutch

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 12:58:55 2020 No.13781113 >>13774758 >used to get off work at 10 pm >decided to go to burger king one night >girl in the window was 9/10 and I could see her panties through her tight pants >she flirted with me a bit >go back a couple nights later >she no longer worked there

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 13:03:06 2020 No.13781122 >>13776874 It's le quirky gimmick word

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 13:04:25 2020 No.13781128 >>13778114 Enjoy have poop thrown at you

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 13:06:48 2020 No.13781131 >>13778340 >letting them get their food and move on Total bro move, I like you >calling the cops at all Eat shit faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 13:08:51 2020 No.13781134 >>13781131 >NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN DRUNKERINOS YOU CAN'T JUST CALL THE FASCIST PIGGERINOS ON THEM!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 13:13:15 2020 No.13781138 File: 35 KB, 294x196, 1326759180487.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Go to McDs for the first time in year >Pay at the first window, pull up to the second >They give me a cone and tell me to wait in the parking lot

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 13:17:59 2020 No.13781150 >>13780557 >chinese guy >working Didn't happen

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 13:19:44 2020 No.13781155 >>13781134 Underageb&

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 13:34:08 2020 No.13781200 >>13781131 >>13781155 I'm 28, drunk drivers deserve a bullet. I drink often and heavily, but I don't fucking drive during and after.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 13:35:27 2020 No.13781204 >>13781200 Yes you do, you just don't remember

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 13:36:09 2020 No.13781206 >>13774758 I've never been to one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 13:37:01 2020 No.13781210 File: 1013 KB, 2000x2666, 1568834470243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13781200 >bragging about being 28 on 4chan and drinking heavily I think you deserve the bullet, you neet piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 13:38:06 2020 No.13781214 File: 50 KB, 359x391, 1326693278253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13781200 >Drink and drive all the time and ever got caught I'm a massive piece of shit and I don't even care.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 13:41:08 2020 No.13781221 >>13781200 Because you're too poor to afford a car, silly buns

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 13:53:31 2020 No.13781249

>>13781210
>>13781221
I'm not bragging about drinking, morons. I do own a car. Why does everyone on /ck/ (specifically) assume everyone else is boasting, bragging, and otherwise attempting to dick measure while anonymous? This doesn't seem to be an issue with most other boards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 13:54:57 2020 No.13781252 >>13781249 Weird flex.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 14:07:43 2020 No.13781282

>>13774758
>pull up to wendy's
>"Hi, what can i get you?"
>"gimme just a second plz"
>she says okay, and =forgets to turn her headset off
>"I cannot wait until I get off work today, I just got done working at another store and now I'm here but I'll be off at 6"
>me "okay i think i know what i want"
>still her talking " i'm going to have such a nice FUCKING dinner with my mom tonight, we're going to a really nice resteraunt, "
>asks me "are you ready to order?"
>"yes"
>"hello?"
>"yes i'm here"
>"I guess he drove away"
>"lady, im right here!"
>silence
>i drove across the street and went to mcdonalds

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 14:29:54 2020 No.13781327 >>13778613 That doesn't sound as fun as the DinoTendies line.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 14:36:27 2020 No.13781343 >>13778138 What you're describing is not a trick but stealing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 14:38:00 2020 No.13781351 >>13774758 yea lemme get uhhhhhh mf uhhhhhh one of them uhhhhhhhhhhh actually nah fuck it im goin home

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 14:41:11 2020 No.13781363
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not quite a drive thru story but close
>work in industrial block that has a wendys
>semi trucks everywhere, some without trailers park in the wendys parking lot to grab a bite
>some guy is trying to leave after going through the drive thru
>big truck without trailer is in the way, he could easily reverse and turn around
>instead he spergs out and decides to have a stand off with the truck that can't move nearly as easily as he can
>he sits there smugly eating his fries as a traffic jam starts to form because of tihs
>he keeps doing it for well over 5 minutes
it was the most pissed off i've been in years

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 14:42:45 2020 No.13781367 >>13778138 Trick as in prank, not trick as in grift.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 14:56:05 2020 No.13781396 >>13781249 Holy newfag. You have to go back

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 14:57:11 2020 No.13781398 >>13781282 Walk inside and ask if you can go to dinner too

