/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13686926]

Damn

[Anonymous No.13686929]

>>13686926
hes right you know. beer tastes like asshole

[Anonymous No.13686937]

>>13686929
I happen to enjoy a good asshole you mouldly queef

[Anonymous No.13686941]

>>13686926
i would kick that and this >>13686929 pretentious fuckwit out but not before we all laugh at their social ineptness.

[Anonymous No.13686950]

>>13686929
you could just keep your useless opinion to yourself and request something else. I'm sure they might have some kool-aid or a soda for you to drink.

[Anonymous No.13686952]

>>13686926
I’m glad this thread gets reposted all the time and still doesn’t get deleted as fast as threads related to alcohol or restaurant staff.

[Anonymous No.13687037]

The concept is foreign to some people, obviously the artist of this comic, but some tastes are acquired over time. As in, you have to consume it multiple times and more than likely in different ways in order to find that special something. Someone just starting to try beer probably wouldn't enjoy a 13% ABV beer at first. The artist is probably someone who tries something once or twice expecting that they'll hate it, and then they do hate it, for 20 years without trying again. Tastelet, basically.

[Anonymous No.13687042]

>>13686952
Well technically beer is alcohol, barely.

[Anonymous No.13687061]

>>13686926
Yes, picky eaters are retarded. But here's your (you) for reposting this for the hundredth time.

[Anonymous No.13687185]

>>13686926
Beer is delicious though. I could go for one rn.

[Anonymous No.13687207]

>>13686926
>I only enjoy things that taste like candy because I'm a literal child.

[Anonymous No.13687225]

>>13686926
must suck having a toddler palate

[Anonymous No.13687243]

>>13686950
You really cant because if you do that people are going to question why you didnt get a beer because like the OP comic says it's something that everyone has tricked each other into pretending its good. If people could just get away with ordering a kool aid or a soda, we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.

[Anonymous No.13687248]

>>13687243
Are you trolling or do you not understand that the comic is literally making fun of you?

[Anonymous No.13687263]

>>13687248
How fucking new are you if you don't know what side the comic is on? Actually, how fucking stupid are you, since it's apparent from the comic itself.

[Anonymous No.13687273]

>>13686929
Openly admitting that you are a faggot is not a good play here.

[Anonymous No.13687278]

>>13687037
Quality post.

[Anonymous No.13687358]

>>13686926
>someone likes something I don't
>better quickly gaslight them until they agree with me

Unironically a defining aspect of autism.

[Anonymous No.13687360]

>>13687358
how are you going to convince me everyone supposedly secretly hates beer when I myself enjoy drinking it?

[Anonymous No.13687382]

>>13686926
I would get everyone's attention and tell them what this autist just said, ask for a show of hands of those "pretending" to like their beer, hand the faggot a CapriSun and tell him to leave.

[Anonymous No.13687386]

>>13687248
No, >>13687263 is right. Randal is a huge faggot.

[Anonymous No.13687391]

>>13687243
>If people could just get away with ordering a kool aid or a soda, we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
You literally could though. I'll just point you to the kids' ice chest full of sodas and juices.

[Anonymous No.13687411]

>>13686926
beer tastes good, but what you have is a whole generation of picky eaters who were allowed to get away with their shit instead of being properly educated.

[Anonymous No.13687441]

>>13687386
I don't know who Randal is, but the comic is objectively depicting one guy realizing his friend is kind of a child and just handling the situation like an adult. No matter how many times you repost it you're the only one taking the one line out of context and thinking that's the message.

[Anonymous No.13687445]

>>13687441
>and just handling the situation like an adult.
Too bad nobody else in this thread is capable of that and feels the compulsive need to insult anyone that dare no like beer.

[Anonymous No.13687451]

>>13687445
Because this thread keeps being reposted, and retards keep thinking it's the picky eater general, even though it's kind of making fun of picky eaters.

[Anonymous No.13687594]

>>13687441
>I don't know who Randal is
If you dont even fucking know who the creator of the comic is how the fuck can your newshit ass be speaking with such authority about it?
>objectively depicting one guy realizing his friend is kind of a child and just handling the situation like an adult.
Anyway, setting aside your ignorance, that is a completely fucking subjective interpretation, there isn't anything objective about it at all.

[Anonymous No.13687606]

>>13687594
>if you dont even fucking know who the creator of the comic is how the fuck can your newshit ass be speaking with such authority about it?

[Anonymous No.13687623]

>>13686926
only americans dont like beer

>>13686929
only americans know what asshole tastes like

>>13686937
what an american post

>>13686941
yea fuck americans am i right?

>>13686950
hes american, of course he would

>>13686952
thats what happens when americans post

>>13687037
they are american, they dont even understand what a concept is

>>13687042
what kind of american would even type that?

>>13687061
yes, americans are retarded

>>13687185
what kind of american slang is rn? registered nurse? no one gives a fuck you american hospital butler

>>13687207
americans for you

>>13687225
yep, americans are like that

>>13687243
americans everyone!

>>13687248
hes american, understanding is somthing they rarely do

>>13687263
hes american, he cant even grasp what a comic is

>>13687273
hes american...

>>13687278
you didnt link my post there, american. so its not quality

>>13687358
americans are the ones who invented autism

>>13687360
hes american, he cant even convince himself that he is on par with the rest of the world

>>13687382
no you wouldnt, your power fantasies are quite pathetic, american

>>13687386
all americans are faggots

>>13687391
only americans "order" things and not buy them. the audasity of these americans ill tell you what

>>13687411
only americans are picky eaters

>>13687441
what an american post

>>13687445
americans cant even grasp what handle means in this context

>>13687451
only americans get upset about this, american

>>13687594
not everyone knows who the creator of gay american cartoons are, american

[Anonymous No.13687628]

>>13687606
hes american, what did you expect?

[Anonymous No.13687640]

>>13687623

[Anonymous No.13687648]

>>13687640
nice comic american, but real humans can converse with words, are you capable of that, american?

[Anonymous No.13687654]

>>13687648

[Anonymous No.13687657]

>>13687654
>american
>can only post memes

need i say more?

