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13683660 No.13683660 [Reply] [Original]

>don't drink coffee bro it's bad for your health

>> No.13683664

>>13683660
coffee is for fags

>> No.13683670

>>13683664

People have been drinking it since the 15th century. Just because you have the palate of a baby and don’t enjoy it doesn’t mean shit. Stick bang zoomer bitch boy.

>> No.13683674

>>13683670
you're a fag

>> No.13683701
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13683701

Ok I will just stick to my cigarettes, whiskey, and marijuana

>> No.13683710

>>13683701
But will that work?

>> No.13683735

>>13683710
Hell no! Needs me coffee by’

>> No.13683747

>>13683670
>palate
Check out this faggot

>> No.13683749

"Other health problems" also include decreased risks of diabetes, heart disease, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and literally every other health related defect that a person consciously deciding to drink coffee instead of an energy drink would enjoy.

It's still less healthy than abstaining from caffeine altogether.

>> No.13683759

>>13683660
I have a legit caffeine allergy.
I was basically manic for an entire year and medications didnt do shit I told them I drank like 3 lattes a day so they put powdered caffeine on my hand and it blistered up horribly

Haven't had any caffeine in a week and once the withdrawals went away I was just your average happy dude

>> No.13683765

>>13683759
I must be allergic to faggots because whenever I’m around one my dick swells up

>> No.13683769

How much regular is "regular"?
How do I avoid heart failure and accept it's sleepy time instead of wanting to stay up all night in order to fix my shitty decisions during the day?

>> No.13683770

>>13683769
Don’t drink coffee after 3:00 in the afternoon

>> No.13683819

>>13683735
But does coffee even work?

>> No.13683832

>>13683660
Regular meth users almost never die of prostate cancer.

>> No.13683835

is coffee good for you

>> No.13683837

>>13683819
Fuck no! I just love the taste. I can fall asleep an hour after two cups. Works for some I guess but my body is a trash fire.

>> No.13683840

>>13683660
grandpa drank coffee all his life and died of alzheimers complications

>> No.13683844

>>13683840
I'm sorry about your grandpa, anon.
I've lost both of mine but I was thankful their minds stayed sharp throughout. Losing someone to Alzheimer's is extra rough.

>> No.13683859

>>13683837
>I can fall asleep an hour after two cups
Surprised that that works. Are you sure it really works?

>> No.13683874

>>13683660
Are there teas that provide the same result?

>> No.13683908

>>13683670
Funny since coffee literally tastes like shit, but you deal with it because of your addiction to it. That or you add tons of sugar and other shit in it making it even worst for your health.

>> No.13683917

>>13683660
https://www.livescience.com/15115-5-health-benefits-smoking-disease.html
>Smoking lowers risk of knee-replacement surgery
>Smoking lowers risk of Parkinson's disease
>Smoking lowers risk of obesity
>Smoking lowers risk of death after some heart attacks
>Smoking helps the heart drug clopidogrel work better
>don't smoke bro it's bad for your health

hahaha just ignore the fact that it'll also give you lung cancer and kill you most likely, along with a bunch of other terrible shit if you do it for your entire life.

>> No.13684248

>>13683832
Based
Although evropean hrt also helps people to not get prostate cancer, so combining that an regular meth use must prove healthy!

>> No.13684253

>>13683765
Kek

>> No.13684352

>>13683660
>SPOILER
Everything does something positive and negative and you need to moderate it. Pointless threads.

>> No.13684386

>>13683660
Didn't they say a year ago drinking too much would give you a stroke? Which clickbait should I believe bros?

>> No.13684389

>>13683660
does black tea count?

>> No.13684392

>>13683908
I drink black americanos and love it. It takes an adult palate to appreciate bitter and fruity notes in a good cup of coffee.

In shittier coffee, all you need is a splash of cream, which adds a little bit of fat and some sugars from the milk.

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>>13684392
>I’m so sophisticated
>I only dilute my espresso with a cup of water
>you wouldn’t understand with your child’s pallet
Fucking hell, do you even hear yourself?

>> No.13684417

>>13684413
It's a triple espresso. Sipping it right now.