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 14:59:27 2020 No.13781406 >>13780731 I think you misunderstood what coomer means.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:00:16 2020 No.13781409 >>13781396 I can 100% guarantee I've been here longer than you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:02:27 2020 No.13781420 >>13781409 Confirmed for newfag redditor. You deserve a permaban

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:05:31 2020 No.13781427

Every time I go through the drive thrus with my dogs people gush over them. Even men will start baby-talking them because they are so cute. Well, the one is, he's a meme dog. The other gets ignored. One time they insisted on taking a pic since "that is exactly the kind of dog I want"
Also does anyone remember when McDonald had dog treats? I can't find any that do it anymore

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:07:49 2020 No.13781436 >>13781200 I don't get how anyone in 2020 could drink and drive without feeling like a massive piece of gutter trash. If you drink and drive even once you deserve to lose your license forever

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:08:17 2020 No.13781438 >>13781427 People got upset stangers were giving treats to their pets so they had to stop. Plus zoomers are too lazy to do that now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:09:25 2020 No.13781441 >>13781436 t. has never driven while drinking. Stop listening to the fear mongering and actually go outside

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:10:47 2020 No.13781444 >>13781441 You're right, I haven't. I don't smoke weed and drive, either. I don't drive sleepy, either. There are too many assholes and retards on the road to ever feel safe out there at less than 100%

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:11:54 2020 No.13781449 >>13781444 Then you aren't living life to its fullest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:16:03 2020 No.13781463 >>13781441 I used to drink and drive until I wrecked my car and got a dui, now I dont bother. Dont really want to go back to jail or pay 10k in fines/lawyers

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:17:13 2020 No.13781470 >>13779889 Jesus Christ nigger atleast get the grammar right You just called him a wealthy brown individual

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:18:11 2020 No.13781474 >>13781463 See you dun goofed. That's what you DON'T do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:18:40 2020 No.13781476 >>13781470 Enriched melanin means brown..

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:20:05 2020 No.13781483 >>13781470 >cry about grammar >don't use spacing or punctuation

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:21:40 2020 No.13781492

>be me
>working a swing shift, get off work at midnight
>head over to my buddies apartment who lives on the floor below me to have a couple beers
>hes trashed already
>tell him we should go get food
>go to cookout, hit the drive thru since the dining areas closed
>put in my regular order
>he orders 50 chicken quesadillas
>"............did you say 50 quesadillas?"
>yea
>".........that will be a minute sir, could you please pull around"
>pull up to window
>pay
>sit in drive thru lane for 30 minutes while these poor bastards make 50 chicken quesadillas
>get food finally
>head back to his place
>turns out cookout does 2 quesadillas per quesadilla order
>100 chicken quesadillas
>eat leftover fast food for the rest of the week

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:23 2020 No.13781496 >>13781476 ah it's an esl nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:23:18 2020 No.13781498 >>13780817 She dropped it on the floor and felt bad, mainly because Jorge stepped on it and slipped

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:26:40 2020 No.13781508 >>13781476 Melanin enriched.... You must be wealthy super with all that power brain

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:27:43 2020 No.13781515 >>13781483 Suck a dick bitch, only faggots put a . At the end of sentences

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:29:41 2020 No.13781525 >>13778774 Fuck off Reddit scum.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:32 2020 No.13781526 >>13780817 Do you go there a lot? This has happened to my bf twice at the Chipotle he goes to. I tell him someone there wants his cock

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:33 2020 No.13781527 >>13781515 Whip it out then boi I haven't got my daily semen intake requirement yet

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:51 2020 No.13781532 File: 119 KB, 675x1200, 1583799655156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13777145

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:19 2020 No.13781539 >>13781527 I said a dick, not my dick You think I wanna get herpes??

