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13663827 No.13663827 [Reply] [Original]

Let's have a thread where we post foods we think no one ever buys and see if anyone actually does and why

Starting with the champion

>> No.13663919

LA Beast did a review of that and he said it just tastes like rye bread and isn't bad. Ive never seen it in a store though.

>> No.13663950

>>13663827
I used to work in a grocery store when I was a teenager. I would have loud conversations in front of customers while they where checking out where I would insist that brown bread in a can was the only bread that I would eat. I would claim to eat at least a can of it a day and recommend it to customers for its "wonderful flavor" and "dense texture".
I have only actually tried it once and found it underwhelming.

>> No.13663966
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>> No.13664033

>>13663966
americans buy this

>> No.13664040

>>13663966
Ngl I would actually try that desu

>> No.13664116

>>13663827
What...the fuck? Canned bread? What?

>> No.13664157

>>13663827
I would buy it for my bunker food

>> No.13664188

>>13663827
bowel & movement

>> No.13664228

>>13663950
pure chaotic neutral

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>>13663950

>> No.13664297

>>13663827
Pretty sure this showed up in an episode of BBQ Pit Boys when they were doing franks and beans. Nostalgia seemed to be the biggest reason for its inclusion but it didn't look bad, and apparently some is flavored with molasses as well.

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Just buy a chicken.
>>13663950
kek

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>>13665294
This or burger in a can

>> No.13665567

>>13665534
Bro they are like $3, barely have any caffeine and are 8oz like what the hell? Why would anyone buy that shit over the other products

>> No.13665576

>>13663827
I always say I'm gonna try that one day. Is it any good?

>> No.13665580

>>13665567
>clearly says 8.4oz on the image he looked at
>bro it’s like 8oz lmao wtf!
Some people on this website really make me question how it gets any traffic. Good on the administration for not implementing any sort of karma system to send this moron’s posts back to the depths of retardland where it spawned from. I wish you well in life, you’re going to need it..

>> No.13665588

>>13665576
im sure it’s dry and mealy as hell, probably used by hoarder invalid women 8 years after purchase date because the stove is covered in empty cat food cans

>> No.13665596

>>13664033
Not that I know of.
Never even seen such a thing before. I l o v e pickles but wouldn't even try those.

>> No.13665603

>>13663827
brown bread is alright. it's very dense, good pantry food. basically canned cake. I have eaten it a couple times.

>> No.13665607

>>13664157
That's what I was thinking. Going to go order a case.
Even if it's bad, it'll be good if the shtf.

>> No.13665613

>>13665580
decent attempt at trolling or unrivaled faggotry

>> No.13665618

>>13665607
Baking bread is literally the easiest thing ever why?

Flour, water, yeast, salt, baking powder if you’re feeling decadent in a survival situation

That’s it.. cost pennies. The fact we don’t force welfare peeps to live off it is morally bankrupt

>> No.13665624

>>13665294
Bought one once because I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw it.
Opened it, dumped it and was overwhelmed by the stink. Even dawgs rejected it.

>> No.13665650

>>13665588
Hoarders:buried alive.
So disgusting but like a train wreck, I have to look.

>> No.13665662

When I worked at winco we would sell tons of this kind of food. It was always 90 year old men who looked like they were waiting to die who bought it

>> No.13665664

>>13665618
I enjoy baking bread. Next summer we're building an outdoor brick oven.
People that don't bother working should be cooking from scratch.

>> No.13665674

>>13663966
the step from a lot of pickels that are already often very sweet to this isn't really very far.

Would try it, probably not bad, maybe even underwhelming

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>> No.13665828

>>13665567
>muh caffeine
You probably drink IPAs unironically too.

>> No.13666995

>>13665828
What do the two have in common?

>> No.13667036

>>13665618
You're going to use your precious energy resources during a SHTF situation on powering an oven?

>> No.13667047

>>13665567
Advertising. Everyone and their mother knows the "red bull gives you wings" slogan, while orher energy drinks have little to no ad presence.

>> No.13667075

>>13665664
>I enjoy baking bread. Next summer we're building an outdoor brick oven.
please don't. you will fill your neighborhood with smoke. Bake bread in the kitchen like a normal person.

>> No.13667265

>>13667036
>what is a campfire
typical preppertard

>> No.13667309

>>13665588
Its steamed brown sugar bread meant to be eaten with beans. Usually has raisens in it too. I make it fresh ontop of the woodstove in the winter.