Stay mad child.

>> No.13684436

>>13684417
Big boys don’t water down their espresso. I add shots of it to coffee or drink it as is. Guess it’s just a little too strong for you huh?

>> No.13684446

>>13684436
three shots of espresso + water > 1 espresso + coffee

>> No.13684490

>>13684446
>urrr it’s stronger than adding it to coffee
Cope harder waterfag

>> No.13684494

>>13684490
Okay retard

>> No.13684501

>>13684494
Look how fucking angry you are because you’re too much of a bitch to drink a cup of espresso. It’s beautiful.

>> No.13684505

>>13684501
Okay hallucinatory retard

>> No.13684584

I love pure black coffee, but I also hate eating in general,i think my tastebuds are fucked up.

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>> No.13685253

>>13685251
how do we fix WRPGs?

>> No.13686330

>>13683660
Even if I would get cancer from it, I wouldn't stop drinking coffee.

>> No.13686653

>>13684505
what a little bitch you cant even drink espresso straight
your mama raised one hell of a fag

>> No.13686789

>be plant
>make tasty fruits for animals to eat
>put seeds in them so i can reproduce
>make seeds poisonous and bitter so they don't get chewed
>dumb primates come along
>they grind my seeds into a fine powder and drink them

>> No.13686801

>>13683670
Fag detected

>> No.13686970

>>13684501
Except you're drinking espresso and water.

>> No.13687952

>>13686789
>poisonous
Except coffee drinkers statistically live longer, dumbo.

>> No.13687956

>>13683832
>>13683917
Has meth or smoking been associated with a lower risk of all-cause mortality like coffee though?

>> No.13687968

>>13686789
did you flunk junior high?

>> No.13687970

Need to curb my coffee drinking then. Don't really enjoy living.

Also, fuck diluting espresso.

>> No.13688036

>>13683908
manchild cope

>> No.13688062

>>13683660
I started drinking coffee at age eight and my older brothers would warm me I'd be short or something
Jokes on those faggots, I'm 4 inches taller then the oldest and 5 inches then 2nd oldest

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>>13688062
>started drinking coffee at age 11
>grew up to be 5'5
mfw

>> No.13688529

>>13686970
80% of the time I drink espresso, I drink espresso. The other 20% I get a few shots thrown in my coffee in the morning at McDonald’s, which is hardly even espresso. I’m just trying to make their coffee drinkable. I don’t drink americanos, that’s a waste of good espresso. Trying to make coffee stronger is not a waste. Trying to make espresso weaker is a waste.

>> No.13688837

>>13688529
>Trying to make espresso weaker is a waste.
Does that even work?

>> No.13688961

>>13683859
Happens to some after abusing it for too long

>> No.13689034

>>13683670
>palate
I think you mean palette, you illiterate cretin.

>> No.13689038

>>13688837
I meant waste of ones manhood, not waste of espresso. You could pour the shit on the ground and I don’t give a fuck as long as I’m not paying for it. But it’s cool, I get it. Some men like water in their espresso like how some men like to watch other men fuck their wives and girlfriends. It’s not my jam but you do you.

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>>13689034
you mean plate?

>> No.13689238

>>13689135
I mean pallet, obviously.

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>>13683660

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I will never forget this one time this schlubby faggot in my office break room saw me pouring a cup of black coffee and said 'you know that stuff really isn't that good for you.' as he's eating a mcDouble and 12 nuggies. like fuck off, retard you've got bigger fish to fry

>> No.13690765

>>13683670
Based.

>> No.13690830

>>13683660
Coffee is disgusting, it stains teeth, has an awful after taste and makes you resistant / addicted to caffeine. Although a little bit for you now and then can be good for you, most people don't drink coffee nowadays. They instead drink coffee-flavoured milkshakes. That's why there are so many fat ass whores walking around. They think they're drinking healthy coffee when they order their grandelatttecumpuccino from Starbucks, when in reality they're consuming more calories than a delicious McDonald's ice cream shakes.

>> No.13690837

>>13683660
Stop reposting shit. We literally had a thread the other day on this with the same image you clearly took from it but everyone who wanted to actually talk about it did so, and now this is just shit.

