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Anonymous Tue Feb 18 04:29:59 2020 No.13673833 [DELETED]

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Well /ck/, you finally did it! You managed to bring a girl home for (what you hoped was) sexy times. The night was miraculous, and she was willing to stay over 'til morning. You wake up ahead of her, and decide this would be an ample opportunity to make her a cup of coffee -- and a special cup at that. You improvise with what you have in that kitchen, and worked any magic you could.

The coffee is ready, and lo and behold! She wakes up in time for you to deliver it to her. She's flattered by the gesture, and gives you the same flirtatious eyes and luscious smile that won your heart the previous night. You chat like you've known each other for years, and then she takes her first sip... something is wrong... she swishes the coffee in her mouth to get a better gauge of the flavour, and looks in the cup with the most puzzled face you've seen on a woman (she even makes crunching motions with her jaw). She then looks into your eyes, just as puzzled, but with concern now mixed into her expression

What did you put in the coffee that's distressing the lady, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 04:31:10 2020 No.13673834 >>13673833 all the eggs

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 04:33:25 2020 No.13673837 >>13673833 coffee is for weak people

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 04:35:17 2020 No.13673842 >>13673833 Ricin

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 04:36:14 2020 No.13673846 >>13673833 tea

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 04:36:56 2020 No.13673847 >>13673833 It was a cup of Bailey's with seven drops of coffee in it. I need her drunk again if I'm to copulate with her once more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 04:38:46 2020 No.13673848 butter

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 04:40:12 2020 No.13673850 >>13673833 cardamom

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 04:40:20 2020 No.13673851 I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 04:45:03 2020 No.13673860 >>13673833 Carbon dioxide. Let her get busy with the fizzy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 04:49:59 2020 No.13673868 >>13673833 >What did you put in the coffee that's distressing the lady, /ck/? I may have made a mistake of using boric acid instead of sugar. I mean i always cum into girls beverages so it shouldn't be distressull right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 04:56:55 2020 No.13673882 Probably milk, by mistake. My current girlfriend drinks her coffee black. When I drink coffee, I prefer it being half milk, half coffee.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 07:37:24 2020 No.13674167 >>13673882 >My current girlfriend what about the next one? She drinking Latte?

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Anonymous Tue Feb 18 07:43:59 2020 No.13674187

>>13673833
The reason she is attractive is she looks unhappy and a little scared. Women who are happy or enjoying themselves look like they have all kinds of disgusting STDs. They are either pretending in which case they are mentally ill and will ruin your life, or they are not pretending in which case they are physically contaminated.

Women are a joke and were a huge mistake too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 07:46:50 2020 No.13674195 >>13673833 >What did you put in the coffee that's distressing the lady, /ck/? Extract made from the last girl I bought home

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 07:54:32 2020 No.13674212 >>13673833 It's salt obviously.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 08:11:33 2020 No.13674248 >>13673833 >girl >she >her >she >her >she >she >she >her >woman >she >she >her >lady

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 08:12:57 2020 No.13674252 File: 93 KB, 600x507, 158[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674248

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 08:14:17 2020 No.13674254 >>13673833 >What did you put in the coffee that's distressing the lady, /ck/? Butter, of course!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 08:14:29 2020 No.13674255 >>13673833 fresh coom creamer of course!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 09:02:53 2020 No.13674342 >>13673833 garlic because /ck/ told me to

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 09:05:17 2020 No.13674347 >>13674187 Based and redpilled schizo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 09:06:50 2020 No.13674351 >>13673833 Holy fuck you need to get laid. Just fucking buy some pussy you god damn weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 09:14:59 2020 No.13674364 My benis:-D

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 09:15:37 2020 No.13674366 File: 1.14 MB, 1280x532, she.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674248

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 10:02:25 2020 No.13674504 >>13673833 i've got a jar of nescafe gold and some creamy hot chocolate packets. imma mix some and she can drink that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 10:12:23 2020 No.13674533 >>13673834 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 10:13:43 2020 No.13674543 File: 13 KB, 276x304, 940B153E-2A98-4593-B18C-DE48387122EC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13673842

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 10:29:57 2020 No.13674583 >>13673833 Did not read any of this!

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Anonymous Tue Feb 18 10:32:50 2020 No.13674590
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>>13673833
>Well /ck/, you finally did it! You managed to bring a girl home for (what you hoped was) sexy times.
and why the fuck would i fuck a girl for free like a good little coomer jannie ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 10:40:18 2020 No.13674613 >>13673833 Why the long face?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 11:48:47 2020 No.13674848 >>13673833 It's instant coffee, but also, I jizzed in the coffee. Cause she wouldn't swallow the night before. Now she swallowed and I will rest easy knowing that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 16:44:35 2020 No.13675910 >>13673833 Wow, she's gorgeous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 19:43:40 2020 No.13676730 File: 99 KB, 568x544, apu-apustaja-animal-frens.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13674583 It's okay, we're all illiterate here anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 20:57:18 2020 No.13677100 >>13673834 Silly goose

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 00:49:47 2020 No.13677981 >>13674187 what the fuck are you talking about

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 01:15:04 2020 No.13678052 >>13673833 a bit of baileys