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13703049 No.13703049 [Reply] [Original]

>invents best salad

What a legacy gents we can only dream of being so based

>> No.13703053
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>>13703049

>> No.13703060

>>13703053

Glory to Rome.

>> No.13703090

>>13703060
In all seriousness, something that really drives me up the wall is that I cannot pronounce Caesar's name correctly without people thinking I'm crazy or dumb. I'm correct, but if I said it the correct way they'd be like "You mean SEEZER?" because everyone has just gotten used to that pronunciation. I hate it because it feels like I'm disrespecting his legacy when I pronounce it like that.

>> No.13703100

>>13703090
Autist

>> No.13703120

>>13703049
Romans were peak civilization. You literally cannot refute this.

>> No.13703124

>>13703090
oh god, shut the fuck up

>> No.13703129
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>>13703100
>>13703124

>> No.13703134

>*picture of Robert Howard Cobb*
>*teleports behind you*

>> No.13703140

>>13703134
Ah, the inventor of the corn on the cobb.

>> No.13703179
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>>13703060
>>13703090
Ave, true to Caesar

>> No.13703217

Its mexican in original form

>> No.13703227

>>13703217
American, actually.

>> No.13703242
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13703242

>>13703049
For me it's the Columella salad.

>> No.13703250

>>13703090

It's pronounced Seether.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC9AUR-iTo0

>> No.13703251

>>13703227
If you mean American as in central America your right but a fucking mexican made it first. Facts are facts you stupid fuck.

>> No.13703414

>>13703217
There is a reason why the flag of italy looks like the mexican flag

>>13703227
Mexico is in the American continent

>> No.13704636

>>13703120
Facism never works, shut up bigot

>> No.13704642

>>13703217

Stop appropriating the glory of rome

>> No.13704677

Et tu crouton?

>> No.13704903

>>13703090
How is it properly pronounces?
Kaiser?

>> No.13704963

>>13704903
an ancient roman would have said 'kaisar'.
someone in isaac newton's time would have said 'sea-zar'
we today say 'sea-zer' when speaking english.
it's not important. just be consistent.

>> No.13704981

>>13704677
Lmao

>> No.13704994

>>13703049
That's not legendary baseball player Ty Cobb.

>> No.13705023

>>13704903
Kay-sar, profligate

>> No.13705035

>>13705023
So basically like Kaiser?

>> No.13705046

>>13703049
The best salad was invented by and named after Oswald Potato.

>> No.13705228

>>13705035
No because it's -ar and not -er, barbarus.

>> No.13705234

>>13703242
What kind of cheese

>> No.13705251
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>>13704636

>> No.13705287

>>13703250
Seethe
Dilate
Cringe
Yikes

>> No.13705288

>>13703090
No you don't. You just want to suck Oxhorn's dick. Admit it.

>> No.13705383

>>13703090
Language changes with time you fucking nerd.

>> No.13705526

>>13704677
Kek

>> No.13705544

>>13705234
I'd guess something like a fresher feta or dry ricotta

>> No.13705626
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*invents boipucci*

>> No.13705704

>>13703179
would you dumbass romaboos please acknowledge this?

>> No.13705945

>>13703090
>disrespecting his legacy
He was a military thug that dealt the killing blow to a 500 year old republican government. Why does he deserve respect?

>> No.13706222

>>13705945
That's exactly why he deserves respect.

>> No.13706233

>>13703049
>lettuce, bread, cheese, chicken, more of everything that veggies
>salad
pick one

>> No.13706244
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>>13703049
>also invents the best dinnertime cocktail
Though personally I think it's better garnished with pickled string beans instead of celery.

>> No.13706253

>>13706233
>egg salad, potato salad, tuna salad, chicken salad
salad just means small pieces of food tossed in a dressing. you could also just adjust the proportions pretty easily if you want a caesar salad to be mostly vegetables.