[Anonymous No.13687679]

>>13687657

[Anonymous No.13687680]

>>13687679
can you actually post like a human? thanks, american

[Anonymous No.13687686]

>>13687680

[Anonymous No.13687719]

>>13687686
>americans
>cant even type

fingers to obese, american?

[skitz No.13687804]

>>13687623
man you are like in every thread you must be the ultimate lurking faggot cheers dude

[Anonymous No.13687809]

>>13687804
only americans are this obsessed with me

[Anonymous No.13687820]

>>13687623
RENT

[Anonymous No.13687869]

>>13687037
This is precisely the opposite of the truth. It's easy to like a quadrupel, even on first tasting. That stuff tastes like pure honey. It's the 3% ABV Bud Lite pisswater that takes years of alcoholism to develop positive flavor associations in your brain.
I hate people like you. You don't like how your enjoyment of nice things makes you average and predictable so you try to convince everyone else that it's hard to develop a taste for those things. Sorry to break it to you but nice things are expensive because they're easy to like.

[Anonymous No.13687888]

>>13687869
At least make an argument with the 5% sour beer

[Anonymous No.13687891]

>>13686926
>xkcd
is a plebbit-tier faggot.
And so are you for posting one of his comics.

[Anonymous No.13687918]

>>13687263
He's mocking manchildren like you.

[Anonymous No.13687922]

>>13687869
>everyone who enjoys beer is an alcoholic
>every beer is cheap
Not surprising that a retarded manchild is this socially clueless too.

[Anonymous No.13687925]

>>13687243
Literally nobody cares, paranoid manchild.

[Anonymous No.13687928]

>>13687869
Also, he's literally saying that some tastes are acquired. Not all of them and not burgers, you child-palated obese idiot. Even your reading comprehension is that of a kid.

[Anonymous No.13687933]

>>13687922
A quadrupel is a type of beer, anon. He's saying that you have to be an alcoholic to enjoy mass produced light lagers but everyone can enjoy more expensive beers.

[Anonymous No.13687943]

>>13686929
My favorite beer tastes like coffee.

[Anonymous No.13687955]

I don't like the taste of beer, nobody has ever given me shit for it, I just drink coolers or mixed drinks instead.

[Anonymous No.13687959]

>>13686926
love this meme

normies HATE getting called out how zombie like they are. they will do any dumb shit if other people do it

[Anonymous No.13687964]

>>13687928
>he's literally saying that some tastes are acquired
What makes you think I didn't understand that? I was arguing against his characterisation of expensive craft beers as acquired. It's the cheap stuff that's harder to develop a taste for.
>Not all of them and not burgers
If understanding this is what your definition of reading comprehension requires, I guess I don't have it. What is this supposed to mean? Who said anything about burgers?
>Even your reading comprehension is that of a kid.
Right back at you.

[Anonymous No.13688125]

>that spam
lel, guess DO ANERICANS REALLY is an effective shitpost after all
Was it just contained to this thread or were there others?

[Anonymous No.13688146]

>>13687382
based

[Anonymous No.13688173]

>>13686926
I'll drink all the beer and Cosmopolitans i can, i don't give a fuck what anybody else thinks about it

[Anonymous No.13688359]

>>13686926
no truer cartoon exist, and you can replace beer, with wine, whiskey, or coffee.

[Anonymous No.13688364]

>>13688359

you be trollin

[Anonymous No.13688377]

>>13687037
what a load of crap! you have to force yourself to like something? really? this only proves the point that people only drink alcoholic beverages because they contain alcohol they would not drink them otherwise.

I "acquired" a taste for alcohol in college. Drank beer all the time. even had some favorites. When I left college and had no reason to drink I didn't touch the stuff for 2 years.

One day we decided to have party and I bought all of my favorites. I had to force it and gag it down. None of it tasted good anymore and no amount of drinking it reacquired the taste. Still can't drink it after 25 years.

[Anonymous No.13688380]

>>13687360
I have an experiment for you anon. Stop drinking beer (or any alcohol) for 2 years. Not a single drop. then go back to drinking it. report back with your findings.

[Anonymous No.13688385]

>>13687358
this is the tactic used by the guy who hates pepperoni on this board.

[Anonymous No.13688389]

>>13686926
you've done it now OP here comes the alcoholic brigade to defend their yeast piss.

[Anonymous No.13688393]

>>13688380

I love to drink but am not an alcoholic, and I have gone at least 4 months without a drop, and when I get bored to death and go back to my vodka and OJ, the first night is almost as wonderful as the first time ever.

On the other hand, when I stopped watching TV for a year or so and went back, the godawful onslaught of commercials and laugh tracks was unbearable, and still is. Bad joke. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Another bad joke. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Cut to commercial that you already saw 4 times in the last half hour.

Conclusion: alcohol is wonderful but most of TV sucks ass.

[Anonymous No.13688398]

While it would be a waste of beer couldn’t you just put together a tasting flight of like a sour, a porter, a shandy, a blonde, an ipa, and an imperial stout to showcase extreme variety to somebody who doesn’t know beers?

[Anonymous No.13688406]

>>13688393
2 years

[Anonymous No.13688417]

>>13687933
If it’s a really hot day and the mass produced light lager is very cold then it tastes quite good.
You ever have a blue moon when it’s 105 f?

[Anonymous No.13688419]

>>13688406
>2 years

Yeah, I read that. If you think alcohol tolerance or taste or whatever lasts for 4 months but not 2 years then good for you. Draw some cartoons and get some e-fame.

[Anonymous No.13688424]

>>13688419
you can't do it is the problem. and you know when it's over you won't be able to drink it. you are weak.

[Anonymous No.13688426]

>>13688398
I've had all of them, I like none of them. The only good use of beer is mixing with cheese.
Also
>IPA
fuck the fucking retard that decided a beer should have the same name as a type of alcohol that isn't fit for drinking.

[Anonymous No.13688435]

>>13686926
Get a recently brewed beer that hasn't skunked, or brew your own. Beer tastes worse over time.

