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Do you fold your pizza like a gentleman, or do you eat like a mongoloid?

>> No.13759601

>>13759599
If it's that shitty super-thin cardboard pizza, then I roll it up.

>> No.13759602

>>13759599
the only reason I would eat pizza folded would be if I was in NY and ordered their crappy pizza.

I eat pizza with a knife and fork the way you are supposed to.

>> No.13759607

>>13759602
I also make sure to dab every slice with a napkin to avoid consuming too much of the unhealthy oils (it causes my acne to flair up)

>> No.13759608

>>13759599
No, I don't fold it. I would have ordered a calzone otherwise.

>> No.13759609

i fold your ass over ass i shread it open raw

>> No.13759618

>>13759599
only shit jew yoik cardboard pizza

>> No.13759626

>>13759599
Folding a pizza is not ettiquette, babe.

>> No.13759650

>>13759599
Yes

>> No.13759679
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13759679

>>13759599

>> No.13759698

>>13759599
If I have to fold the slice I take it right back and shout that they did not cut it narrow enough for the pliability of the base and demand a refund.

>> No.13759836

>>13759599
OP pic isnt even pizza. it's tomato cheese flatbread.
actual pizza shouldnt bend, either because the crust should be cooked properly or because there should be the legally required 3~6 toppings to be called a pizza.

>> No.13759854
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>>13759607

>> No.13759879

>>13759599
Mongoloid

>> No.13759884

>>13759854
it's his last day on earth

>> No.13759888

Blend it

>> No.13759892

>>13759884
First day out of prison, from what I remember of the original context.

>> No.13759898
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>>13759599
I'm just a mogoloid

>> No.13759899

>>13759599
Fold it baby

>> No.13759905

That was a damn good Devo song, Mongoloid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGdxX5qzeW8

>> No.13759911

>>13759601
>>13759602
>>13759618

Could have just said you dont like good pizza, we would have understood.

>> No.13759918

>>13759911
The Italians would probably have whacked them for making shitty indian or paki pizza.

>> No.13760087

>>13759892
its fake

>> No.13760112

I fold it like a piss smelling New Yorker who lives in filth for some god awful reason. Thanks BROADWAY! I love new york.. alley pissers.

>> No.13760214

>>13759599
fork and knife 4 lyfe

>> No.13760221

>>13759599
I fold the whole pie in half and then eat it by myself

>> No.13760259

>>13759599
Stack another slice upside down to infuse both flavour in one go. Proceed to eat it like a burger

>> No.13761118

>>13760221
Supreme Gentleman

>> No.13761567

Like, if you wanted to eat a taco, why wouldn't you just order one?

>> No.13762451

>>13759599
>Forcibly turning an open-faced flatbread meal into a sandwich
I think I know which one is true mongoloid behavior.

>> No.13762748

>>13759854
left: soulless
right: soul

>> No.13762751

>>13759599
Just get a calzone fag.

>> No.13762772

>>13759607
hell no, I add extra butter to my pizza.

>>13759911
1/10 made me respond.

>> No.13762803 [DELETED] 

>>13759599
do amerimutts really eat pizza with their hands like an animal?

>> No.13762851

>>13762772
K...

>> No.13762861

Depends on the pizza cut and pizza toppings you fucking mongoloid

>durrr do u fold party cut pizza?!?!?!?

>> No.13762872

>>13762803
But most animals don't use hands to eat.

>> No.13762877

>>13762803
Ah yes, the famous hand technique of the domesticated cat

>> No.13762902

>>13762877
I had a cat once that would grab the little meatballs in the canned food by piercing them with her claw and then eat them from her paw. True story bro.

>> No.13762904

>>13759599
I like a crunchy crust

>> No.13763035

>>13759599
i fold it if its thin and the end is going to droop. a girl i was seeing said that she liked that i folded my pizza. no idea why

>> No.13763042

>>13762902
I dont believe you

>> No.13764076

I had a friend in school who on pizza day would take two slices of pizza and put them together like a sandwich and eat it

>> No.13764086

n-no bully guys i like to eat my pizza by ripping the parts of it off little by little and eating it with my hands

>> No.13764121

>>13764086
that sounds significantly more messy than any other method of eating pizza ive heard

>> No.13764431

>>13764086
When I was a kid I saw another kid eating a sandwich like that and I found it so annoying that I ripped it out of his hand, threw it on the ground, and punched him in the face. I was suspended for a week. Then, much later, I saw that Raymond on Everybody Loves Raymond eats sandwiches like that and I started screaming at the television like a maniac and never watched that show again.