>> No.13706264

>>13706244
>pickled green beans
My niqqa. Pickled asparagus is also based.

>> No.13706272

>>13705228
What's barbarus?

>> No.13706292

>>13706272
The villain from Tales of Destiny 2, he kills you if you use items.

>> No.13706352

>>13703049
Old King Cole invented the best salad. When he decreed his law that salad always be prepared that way, he spoke true.

>> No.13706481

>>13703090
What kind of lisping fag can't say Julius corectly?

>> No.13706515

>>13706481
Technically, the J was more akin to an I and Y, but you say Yulius Kaisahr and everybody thinks you're having a stroke.

>> No.13706543

>>13706481
low IQ mongrels pronounce it with J
It's [Yulius]

>> No.13706548

>>13703251
>a mexican made it first
>Caesar Cardini
Sounds Mexican.
>Born Italy.
Hmmm.
>Immigrated to the US and opened...
Yeah sure, totally a Mexican that made that salad.

>> No.13706555

>>13706548
Italy's that little jutting out part of Mexico where Cancun is, right?

>> No.13706578

>>13706555
No that's Korea. You can tell from the raw fish, chilies, and rice.

>> No.13707090

>>13706548
Oh so now immigrants are American when it means you get to claim a salad as "invented by Americans." The only thing an American can invent is removing all spice and flavor from food.

>> No.13707489

>>13704636
It's the only system that has ever worked.

>> No.13707516

>>13707090
absolutely seething
absolutely obssessed

>> No.13707529

>>13706244
now THIS is a hot take

>> No.13707535

>>13703120
It's easy to be a peak civilisation when you could travel to most places on the coast of the med within a week.

>> No.13707542

>>13707516
Absolutely fat
Absolutely spiceless
Absolutely American

>> No.13707548

>>13704677
Lul

>> No.13707551

>>13706244
I like it with whole pickled jalapenos

>> No.13707614

>>13707542
skinny Canuck actually but thanks for proving my point exactly to a T
like I said, you're seething and obssessed

>> No.13707671

>>13707614
>n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no y-y-y-y--y-y-y-yyyyy-you!
Every time.

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>>13707671
yes, you. you're obssessed with crying about every little thing Americans do
"EVERY TIME" dumbass, I'm Canadian, can you read?

>> No.13707720

>>13707717
You're just America lite.

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>>13707720
and now you're coping? how sad for you
what shithole are you even from, bud?

>> No.13707734

>>13707725
I'm from America.

>> No.13707741

>>13706253
Salad just means salted.

>> No.13707748

>>13707734
That shut that loser Canadian up real fast. High five Ameribro.

>> No.13707750

>>13703090
Lmao learn to speak English you dumb fuck.

>> No.13707753

>>13707750
>UHHHH DURRRHHH SPEAK ENGLISH TO PRONOUNCE A ROMAN NAME

Fuck you.

>> No.13707755

>>13707753
Do you say it with the time period appropriate Roman accent, too?

>> No.13707757

>>13707734
a self loathing American is even worse

>>13707748
still here, faggot
have sex

>> No.13707764

>>13707755
Yes.

>> No.13707771

>>13707757
Lol your president is Trudeau, you are in no place to talk. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

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>>13707764
Ah, a man of culture like myself. Carry on, good sir.

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>>13707776
>Ah, a man of culture like myself. Carry on, good sir.

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>>13707771
So? I didn't vote for him
Imagine living in a country you don't even like
You can talk as much shit as you want about my country, at least I actually like where I live, unlike you
You're a self-loathing cuck and that's all you'll ever be
Move

>> No.13707800

>>13707790
I don't think you're actually Canadian.

>> No.13707810

>>13707800
And I don't think you're actually American

>> No.13707826

>>13707810
Then it seems we are at an impasse, fellow Russian.

>> No.13707831

>>13707826
Da.

>> No.13708407

ROMA!