[Anonymous No.13688436]

>>13686926
i enjoyed beer until my brewer neighbour let me try some of his stuff. now store bought beer tastes like piss water with an aftertaste of puke. some are barely drinkable, mostly the ales and lighter beers with not too much fuckery in them, but also some of the more expensive IPAs
lately i've been drinking more scotch

[Anonymous No.13688448]

>>13687869
>nice things are expensive because they're easy to like
No, they're expensive because they're a product with lower demand and a higher production cost than pisslagers. Basic market economics faggot.

[Anonymous No.13688462]

>>13688359
We get it, you are a faggot without the palate of an adult. You're better off crying in your room than being a little bitch here though.

[Anonymous No.13688470]

>>13688364
They're not. These people
would rather shill the idea that hundreds of millions of people collectively conspire to pretend to like drinks than accept they have the taste buds of a manchild.
It makes sense that people with an immature palate are immature enough to think anyone falls for their cope.

[Anonymous No.13688477]

craft beer faggots are just about the worst but if you honestly think lager and ipa taste the same you're dumb

[Anonymous No.13688483]

>>13686926
>hey man, you want a beer?
>no thanks, I don’t really like beer. Got anything else
>sure
And this is what people with actual friends who don’t spend their time on reddit acting superior to everyone else would do

[Anonymous No.13688518]

>>13688483
Besides, real men drink cider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3Sfoabv_18

[Anonymous No.13688520]

>>13688377
>this only proves the point that people only drink alcoholic beverages because they contain alcohol they would not drink them otherwise.

well why do adults enjoy spinach, mushroom, tomatoes, seafood, etc, while kids hate a lot of foods like this?

I didn't like anything mentioned above and like them now. these foods certainly don't get me drunk, so what's going on?

it's almost like acquiring a taste is a real thing.

[Anonymous No.13688578]

>>13688377
>exclamation mark
>redditspacing
Either roastie or redditor.

[Anonymous No.13688589]

>>13688424
you obviously can't even begin to comprehend how strong the desire for alcohol is to an alcoholic. you could stop drinking for 10 years and the first time it touches your lips again it'll be like an orgasm. the reward centers in your brain would be in overdrive. that's the reason alcoholism is a life long struggle. you're never not going to want it.

[Anonymous No.13688625]

>>13688578
"Reddit spacing" is more visually appealing.

imagine cramping your text so you don't get accused of being a "Redditor"

fucking lol

[Anonymous No.13688649]

>>13688578
I've been using "reddit" spacing on the internet before reddit or 4chan even existed.

You're a retarded zoomer.

[Anonymous No.13688652]

>>13688578
He’s a faggot but you’re a retard. Why has any paragraph formatting at all been named “reddit spacing”? I thought Reddit spacing was a very specific formatting where white space is put between every phrase.

Literally like this.

Then this is a phrase.

Then this is another phrase.

And finally a last phrase.

What the other guy did is just normal paragraph formatting. Go back to elementary school.

[Anonymous No.13688656]

>>13686926
>self insert of him being offered a drink and then is a complete cunt

[Anonymous No.13688675]

>>13688652
in Reddit you have to leave an extra blank space to get new lines. jumping down just a single line is essentially ignored. see preview in pic related.

so any blank space gets referred to as reddit spacing, even though it looks better like >>13688625 said

now how are reddit haters intimately familiar with the quirks of posting there? hmmm..

[Anonymous No.13688739]

>>13688675

[Anonymous No.13688836]

>>13688448
>low demand makes something expensive
Who teaches this bullshit and calls it "basic economics"? High demand results in high price. It's high demand because people like the taste.

[Anonymous No.13688866]

>>13686926
Why do people act like such passive-aggressive faggots in these situations? Just admit that you don't like beer and take something else.

[Anonymous No.13688939]

>>13686926
>I don't like the taste of beer, therefore no one likes it.
Nice theory of mind, sperglord

[Anonymous No.13688986]

>>13688380
No one's going to stop drinking nor eating something they enjoy just to comply with a child with an underdeveloped palate's made up "experiment".

>>13686929
>>13688377
>>13687869

There are people who like things that you don´t. Grow up and deal with it.

[Anonymous No.13689027]

>>13688986
The irony of your post no doubt escapes you.

[Anonymous No.13689045]

>>13688866

[Anonymous No.13689287]

>>13688675
What kind of retarded fagotty format is that? Yeah, I don't think I could ever use that site. The few times I've went there, I couldn't find anything I was looking for. Shits a clusterfuck that gives me a headache.

[Anonymous No.13689304]

I like lighter beers but not too light. I mean ill still drink something like corona but I prefer something like Fosters or Sapporo if Im given the option. But when someone drinks some dark as fuck, maple syrupy, coffee beer that shits fucking gross
>theres a King of Beers, and his name is Budweiser

[Anonymous No.13689306]

>>13686926
>what do you drink, stouts? Lagers?
>just water thanks
wow that was fucking hard

[Anonymous No.13689308]

>>13688675
In your quest to understand the Redditor, I fear you have been corrupted by them. Im sorry, but we cannot allow you back into the Vault

[Anonymous No.13689310]

>>13687654
my cat hisses at niggers

[Anonymous No.13689329]

>>13689045
>PRRI
>Public Religion Research Institute
Not even once.

[Anonymous No.13689354]

>>13689329
Imagine being such a fedoralord that the mere mention of religion makes you lash out like that. It's not even a religious institution you retard.

[Anonymous No.13689379]

>>13686941
you prove the comic correct simply by typing what you just did
retard

[Anonymous No.13689384]

Alcoholic drinks are basically just poison
The only way they possibly can taste good is if you mix it with a bunch of stuff that tastes good on it's own which is rarely the case for beer
So yeah beer tastes bad and it's obvious why it tastes bad because it's just poison grain water
It makes sense that stuff like wine or rum would taste significantly better because they're made from stuff that actually tastes good

[Anonymous No.13689388]

>>13687207
>liking the taste of asshole
>dude you just don't understand the complexity

[Anonymous No.13689396]

>>13689306
>why dont you drink, you have to drink.
>why dont you get drunk.