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:36 2020 No.13781544 >>13781476 melanin enriched

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:30 2020 No.13781546 >>13781544 I have enriched melanin and My melanin is enriched are both grammatically correct. Lick my ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:36 2020 No.13781558 >>13781546 Yes but it was grammatical wrong in the OP Ergo, fargo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:58:33 2020 No.13781659 >>13778588 Anything I don't like

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:35:30 2020 No.13781969 >>13774772 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXEZ3nBuk6s

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 19:11:11 2020 No.13782255 File: 73 KB, 1024x658, 1577249553881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13779934 >Audible sobbing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 19:12:15 2020 No.13782264 >>13781558 U saying wut u basterd bich

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 19:15:28 2020 No.13782281 File: 349 KB, 600x477, 1576877737536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13779934 >> ICH WILL BÜRGER FUCKING SHEIßKOPF

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 19:15:47 2020 No.13782283 >>13780337 >Hey Anon what's for lunch today? >"Rat soup" >Eyes track you rest of the day

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 19:36:37 2020 No.13782356 >>13780115 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 21:07:54 2020 No.13782707 File: 14 KB, 250x250, 1569233968220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13781200 I'm drunk and going to drive to McDonalds now, even if I hit someone again they'll never catch me

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 22:17:48 2020 No.13782976 >>13780895 >>13780847 >>13780833 >>13780815 Anon, please learn to compose coherent, clear sentences that impart intact concepts before returning to this website again. Also kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 22:19:40 2020 No.13782985 >>13781200 Based

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 22:21:36 2020 No.13782990 >>13781343 It's not stealing at all tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 22:22:50 2020 No.13782998 >>13781427 Fries are dog treats

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 22:25:12 2020 No.13783007

>>13778916
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 22:36:13 2020 No.13783057 >>13781539 Herpes isn't actually that bad

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 22:37:16 2020 No.13783066 >>13781546 Lick a duck, faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 00:23:28 2020 No.13783365 >>13778584 You’ve got to go back

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 01:20:47 2020 No.13783512

>>13774758
Years ago (2005, I want to say), we stopped at Wendy's and ordered two burgers plus a grilled chicken sandwich. We somehow were given FIVE burgers with no chicken to be found. I was pissed since I hate burgers, and I'm not sure if we even kept the extra three burgers for later.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 02:02:46 2020 No.13783609

I think the most interesting drive-thru story was this one time I went to McDonald's at like 11pm
>Bro and I are hungry for some nugs so we decide to go to McD's
>Order food, everything seems fine
>Pull up to pay window
>Suddenly some black guy comes out of seemingly no where
>Starts yelling at the lady at the window
>Dude says something about how he's calling the police because they assaulted him
>Said that one of their coworkers attacked him with a steel pipe
>Brother and I look at each other
>Think dude might start attacking us
>Look at the lady in the window and she gives me this apologetic look
>Confused as shit
>I look at the black dude
>He looks back at me and walks away
>I don't ask questions and just pay
>Bro and I get our nugs
>Dude comes right back, stands in front of my car, and continues shouting while on his phone
>Don't want to get involved with whatever the hell is going on. We just wanted our nuggets, bro.
>Black guy shouts "FUCK" and walks around to the front of the store
>I drive away
Have no idea what happened to the people there after that. Just hope the woman is okay, she seemed nice.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 02:13:08 2020 No.13783624

>went to Cleveland, OH to go to a concert with a buddy of mine
>it was a nice area
>we get out of the show at like 11 30
>4 hour drive back home and only thing open is a McDonald's about 10 minutes away
>we all of a sudden enter the most run down shit hole I've ever seen
>go through mcds drive through
>nigger over the speaker just says "what"
>friend goes "uhhhhhhh"
>nigger goes "nigga, the fuck you want"
>lemme get 10 mcdoubles
>rufuckingseriousrightnow.exe
>I order nuggets and fries. Didn't want niggers to spit on my shit
>pay separately
>he gets 7 burgers and mine is fine afaik
>rolls back around to complain
>"tch, nigga you got 10. Fuck outta here fatboy"
>he keeps arguing and is not really understanding the gravity of the situation until 2 more nogs come up behind the worker and threaten him then we leave
>I called him a retard and we drove pretty much 4 hours in silence because of that.
I have never seen such a lack of awareness from someone. He got a pretty decent red pill that day though

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 02:19:51 2020 No.13783636

>Go to wendys
>Order bullshit
>Get order
>Dude at the window tells me in the most genuine way I think I have ever heard "I hope you have a good day"