>> No.13708414

>>13705626
Bruh look at that neck beard

>> No.13709033
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>>13705626
*perfects it*

>> No.13710787

Wow

>> No.13710795
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>>13703049
guise! guise!

>> No.13710843

>>13707750
>>13703100
>>13703124
>>13705383
It's not autistic to pronounce his name right just because WE ARE SPEAKING MUH ENGLISH
you wouldn't say Jose as "josee" would you? Because that's how, according to English rules, you would say it. No, you say "hoe-seh" because that's how it is pronounced as defined by the language rules of it's origin place, Spanish in Mexico

>> No.13711050

>>13710795
I don't know why you posted this image but that reminds me I was thinking of making a mousepad with this image on it but I think it was too small.

>> No.13711053

>>13710843
There's a certain kind of person who gets really stubborn and obnoxious when they realize they are doing something wrong and might have to change their ways. That's the kind of person you're talking to. They are too embarrassed to admit they may have been wrong.

>> No.13711059

caesar is no marc aurel

>> No.13711087

Interesting factoid about ancient Rome: They had a sport where all the runners ran nude and you had to try to touch their dicks as they passed by for good luck.

>> No.13711095

>>13711087
Sounds like my kind of sport! Lol! :)

>> No.13711106

>order a caesar salad
>has slices of egg in it

EVERY FUCKING TIME. STOP THIS SHIT. CAESAR SALAD DOES NOT HAVE FUCKING EGG IN IT. THE EGG IS IN THE DRESSING FUCK.

>> No.13711111

>>13711106
I hate egg. There is no good dish with egg in it. Prove me wrong.

>> No.13711118

>>13711111
English breakfast
Fried rice
Mayonnaise
Ranch dressing
Cake

>> No.13711139

>>13703090
This nigger can't deal with language evolving lol

>> No.13711305

>>13711139
Please do not be racist on /ck/.

>> No.13711341

>>13711305
Sorry

>> No.13711418

>>13703049
I convinced one of my friends that Cesar Chavez was the guy that invented the Caesar Salad

>> No.13711651

>>13711111
Carbonara

>> No.13711656

>>13711651
Another word that people pronounce incorrectly and it drives me insane.

>> No.13711660

>>13711656
How do people say it versus how it should be said?

>> No.13711665

>>13711660
People pronounce it carbonera when it should be pronounced carbonara.

>> No.13712385

Women...

>> No.13712631

Maybe the call him Seezer because he seized Rome.

>> No.13712858

>>13712631
Weezer

>> No.13712860

>>13704903
Oh shit this guy made the salad AND the rolls?

>> No.13712862

>>13712860
Yeah, he did a lot of things when he wasn't having sex with fairies.

>> No.13713425

Fat fuck

>> No.13713626

I had one of the waiters at the Caesars Restaurant in Tijuana reach me how to make both the original and the current Caesar Salad, the first one is closer to a vinaigrette and pepper had a bigger presence, you can tell it was an improvised dish but it has its own identity.
Jupiter bless you Iulius Caesar, you make a pretty good salad

>> No.13713674

>>13704994
Upboat

>> No.13713695

>>13704636
Hitler turned around a god awful german economy into a powerhouse, was time magazine man of the year, had the olympics hosted in berlin, all in the 8 years he was in charge before the war.

>> No.13713713

>>13713695
The war that he lost.

>> No.13714138
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>> No.13714870

>>13704903
Kaezar

>> No.13714978

>>13703090
Ok Ghiaccio

>> No.13715734

>>13714138
I liked Bourdain.

>> No.13716188

>>13703090
This anon is right. Latin language is spoken 100% phonetically, and C is always a hard K sound.

>> No.13716204

>>13714138
It says a lot about a person when he considers having notions of future stardom admirable.

>> No.13716205

>>13703090

You would make a perfect guest on NPR. They specialize in fruity behavior like that. Like how everyone learns about Sacajawea in school, then your cousin goes on NPR saying something like sah cah zha wah with heavy accent on the cah part.