[Anonymous No.13689403]

>>13689396
maybe dont go to a party where people get drunk if you dont drink. the setting of this comic looks like a hanging out with friends situation anyway

[Anonymous No.13689404]

Someone post the comic with the pretentious microbrewer pubtasting

[Anonymous No.13689409]

>>13689403
>consume beer become one

[Anonymous No.13689411]

Imagine unironically liking musky water.

[Anonymous No.13689412]

>>13686929
>beer tastes like asshole
I want to like the assholes(female) you are licking

[Anonymous No.13689422]

>>13686929
>beer tastes like asshole
I want to lick the same assholes(female) you are licking

[Anonymous No.13689432]

>>13689354
Say that to my face faggot

[Anonymous No.13689438]

>>13689287
>Shits a clusterfuck that gives me a headache.
Same. It's same thing with some new smartphones and computer operating systems. They make no sense and are illogical as fuck, but youngsters use 'em like nothing.
We are just getting old, you and I.

[Anonymous No.13689521]

>>13688578
>>13688652
see pic

>>13688986
>There are people who like things that you don´t. Grow up and deal with it.
alcoholics?

[Anonymous No.13689675]

>>13687037
>Acquired taste
literally fucking Stockholm Syndrome.

[Anonymous No.13689687]

>>13686926
>this triggers the alcoholic

[Anonymous No.13689695]

>>13689521
People who talk pompous on the internet are redditors. It’s not even usually about the argument as it is the delivery. They’re faggots, and if someone calls someone a redditor, it’s usually because they talk like an ass. Hope that helps clear up your confusion.

[Anonymous No.13689718]

>>13689310
Racist

[Anonymous No.13689726]

>>13689687
Could you imagine drinking scotch if it didn't get you drunk? No, neither can I. The only reason they make alcohol-free beer is because it allows faggots and quitter-faggots (former alcoholics) to blend in during social mixers.

I drink every fucking day, and I love the taste of some beers, wine and hard shit. Alas, I know it is because of what it does to me. The feelings I have for my captor; I know they are not because my captor is awesome, but I like what my captor does to me.

t. alcoholic

[Anonymous No.13689729]

>>13689695
The issue was specifically redditspacing, a specific issue. So fuck off you nigger tit pseud.

[Anonymous No.13689753]

>>13689729
and a good day day to you too gentle sir

[Anonymous No.13689756]

>>13689729
I didn’t mention reddit spacing because that’s what faggots say when someone makes paragraphs, which I don’t do here, but I don’t fucking care if you do, and I don’t read reddit posts so reddit spacing means nothing to me. If being called reddit spacing bothers you so much, stop doing it. Otherwise just tell him to fuck off. Only a faggot starts going on about fucking reddit spacing.

[Anonymous No.13689776]

>>13689729
>The issue was specifically redditspacing, a specific issue
This sentence is more reddit than any amount of double line breaks.

[Anonymous No.13689790]

>>13689726
more like
t. tard who got his first bottle of Jameson after drinking absolute vodka
There is a big reason why your kind of drinkers are absolutely despised by others, and not only non drinkers, its not really about making alcohol fans look bad. Its not holier than thou situation either and that I look down on you because you only drink bottom shelf, but rather you abuse it. Its like why rum has a bad reputation because of Captain Morgan put a stamp on the whole industry. Yes the stuff itself is bad, but its a good mixer, but its also the "lol I don't drink vodkaredbull anymore look how much better I'm" type of thing. It s like drinking Jack Daniels to impress others.
If you drink alcohol to get drunk its clear you don't enjoy the stuff itself, you just want to get smashed, which is completely normal if you are a teenager, but if you are in your 20-30's, then my man you should really change your life, also you are clearly not mentally matured enough to drink.

[Anonymous No.13689798]

>>13686926
The fuck is this retarded shit? Beer tastes so fucking good to me that I use it as seasoning on several recipes...

You are either a tastelet or is drinking very shitty beer made of corn syrup.

[Anonymous No.13689803]

>>13688520
Kids have a pure palette while adults are brainwashed by sheep mentality to eat or drink something because they think it's good for them. Beer is literally bread water that tastes like piss and if you drink piss everyday you get used to it. Nobody drinks piss for the first time and loves it, they get peer pressured by other morons because it's a legal drug.

[Anonymous No.13689813]

>>13688380
I did this when I was working in an Islamic country. Came back to my own country and that pint of beer was the best thing I've ever tasted.

[Anonymous No.13689818]

>>13689726
I can because I love the taste of a good scotch. The alcohol is a bonus.

[Anonymous No.13689820]

>>13689790
>this baby-tier genera take on alcoholism
>calling others children

I’ve got some news for you, kiddo. You sound like that pompous kid in college who acts better than his classmates because he’s been to his dads favorite cigar bar

[Anonymous No.13689836]

>>13689675
It's called having your tastes change or growing up, pathetic manchild. Same reason why people preferring the taste of garlic over that of gummy bears in their adulthood isn't "Stockholm Syndrome".

[Anonymous No.13689844]

>>13689753
Ay.
>>13689756
>I didn’t mention[...]
Too bad, that is what the topic was.
>>13689776
We can trust your judgement as a reddit connoisseur. Thank you for your prompt and unsolicited expertise in this matter.

[Anonymous No.13689845]

>>13689396
>>13689409
Nobody forces you to drink. First and foremost because nobody invites you to go out and second because people physically restraining you and shoving drinks down your throat isn't a common practice in bars or parties.

[Anonymous No.13689850]

>>13689438
>corny reddit-tier humor

[Anonymous No.13689860]

>>13689820
Very weak bait my man, I especially said about this better than you part, that its not about that. Its about that if you abuse alcohol its obvious you shouldn't drink. Its a very degenerate habit and you'll end up terrible. If you are a teen its understandable, because its a whole new fucking world and you want to know it, its an experience most guys go trough, because of curiosity.
But if you are doing this as someone in his 20s, then its more than clear you really shouldn't drink, because its a slippery slope, and its clear as day: you are not prepared for this.
Also you are obviously from reddit, and its not only spacing, but the way you type too. So stick your gay rainbow colored absolut bottle up your ass and go back to robbit because you are megafaggot.