Does it every time. It always catches me off guard and genuinely brightens my mood.
Made me cry once when I grabbed some nuggies after a friend died and I was still processing it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 02:28:40 2020 No.13783646 >>13780815 you have autism

>>	SAGE Sat Mar 14 02:37:07 2020 No.13783659 File: 1.74 MB, 1080x1080, bogdanoff2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13780496

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 02:46:48 2020 No.13783674
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>be fat ugly
>be going to the same mcdonalds for years
>cute girl starts working there
>have short conversations with her a lot
>at different times tells me when her shift ends, that she likes coffee, what bands are playing
>pull up to drive through one day
>can I take your order?
>yeah can I get a large size number 1 with a coke no ice?
>no.
>feel my pockets start to become moist
>what?
>no, you can't.
>spaghetti wells out of my pockets
>uh, I uh...
>I'm just kidding hehe, $6.52, pull on up
>it's her, she greets me by name
>spaghetti is literally falling out of my pockets in clumps
>hand her credit card wordlessly with a tense smile
>I was just kidding anon, I'm sorry
>i-it's ok
>never go to that mcdonald's again

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 02:51:29 2020 No.13783678 >Alright, your coffee comes out to 5.50, but if you can tell me the capital of Russia it's free! Uhh, St. Petersburg? >You know most people say Moscow, but I don't actually know what it is, so here's your free coffee! T-Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 02:59:39 2020 No.13783693 >>13781200 >all these subhumans getting mad at this post They can tell you to eat a bullet all they want but they're the ones eating the DUI tickets. I call the cops on everything I possibly can. Enjoy getting hauled away faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 03:08:12 2020 No.13783707 >>13779479 Luck runs out. I just hope no one else has to pay the price for your selfishness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 03:10:14 2020 No.13783715 >>13779629 >degeneracy I can smell the self-imposed chastity belt from here lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 04:33:23 2020 No.13783830 >>13783609 You should have called the police. Quit being such a kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 04:34:42 2020 No.13783833 >>13783624 Should have called corporate. Quit being such a kek.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 05:18:02 2020 No.13783871 >>13783057 Still going to pass brother

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 05:27:15 2020 No.13783877
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>>13774758
>be waiting in drive thru
>some car in front of me is waiting at the window
>idiot pulls up behind me, doesn't see car in front of me
>starts laying on his horn for me to move
>gets out of his fucking car before he sees the car in front of me
>quickly realizes his own embarrassing stupidity

the look on his face when I leaned out my window to stare at him made my shitty fast food taste so much better that night

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 11:02:10 2020 No.13784507 >>13779934 >FUCKING SHEIßKOPF Wouldn't it be ficken Sheißkopf? Or do Germans use English profanity in colloquial speech

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 14:33:19 2020 No.13785217 >>13784507 In his story he said he mixes German and English so yes and no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 14:58:50 2020 No.13785295 >>13783674 >nice copypasta https://foodblogposts.blogspot.com/2020/03/ck-greentext-iii.html

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 16:20:03 2020 No.13785556 >>13785295 Wow dude are you one of those OLDFAGS?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 16:23:01 2020 No.13785565 >>13774758 >be me >be CFO of a medical device company >go through chick-fil-a drive thru >ask for free water >berate red headed QT 3.14 over chick-fil-a's anti gay beliefs >lose my job >lose my family >now i live in a van down by the river

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 16:25:16 2020 No.13785578

i worked the drive thru window and threw a juice box at some lady bc she was about to drive off and i was like oh she is forgetting her juice!!!

>the juice was for the next order

>some lady got her food, checked it all was accurate and started to drive off as some literal retard underhand throws a juicebox in her lap

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 16:30:08 2020 No.13785597

>Truck in front of me taking ABSOLUTE AGES to even begin to order, just sitting right before the menu looking over it and trying to decide what their fat ass wants

>So annoyed and waiting so long I give a incredibly small *tap* to their bumper with my car

>They get autistically mad, start screaming out their window, in return I lay onto my horn like no tomorrow

>Few employees come outside, angry telling us to leave, I scream back what I want to buy but they wont listen and keep telling us to leave

>by the end of it we're both laying on our horns and there's no way to exit without driving all the way through and past the front of the restaurant, laying on our horns the entire time