>> No.13716208

>>13716205
Jeeze dude can you BE any more of a flyover? LOL!

>> No.13717121

>>13716188
NO. C is pronounced as "ts" before vowels "e" and "i"

>> No.13717163

>>13703049
>The salad's creation is generally attributed to restaurateur Caesar Cardini, an Italian immigrant who operated restaurants in Mexico and the United States.

>> No.13717176

>>13717163
>Caesar Cardini was also famously a descendant of Julius Caesar, hero of Rome, and was said to have been visited by Julius Caesar's ghost who taught him the recipe for the salad.

>> No.13717620

>>13717176
I knew it!

>> No.13717639

I'm always conflicted if I enjoy Caesar or wedge salad more.

>> No.13718004

>>13717639
Wedge Antilles is a fictional character, how did he create a salad?

>> No.13718932

THINGS ARE WORSE THAN EVER!

>> No.13718956

>>13711341
I hope you didn't get reported anon

>> No.13719069

>>13718956
It wouldn't be wrong to.

>> No.13719129

>>13704903
Chézārè

>> No.13719223
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>>13703049
HAD ENOUGH?
OOMPFH
AAGH
THIS IS HOPELESS
YOU LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD????

>> No.13720931

>>13719223
???

>> No.13721830

>>13719223
Seriously what is this.

>> No.13721935

>>13703090
>Caesar's name
It's a title you idiot, it wasn't any of the emperors' names

>> No.13721942

>>13703090
NCR #1, bitch

>> No.13722216

>>13703049
Why did they give him 26 inch pythons?

>> No.13722263

>>13721935
Caesar was a cognomen, which was a legal third name carried by the emperors of Rome after Gaius Julius Caesar.
It was a title and a name, dumbass.

>> No.13722298

>>13722263
Your mom loves congos of men, fag

>> No.13722313

>>13704963
>an ancient roman would have said 'kaisar'.
Does the "kai" rhyme with "lay" or with "lye"?

>> No.13722405

>>13703049
Tfw nobody else knows that Caesar salad was invented in Mexico.

>> No.13722413

>>13722298
So this is the fabled memeing of the right wing. Not very good.

>> No.13722416

>>13722313
Lye. It's like the German word kaiser, which was actually derived from Caesar.

>> No.13723359

Have you ever thought about Caesar?

>> No.13723383

>>13722263
Pics or it didn't happen.

>> No.13723619

>>13722413
Your mom loves taking it right in the wing, homo.

>> No.13723859

>>13706272
Somebody with a beard

>> No.13724698

>>13712860
underrated lol

>> No.13724707

>>13703049
seriously? only americans invent salads

>> No.13724726

>>13706233
>chicken
American addition since they are unable to comprehend a plate without meat

>> No.13724748
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You know my grandfather invented the Cobb salad

>> No.13724786

>>13713695
And also went on a rampage across Europe, enslaved people, shut down business' that were operating within' the law, handed out niche manufacturing jobs, ordered company's like M.Benz to make war machines, all to sustain his ludicrous ideas.
Stay off pol it rots your brain.

>> No.13724840

>>13724786
K

>> No.13724854

>>13724786
don't forget enslaved german citizens to build the autobahn

>> No.13724861

>>13703049
I hate to shattee your world view but Caesar Salad was invented by Mexicans.

>> No.13724885

>>13703090
this triggered me
but also, what we detest most in others is our own shortcomings. shit hits too close to him. i fucking hate autists. and yet...

>> No.13724888

IM HAVING A SEIZURE SALAD

>> No.13724899
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>>13707090
your inferiority and ignorance is showing, anon

>> No.13724923

>>13711665
Would it make you seethe if I told you I'm currently drinking an expresso?

>> No.13725110

>>13724923
No because those are bad for you so it doesn't matter what to me what you are doing because you are killing yourself.