>> No.13690985

>>13683660
study paid for by coffee industry

>> No.13690997

I'm checking out at 70, maybe sooner. I don't really care all that much about those things.

>> No.13691014

>>13690830
>Coffee is disgusting
Stopped reading there, manchild. Go back to your candy thread.

>> No.13691032

>>13690830
>Although a little bit for you now and then can be good for you, most people don't drink coffee nowadays.
Except that regular coffee consumption has been associated with several health benefits. Why is every anti-coffee poster an uneducated retard?

>> No.13691048

>>13683701
Do you think you might have a problem?

>> No.13691098

>>13690985
Cope

>> No.13691100

>>13690997
why wait so long?

>> No.13691558
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old people drink more coffee than anyone i know, like literally all day until their 7pm bedtime, and yet only old people get alzheimer's & dementia

>> No.13691955

the way people are addicted to it certainly isn't healthy
people joke but they are literally addicted to it
there are better caffeine sources with better high for lack of better word
coffee can be useful or tasty in some cases

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>>13683660
There was one study linking smoking with decreased dementia.

>> No.13692288

>>13683701
thought the thumbnail was a woman with her back and her asscheeks showing to the camera lol

>> No.13692489

>>13684389
Tea with caffeine should count for something yes, black and green tea are high in caffeine

>> No.13692505

>>13691558
It lowers the risk but it isnt a cure. A good way to avoid dementia is to abstain from getting stuck in routine, wich old people absolutely refuse to do

>> No.13692511

>>13684392
>black americanos
Mutt's Law

>> No.13692562

>>13691955
>the way people are addicted to it certainly isn't healthy
Can you prove that regular coffee drinkers are less healthy than people who don't drink coffee?

>> No.13692566

>>13683765
Kek

>> No.13692578

>>13683701
I'm a schizophrenic and statistics say like 90% of schizos smoke and it may help with symptoms. I quit smoking last month, should I start again?

>> No.13694304

>>13683701
enjoy your psychosis

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>>13687968
Yes, you have to ask someone else if you have trouble comprehending that post my fellow retard.

>> No.13694337

I had to quit coffee because I like it too much and couldn't stop myself from drinking 10 espresso shots a day and becoming a dysfunctional, psychotic wreck.

>> No.13694380

>>13683701
smoking a joint while sipping coffee is ultimate comfy.

>> No.13694868

>>13694380
Does that actually work?

>> No.13695265

>>13692288
Glad im not the only one

>> No.13696296

>>13683660
If it's not those diseases then it will be something else. Who cares were all going to die anyway. Eat what you want and drink what you want. Enjoy your life to the fullest.

>> No.13696474

>>13694337
I literally cycle coffee. I used to drink it all the time at certain points in college but i started to feel like i was losing my mind when i was majorly stressed out and overtired. It was honestly terrifying. Now i'll buy coffee and drink it til its gone, but will lay off it for several weeks before reupping. Its a lot easier on my mind.

>> No.13697065

>>13692578
you tell us, do you feel different?

>> No.13697090
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I don't get how consuming a little caffeine will do any of that shit and even then I bet it only decreases it by a negligible amount, if you're predisposed to it by heritage you're probably going to get it either way.

>> No.13697143

>>13697090
>coffee = water with caffeine added

>> No.13697352

>>13683664
*chads

>> No.13697362

>>13684417
>Stay mad child.
The irony of this post is appalling.

>> No.13697578

>>13697143
Okay but still even with all the nutrients that the bean has to offer the effect is probably highly negligible.

>> No.13697627

>>13683908
Keep drinking your choccy milk and fuck faggots who put sugar and milk in coffee

>> No.13698094

https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2013/07/drinking-coffee-may-reduce-risk-of-suicide-by-50/

>> No.13698113

>>13683660
IS this confirmed due to the coffee itself? I mean, there's no source in the image at all so idk.
I imagine drinking coffee black probably dose help, like how drinking unsweet tea/kombucha supposedly helps with digestive health, and digestive health helps alleviate autism.