>See police pulling up, someone must've called 911, they pull the truck over and not me and I rush home

I was hungry as fuck that night but pretty fun antics for a drive-thru gotta say

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 16:31:53 2020 No.13785610 >>13785565 adam smith lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 16:32:18 2020 No.13785612 >>13785597 >I give a incredibly small tap to their bumper with my car that will get you shot in some parts of USA and i don't believe your bullshit greentext bullshit

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 16:33:49 2020 No.13785620 >>13785612 Sounds like those gun ownership laws are perfectly responsible, then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 16:37:42 2020 No.13785637 >>13785620 there are no gun ownership laws in USA. US constitution says bearing arms in an inalienable right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 16:56:23 2020 No.13785705 >>13774758 I go inside to get my food because I'm not a lazy fat fuck like 90% of you dickheads. Once a month maybe.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 16:58:33 2020 No.13785711

I knew a guy named crazy steve, real fucking crazy. We went t burger king and at the drive through he turns to me and goes "yo watch this"

now normally I feel like a strong guy, but this dude was crazy and I was never ready for his insane shit

>Welcome to burger kind what do you want?
>"hello yes, I'd like a Big Mac from McDonalds"

and the dude just fucking drives off, what a fucking maniac

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 17:00:18 2020 No.13785723 >>13785637 There are laws about what types of guns you can own and how sane you have to be to be deemed responsible enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 17:06:15 2020 No.13785738 >>13778509 It would have been for sure cheaper to get a pack of 20 you retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 17:08:59 2020 No.13785741 >>13778509 Well inversely you have retards as well >Can I get 16 nuggets sure ring in a 6 and 10 piece >I ASKED FOR 16 NUGGETS, NOT AN ORDER OF 6 AND 10, GET ME YOUR MANAGER BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND HOW STUPID THIS STAFF IS

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 17:09:08 2020 No.13785742 >>13785637 >WELL REGULATED You tards always dismiss that because it hurts your feefees.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 17:13:48 2020 No.13785753 I always tip at the local wendys and so they really hook it up. like so many extra nuggets

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 17:15:41 2020 No.13785759 >>13785742 Which at the time meant in good condition. Warships were well regulated at the time too if you really need some proof. Try harder

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 17:17:34 2020 No.13785763 >>13785565 Does the van have 'free candy' painted on the side?

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 17:31:47 2020 No.13785801

>in drive through with dad, about 8 years old
>he orders his usual, 4 hamburgers from mcd's
>I get a mcdouble
>pay and pull up to the window, get food
>dad is autistic about cheese. he fucking hates cheese
>probably because his abusive dad worked in a cheese factory and showed him all the rats in the vats of cheese and butter once
>he reaches into the bag and opens up a burger
>it has fucking cheese on it
>without saying a word he gets out of the car, cuts in front of the car paying at the first window and throws the cheeseburger at the cashier
>rushes back and drives off
>"at least we got you food"
>he threw the fucking mcdouble

I'll never forget. He was a quiet guy. The only thing he ever raged about was cheese. What a fucking autist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 17:33:54 2020 No.13785812 >>13778339 that second story is pretty kino

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 17:35:48 2020 No.13785824 >>13778603 ....and THAT'S not creepy AT ALL!

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 17:37:36 2020 No.13785833

>>13785801
Like me he is probably sick of all of the megafat burgers who are OBSESSED with cheese that if you tell them NO cheese they can't handle it. Fucking Murican piglets don't want to taste actual food so they put disgusting cheese full of food coloring all over EVERYTHING.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 18:33:20 2020 No.13786040

>>13781546
Except that's a fucking stupid comparison.
The original sentence comprised the word sequence "enriched melanin individual" whereas the correct syntax would have been melanin-enriched individual.
Enriched is a verb, and both melanin and individual are nouns, so which one is the verb's subject and which one is the direct object complement is inherently syntax-dependent you retard asscunt.
So when you go and say "I have enriched melanin" not only you add another verb, change the tense but you also add a fucking pronoun. How much of a cunt can you get? Is it bad-faith or monster-energy tier of retardation that is your fucking problem?
Whichever it is, get ass-blasted, you triple nigger, my rectum is laughing at you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 18:33:33 2020 No.13786046 >>13785742 Holy fuck you are irresponsibly retarded