[Anonymous No.13689862]

>>13689803
HAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, little brats that find vegetables icky and like gummy bears have a more refined palate than adults who like actual cuisine, you fucking idiot. At least you admit to having the palate of a kid.
Also
>beer tastes bad because I don't like it
Literally the same "argument" over and over. Cry more.

[Anonymous No.13689867]

>>13686926
You could make the same argument for tea but tea is great for you .. just saiyan.

[Anonymous No.13689868]

>>13689818
And nobody makes alcohol-free scotch because there is no market. I didn't say you don't believe your own bullshit, hell that is part and parcel of Stockholm Syndrome.
>>13689836
>a clear misunderstanding of what Stockholm Syndrome is.
Calm down, faggot. Ignorance isn't equivalent to stupidity. I can give you some time to catch up on reading about the issue before we engage again.

[Anonymous No.13689870]

>>13689862
How many beers did it take before you liked it? 6? 20? fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.13689871]

>>13689868
Cope harder, pathetic manchild.

[Anonymous No.13689880]

>>13689870
Never kept count just like I've never kept count of when I started liking mustard or garlic, you dumb manchild.

[Anonymous No.13689886]

>>13689880
Too many to count huh? I guess you had to get drunk before it started tasting good you fucking tool.

[Anonymous No.13689887]

>>13688377
>What's the point of something if it's not instantly gratifying
Imagine being this much of a fucking zoomer holy shit

[Anonymous No.13689895]

>tfw I love beer but I've put on weight so have to cut it out

[Anonymous No.13689901]

>>13689895
No you don't. Carbs don't cause weight gain, it's all the meat you're eating.

[Anonymous No.13689902]

If beer tastes horrible why do people drink it
>inb4 to get drunk
Kvass is pretty much beer without the alcohol and it is an extremely popular drink.

Face the facts, this retarded "beer tastes bad" meme is popular among mostly americans and much like culinary you are absolutely fucking worthless at making beverages that are actually palpable instead of tasting like dog piss.

[Anonymous No.13689906]

>>13689887
>post-college age
>somehow a zoomer
Fuck, I don't get this meme.

[Anonymous No.13689908]

>>13689901
Then explain how I've lost 7lbs by doing nothing other than cutting out beer.

[Anonymous No.13689910]

>>13689860
>you’re obviously from reddit because you disagree with my retarded world view
>muh degeneracy
>apparent /pol/dditor calling someone else a redditor
Never been to reddit once in my life, kiddo. That’s not what this is about though and I really see no point in continuing a bickering match with a man child who observes the world through a conspiracy theory board on an anime website. It’s like trying to convince an alcoholic who’s not ready to quit drinking. Different things but the brain functionality of an alcoholic is similar to that of a child in a cult.

[Anonymous No.13689913]

>>13689886
I didn't say "too many", I said I never kept count, you fucking idiot. Do you keep count of how many times you ate garlic or did you eat whole plates of it until you liked it? I didn't. Same thing with beer.

[Anonymous No.13689914]

>>13689860
You sound like a a /pol/fag and your shit is all fucked up. Get better kid.

[Anonymous No.13689915]

>>13689906
>post college age
>acts like a zoomer
Holy shit is this the anon to rival the 30 year old boomer? The mid twenties zoomer?

[Anonymous No.13689932]

>>13689913
You're talking about spices and condiments. Food is naturally bland. Try eating beef, chicken or vegetables with no seasoning. You'll get bored real quick. You add spices or condiments to add flavor or fragrance. How do you equate adding flavor to something to adjust the flavor to your liking to drinking grain byproduct to make profit off waste?

[Anonymous No.13689948]

>>13689908
Genetics.

[Anonymous No.13689953]

>>13689868
No one makes alcohol free scotch because you need to have alcohol to make it taste like it does, you idiot.

[Anonymous No.13689974]

>>13689860
Hey, this guy:>>13689820
Is not the same as this guy:>>13689726

Just wanted to make sure you knew. Personally I agree with about 5% of what you say, but the rest is very much "holier than thou". You can tell too, my man, because you open with that disclaimer repeatedly. If the disclaimer wasn't necessary, you wouldn't include it, let alone lead with it. You may or may not see that as truth but I hope you don't want to argue about it because I don't.

>its a very degenerate habit and you'll end up terrible.
This I do not understand. Maybe you saw some friends or family go this way. Why would you think I am the same as them? I am no degenerate, and everyone dies and it is terrible. So what if I take a decade off my life from the ass end where it is geriatric misery? I figure this is just concern trolling as you distance yourself from fellow drinkers by chastising me.

[Anonymous No.13689986]

>>13689871
>all those buzzwords.
Dare I say, we found the roastie?
>>13689880
>manchild
Yep, its a roastie.
>inb4 something something virgin incel manchild man up and marry the roastie, et al.

[Anonymous No.13690000]

>>13689953
>people drink it because of the alcohol
Thank you for proving my point.

[Anonymous No.13690009]

>>13690000
Wasted

[Anonymous No.13690019]

>>13690000
>people consume something because of the ingredients that make it what it is
imagine my shock

[Anonymous No.13690028]

>"i drank some whiskybeers now im a big burly manbeard! heckin' awesome!!!"

[Anonymous No.13690030]

>>13686926
>>13686929
Tell that to my best friend who can't keep his hands from shaking after having 20 bottles for breakfast

[Anonymous No.13690043]

>>13690030
>drug addict needs his fix
wow. shocking stuff.

[Anonymous No.13690044]

>>13690009
>>13690000
>checked
The quads don't lie.

>>13690019
Right? can you imagine someone denying they drink alcohol for intoxication!?! Absurd.

[Anonymous No.13690051]

>>13690044
Alcohol is only one of the ingredients, dumb manchild. And people usually drink whiskey in amounts that don't get them drunk.