>> No.13764461

Why would i block the good parts of the pizza from my tounge?

>> No.13764463

>>13764461
Have you tried chewing your food?

>> No.13764471

>>13759599
Depends on the pizza you fucking cuck. But yeah, mostly fold it. Maybe not completely like the pic but it's absolutely a V shape.

>> No.13764485

>>13764463
folded like that it'll take at least three chews to get to the good stuff! what's the point of eating junk food if i'm not getting instant gratification?

>> No.13764510

[screams in italian]

>> No.13764515

>>13759599
I simply don't order greasy napkins with cheese, that require being balled up to slide down your fucking gob.

>> No.13764518

>>13759599
I can stack 2 slices because I’m not poor

>> No.13764558

>>13759599
It depends on the time, the place and the quality of the 'Za.

>> No.13764582

>>13759679
thats a frozen za if ive ever seen one

>> No.13764684

>>13759607
Just dab on the slices. That way you can save the napkin.

>> No.13765475

>>13759608
Came here to post this, based

>> No.13765487

I take the pizza with my hand bite the fuck down.

>> No.13765515

>>13759599
I roll it up like a croisant

>> No.13765526
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13765526

I fold it into a pizza burrito

>> No.13765558

>>13759599
>eating NY's floppy, greasy, cardboard excuse for pizza

>> No.13765566

>>13759599
The bakery on the ground floor does 2' slices. I fold those like a gentleman, but because I'm hungry, I then eat them like a mongoloid.

Is that the difference between gentlemen and mongoloids? One subset folds pizza and the other eats it?

>> No.13766521

>>13764431
Did you ever go to the special classroom?

>> No.13766598

>>13759599
If I wanted to eat things IN BETWEEN bread I would order a sandwich.

>> No.13766980

>>13759599
I use fork and knife, what the shit is wrong with you.

>> No.13766995

holy fuck fags should be executed on sight

>> No.13767070

>>13759854
Lmfao is this nigger dumping his pizza in gravy?

>> No.13767149

>>13764086
Post vagina

>> No.13767249

>>13765526
I only do this with Totino's (may Allah forgive me for uttering the word).

>> No.13767592

I eat pizza like a proud mongoloid because being a gentleman is a bad thing. I don't want to eat like a gentleman (AKA serial rapists in general) who always harm women.

>> No.13767614

>>13765526
Are these stupid bitches acting surprised that it's a pizza?

>> No.13767655

>>13767614
never underestimate the stupidity of women

>> No.13769010

>>13759854
Source?

>> No.13769016

>>13759599
if it's a NY slice, yeah. if it's standard California style pizza, you just eat that shit.

>> No.13769088

>>13765526
That's wrong and stupid
You fold it twice so you have a quarter with 4 layers

You just have to figure out what side you start eating so you don't make a mess
Pro-tip it's the side with most folds

>> No.13769090

>>13767614
They're just doing their jobs, dickhead.

>> No.13770409

>>13765526
>we paid a couple of hot bitches to take one bite out of this disgraceful slop so that fat fucks like you will come eat here

>> No.13770445

>>13759599
I take a bite out of the slice, and then a bite out of the crust to make sure I don't end up with just crust at the end.

>> No.13770504

>>13759599
I don't need to fold my pizza, because I'm not a faggot who fell for the jew york pizza meme.

>> No.13770688

>>13759599
I roll it up and shove it up my ass like a pizza enema

>> No.13770693

>>13759854
What an absolute faggot

>> No.13770817

>>13759854
>the virgin grease dabbing
>the chad force-feed-yourself-into-an-early-grave

Pick the latter soiboi

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>>13759599
Like this

>> No.13771618

>>13765526
>Glorious murican pizza folded 400 times can cut through stomach lining like butter.

>> No.13771657

>>13759599
Unless I’m in the street and need to eat in a hurry I would not fold my slice of pizza

>> No.13771663

>>13759599

Fold.

Good Sir.

>> No.13771760

>>13759599
I eat my food the way I fucking want instead of letting other people's opinions dictate my behavior.

>> No.13772700

>>13771760
gay

>> No.13772706

>>13772700
well shit I dont want people calling me gay. I'm folding my slices from now on.