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 18:41:11 2020 No.13786072

>>13778603
Imagine being this lady. Working at Taco Bell earning shit wages, getting yelled at all the time. Her bf probably abuses her. She gets hooked on hard drugs. Has a couple kids with deadbeat who runs off. Still works at Taco Bell, barely getting by. But right now on 4channel, on a God forsaken fast food thread, some creep has posted her likeness, unknowingly, merely for a cheap laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:01:04 2020 No.13786146 >>13785801 How the fuck was your dad 8 years old

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:21:48 2020 No.13786203

>>13774758
so I made the mistake of taking my autistic cousin to KFC. there's one close to my office that I frequent during my lunch break, so the workers there are fairly familiar with me. I had to watch him on Sunday while his parents were at church, so I took him there for lunch around 11 before the after church crowds could trickle in. he's usually pretty quiet and reserved, but when he saw they have pot pies on the menu, he started yelling at me "NO MR KITTY ITS MY POTPIE" and laughing. I was mortified and I should have taken him home right then, but I really wanted some Nashville hot tenders, so I didn't. we got to the register and he's still calling me Mr Kitty. the cashier is amused and starts chuckling, and I just hang my head. I order my tenders and I get him a fucking pot pie to shut him up. he keeps saying "THATS A BAD GODDAMN KITTY" and saying "pot pie" over and over. now the workers on the line are laughing too, so I take him over to a corner table to sit while I wait at the counter for the food. I take it back to him and he only eats a few bites. I finish mine, so I ask him if I can have the rest of his. he starts screeching "NO MR KITTY YOU CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING GODDAMN IT", and the workers are howling with laughter. I finally drag his ass out of there and take him home.

I go in there for lunch Monday, and the cashier says "hey Mr Kitty!" and laughs. the guys in the back are laughing and saying "goddamn it kitty" and having a blast. I make my order and go back to work and they put a fucking pot pie in with my food. they did it today too. I really don't want to have to stop going there, but I can't take this. should I be glad I'm getting a free pot pie out of this, or should I report them to corporate?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:40:28 2020 No.13786247 >>13785711 um, hello BASED department?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:42:26 2020 No.13786252 >>13786203 Call them niggers and then report it to corporate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:43:16 2020 No.13786256 >>13778604 Someone on 4 Chan is creepy! Somebody call the internet police!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:44:42 2020 No.13786261 >>13786072 Wow what a low opinion you have of her. And she was there for less than a month you pathetic incel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 19:56:40 2020 No.13786315 >>13786203 Don't be such a goddamn bitch, Mr kitty

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:00:08 2020 No.13786549 >>13786203 >glad I'm getting a free pot pie out of this This one. Be a good sport about it, man.

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:00:37 2020 No.13786550

>>13781200
not advocating for it, but if the route you take is less than a mile in a small town that you've driven dozens of times, then you make it sound ok in your head and might do it once or twice a year. that's not right but it's different than the average drunk driving accident that was due to getting drunker than you normally ever do and think you're still fine to drive 80 on the highway

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:08:47 2020 No.13786587 >>13779934 Doesn't "Bürger" mean "citizen?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:15:48 2020 No.13786613 >>13786040 look at this mad amerilard holy hell

Anonymous Sat Mar 14 21:16:56 2020 No.13786616

>>13778219
graveyard at mcds was my first job. i used to just get nice and high in the bathroom and get in the zone mopping the dining room with music, and take the occasional order. then get to grab my employee meal and peace out just as the breakfast rush started to get crazy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 01:18:40 2020 No.13787427 >>13786040 IDK what I did to deserve such a hilarious reaction but I appreciate the keks

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 04:09:50 2020 No.13787734 >>13778758 lmao OWNED

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 04:16:52 2020 No.13787737 >>13786261 based defender of the drive thru qt

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 04:27:09 2020 No.13787757

first time i went thru the drive thru i ordered trim flat white bitch is like trim flat white im like yeah trim flat white guess what this dumb bitch thought i said two flat whites what the fuck bitch i didn't want two coffees but i still said thanks and paid for them because i was really nervous because it was my first time at a drive through