[Anonymous No.13690054]

>>13689803
Ok retard

[Anonymous No.13690059]

>>13689986
>cries about people liking beer
>is a virgin freak
Like pottery

[Anonymous No.13690068]

>>13690051
>no source on that obvious bullshit
holy cope.
>>13690059
>being this butthurt about digits

[Anonymous No.13690071]

>>13690044
Yeah just like gow people only eat spices because it makes their eyes water and their throat burn. Fucking spice addicts, they don't actually like the taste!

I really don't understand what sort of retardation makes you go by the notion that you can only do it for the taste or the effects of alcohol, as if the two are mutually exclusive. What's your rebuttal to
>>13689902
?

[Anonymous No.13690100]

>>13690071
>refute some bullshit written by some kvass swilling slav who is obsessed with america
Who the fuck cares?

[Anonymous No.13690110]

>>13690000
No, you idiot, the flavours are dissolved in the alcohol threw the mashing and distillation process.

[Anonymous No.13690114]

>>13690110
>threw
t. der ewige phoneposter

[Anonymous No.13690116]

>>13690100
Not slavic. I'll accept your humble concession though. Try being a little less of a sore loser next time.

[Anonymous No.13690119]

IPAs and big beer except yuengling & blue moon = shit

yuengling and blue moon = good, taste like apple juice & bread

not complicated

[Anonymous No.13690121]

>>13686926
A good lager tastes like bread soda but anything to hoppy is disgusting. Try more beer.

[Anonymous No.13690125]

>>13690068
>>being this butthurt about digits
What digits?

[Anonymous No.13690130]

>>13690116
>t. obsessed with america

[Anonymous No.13690138]

>>13690130
Was I wrong? Are you British? Italian? You know I'm right and have no argument so quit whining. You're embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous No.13690151]

>>13690116
Here you sound like a delusional tranny.
>>13690138
And here you sound hysterical.

Either way, never gonna pass. Dilate/seethe, etc.

[Anonymous No.13690154]

>>13690151
Have sex incel

[Anonymous No.13690164]

>>13690154

[Anonymous No.13690168]

>>13690164

[Anonymous No.13690174]

>>13690164
Trannies try much harder to be feminine. This is clearly just a dude dressed up like a chick as a joke. Zoomers believe everything they see and read on the internet is real though cause they’re retarded

[Anonymous No.13690204]

>>13689438
Its not really about getting old, it's just shit-tier UI geared towards the lazy illiterate masses.
Reddit just seems to have a shit UI based on nesting but the entire upboat system fucks that by making it a half-hidden/censored tangled mess. Fuck that site and fuck this >>13689850 zoomer newfag.

[Anonymous No.13690214]

>beer
I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. You should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

[Anonymous No.13690309]

>>13690214
unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.13690316]

>>13690214
I like the conspiracy theory edit better.

[Anonymous No.13690368]

>>13686926
>>13687891
xkcd is cringe but even a broken clock is right twice a day

[Anonymous No.13690484]

>it's another Big Autism thread

[Anonymous No.13690668]

>>13689953
>you need to have alcohol to make it taste like it does
proving the point that you morons will drink anything as long as it has muh alcohol.

[Anonymous No.13690678]

>>13689695
so then you're a redditor? i mean based on what you said you fit the bill.

[Anonymous No.13690692]

>>13690668
>>13690051

[Anonymous No.13690804]

>>13687959
Based!
Fuck NPCs and fuck beer

[Anonymous No.13690870]

the comic is how I feel about coffee, come to think of it. mmm-mmm, horrible bitter bean water, insert "don't talk to me till I've had my coffee" boomer meme.

[Anonymous No.13690922]

Alcohol sucks, you fuckers are just addicts. Babies can be weened from the teet but you guys will be drinking from the bottle forever. If we ever mock you still drinking from your widdle booze bottle you cry and throw a hissy fit. Pathetic druggies, booze isn't food and belongs on >>>/b/ not /ck/.

Here's a challenge for you: if you really, truly, 100% believe that beer tastes good, it's not stockholm syndrome, you aren't addicts, why aren't you drinking solely non-alcoholic beer? Afraid your mind not being dulled when you drink it may make you think heretical anti-drug thoughts?

[Anonymous No.13690924]

>>13686926
what? beer tastes good. as a kid i always loved taking sips of daddy's beer here and there

[Anonymous No.13690927]

>>13690922
You don't belong here and you never did. /ck/ is a degen-friendly board, and your bigotry is not appropriate here.

[Anonymous No.13690929]

>>13687804
>>13687686
>>13687679
>>13687654
>>13687640
what he post?

[Anonymous No.13690933]

someone needs to tell my dad to stop pretending to like beer, he's been drinking miller lite on a daily basis for 40 years. what's his endgame?

[Anonymous No.13690938]

>>13690927
No, /b/ is the board for degenerates, where people talk about drugs and butt chugging. Please go back to your containment board.

[Anonymous No.13690949]

>>13690922
alcohol is part of the flavor. you can't have beer without alcohol. non-alcoholic beer is an imitation.

[Anonymous No.13690957]

>>13690949
Spoken like a true druggie.

[Anonymous No.13690958]

>>13690938
>Please go back to your containment board.

[Anonymous No.13690979]

>>13690922
Because
A) alcohol is part of the flavor
B) nobody has to prove anything to a manchild subhuman like you

Cry more faggot

[Anonymous No.13690999]

>>13690979
>subhuman
That's rich coming from you. If I weren't against your drug habits I might laugh. Try one of the you laugh you lose threads on /b/ where you belong.

[Anonymous No.13691009]

>>13690999
I drink a beer like twice a year, you stupid fattie.

[Anonymous No.13691030]

>>13691009
Twice is more than zero, you aren't free.

[Anonymous No.13691037]

>>13691030
I'm most likely healthier than you, obese fag.

[Anonymous No.13691040]

>>13687686
This image is pure sex appeal.

[Anonymous No.13691057]

>>13691037
I'm not your mirror, you fervent defender of a 7 calories per gram depressant you claim to not be an addict to despite fighting so hard against its detractors.

