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Salads are tasty, healthy, and good for you too!
What's your favorite kind of salad?

>> No.13771224

>>13771217
ur moms salad

>> No.13771225

>>13771217
halloween candy salad with pancake syrup dressing.

>> No.13771226

>>13771217
Original Caesar
t. Tijuanafag

>> No.13771242

>>13771217
The green bits decorating my stake plate.

>> No.13771249

I've got a few good ones, but the thread already derailed.

>> No.13771251

needs mayo for dipping

>> No.13771254

OP that doesn't look appealing to me. Here's my salad:

Kale mix
Hardboiled egg slices
Russian dressing
Croutons
Sardines (sometimes)
Avocado slices
diced raw onion

and I saute these before I toss them into my salad:

Mushrooms
Corn
Cherry tomatoes

When thrown all together you get a hearty, savory salad. I usually crack pepper and salt it a bit too. It's basically a cobb salad but with deenz instead of grilled chicken.

>> No.13771257

>>13771217
>lettuce
>ranch
>salad
fucking fat faggot

>> No.13771351

>>13771217
>healthy
Not that stupid shit from a bottle

>> No.13771370

Spinach
Grilled chicken
Crispy red peppers
Light red pepper vinagrette

I have it for lunch almost every day.
Any tips for pizzazzing this ish up?

>> No.13771463

>>13771370
Roast corn
Mushrooms
Cherry tomatoes

sauteed in olive oil with salt, white pepper and cayenne. Fucking amazing on my salads

>> No.13771478

Cheese salad with extra cheese.

>> No.13771487

>>13771217
do americans really?

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>> No.13771506

salads have zero nutrients in them, lettuce is like 90% water and the rest is fiber. I mean i like salads, but i prefer to get something filling if i'm really hungry

>> No.13771530

>>13771217
Waldorf.

>> No.13771579

>>13771217
- Russian "salad"
- Just plain Parsley

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>> No.13771725

>>13771624
I love this stuff. My grandma calls it Bozo Fun Salad

>> No.13771810

>>13771217
That is not a salad.
That is lettuce with sugary dressing.

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>>13771217
>whipped oil and various dairy by-products with water leaves

>> No.13771886

>>13771624
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>>13771217
Last time I made salad I had watery shit squirts and stomach cramps within hours. Had to throw out a massive bowl. Because of all the shit I put in there, its hard to pinpoint the cause, but I'm guessing the lettuce.
I make a similar combo every time and no issues, so something must have been tainted. Iceberg and romaine lettuce, cucumber, tomato, grated carrot, hard cooked egg, black beans, crumbled Gorgonzola, tortilla strips, and a tasty freshly made dressing.

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>>13771940
>Last time I made salad I had watery shit squirts and stomach cramps within hours.

>> No.13771957

>>13771506
Replace lettuce with cabbage aka "the medicine of the poor"

>> No.13771970
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Meat salad; Yummy Yummy
Meat salad; In my tummy
Meat salad; Protein for me
Meat salad; Vegans hate me!

>> No.13771980

>>13771579
>Russian salad

Boris aproves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpXanUgokx0

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reminder to all fellow fatties:
if your salad is tasty, its not a salad
thanks have a good day
fuck jannies, niggers etc etc...

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>>13772975
Bro, homemade coleslaw with plenty of cabbage, carrot and MODERATE dressings (fking burger mutts man...) is a healthy cheap and TASTY salad.

>> No.13773050

>>13773024
If it isn't 50% mayo it isn't true coleslaw, and if it is it isn't healthy.

>> No.13773061

>>13771624
nasty

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>>13773024
>alas i found out it was bait all along!
"MODERATE" means it isnt really coleslaw, just a shitty salad with extra dressing= not tasty to people who want to lose weight since they are used to food that is inherently addictive, thus you might as well just eat something bland that is at least healthy.
stop posting

>> No.13773195

>>13771251
Isn't Mayo had eggs in it?

>> No.13773264

kale/spinach
blue cheese
sun dried tomato
sliced almond
red onion
red wine or balsamic vinaigrette

>> No.13773310

>>13771217
Put rice wine vinegar on it to be meta healthy, also some cherry tomatoes and pepperoncini to add some more crunch and flavors. Can't go wrong with some grilled chicken either eaten with it or just chunks tossed in the salad. Croutons are overrated but not a nuisance

>> No.13774084

whats so unhealthy about mayo? make your own retards

>> No.13774402

>>13771257
That's Romaine, retard.

>> No.13774449

>>13773195
Back to English II

>> No.13774467

>>13771217
My ‘favourite’ I suppose is the one my sister goes nuts for so I have to make it every time she comes back to visit.

Basically, Greek salad but I add in a load of fried, chopped bacon, avocado and garlic. I also make sure there’s a lot of big chunks of feta, large olives, and I use spinach instead of lettuce. Dressing is three parts garlic infused olive oil to one part lemon and a splash of white vinegar.

Serve with crusty bread and a spicy Bloody Mary garnished with large olives.

>> No.13774482

>>13774467
I'm not gonna lie, that sounds fucking delicious.

>> No.13774492

>>13771217
salsa on salad?! what is ur deal

>> No.13774495

>>13774482
It’s seriously good. It’s the bacon and garlic that makes it for sure. I’ll do a CAT for it one day. Or, you know, just give it a go. It’s really easy to make.

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13774498

Bagged salad with plenty of iceberg lettuce, dressed with a gamer girl piss-infused vinaigrette.

>> No.13774501

>>13771217
>ranch lettuce is a salad
No.

>> No.13774545

>>13771217
it's like a rose made of green confetti and cum

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Ok bros, I'm back. Decided to change things up a bit.

>> No.13774875

>>13771886
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>> No.13774931

>>13771254
based

>Lacinato kale
>carrot/radish greens
>shredded carrot/diced radishes
>broccoli
>red onion
>avocado
>sunflower and alfalfa sprouts
>oil & vinegar
>S&P
>goat cheese

etc

>> No.13774939

I use my grandpappy's meat grinder to make ham salad

>> No.13774950
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>>13771217

>> No.13775007

>>13771217
My go to salad is
>Iceberg Lettuce
>Rucola
>Cherry tomatoes
>Olives
>Red onion
>Fennel
>Cucumber
>Feta
>Salad dressing made of 1/3rd cranberry vinaegre, 2/3rd olive oil, salt pepper

>> No.13775014

>>13771217
Greek salad sans olives

>> No.13775028

>>13771217
Just your basic bitch corner pizza caesar salad especially with bacon bits and chicken, that stuff is crack I could eat a family serving right now if I had one

>> No.13775231

I cut an iceburg into quarters and munch on that with my bare hands, adding a dab of dressing as I go.

>> No.13775268

>>13774492
It's good, fuck off

>> No.13775345

>>13774402
I laughed

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>>13773190
>>13773050

lol I even warned you.

>> No.13775712

>>13771725
it looks awful but your grandma sounds like a lovely person

>> No.13777431

Cobb and ceasar

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>>13771217
>Salads are tasty, healthy, and good for you too!
>leaf lettuce covered in ranch
the absolute state of this board

>> No.13778565

>>13771940
well, for much of produce in america, it gets harvested and produced by illegal immigrants without any sanitary facilieties foe a 10 hour workday in the fields.
So the reason is probably human shit.

>> No.13778573

>>13771970
>rhyming me with me
the absolute state of carnivores

>> No.13779932

>>13771370
i do spinach and arugula. dijon mustard is pretty good too and low calories. canned tuna for a change in protein