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[Anonymous No.13665735]

Absolute peak hot sauce. The perfect balance of flavor, acidity, and heat. Say what you want, but you can't touch the king.

Discuss.

[Anonymous No.13665758]

>>13665735
>hot sauce thread

[Anonymous No.13665761]

>>13665758
>wojak poster

[Anonymous No.13665774]

>>13665735
It's kind of boring. I know I've tried Crystal's before but I don't remember it well enough to say it's better. Tabasco is good on certain things but not everybody likes how vinegary it is.

[Anonymous No.13665778]

>>13665774
Crystals just tastes like watered down Louisiana

[Anonymous No.13665810]

>>13665778
Cholula is best.

[Anonymous No.13665868]

>>13665758
Imagine being so beta you avoid foods you arbitrarily associate with a made up class of person
>>13665735
It's okay, for a Louisiana style it's a decent choice. I prefer crystal but I see the appeal.

[Anonymous No.13666279]

>>13665868
I would have to agree, Louisiana is a good choice , because it is vinegar based it is a particularly good in the beef jerky marinades or the spicy sour cream dips .

[Anonymous No.13666408]

For me, it's grace's hot sauce

[Anonymous No.13666416]

>>13665735
>anon doesn’t make their own hot sauce

[Anonymous No.13666567]

Funny way to spell valentinas.

[Anonymous No.13666675]

>>13666567
my man

[Anonymous No.13666824]

>>13665735
>Absolute peak hot sauce
>Not crystal
Wrong

[Anonymous No.13666829]

>>13665735
I tried this stuff. Tastes like what would come out if a fat mans unwashed asshole was a franks red hot sauce dispenser

[Anonymous No.13667177]

Gentlemen...

[Anonymous No.13667201]

>>13667177
Looks as gay as I assume you are

[Anonymous No.13667205]

>>13667201
Your mother and I are very disappointed in you.

[Anonymous No.13667216]

>>13667205
You fucked my mother? Jesus, I thought I couldn’t respect you less. Well enjoy your dick while you still got it, cuz it will fall off after dipping into that whore. Say hi to the bitch for me, it has been 17 years...

[Anonymous No.13669346]

>>13665735
>something that isn't tabasco
>peak
search within yourself anon, you know it to be true

[Anonymous No.13669359]

>>13665735
>flavor, acidity, and heat
>acidity

Why the fuck would any moron want their sauce to be acidic?

[Anonymous No.13669630]

>>13665735
That’s not tapatio

[Anonymous No.13669675]

I'm not much of a hotsauceman myself, preferring to use fresh peppers or dried flakes for heat, but I do usually keep a bottle of Cholula around because the boy on the label is cute.

[Anonymous No.13669693]

>>13667205
>My mommy bad! mongolian basket weaving forum cares, right?

[Anonymous No.13669698]

>>13669346
The only hot sauce that somehow manages not only to be flavorless in itself, but to actually subtract flavor from whatever you add it to. Absolute trash.

[Anonymous No.13669733]

>>13665735
watery garbage.
Make way for a real hot sauce

[Anonymous No.13669745]

>>13665735
there's absolutely no reason to have this when crystal exists