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 04:28:23 2020 No.13787760 >>13781508 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 04:30:29 2020 No.13787765 >>13786587 Thats only in america

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 04:47:44 2020 No.13787793 File: 91 KB, 395x395, 1570075501404.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13783636 i hope you have a good day too anon :)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 04:51:30 2020 No.13787800 File: 81 KB, 645x671, 1571970505538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13783678 i got asked a question like this in a supermarket for some free shit or something >what is the capital in Mexico >"M"

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 04:58:10 2020 No.13787805

>>13785801
my dads like this with eggs, if the yolks are runny he'll send it back how ever many times it take to get it right. once he was so butt blasted that he attempted to go into the kitchen and cook them him self before quickly realising how retarded that is and just left. meanwhile i was just sitting at the table anxious as fuck just watching these shitstorms occur over a fucking egg

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 14:14:24 2020 No.13788914 >>13787805 Why is he so autistic about eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 14:16:40 2020 No.13788918 >>13787800 Tenochtitlan, colonizer

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 14:58:12 2020 No.13789026 >>13786203 Ok, at least this pasta was fresh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 15:04:11 2020 No.13789037 >>13787805 Well if they can't even cook an egg the way it is ordered they shouldn't really have that job.

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 15:59:20 2020 No.13789236
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I did night shift and graveyard drive through at McDonald's in both Los Angeles and Las Vegas for a few years and have probably FORGOTTEN more interesting stories than the average midwest or southern fastfood wagecuck has experienced at all.

People getting stabbed or shot, arandom hobo hitting kids with a police baton. Trannies getting into drunken scratch fights every night, drunk college girls flashing tits and asking if I can get them some coke, anti meat consumption protesters getting arrested. Karens fist fighting managers over the wrong happy meal toy. Black bitches trying to vlog and film me because we ran out of sweet tea or cookies and sending a big Tyrone nigger to get in my face because I smacked the phone out of her hand. Crackwhores offering themselves for a buttermilk crispy chicken sandwich. Dudes getting choked out in the lobby for spilling drinks on each other after a night of clubbing. Gypsy bitches asking for free shit because their "dad's funeral is today" and then forgetting they said that and ask me the same thing weeks later like he fucking died again. People trying to fight me over little shit like an apple pie.

So much more than that too AMA

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 20:24:21 2020 No.13790137 >>13776874 do americans really

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 20:29:50 2020 No.13790151 File: 34 KB, 500x500, avatars-000292534164-hfrn5i-t500x500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13788918 Yeah, like 500 years ago

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 20:31:17 2020 No.13790159 >>13789236 >tfw the crackwhore asks for fries with her sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 20:39:44 2020 No.13790186 >>13778219 I worked near a nudist dense area. Awkward number of nude people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 21:01:17 2020 No.13790234 when i was in high school my friends and i would scream orders through the intercom. the workers never commented on it though

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 21:04:46 2020 No.13790245 >>13781131 If you're passing out at the fucking wheel you shouldn't be driving.

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 21:12:45 2020 No.13790279

>>13778566
I feel you. I'm working a dream job at my local comic store making a bit more than I did working fast food with less hours a week, but I still miss that flow sometimes. I'd never go back with the shithead coworkers I had to deal with though.

Anonymous Sun Mar 15 22:27:11 2020 No.13790482

>working drive through at local place
>long time state senator from a family that has basically owned the state for generations pulls in to pick up a called in order, says his last name
>"Okay, I've got an order for (first name)"
>he stares for a second with blank eyes and a slack-jawed open mouth smile
>repeats his last name with the enthusiasm of a teenager with down syndrome and holds a deer in the headlights look for the rest of the transaction

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:16:38 2020 No.13790896
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>Drive up to Mc'Donalds with buddy of mine to grab a milkshake after we ate.
>"Can I have a vanilla milkshake please"
>"Sorry our milkshake machine is broken is there something else I can get you?"
>"Nah thats ok, thanks"
>Buddy breaks into hysterical laughter at our exchange as we drive off

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:11:22 2020 No.13791020 File: 1.50 MB, 1444x3856, You Blew It.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13780817

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:28:53 2020 No.13791049 >>13780737 you okay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 05:09:44 2020 No.13791390 >>13790482 what

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