[Anonymous No.13691083]

>>13691057
>n-no u
Retarded fat cunt thought he would come sperg out at adult-palated people and bot get called out on his bullshit

[Anonymous No.13691144]

>>13691083
Care to explain to the class how you "called out" anything? No, of course not you pants pissing idiot. You brought up weight to change the subject, offered no backing to your claims, and when I made a correlation that points to your kind's higher likelihood of obesity (google beer belly) you act like you won? Wow you sure got me.

Know what you should do, if the alcohol in booze is your favorite part? Do everyone a favor and go drink that until your liver fails. Don't worry about having second thoughts on your stance after starting, the dulled brain will prevent those.

[Anonymous No.13691150]

>>13691057
Because nobody likes a pretentious straight edge onanist. Might as well be flying the flag for veganism.

[Anonymous No.13691156]

>>13691150
Beer is vegan though.

[Anonymous No.13691160]

>>13690933
>what's his endgame
This is my favorite meme.

[Anonymous No.13691172]

>>13688836
Low demand = Low supply
Low supply = Higher price
Jesus anon I didn't think you were this retarded

[Anonymous No.13691218]

>>13691144
There is literally nothing to debunk, retort or deflect from, you fat idiot. Crying like a little faggot how people "pretend to like beer" is a baseless and delusional assertion in the first place that warrants no argument. Every straight edge faggot I've ever met is a lardass and you're most likely no exception.

[Anonymous No.13691228]

>>13686926

Drinking beer "for the taste" is the most stupid thing I can think of. Having 1 or 2 beers and then not having any more is such a fucking waste of money it's actually ludicrous that I even have to bring it up.

ZERO PER CENT (0%) of you would drink any beer if all of the alcohol was removed from it. Hell, even if the taste was IDENTICAL with alcohol still in it, you wouldn't drink it if it didn't contain any. Because don't, for a second, say that alcohol in a drink actually makes it taste better. Alcohol is an inherently bad tasting thing. We are genetically predisposed to NOT LIKE drinking alcohol because it is to our evolutionary and survival disadvantage to drink something that impairs us so much.

All drinks taste better without alcohol in them. Yet, for some reason, you cling to drinking beer simply because "you like the taste"? Drink fucking water.

If you're going to drink beer, at least do it to get drunk and stop lying to yourself and others regarding your intentions.

[Anonymous No.13691249]

>>13691228
What a pathetic bitch. Not our fault you have the palate of a kid, you fucking dork.

[Anonymous No.13691250]

>>13688520

Enjoying dark green veggies are the only TRUE acquired tastes. As in, you don't need to force yourself to enjoy them. Your body simply begins to enjoy them as you grow into an adult. It's literally part of growing up. Eating dark greens is beneficial to one's health due to the large amount of micronutrients in them.

Children don't enjoy them because their tastebuds are literally different than an adult's. Children prefer candy and carb based calories because they are calorie dense and children need calories to grow. As you age, you don't need that as much and your taste buds literally change to enjoy the bitter taste of rapini.

You never "acquire" a taste for alcohol. You are forcing your body to drink and "enjoy" it under the guise that it contains alcohol in it. There is nothing beneficial about drinking alcohol. It is ONLY a detriment to the body, and as such, pure alcohol tastes like poison.

[Anonymous No.13691254]

>>13691228
Who the fuck are you to speak on behalf of what other people like or not, you virgin freak?

[Anonymous No.13691259]

>>13691218
I bet everyone looks like a lardass to you then, druggie. But that's detracting from the original point.
If you want porn, outside of visiting a different site, you go to one of the many yellow boards. If you want drugs, you're only choice here is /b/. Alcohol is a drug. This is /ck/. Get out. You can't drink beer without alcohol in it, you go to /b/. You can't eat mushrooms without poison in them, you go to /b/.

[Anonymous No.13691261]

>>13691228
>Having 1 or 2 beers and then not having any more is such a fucking waste of money it's actually ludicrous that I even have to bring it up.
better than having a fucking soda, or coffee, or juice, or la croix

[Anonymous No.13691266]

>>13691228
>ZERO PER CENT (0%) of you would drink any beer if all of the alcohol was removed from it. Hell, even if the taste was IDENTICAL with alcohol still in it
I absolutely would

[Anonymous No.13691268]

>>13689901

...

Are people on 4chan dumb?

Alcohol is a macronutrient. It contains calories. Alcohol, the bonds that make up alcohol, contain energy and are used up by the body, much like how fats and sugars are. As a matter of fact, alcohol is more calorie dense than glucose and proteins.

Calorie density by weight:
Fats: 9 calories per gram
Alcohol: 7 calories per gram
Protein: 4 calories per gram
Glucose: 4 calories per gram

Yes, alcohol causes weight gain. (So do carbs, wtf are you talking about?).

[Anonymous No.13691274]

>>13691259
Beer is a drink and is a topic that belongs here hence why beer threads don't get deleted. Your fat crying bitch's opinion is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.13691275]

>>13691268
Are redditors dumb?

[Anonymous No.13691279]

>>13691228
By this logic people pretend to like refined sugar btw since it is detrimental to health, btw. In other words, you're making up inconsistent theories to cope with being a manchild.

[Anonymous No.13691285]

>>13691274
That's because the jannies don't do their job, so it's up to the users to tell you to fuck off and you are unwanted.

[Anonymous No.13691289]

>>13690979
>>13690949

>alcohol is part of the flavour

Pure ethanol tastes like poison. There is no way you enjoy it. Any drink that contains alcohol would invariably taste better without ethanol.

[Anonymous No.13691293]

>>13691285
Your manchild feelings are irrelevant, lardass, beer threads are on topic.

[Anonymous No.13691296]

>>13691289
Funny how you manchildren don't apply your logic to sugar.

[Anonymous No.13691300]

>>13691279

Oh my, are you still in high school?

Sugars, including refined sugars, taste good because they are calorie dense.
>B- b- but alcohol is even more calorie dense!

On a gram per gram basis, sugar is FAR less damaging to the body than alcohol. Even on a calorie to calorie comparison, sugar is far less damaging to the body. Your logical conclusion is so weak. Better luck next time.

[Anonymous No.13691307]

>>13691293
/b/ is the only board alcohol is relevant
>>>/b/
>>13691296
Pure sugar tastes like poison now? Are your tastebuds okay anon? I mean the obvious answer is no because your drink, this is rhetorical.

[Anonymous No.13691311]

>>13691296

Read
>>13691268
>>13691250
>>13691300

Sugar is unironically better for you than alcohol in every metric. Sugar is just a carbohydrate. But I assume you mean things like sucrose when you say "sugar". Even sucrose is better for the body than alcohol.

[Anonymous No.13691313]

>>13691296
that's because our bodies evolved to crave and process sugar
just because we eat too much of it doesn't mean that we aren't supposed to eat it period

whereas alcohol has effectively no real benefits to your body
even the whole "glass of red wine" health benefit was from the antioxidants in grapes, not the booze

[Anonymous No.13691322]

>>13691300
>>13691307
>>13691311
All awful, awful posts.

[Anonymous No.13691331]

>>13691300
You said that since alcohol is bad for health it can't taste good therefore people pretend to like it. Since refined sugars are bad for health, it can't taste good therefore people pretend to like it. That is if one were to apply your obese retard logic you pulled out of your ass.

>>13691307
No, you obese retard, see the paragraph above.

[Anonymous No.13691362]

>>13691331

But refined sugars aren't bad for your health, anon. They are bad for your health in the same way that an excess of anything is bad for your health.

Alcohol, in any amount, is bad for your health. This isn't like sugar, were a little bit is fine and a lot is bad. Alcohol is bad for one's health whether it's a drop or a drink. And yes, this includes refined sugars, as you've mentioned. As "sugar" is synonymous with carbohydrate. I understand that refined sugar refers to things like sucrose.

If you have a tea spoon of sucrose and a tea spoon of ethanol. Which do you think you'd have a better time ingesting and tasting? Alcohol is literally poison and only harms the body. It's benefit is that it's calorie dense -- but fats are far healthier for you than any amount of alcohol.

[Anonymous No.13691391]

>>13691228
Stacks of beer tastes good, it isn't all boomer pisswater.

[Anonymous No.13691709]

>>13689396
Sounds like shitty people. Find new friends.

[Anonymous No.13691714]

>>13686929
kys

[Anonymous No.13691715]

>>13691172
>Low demand = Low supply
That's not how the graph works. If supply is only low to match low demand, it doesn't shift the supply curve. The supply curve only shifts if there is an endogenous change in supply. A product with low demand is never going to be expensive unless there is something else causing the supply for the product to be even lower.

[Anonymous No.13691862]

>>13688520
children are more susceptible to bitter compounds than adults.

[Anonymous No.13691875]

>>13687243
>>13687918
The protagonist was the one questioning beer consumption.
Get your iq checked retard.

>>13686926
>>13686929
Agreed, beer literally tastes like moldy stale bread because that's literally what it is, stale liquid moldy bread.
Additionally it also has a lot of estrogen and will cause a lot of bloating which is what causes the "dad bod" beer gut

[Anonymous No.13691887]

>>13687207
>>13687185
>>13687411
>>13687918
>>13689798
>smells like a cumrag
>tastes like bitter ass
Do you guys even pay attention to what you're consuming it's terrible for health as well see>>13691875

[Anonymous No.13691908]

>>13688520
Children's tastebuds aren't fucked up from years of hotsauce or in your case beer abuse so they can taste stuff more accurately than adults

[Anonymous No.13691920]

>>13691908
I hate beer as well but saying stupid shit like this doesn't help our side. Why don't you quiet down and let the adults talk?

[Anonymous No.13691948]

>>13690922
noone makes non alcoholic beer that has the flavors of beer I enjoy the taste of, can I get a drink with the dark molasses and chocolate flavors of a good stout? or the hoppy and citrusy flavor of a hazy IPA? no, you can't. you can get shit lager that's even more flavorless than the real beer it's trying to copy.

[Anonymous No.13691963]

congrats to op for the worst iteration of this shitty tired old thread yet. actual fucking autism from a few butthurt puritan asperger fags unironically defending an xkcd comic. these are the types of men who ride public transit and bring a backpack to work.

[Anonymous No.13692419]

>>13691948
This. The only brans that make non-alcoholic beer are the same brands that make the mass prouced swill I avoid at all cost in the first place. If I don't touch the regular beer made by them even if it's offered to me on the house, why would I bother with their alcohol free versions?

[Anonymous No.13692544]

>>13691887
We don't have your shitty taste buds, you stupid pos.

[Anonymous No.13692552]

>>13691875
It doesn't taste "moldy" or "stale" any more than salami or cheese dpes, you fucking idiot. Stop being a little bitch at people who have adult palates.

>>13691908
HAHAHA, sure, brats who have a preference for gummy bears and lollipops have more nuanced palates than people who consume actual cuisine and beverages, you moronic manchild.

[Anonymous No.13692585]

>all these raging obese manchildren
Kek

[Anonymous No.13693277]

>>13692585
Takes one to know one.

[Anonymous No.13693533]

>>13688377
Somethings you gotta get to know well before being able to fully appreciate

[Anonymous No.13694274]

>>13689887
things I have been called on this board (of which am an not)
boomer
zoomer
jew
nazi
redditor

[Anonymous No.13694300]

>>13686929
you're not supposed to drink it warm

[Anonymous No.13694364]

>>13694300
I like it somewhat below room temperature but not cold. Whiskey at anything below room temp is fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.13694533]

>>13690922
i tried NA beer just to see what it tastes like. THAT shit is disgusting. Alcohol is part of what makes beer and other drinks taste good. I think it has to do with how alcohol evaporates. Especially with hard liquor, you get a whole taste and smell experience that's fucking great with food and smoke.

[Anonymous No.13695889]

>>13686926
>>13686929
>>13691875
>whaaaaaa! stop liking things that I don't like! y- you are probably just pretending!